how to start your day brian-style. tags. WAKES §_ A MORNING NIB rm Asia? on m mum. >Be ?? years old. >Get new girlfriend. >She has braces. >She asks if I want a quick blowie. Say yes. >Starts sucking me off >Foreskin gets stu
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WAKES* §_ A
MORNING NIB
rm Asia? on m mum
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Submitted: 02/16/2013
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#8 - regaesnhoj (02/17/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>Be ?? years old.
>Get new girlfriend.
>She has braces.
>She asks if I want a quick blowie. Say yes.
>Starts sucking me off
>Foreskin gets stuck in braces.
>Girlfriend sneezes
>End up in hospital circumcised.
>MFW
#6 - yodaddysofat ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
#39 - tredbear (02/17/2013) [+] (17 replies)
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#81 - edurodgermartinez (02/17/2013) [-]
>be on plane   
>2 air hostesses at the front, near where I'm sat   
>look up from my book in the middle of the flight   
>only 1 air hostess is there   
>co-pilot is talking to her   
>he's outside the cabin   
>other hostess is nowhere to be seen   
>about 10-15 minutes pass, still no sign of her   
>other hostess comes out of cabin   
>co-pilot enters the cabin immediately   
>hostess who had been in cabin starts talking to the other one, smiling   
>starts putting lip cream on   
>washes her hands with sanitiser   
>mfw the air hostess was alone in the cabin with the pilot   
>mfw I witnessed a porn scene IRL
>be on plane
>2 air hostesses at the front, near where I'm sat
>look up from my book in the middle of the flight
>only 1 air hostess is there
>co-pilot is talking to her
>he's outside the cabin
>other hostess is nowhere to be seen
>about 10-15 minutes pass, still no sign of her
>other hostess comes out of cabin
>co-pilot enters the cabin immediately
>hostess who had been in cabin starts talking to the other one, smiling
>starts putting lip cream on
>washes her hands with sanitiser
>mfw the air hostess was alone in the cabin with the pilot
>mfw I witnessed a porn scene IRL
User avatar #14 - rawyouth (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My first thought about this was that the train crashed broke his spine meaning he could auto-fellatio,
and then i realised that maybe someone just stuck their dick in his mouth

why do i make these things difficult
#5 - anonymous (02/17/2013) [-]
Usually I don't think these are that funny, but this one got me good.
#94 - lolyup (02/17/2013) [-]
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#85 - imcadence (02/17/2013) [-]
**imcadence rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at It's that cute apparently **
#73 - rstwozerozeroseven (02/17/2013) [-]
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#3 - anonymous (02/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#2 - datblkkid (02/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
took me a whlie to fully understand what just happened but when I did.....oh man...
took me a whlie to fully understand what just happened but when I did.....oh man...
#36 to #2 - anonymous (02/17/2013) [-]
faggot
#64 - rollcore (02/17/2013) [-]
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