True shit. Not Oc. I find this surprisingly true.. Umm, make that 10. with a boner.
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True shit

Not Oc.
I find this surprisingly true

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Submitted: 02/17/2013
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User avatar #130 - lordvimless (03/21/2013) [-]
ihate waking up with the 3 is sucks. it probaly looks like im praying on the toilet
User avatar #118 - cazabrow ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
No. 4 - the biggest son of a bitch to ever exist
#117 - anonymous (02/18/2013) [-]
Why does no one ever include the "recently had a boner so dick wants to jizz and won't let me piss" kind of piss. Gotta freaking stand for a full 30 seconds waiting for that thing to come down and relax sometimes because the piss passage is completely closed off.
Also, ******* in public bathrooms. You're about to piss, someone walks in and out of reflex you tense up a bit, now you can't piss. Gotta wait 5 seconds to relax again. ANOTHER BASTARD COMES IN. Tense up again automatically.
******* annoying as **** ...
#114 - scarydino (02/18/2013) [-]
How unexpected
It seems that I'm part of the *minority* that sits down only when pooping. I thought that it was a male tradition to practice your morning snipping until you reach the diaper age again.
Anyway, not that I care much since I can't poop unless I get ***** so meh, we're all dif in a way.
User avatar #120 to #114 - DrSalvador (02/18/2013) [-]
I only sit down to pee when it's in the middle of the night or i just woke up, but getting ***** to poop?
yeah...........................
User avatar #121 to #120 - scarydino (02/18/2013) [-]
Well to each his own, as long as you feel relaxed while peeing like that then i don't see a problem, it was only that it took me by surprise that the majority does it.
Oh, and about the ***** part. I guess I also feel more comfortable not having anything on while doing my business
User avatar #125 to #121 - DrSalvador (02/18/2013) [-]
I was saying i only sit down to #2, unless it's that one situation (pointing out a likeness), but the nakey to poop thing, what if you're in public???
User avatar #127 to #125 - scarydino (02/18/2013) [-]
Oh, I usually don't go nr.2 in public toilets unless I really really have too. -keeping it in when you need to poo in is easier than when you need to pee-
But if I really have to I simply take off my top and do how much I can, but it would feel uncomfortable. I'm a man that can only truly relax in his bathroom, ha
User avatar #112 - chubberbrother (02/18/2013) [-]
There are nine ways guys pee. Pee has three letters. 9/3 = 3. Half Life 3 confirmed.
#111 - Plagus (02/18/2013) [-]
It's true you know.
User avatar #103 - JimiHendrix (02/18/2013) [-]
The Final Shot is a bitch. It's always when i'm at a friends house. I think I'm done and let out one last final squeeze and suddenly their walls and ceilings are soaked in my piss.
It's just. Not. Fair.
User avatar #101 - pbody (02/18/2013) [-]
how does a liquid that is being pushed downward start curving upward?
#100 - tenthdivine (02/18/2013) [-]
No the worst.. is when you've just got up and you're not 100% conscious yet. When you don't pull down your pants enough so the tip is still in, and you don't realize it, only when you start peeing and feel the creeping warmth do you realize the horrible mistake you've made...
No the worst.. is when you've just got up and you're not 100% conscious yet. When you don't pull down your pants enough so the tip is still in, and you don't realize it, only when you start peeing and feel the creeping warmth do you realize the horrible mistake you've made...
User avatar #99 - BowChickaBowWow (02/18/2013) [-]
WTF Fun Fact no. 954, Planking was originally a technique designed to allow me to pee with a boner.
#98 - sinjinsamhain (02/18/2013) [-]
LIKE A BOSS!
User avatar #97 - neoexdeath (02/18/2013) [-]
I actually piss in a jar, and dump it outside

...Hey, we've got these little ******* called Nutria running around our yards. They avoid the places I pour it for a while, its something to do with the scent. Works great on foxes too, I hear.
#123 to #97 - DrSalvador (02/18/2013) [-]
uuuuuhhhhh....
uuuuuhhhhh....
#105 to #97 - MoooP (02/18/2013) [-]
*and so, jarate was born*
*and so, jarate was born*
User avatar #94 - awesomenessdefined (02/18/2013) [-]
As a guy, I've always sit down to pee.

So much better is every way, unless it's cold.
#106 to #94 - zeusx (02/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #96 to #94 - BowChickaBowWow (02/18/2013) [-]
Sitzspinkler.
User avatar #95 to #94 - rocksteady (02/18/2013) [-]
...
User avatar #92 - youarenotspecial (02/18/2013) [-]
This post makes me happy that I don't have a penis. :<
User avatar #91 - capslockrage (02/18/2013) [-]
Am I the only one that sits to pee most the time?

I don't like having to clean up piss when I miss.
#102 to #91 - Lateralism (02/18/2013) [-]
actually I never pee standing up at home. Way more comfortable to sit down.
User avatar #93 to #91 - sparkyoneonetwo (02/18/2013) [-]
if i am at home I almost always do other than that I will never sit on someones tolite
#89 - magikarpforlife (02/18/2013) [-]
"I like to think he had sex last night and has a a little residue left over"
#88 - nosurprise (02/18/2013) [-]
mfw tripple stream
#107 to #88 - IloveWAFFLES (02/18/2013) [-]
>mfw I have had a quadtuple stream
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#86 - xsiberx (02/18/2013) [-]
I am in total agreement with the &quot;Just woken up&quot; one.
I am in total agreement with the "Just woken up" one.
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