A Friendly Translator. I was going through omegle to find inspiration to make funny content, went through the questions that were stupid, sexual, or often both,
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I was going through omegle to find inspiration to make funny content, went through the questions that were stupid, sexual, or often both, with constant disconnections, I have finally came by this, I do not take credit for the funnyness of this, I simply posted it for the chance for others to enjoy, the person who really deserves any positive rating this is given was the stranger, this is not edited. I thank the stranger who typed this in.

allt?, omegle Talk to strangers!
chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
Question to discuss:
Bitch gonna ask me to go grocery shop. I
told her straight up like this "No siree
I thought you knew that'?
You: Can you translate what I just read?
Stranger: one moment
You: It' s like the language of Xbox live
children...
Stranger: My dearest mate had requested me a
moment of my time, to visit the nearby market to gather
sustenance.
Stranger: In response to this direct request to my
services which would require traveling to the nearby
marketplace, I responded in a negative magneeto this
woman in this manner. "No my madam" Forthat was
not the position of my place in this workforce, as my
profession was rathers bard, specializing in managing
prostitutes and weaving rhymes, Surely my lady was
well aware of this fact?
Stranger: I need a larger dictionary...
You: Ah, that adds it up.
You: Thank you good sir.
You have disconnected.
...
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Submitted: 02/16/2013
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User avatar #1 - electricbubblewrap (02/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Dafuq is with everyone on funnyjunk trying to be a "sir" ****** annoying.
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