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Phanact be Praised. Praise the Great fat. Keep us whole. Unity is Forever. There is no Death. Only Rebirth. Give unto the Phanact and the Phanact will give unto you. Embrace the Evolution. Take Us. We are Ready. FunnyJunk is life everlasting for all of its children. Praise Phanact, chosen of the fat, architect of FunnyJunk. To join is to survive.
"Holy anonymous creatures, transform me into your servant, show me the path to enlightenment, as you alter my flesh and free my soul. One Mind, One Soul, One Flesh, One Purpose, One People. Unity after death unity forever. Phanact be praised.

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#384 to #382 - shinobidesu (02/17/2013) [-]

I hope phanact is getting like 3 mentions per minute.

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#10 - dirrrtjump (02/17/2013) [+] (63 replies)

**dirrrtjump rolls 13** dubs decide what i am doing the next 5 minutes

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#15 to #10 - bakuraandmarik (02/17/2013) [-]

**bakuraandmarik rolls 84**
put on really bad make-up and record yourself lip singing call me maybe and post it on Funnyjunk

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#18 to #15 - dirrrtjump (02/17/2013) [-]

haha thats pretty nice. wish more people here would have ideas like that instead of fap haha. nice on m8

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#19 to #18 - bakuraandmarik (02/17/2013) [-]

**bakuraandmarik rolls 21**
eh I try I thought it might be funny
oh well no dubs for me

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#487 to #10 - anonexplains (02/17/2013) [-]

**anonymous rolls 44**

eat ****

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#488 to #487 - anonexplains (02/17/2013) [-]

DO EET dirrrtjump !

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#493 to #488 - anonexplains (02/17/2013) [-]

(samefag here) If you don't feel like eating **** , just praise phanact instead.

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#537 to #493 - dirrrtjump (02/18/2013) [-]

Oh.. Oh holy phancat. You are the best of the best. You are my god. [phancat is god]

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#445 to #10 - mulehouse (02/17/2013) [-]

**mulehouse rolls 64** put a cucumber up your ass and post it.

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#259 to #10 - contracunt (02/17/2013) [-]

**contracunt rolls 04** shove a banana up your ass and post pics.

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#248 to #10 - yutdollacwwwthree (02/17/2013) [-]

**yutdollacwwwthree rolls 48** do what comment 15 said

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#228 to #10 - zarnvendk ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]

**zarnvendk rolls 14** post a picture of yourself!

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#223 to #10 - whisperingdirt (02/17/2013) [-]

**whisperingdirt rolls 49** everything posted in this thread, or as much as possible.

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#219 to #10 - threedogtwo (02/17/2013) [-]

**threedogtwo rolls 46** stick a fork into **** and lick it. also pics.

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#211 to #10 - dirrrtjump (02/17/2013) [-]

**dirrrtjump rolls 65** if i roll dubs now. i do nothing. no one rolled dubs. if i don't roll dubs.. game goes on..

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#212 to #211 - dirrrtjump (02/17/2013) [-]

game goes on..

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#206 to #10 - meestergreefin (02/17/2013) [-]

**meestergreefin rolls 78** touch my tralala

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#204 to #10 - bookyle (02/17/2013) [-]

**bookyle rolls 13** go to bed

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#190 to #10 - Lordspike (02/17/2013) [-]

**Lordspike rolls 21** Rape a ****** .

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#187 to #10 - anonexplains (02/17/2013) [-]

**anonymous rolls 15**
Have fun.

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#184 to #10 - dovahnon (02/17/2013) [-]

**dovahnon rolls 69** making sweet love to a toaster

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#168 to #10 - anonexplains (02/17/2013) [-]

**anonymous rolls 85** **** on the face of a retarded cat while yodeling in a deep voice, all while eating parrots from a can made from the hide of a Bongo antelope.

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#167 to #10 - planedisaster (02/17/2013) [-]

**planedisaster rolls 43**

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#163 to #10 - crazehtoast (02/17/2013) [-]

**crazehtoast rolls 23**
Whack it with sandpaper.

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#162 to #10 - itsyourkidsmarty (02/17/2013) [-]

**itsyourkidsmarty rolls 35**
wank.
twice.
in a row.

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#155 to #10 - pewdieman (02/17/2013) [-]

**pewdieman rolls 89** suck your own dick

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#139 to #10 - madzombiie ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]

**madzombiie rolls 85** fist fight a shark

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#90 to #89 - repitem (02/17/2013) [-]

Fail.Didnt roll.

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#86 to #10 - anonexplains (02/17/2013) [-]

**anonymous rolls 86**
-get out of the computer
-go to the street
-scream your lungs out

that's it, do all of the three in this order, the last one must take two hours

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#83 to #10 - jovanlisac (02/17/2013) [-]

**jovanlisac rolls 89** delete your account

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#64 to #10 - erotictentacle (02/17/2013) [-]

**erotictentacle rolls 15**
Shove a flashlight in your ass and signal at a possible mating partner, then post it all on FJ

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#62 to #10 - isuckdickformoney (02/17/2013) [-]

**isuckdickformoney rolls 76** fap over nickolas cage and post pics

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#60 to #10 - matoob (02/17/2013) [-]

**matoob rolls 83** a ******

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#53 to #10 - kweel (02/17/2013) [-]

**kweel rolls 17** fist yourself, post results

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#49 to #10 - cirquededc (02/17/2013) [-]

**cirquededc rolls 14** Do fifty push ups.

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#43 to #10 - shmochra (02/17/2013) [-]

**shmochra rolls 87** sharpie in pooper

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#42 to #10 - codfourmotherfkers (02/17/2013) [-]

**codfourmotherfkers rolls 95** Try to suck your own dick if you have one, if not, try to eat yourself out.

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#41 to #10 - parralax (02/17/2013) [-]

**parralax rolls 71**You are going to **** a dog and post a vid on here.

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#39 to #10 - leingen (02/17/2013) [-]

**leingen rolls 47** post pics of yourself naked

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#38 to #10 - acidjunk (02/17/2013) [-]

**acidjunk rolls 61** Run around the block.

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#36 to #10 - anonexplains (02/17/2013) [-]

**anonymous rolls 59** **** a hobo and film it.

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#35 to #10 - atomschlumpf (02/17/2013) [-]

**atomschlumpf rolls 70** record yourself vigorously masturbating, post result in ****

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#34 to #10 - gengetsu (02/17/2013) [-]

**gengetsu rolls 64** Jack off to trannies.

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#33 to #10 - anonexplains (02/17/2013) [-]

**anonymous rolls 97**

Continue browsing fj

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#32 to #10 - austinpowerz (02/17/2013) [-]

**austinpowerz rolls 06** find a hot girl on facebook who is online, attempt to chat her up. post results.

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#30 to #10 - IceViper (02/17/2013) [-]

**IceViper rolls 43**
upload a video of you scaring someone.

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#28 to #10 - mreskimoble (02/17/2013) [-]

**mreskimoble rolls 47** eat a dildo

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#26 to #10 - wakeup (02/17/2013) [-]

**wakeup rolls 63** eat ****

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#25 to #10 - TheNewRavager (02/17/2013) [-]

**TheNewRavager rolls 51** Record a video of yourself singing and dancing to a song and post it to FJ. While doing this, you must where a pair of your underpants on your head.

If I get dubs, the next person to get dubs under me decides the song.

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#27 to #25 - TheNewRavager (02/17/2013) [-]

**TheNewRavager rolls 97** ****

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#24 to #10 - vandettamask (02/17/2013) [-]

**vandettamask rolls 82** Shock you your self twice a day in a month

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#22 to #10 - watanigga **User deleted account** (02/17/2013) [-]

** ********* rolls 47** kill yourself. Pics or it didn't happen.