USRSF Would Solve Many Problems.... . The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck special Forces (U
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USRSF Would Solve Many Problems...

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of
a new elite fighting unit called the
United States Redneck special Forces (USRSF)
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky,
Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma,
Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into
Iraq and have been given 91111 the following facts
about terrorists l'
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste Just like chicken.
a, They don' t like Beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
s. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale
Earnhardt.
Who Pentagon expects the problem In Iran to be over by Friday.
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Submitted: 02/16/2013
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#182 - davajz (02/17/2013) [-]
Guys, Europefag here, can anyone please explain that Dale Earnhardt one to me ?
Guys, Europefag here, can anyone please explain that Dale Earnhardt one to me ?
User avatar #201 to #182 - andhtwentyten (02/21/2013) [-]
NASCAR
User avatar #202 to #201 - davajz (02/21/2013) [-]
thanks dude
#176 - germanperv (02/17/2013) [-]
Or you give us the permisson to handle it like back in the days..
User avatar #175 - Screenshotman (02/17/2013) [-]
Living in Nebraska and formerly living in Alabama, I can confirm this.
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#164 - deviroux (02/17/2013) [-]
Am i the only one who thinks this is KINDA a good idea...    
Well i rednecks so that might be why
Am i the only one who thinks this is KINDA a good idea...
Well i rednecks so that might be why
#163 - themastertroller (02/17/2013) [-]
mfw reading about the confederate states of america in my american history class
#158 - esauiqbal (02/17/2013) [-]
my classmate's step-sister makes $62 an hour on the computer. She has been fired from work for 5 months but last month her check was $21273 just working on the computer for a few hours. Read more here,, goo.gl/e5r5P
User avatar #162 to #158 - thebritishguy (02/17/2013) [-]
we aren't going to sell our organs on the internet damn it! how hard is this to understand
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#160 to #158 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (02/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #157 - scorcho ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
******* inbred hillbillys
User avatar #156 - fishtacos (02/17/2013) [-]
#6: They're gonna report their moonshine breweries to the feds.
#153 - mrslippyfist (02/17/2013) [-]
**mrslippyfist rolled a random image posted in comment #2946861 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** 'MURICA
User avatar #149 - zevran (02/17/2013) [-]
Sounds ************ like the SS Einsatzgruppe during the second world war.
User avatar #137 - opodoromo (02/17/2013) [-]
No huge difference to theyre current army.
User avatar #155 to #137 - fishtacos (02/17/2013) [-]
Not sure if trolling or just really stupid, so all I'm gonna say is "no."
#133 - guidedhandsbitch (02/17/2013) [-]
#5 made me happy and sad at the same time.
#5 made me happy and sad at the same time.
User avatar #141 to #133 - neokun (02/17/2013) [-]
#5 said "No Iowa?" what exactly is sad or happy about this.
#131 - jokerkill (02/17/2013) [-]
**jokerkill rolled a random image posted in comment #646124 at Friendly ** MFW
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#128 - beerterror ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
well, you know...
User avatar #127 - linktheherooftime (02/17/2013) [-]
Lost it at Dale Earnhardt.
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User avatar #123 to #116 - thekinganon (02/17/2013) [-]
Well part of the deep south stereotype is that they are very Christian so yes.
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