Men. . 1 erase Tm ear: e s was e 1. are as swift as a coursing river 2. have all the force a great typhoon 3. have all the strength of a raging fire 4. are myst
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#4 - dpcrosby (02/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #17 to #4 - eonsmashface (02/19/2013) [-]
Let's get down to business to learn how to lift
did they send me betas, when I asked for sons?
you're the saddest bunch, I've ever met
but you can bet before we're through
mister, I'll make a reply; just for you

tranquil as a brony but a fire within
once you find your channel you are sure to winrar
you're a spineless, pale
beta twerp and you haven't gotta a clue
why the alpha's are manlier than you
you're never gunna catch a girl
so good-bye to the girls that you see
boy, are you a tool and a bitch
this alpha's got'em worshippin' steps
right through you he does see
now I really wish I knew where to begin

(be a man)we must be as suave as the raging homo(be a man)
with all the force of someone who lifts(be a man) with all the strength of a ragining douche bag
mysterious as the darkside of the moon

User avatar #26 to #17 - dpcrosby (02/19/2013) [-]
good god that's great!
User avatar #6 to #4 - roderick (02/18/2013) [-]
So he does lift
User avatar #5 - leglesslegolegolas (02/18/2013) [-]
Those standards that were crossed out? That's why you're single, ladies. That kind of man doesn't exist.
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#10 to #5 - insanefreak (02/18/2013) [-]
They do.
They're just gay.
(note, this is a joke, no offense to gay people.)
(nobody is that much of a doormat to do all those things on the list anyway)
#13 - ost (02/18/2013) [-]
#1 - mattzoman (02/18/2013) [-]
I haven't seen Mulan in so long. Time to bust out the old VHS.
I haven't seen Mulan in so long. Time to bust out the old VHS.
#16 - taintedangel (02/19/2013) [-]
Yes, because those original ten will 			*******		 work.   
   
1) That means you're her bitch   
2) Means you're a needy looser   
3) That's just asking to get punched again   
4) She is not wanting to kiss you if she's nagging you   
5) That means you are a pussy if you watch a chick flick (unless you're gay, which is cool)   
6) I got nothing for that one.  I'm a sucker for good love stories.   
7) Only when I'm 			*******		 done with the TV.   
8) Done that before (but it wasn't booze).  Never again.   
9) Never had to do this one (yet).   
10) i'm only sorry when I've legitimately done something wrong, like killed her cat by accident or something, not when I fail the 'does this make me look fat?' question.   
Needing is a different story.
Yes, because those original ten will ******* work.

1) That means you're her bitch
2) Means you're a needy looser
3) That's just asking to get punched again
4) She is not wanting to kiss you if she's nagging you
5) That means you are a pussy if you watch a chick flick (unless you're gay, which is cool)
6) I got nothing for that one. I'm a sucker for good love stories.
7) Only when I'm ******* done with the TV.
8) Done that before (but it wasn't booze). Never again.
9) Never had to do this one (yet).
10) i'm only sorry when I've legitimately done something wrong, like killed her cat by accident or something, not when I fail the 'does this make me look fat?' question.
Needing is a different story.
User avatar #14 - tytanhavok (02/18/2013) [-]
Ugh.. I hate it when people think that becoming a man is entirely dependent on having a romantic relationship.
User avatar #9 - mrhumperdoodle (02/18/2013) [-]
Let's get down to business!
User avatar #19 to #9 - roflstorm ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
To rule, the woooorld
User avatar #20 to #19 - mrhumperdoodle (02/19/2013) [-]
lolwut
User avatar #22 to #21 - mrhumperdoodle (02/19/2013) [-]
I get it now
#25 - eattherich (02/19/2013) [-]
The original ten make my penis an to punch somebody.
The original ten make my penis an to punch somebody.
User avatar #2 - kwanzalord (02/18/2013) [-]
this is probably the 3rd time I've seen this on fj alone
User avatar #18 to #2 - ReptaurLOLL (02/19/2013) [-]
Your 3rd time?
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Half-Life 3 confirmed.
#23 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
Nostalgia overload
User avatar #3 - atrumaliger (02/18/2013) [-]
Truth.
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