Don't know chinese nigga!. Old but still good!. I Anonymous 01/ ) Narsil 81 47 Ill WTF I PRESS TA SHOOT, ?" I dunno , try tha chinese button?" DEY ALL CHINESE I
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Don't know chinese nigga!

Don't know chinese nigga!. Old but still good!. I Anonymous 01/ ) Narsil 81 47 Ill WTF I PRESS TA SHOOT, ?" I dunno , try tha chinese button?" DEY ALL CHINESE I

Old but still good!

I Anonymous 01/ ) Narsil 81 47 Ill
WTF I PRESS TA SHOOT, ***** ?"
I dunno ***** , try tha chinese button?"
***** DEY ALL CHINESE I"
picks up cell phone'
HEY, COLLEN PALACE? HOW U SAY A IN CHINESE?""
mma-. pickup oh deliverys?"
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User avatar #9 - electricbubblewrap (02/17/2013) [-]
That's a ps3 controller there's no A buttons on a ps3 controller.
User avatar #55 to #9 - milthyfoustache (02/17/2013) [-]
hey. **** you buddy.
User avatar #76 to #55 - electricbubblewrap (02/17/2013) [-]
Love you <3 too
User avatar #27 to #9 - LaBarata (02/17/2013) [-]
It's ps2. I remember when I was, like, 13, I saw that one in a Spencer's. It came in a pack with a pirate one. God I wanted that so badly....
#66 - pablosky ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
I ... I actually recognise some of those symbols, and I'm not even Asian. My jap classes are finally working for something.

D-pad: 侍 , samurai.
X: 土 , "tsuchi", floor.
O: 円 , "maru", round (or coin)
Square: 口 , "kuchi", mouth
Triangle: 三, "san", three.

Now I want to see what's written on the triggers.
#73 to #66 - Magileo (02/17/2013) [-]
for x i thought i mediatly oh! that's doyoubi:Saturday, but reading this made me think, right, why would X=saturday.
for x i thought i mediatly oh! that's doyoubi:Saturday, but reading this made me think, right, why would X=saturday.
User avatar #74 to #73 - Magileo (02/17/2013) [-]
*immediately
#68 - holyshizle (02/17/2013) [-]
I own one of these. Its a PS2 controller. Only problem is that anytime I fail a mission/level I feel so dishonorable that I can't play anymore.
I own one of these. Its a PS2 controller. Only problem is that anytime I fail a mission/level I feel so dishonorable that I can't play anymore.
#71 to #68 - lazyvoltage (02/17/2013) [-]
Mine came with a sword to commit seppuku with, yours didn't?
#70 to #68 - imaan (02/17/2013) [-]
You dishonour your famiry!
You dishonour your famiry!
#56 - elatedmonkey (02/17/2013) [-]
1) Clearly a Samurai controller. Samurai = Japanese, not Chinese
2) That is a Playstation-style controller, not an XBox-style controller
#62 to #56 - jahnaids (02/17/2013) [-]
Also, the PS3 controller has an X button...
User avatar #63 to #62 - tyrain (02/17/2013) [-]
who said something about a X-button?
#75 to #56 - enigmaster (02/17/2013) [-]
ps3.... 5000000000000000000000000000000 X to the power of 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 is better that any xbox game ever... if you think thats irrational... you probably couldnt afford a ps3
User avatar #57 to #56 - imsodrunk (02/17/2013) [-]
yes but they are ******* and as such have no cultural sensitivity and would just call anything asian looking chinese
#58 to #56 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
You do realize that those are chinese symbols, do you?

It may be japanese but those are still chinese symbols, thus they can be translated the same in both languages.

So OP did nothing wrong...
#35 - illusiveman (02/17/2013) [-]
mfw that looks awesomely uncomfortable.
User avatar #67 - smittywrbmnjnsn (02/17/2013) [-]
Actually...that's a PlayStation controller, so it would be "which button is 'X' or 'Square'?"
User avatar #54 - idoliam (02/17/2013) [-]
Uh, mash buttons until desired reaction occurs?
#43 - Lachboy (02/17/2013) [-]
How do you pause it?
Press his right nostril?
User avatar #45 to #43 - RandomAnonGuy (02/17/2013) [-]
I assume the eye.
User avatar #46 to #43 - Keoul (02/17/2013) [-]
You must sacrifice your finger to the idol, insert the finger you wish to sacrifice into it's mouth and the game will pause, to unpause sacrifice another finger.

Trust me I am a professional.
#48 to #46 - Lachboy (02/17/2013) [-]
Hmm, that makes sense...
Real men don't take breaks, so it punishes you each time you pause by getting harder!
#34 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (02/17/2013) [-]
I saw this a long time ago but I thumbed it up anyway because it's still funny.
#5 - limeyson (02/17/2013) [-]
There isnt an a button on playstation controllers is there?
User avatar #33 to #5 - hanakoikezawa (02/17/2013) [-]
Probably a PS2 controller since it's wired, I'm only asuming.
User avatar #40 - javis (02/17/2013) [-]
"How do you say A in Chinese?"

First of all get a Xbox Controller, because you're playing with a PS3 Controller
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#2 - gremlinbfg (02/17/2013) [-]
That's Japanese ...
User avatar #6 to #2 - Riukanojutsu (02/17/2013) [-]
you literaly cant tell them appart if its just some single kanji used here and there you ******* idiot.
#28 to #6 - Bomiheko (02/17/2013) [-]
Yeah it's not like the controller is a ******* SAMURAI.

Totally Chinese
User avatar #37 to #28 - churrundo (02/17/2013) [-]
well, it's also got a chinese dragon, but yeah...
#38 to #37 - Bomiheko (02/17/2013) [-]
That kind of dragon isn't exclusively Chinese, it's differentiated by the number of claws in each hand (Dragonology ftw!).
User avatar #39 to #38 - churrundo (02/17/2013) [-]
notbad.jpeg
User avatar #30 to #28 - Riukanojutsu (02/17/2013) [-]
i mnea its just the guy with the ******* japanese username
User avatar #29 to #28 - Riukanojutsu (02/17/2013) [-]
its the same language fagface
#32 to #29 - Bomiheko (02/17/2013) [-]
That's like saying french and english is the same because we both use the same letters
User avatar #78 to #32 - Riukanojutsu (02/17/2013) [-]
no its not. english and french dont use ideograms you retard
#31 to #29 - Bomiheko (02/17/2013) [-]
Your idiocy made me laugh so hard that i spit bubble tea all over the screen. Thanks for that.
#4 to #2 - SILENCEnight (02/17/2013) [-]
Japanese uses some chinese characters and in this case, it is all chinese. U ******* idiot.
#14 to #4 - gremlinbfg (02/17/2013) [-]
China doesn't have Samurai.
Also the dragons have 3 claws on each arm which is a trait of Japanese dragons unlike the Chinese dragon who has 5 claws on each arm.
Also what in the name of your dear and fluffy lord makes you think i was looking at the Kanji.
#15 to #14 - SILENCEnight (02/17/2013) [-]
1.) way to google for i would assume 20min+ just to argue with a guy
2.) Doesn't matter what japanese you were looking at, they used Kanji.
#19 to #15 - gremlinbfg (02/17/2013) [-]
Eat a cookie and get over it.
#20 to #19 - SILENCEnight (02/17/2013) [-]
Even a cookie won't cure my hatred towards your 13 year old ignorance.
#52 to #20 - zeetalicious (02/17/2013) [-]
I... don't understand. Why is he ignorant when he clearly put up valid points which made a lot more sense than what you said...
#22 to #21 - shadowspeaker (02/17/2013) [-]
thats rape in some countries.
#23 to #22 - gremlinbfg (02/17/2013) [-]
Have a cookie.
Have a cookie.
#24 to #23 - shadowspeaker (02/17/2013) [-]
cookies are good. very good.
#90 to #24 - anon (04/01/2013) [-]
so is sex so what's your point?
#25 to #24 - SILENCEnight (02/17/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at the cuteness 2 ** but would u kill for it?
#26 to #25 - shadowspeaker (02/17/2013) [-]
certain people, yeah
#10 to #4 - shadowspeaker (02/17/2013) [-]
and yes, i know both the japanese and chinese languages use some of the same characters.
#7 to #4 - shadowspeaker (02/17/2013) [-]
based off of the fact the controller shows a samurai helmet.....i would lean towards japanese.
#8 to #7 - SILENCEnight (02/17/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #1065 at Coming Out of the Closet ** did you not just read what i said?
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #1065 at Coming Out of the Closet ** did you not just read what i said?
#11 to #8 - shadowspeaker (02/17/2013) [-]
yeah i did.....but those same symbols are also used in japanese. and seeing that the controller does show a samurai, which is japanese, i would say it was more than likely meant to be japanese.
#12 to #11 - SILENCEnight (02/17/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Wallpaper? ** Oh, you're not the first guy (the guy who posted the yao ming face), nvm i thought you meant that that was purely japanese and not have any relationship with the chinese characters (like that first guy). My apologies.
#13 to #12 - shadowspeaker (02/17/2013) [-]
no problem man, have a cookie
#16 to #13 - SILENCEnight (02/17/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #433005 at Friendly ** i love cookies :D
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #433005 at Friendly ** i love cookies :D
#17 to #16 - shadowspeaker (02/17/2013) [-]
Who doesnt? if everyone in the world had a cookie, there wouldnt be many problems.
#18 to #17 - SILENCEnight (02/17/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #3022757 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** dude... truth.
"Hey wanna hijack the plane now"
"Naw i just ate a cookie, it was so delicious I don't want to die anymore"
"Allah dammit Mohammad..."
#61 to #2 - Killerwale ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
can't we all assume that the average "nignog" doesn't have the capacity to differentiate between these two "similar" yet distinct cultures?
User avatar #72 - hellspawner (02/17/2013) [-]
Looks like virgin to me.
User avatar #69 - codexfoxx (02/17/2013) [-]
All of my want!
#64 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
Im an expert on Asians, let me have a look...
Hmm, seems like this is a mind reader prototype letter AKA Japanese. Its conformed to be Japanese.
#65 to #64 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
totally...
User avatar #49 - picamix (02/17/2013) [-]
also its japanease i understand them
#50 to #49 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
Kanji derived from China so technically, he's correct. Though the design is inspired from Japanese elements.
User avatar #51 to #50 - picamix (02/17/2013) [-]
yes the x button or a button depending on if its x box or playstation means earth
#53 to #51 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
Close, that's actually the second half kanji for Bushi. Very similar but different. The Kanji you're thinking of has the long bottom line, the longer top line is used for bushi. Paired with the Kanji on the D-pad, it makes Bushi. On a side note, from top clock wise: San, En, Shi, Kuchi. Good try though.
#60 to #53 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #44 - gyronex (02/17/2013) [-]
Reminds me of Onimusha
User avatar #59 to #44 - momho (02/17/2013) [-]
you just reminded me of that nasty killer doll from Genma Onimusha ._.
User avatar #89 to #59 - gyronex (02/18/2013) [-]
The deadliest combo breaker.
User avatar #36 - churrundo (02/17/2013) [-]
yeah, press earth, inside, mouth or three.
User avatar #47 to #36 - Keoul (02/17/2013) [-]
I get the feeling no one that could actually read chinese took part in designing this controller...
User avatar #1 - dreadedsin (02/16/2013) [-]
That things going to be powered on one day and is going to say "I can't do that for you tyrone" In a chinese accent of course
User avatar #3 to #1 - thathorse (02/17/2013) [-]
more like "Hurry up and buy"
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