USRSF Would Solve Many Problems.... . The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck special Forces (U USRSF would solve many problems haha funny lol rednecks terrorists iraq
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USRSF Would Solve Many Problems...

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of
a new elite fighting unit called the
United States Redneck special Forces (USRSF)
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky,
Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma,
Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into
Iraq and have been given 91111 the following facts
about terrorists l'
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste Just like chicken.
a, They don' t like Beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
s. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale
Earnhardt.
Who Pentagon expects the problem In Iran to be over by Friday.
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User avatar #58 - responsibletim (02/17/2013) [-]
>Rednecks destroy all living things in Iraq
>Remember they have to go back to Obama
>Begin building trailers in iraq
>They establish a new colony
>Begin taking more land
>Rednecks leave america for promised land
>New country is called "Jesus Land"
User avatar #170 to #58 - DietWater (02/17/2013) [-]
that would also help those of us back here in america because we wouldn't have to deal with them
#15 - psykojet ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
OKLAHOMA!
User avatar #76 to #15 - thecjism (02/17/2013) [-]
Where the wind comes sweeping down the plains
#34 to #32 - nirtse (02/17/2013) [-]
This is funnier than some of the content I've seen today
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#8 - ohemgeezus (02/17/2013) [-]
Is it bad I thought this was legit until I saw number 3?
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#45 to #8 - nengcaste **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#152 to #100 - spacestalin (02/17/2013) [-]
what a coincidence, according to
>this guy
a Venezuelan cannibal. It depends of the sex of the person.
he said he only ate men because women tasted too sweet, like eating flowers. Men taste like strong pork. And the meat is juicy and with texture, like eating pears.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorangel_Vargas
#154 to #152 - vycanismajoris (02/17/2013) [-]
Why do you know the taste of human flesh?
#186 to #154 - spacestalin (02/17/2013) [-]
read the comment again, man.
it's from a couple of interviews to a real cannibal with 10 (possibly more) victims under his wing.
it's extremely interesting.
>pic unrelated
#1 - indigoflows (02/16/2013) [-]
how they greet eachother
#35 - LocoJoe (02/17/2013) [-]
>MFW I'm shipping out tomorrow
>MFW I'm shipping out tomorrow
User avatar #125 to #35 - weenieandthebutt (02/17/2013) [-]
I may have had my doubts about soldiers in the past but now I have come to respect most of them. Seriously man, good luck and try your best not to injure or hurt any civilians please!
User avatar #57 to #35 - responsibletim (02/17/2013) [-]
Good luck, thank you.
User avatar #54 to #35 - brandonalmighty (02/17/2013) [-]
I ship out in a week
User avatar #77 to #35 - xgeneration ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
Use the force.
User avatar #43 to #35 - cobaltlumi (02/17/2013) [-]
Thank you for your service, soldier.
User avatar #52 to #35 - demandsgayversion (02/17/2013) [-]
Do your best not to kill any children or rape women. Or vice versa.
#68 to #35 - Visual (02/17/2013) [-]
YFW
YFW
User avatar #38 to #35 - zramn ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
Thank you for your service, man. Seriously.
User avatar #39 to #35 - brettyoke (02/17/2013) [-]
Good luck, God speed soldier.
User avatar #41 to #35 - songemot (02/17/2013) [-]
Good luck mate.
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#44 to #35 - mcstorms (02/17/2013) [-]
Yuo should go over there and just do this    
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Yuo should go over there and just do this
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#165 to #35 - bizarredread (02/17/2013) [-]
Don't go ******* and shoot your friends.


No one likes a maniac.
User avatar #120 to #35 - triggathepirate (02/17/2013) [-]
wot game is this?
User avatar #169 to #120 - furyofthestorm (02/17/2013) [-]
Looks like army of two.
#171 to #169 - triggathepirate (02/17/2013) [-]
Thanks
Thanks
User avatar #40 to #35 - GrimTheRealReaper (02/17/2013) [-]
Two months until I can sign up. Long wait.
#46 to #35 - badsamaritan (02/17/2013) [-]
Sup texas brother i am saving that in return ill give you this
#49 to #46 - LocoJoe (02/17/2013) [-]
Saved. Have this.

P.S. I'm not actually shipping out. I was just making a joke I was joining the USRSF. Hence the pic of the guys firing into the air at the Texas border. Just clearin that up.
User avatar #50 to #49 - badsamaritan (02/17/2013) [-]
******* awsome
User avatar #178 to #49 - lieutenantderp (02/17/2013) [-]
This is glorius
#27 - imalex (02/17/2013) [-]
USRFS when not hunting terrorists
USRFS when not hunting terrorists
User avatar #28 to #27 - imalex (02/17/2013) [-]
usrsf* but what the hell
User avatar #56 to #27 - Hreidmar ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
That's actually pretty awesome.
#128 - beerterror (02/17/2013) [-]
well, you know...
User avatar #36 - badsamaritan (02/17/2013) [-]
well if you think about it 74% of the entire military was born in Texas,
dont mess with Texas
User avatar #80 to #36 - bulbakip (02/17/2013) [-]
Texas IS America.
User avatar #109 - electrickwalrus ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
6. they don't like nascar
User avatar #136 to #109 - Happiness (02/17/2013) [-]
that wasn't there to give them a chance
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#163 - themastertroller (02/17/2013) [-]
mfw reading about the confederate states of america in my american history class
#12 - bigwhitehound (02/17/2013) [-]
Well that idea isn't any worse than the ones they've come up so far; and it just might work.
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#94 - lujan (02/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #121 to #94 - ulcis (02/17/2013) [-]
Thought it was What Would Redneck Jesus Do......
#2 - anon (02/16/2013) [-]
DO THE IMPOSSIBLE
SEE THE INVISIBLE
ROW! ROW!
FIGHT THE POWER!

TOUCH THE UNTOUCHABLE
BREAK THE UNBREAKABLE
ROW! ROW!
FIGHT THE POWER!
#164 - deviroux (02/17/2013) [-]
Am i the only one who thinks this is KINDA a good idea...    
Well i rednecks so that might be why
Am i the only one who thinks this is KINDA a good idea...
Well i rednecks so that might be why
#89 - kmichel (02/17/2013) [-]
Reminds me of this rifle, which I'd love to buy some day. Shoots 20 mm rounds that'll go through an engine block.
User avatar #90 to #89 - watermelonmcnigger (02/17/2013) [-]
Holy **** that's long
#101 to #90 - muchosgustaman (02/17/2013) [-]
That's what she said
#91 to #90 - kmichel (02/17/2013) [-]
6 feet 8 inches long. Too bad it's like $15000 with the suppressor. Then you need to buy a scope...
#122 to #91 - ulcis (02/17/2013) [-]
Scopes are for bitches
#150 to #91 - funmanigro (02/17/2013) [-]
20mm rouds + supressor? how does that even work?
#184 to #150 - kmichel (02/17/2013) [-]
Not very well...it's still pretty damn loud I've heard.
#126 to #89 - zekest (02/17/2013) [-]
"Weight 59 to 130+ pounds" .. what are you on
#183 to #126 - kmichel (02/17/2013) [-]
I just think it would be really fun to shoot, that's all. I mean, it's totally impractical since a 50 cal will shoot more precisely, you can't carry it easily place to place, and it's less damaging to a person than a 50 cal (the 20 will just go right through you), but i'd love that kind of recoil and the sound of those giant shells hitting the ground after each shot. Training rounds are $10 each though, and armor piercing rounds a lot more than that.
#144 to #89 - swarfega (02/17/2013) [-]
I read that as 'through an entire block', and was about to call 			********		.
I read that as 'through an entire block', and was about to call ******** .
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