Craigslist rants. Just came along this in Seattle Craigslist, posted same day, about 4-5 hours apart... Not sure if its the couple or two different people.. But
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Craigslist rants

Just came along this in Seattle Craigslist, posted same day, about 4-5 hours apart... Not sure if its the couple or two different people.. But I found it a bit entertaining.

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Reply ) ). ft ers. arai spist. or : prohibited spam best of Posted: .. 4:
My MANLY wife cant satisfy me... (hookup)
I am a wimpy lil man. I pretended to be a bad ass: by stealing a harley, borrowing a leather jacket with a patch, got a tat that reads "ride or die" and another that
says "F ' Police" on my dick. I made manly friends in life, we rode hardcore for years, and eventually met a sweet caring beautiful lady, who loved my bad boy
image! I I
We married after a few weeks when I told her; "marry me of else", and after dumping her a few times, cheating on her and giving her an STD that we still dont
know the cure for. But I loved her, and she, me. [wee married, it was "OK" to keep her in line from time to , I was a badd boy and she liked
that! I just tell them ya fell down baby!
Sometimes we would all run a train on my petite lil wife, after she got off working at AM/ PM graveyard wait__ not too worry, she wasnt tired,
Then one day I quite my job, so I could sell dope to lil kids all day. The kids liked me, em I was officially a badd ass_ looked up to me, like my wife once
did! _but inside I was still just a lil man. They never knew. I was on top of the world!
Eventually I got arrested and convicted for dab. While in prison, I became some guys bitch, he had his way with me, so did his cell brothers, so many times I cant
remember. My dumb ass wife stayed by my side though: bless her lil heart_ as long as I acted like a bad ass: played innocent of the charges and played the
victim__ we were all good in ' hood!
When I got out years later, I was still a small lil man, but my wife had changed. I never saw it. I couldnt land a job with my record, with my tats and my hardcore
life style rep___ faek it, I was badd ass: I didnt need no job, career or education, I got my bitch right!
So wife took on two jobs, she worked and worked and slowly my petite shy lil wife became an angry, buff construction worker. (her second job)
She began going more and more to the gym, learned how to kickbox, then learned weapons and tactic; I let her fix the car, do all the shopping, take care of our 5
I think 6 of them are not ____ oh well, I didnt have to life a finger, wtf did i care.
I began to notice, between my naps, that she had grown very bitter and hateful of mendlow, WTF right!
She now is one badd ass chick and when we make love___ I am the bitch. it reminds me of my time cell block B.
But, I tell you this story to ask: where did I go wrong? why am I here? why has she changed so much? maybe she wasnt right for me at all, way back in the
beggining, before ******* her all updso sad.
Location: be oboe
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Reply ers. arai spist. or : prohibited spam best of postal/ Ili) -','.. 12:
My Sissy Husband Cait Satisfy Me...
My husband has a girly, slim, feminine body. He likes to wear panties, dress up in my clothes, wear makeout and talk like a girl. He' s gentle in bed and likes to
have his nipples sucked like a little "'". I' m a sexy: young, horny "" and his sissy body and "" cant satisfyed My husband doea' t "" me or play with
my *****___he doea' t event get on top of me and lick and suck my just sucks my "" like a sissy - while I am on top of him dry humping his
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