True shit. Not Oc. I find this surprisingly true.. Umm, make that 10. pissing with a boner.
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#10 - whizzerbike (02/17/2013) [-]
Umm, make that 10.    
pissing with a boner.
Umm, make that 10.
pissing with a boner.
User avatar #23 to #10 - GShock (02/17/2013) [-]
Just piss in the shower with the water running.
User avatar #25 to #10 - tenfinnvo ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
Actually i think that is what "Just woke up" one means.
User avatar #122 to #25 - meganinja (02/18/2013) [-]
I find it hard as **** to piss sitting down with a boner, it either comes out of the bowl if i'm sitting too far back and gets piss everywhere, or it touches the top of the seat if I scoot in. I'd rather stand
User avatar #12 to #10 - andnowducks (02/17/2013) [-]
Why is that a gif?
User avatar #20 to #19 - andnowducks (02/17/2013) [-]
Oldest and least scariest trick in the book.
#129 to #109 - andnowducks (02/18/2013) [-]
U WNT SUM FUK TUF GYU
U WNT SUM FUK TUF GYU
#9 - lincolnpenis (02/17/2013) [-]
The 'everywhere' at a friend's house... Oh god. That feel. The terror.
User avatar #13 to #9 - thewickedgoose (02/17/2013) [-]
who is that?
User avatar #15 to #13 - lincolnpenis (02/17/2013) [-]
The new Judge Dredd.
really good movie btw
User avatar #65 to #15 - hairydickfarts (02/18/2013) [-]
it is indeed a splendid movie
#2 - indigoflows (02/17/2013) [-]
Who this happens to
Who this happens to
#32 - minishadow (02/17/2013) [-]
I can never sit down a pee in the morning's because when i sit down my penis touches the inside of the toilet.. its cold D: and incredibly uncomfortable
User avatar #53 to #32 - kayen (02/17/2013) [-]
Move back on the seat and push it downwards?...
User avatar #59 to #53 - minishadow (02/18/2013) [-]
I do.. but it makes me feel like a girl >.>
#57 to #32 - thedarkestrogue (02/17/2013) [-]
oh god the worst is when you have that issue and you take a 			****		. Then your dick does/almost touches your own fecal matter.   
Its nasty.
oh god the worst is when you have that issue and you take a **** . Then your dick does/almost touches your own fecal matter.
Its nasty.
User avatar #21 - alphawolffifteen (02/17/2013) [-]
What's worse is that your dick will change...one day it pees normal...the next is goin all whacky. Mine is in a phase where unless i'm pissing really hard, it comes out 90% normal and the other 10% literally sprays everywhere, and I have no option but to put up with it.
I hate my dick.
User avatar #28 to #21 - sladee (02/17/2013) [-]
what a dickhead
#36 to #21 - tocoolforyouinajar (02/17/2013) [-]
My dick's an asshole.
My dick's an asshole.
#62 - auesis (02/18/2013) [-]
The worst is waking up with a boner that won't go away, so you have to either try and press it down, which is painful as 			****		, or stand a mile away from the bowl and hope you get the trajectory right.
The worst is waking up with a boner that won't go away, so you have to either try and press it down, which is painful as **** , or stand a mile away from the bowl and hope you get the trajectory right.
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User avatar #126 to #62 - whitsoxrule (02/18/2013) [-]
Protip: Straddle the toilet while facing the wall. Works for me everytime.
#67 to #62 - ozkarmak (02/18/2013) [-]
jerk off first, you should
User avatar #74 to #67 - shazmothree (02/18/2013) [-]
You should never fap when you need to pee it makes pissing a hassle when you go later
User avatar #72 to #67 - gandalfthered (02/18/2013) [-]
allways been afraid to jerk off when i had to piss. dont wanna risk pissing myself
User avatar #44 - gmarrox (02/17/2013) [-]
Where's the post-masturbation-canal-blockage?
User avatar #75 to #44 - shazmothree (02/18/2013) [-]
For me that's the double stream
#46 to #44 - yologdog (02/17/2013) [-]
that never happens to me.

My jetstream piss seems to just push past all the cum.
#49 to #44 - Rascal (02/17/2013) [-]
turns my tip into a sprinkler head apparently. I just sit down after i rub one out now, because there's no hope :/
#79 - shhpostponies (02/18/2013) [-]
A true sayian warrior always tinkles when he sprinkles.
#124 to #79 - mafleto (02/18/2013) [-]
He's right you know
#84 - Pompano (02/18/2013) [-]
My bathroom adventures look more like this.




My bathroom adventures look more like this.
#100 - tenthdivine (02/18/2013) [-]
No the worst.. is when you've just got up and you're not 100% conscious yet. When you don't pull down your pants enough so the tip is still in, and you don't realize it, only when you start peeing and feel the creeping warmth do you realize the horrible mistake you've made...
No the worst.. is when you've just got up and you're not 100% conscious yet. When you don't pull down your pants enough so the tip is still in, and you don't realize it, only when you start peeing and feel the creeping warmth do you realize the horrible mistake you've made...
#88 - nosurprise (02/18/2013) [-]
mfw tripple stream
#107 to #88 - IloveWAFFLES (02/18/2013) [-]
>mfw I have had a quadtuple stream
#83 - puredeliciousness (02/18/2013) [-]
Every. Single. One. Of. These.
User avatar #38 - redclover (02/17/2013) [-]
9 is caused by multiple 4s
it's not as final as you think
#89 - magikarpforlife (02/18/2013) [-]
"I like to think he had sex last night and has a a little residue left over"
#37 - fooljamable (02/17/2013) [-]
9, 3 and 4 are the worst.
9, 3 and 4 are the worst.
#55 - nephrithotroll (02/17/2013) [-]
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#61 to #55 - Rascal (02/18/2013) [-]
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#66 to #55 - Rascal (02/18/2013) [-]
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#76 to #55 - Rascal (02/18/2013) [-]
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#98 - sinjinsamhain (02/18/2013) [-]
LIKE A BOSS!
#51 - getsheadfromdolan (02/17/2013) [-]
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10. the fire hose
User avatar #24 - safo (02/17/2013) [-]
I always pee sitting down, and I'm a man...

sorry :(
User avatar #27 to #24 - whycanticaps (02/17/2013) [-]
me too, when I was a child, I was always yelled at when I stood up because it was too loud, so now it has been drilled into me to sit
User avatar #29 to #27 - safo (02/17/2013) [-]
when I was young, my parents told me its unsanitary and if you pee standing up you'll get urine everywhere..

doesn't bother me tbh, so automatic and done fast. I still pee in urinals in public toilets though..
#31 to #29 - Rascal (02/17/2013) [-]
Why would anyone even bother to do it standing up? They have to sit down to crap anyway, so it's not like it's an issue. I can see how sitting would be unsanitary in public restrooms, but standing up seems otherwise unecessary.
#86 - xsiberx (02/18/2013) [-]
I am in total agreement with the "Just woken up" one.
I am in total agreement with the "Just woken up" one.
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