Andre is not a happy camper. Andre is ALL about that life.. Oh god, I remember the last summer camp I went to... It was absolutely insane. We were not allowed to be out of the counselor's sight. Literally, if we wanted t andre sassy
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#30 - baniggernom ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
God, my first camp sucked. We would get like a piece of bread every week. Everybody got skinny and we were always cramped. To top it off, some of the people who went to go shower pretty much just died. You know what's ridiculous? A camp having mass graveyards. That **** is ridiculous. I can't believe how much I hated it there. ******* Auschwitz man.
User avatar #99 to #30 - jdsalenger (02/17/2013) [-]
I nazi that coming.
#137 to #99 - amusingtoaster (02/18/2013) [-]
If you're going to make a cancerous joke, at least say it right.
#88 to #30 - burgermergerburger (02/17/2013) [-]
You got me good
11/10
#91 to #30 - bilbobagginshield (02/17/2013) [-]
oh wow,that was hilarious.
oh wow,that was hilarious.
User avatar #40 to #30 - jackalcureofprusia (02/17/2013) [-]
oh wow
oh
10/10
Just wow
Bravo sir
#26 - nahsahsenn (02/17/2013) [-]
summer of 9th grade my mom sent me to art camp. at first i was like **** THIS **** I DONT WANNA PAINT FLOWERS AND **** , but then I slowly realized just how awesome this camp was. Glassblowing, top of the line recording studio, metalworking, i mean **** , we didnt ******** around with that no phones, campfires and canoeing **** . we just did art things, everyone had weed, and all the girls were looking to lose their virginity. that summer changed my outlook on summer camps, 10/10 would do again

pic related, its like a glass cup i made or whatever
User avatar #138 to #26 - murdocisgod (02/18/2013) [-]
The 60's, man. What a great time.
User avatar #74 to #26 - nlogax (02/17/2013) [-]
You got laid?
User avatar #79 to #74 - nahsahsenn (02/17/2013) [-]
tis how i lost my virginity. i ****** some chick in the storage room underneath the wood shop, and unfortunately, there was a big ass air compressor there that turned on without warning and scared the **** out of us multiple times
User avatar #98 to #26 - ugottanked (02/17/2013) [-]
god damn..wish i had a camp experience like that
#21 - badgertom (02/17/2013) [-]
The last two summers i've actually been working at a summer camp in connecticut, and some of the kids were the biggest little ***** ever. Though one jewish kid gave me an interesting lecture how he believed Hitler lead the Yahtzee party and killed hundreds of Jews.

Pic related
User avatar #38 to #21 - spoogle (02/17/2013) [-]
That kid may have been onto something.
#23 to #21 - nahsahsenn (02/17/2013) [-]
>biggest little *****
User avatar #4 - LaBarata (02/17/2013) [-]
Oh god, I remember the last summer camp I went to... It was absolutely insane. We were not allowed to be out of the counselor's sight. Literally, if we wanted to go to the bathroom at night, we had to wake them up so they could take us. I could honestly liken this to a bit of a prison camp, but the prisoners went canoeing and **** .

I lost close to 30 lbs there... That was mostly because they barely ******* fed us. Seriously. They fed us as little as humanly possible.

Let's take an example dinner. You know those little round tortilla chips? Our dinner was four of those, and a puddle of cheese sauce about the size of one of them.
They did not. ******* . Feed us. Some kids in my cabin were climbing trees for crab apples.

Because I was older (and about a foot taller) than everyone else in my tent, I became sort of the surrogate leader, which meant I was in charge. Hell, these kids looked up to me, so I had to take care of them. I used to actually break into the kitchens and find food for them so they could actually have a proper meal.

The counselors were also physical as **** with the kids, to an I don't think that was even close to remotely legal level. They'd always shove us and push us and stuff like that. I remember one time I 'wasn't walking fast enough', so one of them essentially got behind me and started shoving me along.

Man, **** that place.
User avatar #83 to #4 - spaceturtlecadet (02/17/2013) [-]
Kind of irrelevant, but if I remember correctly, you had the scary as **** wooden cages moving about your forest right?
Are they still there?
Woah, I'm even subscribed to you on youtube..
User avatar #205 to #83 - LaBarata (02/18/2013) [-]
They are. I've got a new video in the works, just need to edit it.
User avatar #90 to #4 - yuknowherpderp (02/17/2013) [-]
Where was this place?
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User avatar #156 to #4 - downtownbosscat (02/18/2013) [-]
dude ben stiller in heavyweights
User avatar #195 to #4 - fadetometallica (02/18/2013) [-]
It wasn't even nearly that bad in basic training.
User avatar #158 to #4 - lieutenantderp (02/18/2013) [-]
Reminds of of military school days. Oh, the joys.
User avatar #11 to #4 - tomowrath (02/17/2013) [-]
I remember going to a camp where the counselors were so lazy they had 1 day (12 hours, 7:00 am to 7:00pm) where all the counselors went in a cabin and watched tv, leaving around 80 campers to walk around a field. It turned chaotic, around 8 people got into a fight, 1 kid got stuck on a pavilion roof, and at around 3:00 pm, a ******* kid unhooked the barn door stables and like 15 goats started running around, and then the counselors put them away and then gave a "No-no" to the kid who opened it.
Then we all had to sit at ******* picnic tables for the rest of the day while the counselors were "working"
**** THAT PLACE.
I would give the name, but i dont exactly want to reveal where i live.
User avatar #15 to #11 - corkscrew (02/17/2013) [-]
>implying you can't go to a different place for camp
User avatar #59 to #4 - mycatislookingatme (02/17/2013) [-]
******* goosebumps and feels all up in here dude.
User avatar #63 to #59 - mycatislookingatme (02/17/2013) [-]
The bit about the crab apples and the breaking into the kitches properly got to me.

And the becoming a leader **** for that matter.
User avatar #206 to #63 - LaBarata (02/18/2013) [-]
It was cracked out, dude. Seriously.

How do people like that get to run a camp?
#95 to #4 - billofclarance (02/17/2013) [-]
"But the prisoners went canoeing and **** "
#60 to #4 - crazyolitis (02/17/2013) [-]
Goddamn. I don't know what you look like, but if my imagination is correct, you'd look like some sort of resistance fighter. Big jaw, black hair, all that 			****		. Kind of like that guy from inglorious basterds.
Goddamn. I don't know what you look like, but if my imagination is correct, you'd look like some sort of resistance fighter. Big jaw, black hair, all that **** . Kind of like that guy from inglorious basterds.
User avatar #16 to #4 - darkcomy (02/17/2013) [-]
So if there was one counselor, and you wanted to go to the bathroom at night, everyone had to go to the bathroom? Else other remained unsupervised.
User avatar #22 to #16 - LaBarata (02/17/2013) [-]
They had two of them, one to watch us, one to take us somewhere
#9 to #4 - selfdenyingbeggar (02/17/2013) [-]
Sounds like you had a hard life. Good thing it's over.
User avatar #5 to #4 - Kyue (02/17/2013) [-]
I seem to just get a vision of a brutal fat camp. I doubt it was though.
User avatar #6 to #5 - LaBarata (02/17/2013) [-]
If it was, they'd be feeding us the exact wrong stuff. It was literally the cheapest, least healthy **** you could find
User avatar #7 to #6 - Kyue (02/17/2013) [-]
Sounds like a school cafeteria
User avatar #8 to #7 - LaBarata (02/17/2013) [-]
Except schools feed you decent portions
User avatar #12 to #4 - willindor (02/17/2013) [-]
Is it possible that the name of the camp was or partly was: Auschwitz, Treblinka, Sobibor or Bergen Belsen?
User avatar #70 to #12 - freakyorange (02/17/2013) [-]
Don't forget Buna or Birkenau.
User avatar #75 to #70 - willindor (02/17/2013) [-]
Wasn't the official name of Birkenau Auschwitz II. I know there were lots of concentration camps but I was just too lazy to list them all.
User avatar #80 to #75 - freakyorange (02/17/2013) [-]
Birkenau was the "Reception" Center for Auschwitz.
User avatar #85 to #80 - willindor (02/17/2013) [-]
Ah so. But there were so many cc's that their names confuse me most of the time.
User avatar #13 to #4 - ishalltroll (02/17/2013) [-]
I have to agree with my fellow previous commentators.
Sounds pretty much like a concentration camp.
#10 to #4 - IceViper (02/17/2013) [-]
were you a survivor of Auschwitz by any chance?
were you a survivor of Auschwitz by any chance?
#44 to #10 - byposted (02/17/2013) [-]
Conditions for inmates at Auschwitz were much looser than you would think, actually.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtlPlZGvgY0

User avatar #112 to #44 - IceViper (02/17/2013) [-]
holocaust movies are so ******* annoying. Many millions of people have died throughout history, why is everyone focusing on this particular one?
User avatar #125 to #112 - byposted (02/17/2013) [-]
The supposed Holocaust was unknown of in society before Hollywood started making movies about it in the early 1960s. The Holocaust has almost no historical value. The entire evidence is based on testimonies and the movies that were made to model them.

I just can't get over the fact that there is literally no evidence to show that gas chambers existed in any camp for purposes of mass-homicide. They say that Zyklon B was used in Auschwitz, but that was a popular delousing chemical which was used in the camp (proven claim) to save lives. They say that diesel engines were used in Belzek, Sobibor, and Treblinka, but that is a laughable claim.

Look into the period after WWI and you can see Jews claiming that there were millions of Jews starving in Europe, in need of imminent aid. They raised millions upon millions of dollars via organizations like the Join Distribution Committee and most of the money was funneled for purposes outside of welfare (to the Soviet Union and Israel).

From the American Jewish Congress, May 20, 1920, on fund raising.

"The fund for Jewish war sufferers in Central and Eastern Europe where six millions face horrifying conditions of famine, disease and death."
User avatar #128 to #125 - IceViper (02/17/2013) [-]
and plus, american POW in Japan were slaughtered in the most horrible disgusting ways known to mankind. Why doesnt that get any attention?
User avatar #130 to #128 - byposted (02/17/2013) [-]
Ones who control popular culture control what is popular. Hollywood was literally founded by Jews. If Hollywood was owned by American-Indians, they would be making movies on evil Pilgrims.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQAZqLnbRhw
www.latimes.com/news/opinion/commentary/la-oe-stein19-2008dec19,0,4676183.column

_ How deeply Jewish is Hollywood? When the studio chiefs took out a full-page ad in the Los Angeles Times a few weeks ago to demand that the Screen Actors Guild settle its contract, the open letter was signed by: News Corp. President Peter Chernin (Jewish), Paramount Pictures Chairman Brad Grey (Jewish), Walt Disney Co. Chief Executive Robert Iger (Jewish), Sony Pictures Chairman Michael Lynton (surprise, Dutch Jew), Warner Bros. Chairman Barry Meyer (Jewish), CBS Corp. Chief Executive Leslie Moonves (so Jewish his great uncle was the first prime minister of Israel), MGM Chairman Harry Sloan (Jewish) and NBC Universal Chief Executive Jeff Zucker (mega-Jewish). If either of the Weinstein brothers had signed, this group would have not only the power to shut down all film production but to form a minyan with enough Fiji water on hand to fill a mikvah._
#101 to #44 - creosote (02/17/2013) [-]
It's good to know that concentration camps weren't all that bad, Hell, it sounds like fun times EXCEPT FOR THE ******* GAS SHOWERS AND STARVATION.
User avatar #113 to #101 - IceViper (02/17/2013) [-]
not that they were bad, they were just not that strict. For example, you could have sex with any woman in the middle of public. You still had to die though.
#114 to #113 - creosote (02/17/2013) [-]
Did you mean to say "weren't" because otherwise... Dude...
Did you mean to say "weren't" because otherwise... Dude...
User avatar #118 to #114 - IceViper (02/17/2013) [-]
yes i meant to say werent. my bad.
User avatar #108 to #101 - byposted (02/17/2013) [-]
Starvation was what happened at the end of the war, not the fault of the Germans.
User avatar #107 to #101 - byposted (02/17/2013) [-]
If you're interested, you can look into legitimacy of those claims here (really recommend watching this):

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNOBtsg9eQQ
User avatar #52 - rocksteady (02/17/2013) [-]
Look at the ******* scorecard; the lowest score is OK. I would not send my kids to a camp where their voices are silenced.
#142 to #52 - generaljackass (02/18/2013) [-]
Just a guess, but I doubt the parents saw the critique forms prior to enrollment.
#27 to #14 - comicsjoey **User deleted account** (02/17/2013) [-]
excuuuse me... fencing? let me tell you something, jerry, if you did real fencing you would be so screwed up you would **** from your mouth, because you couldn't use the lower part of your body for the rest of your miserable life. The rest of the article is funny.
yes im a fencer and it's ******* hard because the steel stings like seven hells.

User avatar #31 to #27 - kapane (02/17/2013) [-]
I am a Viking reenactor, and I dare say being hit with a wire is mere childsplay!
#104 to #27 - creosote (02/17/2013) [-]
******** . I used to do fencing too. It wasn't that bad (granted, one time my instructors blade snapped on me and he very nearly puncture my skin).
#121 to #14 - crzycuban (02/17/2013) [-]
not to be "that guy", but something in the language of the text makes me think its not really an 8 year old who wrote that..
User avatar #19 - sweetellie ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
I never went to summer camp. Do we even have them in England..?
User avatar #33 to #19 - thesuperhanz (02/17/2013) [-]
I think the closet we have is scouts, and that's just an excuse for middle aged guys to butt **** kids
User avatar #58 to #33 - mycatislookingatme (02/17/2013) [-]
Hey.

I do scouts.

And I'll have you know we only give blowjobs.
User avatar #2 - electricbubblewrap (02/17/2013) [-]
I ******* lost it found it and lost it again at Pick me the **** up or else
#120 - infamoustrapper (02/17/2013) [-]
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#220 to #120 - gabbelabbe (02/21/2013) [-]
haha, glorious MS paint-god!
#84 - umybitchnigga (02/17/2013) [-]
I 			*******		 lost it at the counselors were 			*******		 			****		!
I ******* lost it at the counselors were ******* **** !
#37 - spoogle (02/17/2013) [-]
I had to go to Christian camp at a place called Rock Ridge once. It was so ******* awful. Everyone was such a little pussy assed, tattle telling, raging erection. This one kid caught a turtle in the lake and was all, "Hurrurr I'm going to name him Peter after St. Peter." I took the little bastard and put it back in the lake. Little **** was crying the next morning. I hate camp. God I hated it.

I'm still a christian, though.
#62 to #37 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
Liked the story, but when you mentioned you were one of those god awful christians I had to thumb you down and block you. sorry.
User avatar #81 to #62 - shiifter (02/17/2013) [-]
>Look at dumbass comment
>get a little upset.
>see username
>lol
#39 to #37 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
okay
User avatar #202 to #37 - chiselbit (02/18/2013) [-]
One kid at a camp I went to caught a praying mantis and stuck in a jar under his bed. He said he would mess up anyone that touched it. So naturally I took it out of the jar and released it as far away as possible. Told him I did it and all he did was bitch. Good Times Good Times.
#61 to #37 - exhaustedheadcase (02/17/2013) [-]
sorry i stopped reading after i heard the camp name
User avatar #41 to #37 - byposted (02/17/2013) [-]
My mother once tried and really pushed for me to spend my summer at a Christian camp under the guise of, "making friends." Thank god I decided against it.
User avatar #50 to #41 - horriblefishboy ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
I spent a week at one. I met a cute redheaded girl who was equally as quiet as I was. She was really funny, and I really wish I had talked to her more. But her parents wouldn't let me have her cell phone number, too overprotective. It sucks, because I think we connected. Other than that the camp was ****** .
User avatar #42 to #41 - spoogle (02/17/2013) [-]
I envy that so hard. I will never get back those precious 72 hours.
#187 - Pompano (02/18/2013) [-]
I ******* hated camp, they starved our asses. Literally, we got like a single peanut butter and jelly sandwich each meal. Not only that, but they worked us like migrant workers. We would have to run miles and miles regardless of the weather. The worst part was that everyone at that camp was ******* hideous. Worst fat camp ever.
#57 - pokemonstheshiz (02/17/2013) [-]
**pokemonstheshiz rolled a random image posted in comment #650870 at Friendly ** Boy Scout summer camps were pretty kick ass, sucks for you guys
User avatar #139 to #57 - generaljackass (02/18/2013) [-]
I am an Eagle scout and I go back to help every summer. Honestly being a camp counselor rocks.
User avatar #140 to #139 - pokemonstheshiz (02/18/2013) [-]
I would, but they pay really ****** wages at my camp and I need the money to pay for college.
User avatar #167 to #140 - generaljackass (02/18/2013) [-]
I am in college and it does pay **** , but I go for a couple weeks to help anyway.
User avatar #148 to #57 - corndawg (02/18/2013) [-]
Boy Scouts hell yeah!! Just had my Eagle ceremony today actually... not that you guys care but still!
User avatar #65 to #57 - mycatislookingatme (02/17/2013) [-]
High five for scouting!

****** , I'm 16 and I still do scout camp.
#77 to #65 - triggathepirate (02/17/2013) [-]
***** age don't matter about the scout life
User avatar #82 to #65 - pokemonstheshiz (02/17/2013) [-]
I'm an Eagle, but I'm 19 so I can't :( I still go camping though
User avatar #87 - comeatmebrother (02/17/2013) [-]
Every scoring machine/card is required to have **** as an option from now on.
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#89 to #25 - burgermergerburger (02/17/2013) [-]
Oh god... Oh god the pain
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User avatar #3 - tastycrisps (02/17/2013) [-]
I had a similar experience last time I went to summer camp.
#51 - ttubkcid (02/17/2013) [-]
Almost every year the camps were set near Buzau and there are some kind of vulcanos with mud instead of lava, less than half a meter tall, some of them are like really deep holes in the ground and they're more than 5 meters deep. Being summer it was always hot as **** so because of all the mud it smelled like Satan's anus. And to top it off there was always some retard that fell in a vulcano. It was hilarious at first, but then we had to smell it for an hour or so on the way back.

Picture related, it's the vulcanos.
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User avatar #73 to #51 - DagothUr (02/17/2013) [-]
Oh God, I just read an article about them. Apparently the eruptions are caused by natural gas, on top of the mud being nasty.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berca_Mud_Volcanoes
#166 - anon (02/18/2013) [-]
Well, since everyone is sharing their summer camp stories I'll share one as well.

I'm a muslim, and that's important for you to know if I'm to explain this successfully. My parents sent me to a "summer camp" with my cousin that's made by and for muslim kids. Thing is, I'm a moderate muslim of african descent, but the nutjobs I had to deal with were crazy. They were teaching **** like "Israel should not exist" and if they ever had the chance they would do whatever it takes to eliminate israel. You dig? I was one confused 12 year old, and the fools around me were just soaking in the extreme. We didn't do anything fun either. We went swimming once every two weeks and went to movie theaters to watch old animated movies like open season or some **** (completely contradictory to their teachings...kids shouldn't be watching animated stuff and shouldn't draw according to them). 99% of the time we were stuck in a classroom. We were fed leftover circular peanut butter and jelly sandwiches from the local school (which was in the ghetto, to add insult to the injury).

tl;dr I was in an indoctrination camp of some sort and I ******** up by agreeing to go to it.
#171 to #166 - anon (02/18/2013) [-]
Islam: the religion of peace.
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