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#3 - anon (02/16/2013) [-]
And if he's right, they're all going to look pretty ******* stupid, aren't they?
#29 - sabaton (02/17/2013) [-]
Your dad?
User avatar #36 to #29 - niggernazi (02/17/2013) [-]
is that from mars attacks?
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#39 to #36 - diaperfacederp (02/17/2013) [-]
No, it's from Independence Day
User avatar #41 to #39 - niggernazi (02/17/2013) [-]
oops i mixed them up
#6 - bigredthunder (02/17/2013) [-]
What did he do to make 1000 people feel that he deserves that?
What did he do to make 1000 people feel that he deserves that?
#37 to #6 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
A lot of Americans believe in aliens, mostly in the really rural parts.
#11 to #6 - kingpongthedon (02/17/2013) [-]
He didn't do the research.
#5 - allamericandude (02/17/2013) [-]
Regardless of the topic, calling your own kid a "sheep" just for disagreeing with you is a dick move.

Heck, calling anyone a "sheep" just for disagreeing with you is a dick move.
User avatar #43 to #5 - turboderp (02/17/2013) [-]
He might just be a sheep-breeder, and his children might accualy be sheeps.
#51 to #5 - stallwallwriter (02/17/2013) [-]
Makes me think of this.
User avatar #27 to #5 - lmaopwnt (02/17/2013) [-]
With the exception of apple fanboys.
User avatar #9 to #5 - Jackimole (02/17/2013) [-]
Do the research.
#1 - josephkirk (02/16/2013) [-]
...what if hes right?
User avatar #15 to #1 - RandomAnonGuy (02/17/2013) [-]
If you were right because you're a retard and went against all known evidence, that still makes you an idiot in my eyes.
User avatar #52 to #15 - josephkirk (02/17/2013) [-]
dude whats your problem? Can you not take a joke?
#22 to #15 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
Just like those ******* who said the world was round, those ******* morons.
#2 to #1 - anon (02/16/2013) [-]
what if I'm already out of nutella and need to get out of my house to buy some more?
#45 - junter (02/17/2013) [-]
" **** my life"

"It definitely does!"
#12 - theroflcer (02/17/2013) [-]
"9/11 was a government conspiracy! "   
"Pearl Harbour was a government conspiracy! "   
"Sandy Hook Shooting was a government conspiracy! "   
etc.   
   
Is there anything that happened that wasn't a 			*******		 conspiracy by the government!
"9/11 was a government conspiracy! "
"Pearl Harbour was a government conspiracy! "
"Sandy Hook Shooting was a government conspiracy! "
etc.

Is there anything that happened that wasn't a ******* conspiracy by the government!
User avatar #79 to #12 - undeadwill (02/17/2013) [-]
Well... Pearl Harbor was o.o
#90 to #79 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
Holy **** there are really people this paranoid... everything is a conspiracy huh? ******* nutcase...
User avatar #93 to #90 - undeadwill (02/17/2013) [-]
Well.... Japan did say "We are going to bomb your harbor" before they did it.
#94 to #93 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
You really believe in this stuff? Seriously? Wow...
First off, why the **** would another hostile country tell us they were going to attack us? That just doesn't make any sense.
Secondly, do you realize how many harbors we have? It's impossible to know which one. And impossible to know which day.
User avatar #95 to #94 - undeadwill (02/17/2013) [-]
The most logical one was pearl harbor it was our most important one and allowed for Japan to expand its influence quickly into the surrounding islands so they would have the resources to fuel production levels to stand chance against us. Also they told us what day.
FDR wanted to get into the war but wouldn't so long as congress wasn't interested at the time. Pearl Harbor directly benefited his agenda of getting in the war.

I look at facts. And draw conclusions from them. Maybe you should do the same before telling me what to believe. ^^
#96 to #95 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
Why would they tell us they were going to attack us? Why would a hostile country do that to their enemy? They wouldn't. That's a ******** conspiracy theory made up by some crazy guy who over analyzes every little thing.
User avatar #97 to #96 - undeadwill (02/17/2013) [-]
Because so long as our ships stayed in the harbor we could retrieve them and declare war at the same time win-win
#98 to #97 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
That still doesn't explain why our enemy would tell us about the attack. They wouldn't do that. You explained why we wouldn't do anything, but not why the Japs would tell us in the first place.
User avatar #99 to #98 - undeadwill (02/17/2013) [-]
Well we intercepted their communications and discovered it.
#100 to #99 - anon (02/18/2013) [-]
How do you know this wasn't just another conspiracy theory? Who is the creditable source that released this information?
User avatar #101 to #100 - undeadwill (02/18/2013) [-]
I don't at the moment but I look at the facts and determined what I believed.
User avatar #14 to #12 - RandomAnonGuy (02/17/2013) [-]
Surely they can't make planes and cars conspiracies...
Chemtrails!
#18 to #14 - anonmynous ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
I have a friend who truly believes that all stop lights are programmed poorly to create traffic so that we burn more oil and stay dependent on it.
User avatar #26 to #18 - daentraya (02/17/2013) [-]
Cracked wrote an article about an actual conspiracy about cars that involved buisiness people having meetings and and all that. Something about buying and closing all the alternativetransportationthingsicantrememberthenameofbecauseiactuallydontknowwha ttheyare so that they would depend on their cars
User avatar #20 to #18 - RandomAnonGuy (02/17/2013) [-]
I'll assume he's pretty cool in all other areas and that he's not totally retarded.
#19 to #12 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
Roficer? CHINESE SPY! KILL HIM!
#17 to #12 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
Fluoride in water
Chemicals in the air (RandomAnonGuy mentioned chemtrails)
God knows what in our food
Laws that would make it so we're watched all the time.

To answer your quesiton...eh...not really.
#72 to #17 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
Holy **** there are really people this paranoid... everything is a conspiracy huh? ******* nutcase...
User avatar #48 to #17 - coolcalx (02/17/2013) [-]
fluoride in the water isn't a conspiracy. It really isn't harmful, and it's intended for your benefit
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_fluoridation

chemtrails are just contrails. the US isn't spraying chemicals into our air.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemtrail_conspiracy_theory

if you don't know what's in your food, it's because you haven't tried to find out.

I assume you're referring to the Patriot Act. Yes, it allows the US to spy on citizens, but that doesn't mean you're constantly under surveillance, it just means that they are allowed to do so if they feel it's necessary. (is this okay? well, no, but it's not a conspiracy.)
User avatar #67 to #48 - liquidz (02/17/2013) [-]
Fluoride apparently causes increases in cancer and of course there is the "hey hitler did that to kill people off" factor as well.

I am neutral on chemtrails no proof one way or the other

the question on the food relates to GMO not additives

Everyone agrees Patriot act is ****** up **** that needs to go
#23 to #12 - ReignFox (02/17/2013) [-]
Hi, I don't think we've met
User avatar #25 to #23 - ReignFox (02/17/2013) [-]
Please God tell me someone gets the reference
#60 to #25 - feraltoast (02/17/2013) [-]
I get it. Love that show.
I get it. Love that show.
User avatar #103 to #60 - ReignFox (02/18/2013) [-]
I laughed at that more than I should've
User avatar #38 to #25 - multimedia (02/17/2013) [-]
I love that man.
#33 to #25 - arandomanon (02/17/2013) [-]
I do if it makes feel better.

Conspiracy
User avatar #102 to #33 - ReignFox (02/18/2013) [-]
They're everywhere man
#24 to #23 - theroflcer (02/17/2013) [-]
Uhhh, Hello.
Uhhh, Hello.
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User avatar #16 - bitchplzzz (02/17/2013) [-]
Dat /x/phile
User avatar #32 - IceViper (02/17/2013) [-]
my dad thinks allergies are a conspiracy for allergists to make more money off of the medicine they give us for "false ailments" called allergies.
#66 to #32 - lemleet ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
well... that bastards.... i'll kill him for telling our dark secret
#64 - ghosttrainhaze (02/17/2013) [-]
MFW funnyjunk sheep thumb down rational thinking. I won't believe it was a meteor until I see pics of the fragments.
#70 to #64 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
Holy **** there are really people this paranoid... everything is a conspiracy huh? ******* nutcase...
User avatar #55 - nahsahsenn (02/17/2013) [-]
why havent we seen a picture of the meteor? and why arent their any russian newscasts on youtube? just classy cnn bitches saying what our government told them to. Until i see it is actually a meteor, then im not believing anything
#71 to #55 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
Holy **** there are really people this paranoid... everything is a conspiracy huh? ******* nutcase...
User avatar #63 to #55 - thesovereigngrave (02/17/2013) [-]
Maybe because the damn thing exploded.
User avatar #69 to #63 - ghosttrainhaze (02/17/2013) [-]
Go ahead, let your media rationalize everything for you lol.
User avatar #54 - koocluks (02/17/2013) [-]
has anyone actually seen the meteor that landed in russia
User avatar #56 to #54 - nahsahsenn (02/17/2013) [-]
thats my question also. who says its a meteor besides american news bitches?
#77 to #56 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
Holy **** there are really people this paranoid... everything is a conspiracy huh? ******* nutcase...
#57 to #54 - yutdollacwwwthree (02/17/2013) [-]
Yes, when it was in the sky before it desinegrated.
User avatar #59 to #57 - koocluks (02/17/2013) [-]
thats what they want you to think
User avatar #61 to #59 - yutdollacwwwthree (02/17/2013) [-]
And who is "they"
User avatar #65 to #61 - liquidz (02/17/2013) [-]
You know.... those who run the system
#76 to #65 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
Holy **** there are really people this paranoid... everything is a conspiracy huh? ******* nutcase...
User avatar #68 to #61 - koocluks (02/17/2013) [-]
they who control the media and you sheeple believe anything they want you to believe
#75 to #68 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
Holy **** there are really people this paranoid... everything is a conspiracy huh? ******* nutcase...
User avatar #78 to #75 - koocluks (02/17/2013) [-]
******* sheep
#80 to #78 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
I really hope you're trolling and not actually this stupid... you really believe in this stuff? Seriously? Wow...
User avatar #81 to #80 - koocluks (02/17/2013) [-]
shut up drone bot
#91 to #81 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
... Ever heard of Occam's Razor? Please look it up if not.
User avatar #35 - zvon (02/17/2013) [-]
hey it might be true, and maybe that's the reason why they can't find any pieces of meteor in the location of the fall
#74 to #35 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
Holy **** there are really people this paranoid... everything is a conspiracy huh? ******* nutcase...
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User avatar #47 - exarzero (02/17/2013) [-]
Ahh, welcome to my world.
#46 - zxpod (02/17/2013) [-]
my dad does the same thing...
User avatar #28 - mhden (02/17/2013) [-]
Actualy ... considering we are talking about a meteor crack in RUSSIA ...
We should have image and video futage .Considering they have more Cams
on them that any other .

Also what i know from what we learn in high school about meteorites , they dont explode .
They burn out . Now i can be wrong , i havent looked it up , but that is what i remember we were taught .
Also its rather convenient that all electronical devices got destroied .

I want to see the meteor and i want to see it now !
#73 to #28 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
Holy **** there are really people this paranoid... everything is a conspiracy huh? ******* nutcase...
User avatar #30 to #28 - gildemoono (02/17/2013) [-]
1. There is a **** ton of footage from hundreds of dash cams, its just none of them were as interesting as the few "cool ones" shown on the media.

2. meteors do not explode, but newscasters arent exactly astronomers and neither is the average russian. If the big thing in the sky flashed brightly and then I heard a huge bang, i would assume it exploded, regardless of the fact that its just the noise of the air being superheated as the meteor broke the sound barrier.

3. this meteor was high-balling 5 meters across, the size of a pick up truck before it broke up into thumb sized pieces along with a few basketball sized fragments. In case you didnt know, russia is kinda big.
User avatar #34 to #30 - mhden (02/17/2013) [-]
1)I am not talking about the meteor going down, i have seen the videos . I am talking about the actual fragments after the hit .

2)i thought as much . Thank you clearifing .

3) Well in all the videos i saw houses and **** . So i assumed the meteor hit somewere near a town or something . So i was expecting tons of futage after the hit , that never made the air .
#62 to #34 - notified (02/17/2013) [-]
Tunguska was the result of a meteor airburst.
#13 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
people who call other people sheeps, are the biggest sheeps. you sheeps
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