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User avatar #1 - misticalz ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
Technically we're all inbreds.
#73 to #1 - ipkforfun (02/17/2013) [-]
hello brother!
User avatar #75 to #73 - misticalz ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
#77 to #75 - ipkforfun (02/17/2013) [-]
i always wanted a brother
User avatar #78 to #77 - misticalz ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
I already have 7billion. c:
#79 to #78 - ipkforfun (02/17/2013) [-]
as do i now!

i have a distinct urge to insert a southern cousin ******* stereotype being normal joke somewhere here
User avatar #82 to #79 - misticalz ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
Do eet.
#87 to #82 - ipkforfun (02/17/2013) [-]
i would but my inner carlos is missing maybe he finally got the **** out
User avatar #9 to #1 - theshadowed (02/16/2013) [-]
I do believe Adam and Eve were God's 1st creations, but I've heard he made more,
villages of people, as Seth (their 3rd son) married a foreign woman
User avatar #3 to #1 - dreadedsin (02/16/2013) [-]
We are more of a mutation, of thousands of years of breeding
#15 to #1 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
No worries guys, catholicfag-anon here. The creation story is allegorical, not historical truth. I promise not all Christians are creationists.
#62 to #15 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
even by an evolutionist viewpoint we're all inbreds, just so ya know.
#34 - SeriousLaughter (02/17/2013) [-]
I'll just leave this here.
User avatar #41 - DeathKnight (02/17/2013) [-]
Adam and Eve's offspring inbreeding explains why each generation is more ******* retarded than the previous.
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User avatar #48 to #43 - mcstorms ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
A guy shot another dude and killed him for getting his shoes dirty.
#13 - datblkkid ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
wait....considering the rule 63 of the internet; was Eve just the female version of Adam?
pic unrelated because I can't find a good one
#35 to #13 - cigma (02/17/2013) [-]
that's a good reasoning,
#11 - destroyerofcunt (02/17/2013) [-]
and then the priest raped the child.
and then the priest raped the child.
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User avatar #57 to #11 - dengekisushi (02/17/2013) [-]
I got chills so hard, my shoulders shook.
#49 to #11 - glenbluez (02/17/2013) [-]
litterally made my face freeze up
litterally made my face freeze up
#16 to #11 - madjik (02/17/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #74 to #11 - meganinja ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
This kills the man.
#18 to #11 - kailybailybo (02/17/2013) [-]
Can't stop cringing.
#23 to #21 - kailybailybo (02/17/2013) [-]
You are a cruel man.
#26 to #18 - weefee (02/17/2013) [-]
hi there :)
hi there :)
#69 to #26 - pewdiepieminion (02/17/2013) [-]
who needs sleep?
who needs sleep?
User avatar #46 to #26 - dambusta (02/17/2013) [-]
the horror, the horror, well i didnt want to sleep tonight anyway, or the next night, or the next night, or the next night, or the next night, or the next night, .............
#30 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
Adam and Eve when created were physically perfect. When sin was introduced their genes were soiled to the point that they would "surely die"... from this point every subsequent generation had an increase in risk of genetic mutation in children conceived among siblings. When it reached the point that human genetics were so screwed up that mutation chances were high, God told the people to not mate with their close relatives. (would've added the verses, but i'm both lazy and sure nobody would have checked up on them anyway)
#32 to #30 - novus (02/17/2013) [-]
In that case all science needs to do is to find the earliest trace of DNA they can from prehistoric man and experiment around until we're all immortal.
#52 to #32 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
if humanity reaches the point of immortality, I'm getting my ears pointed, crafting an ornate bow, and living in a Forrest so people can say "elves live in that forest"... just saying.
User avatar #12 - nudnud (02/17/2013) [-]
You are aware that most royal families married in the family to keep their line pure? If not siblings still cousins and **** . Wasn't that weird back in the time.
User avatar #22 to #12 - Zydratejunkie (02/17/2013) [-]
In ancient Egypt the Pharaoh always married his sister to produce heirs. If he had no sister then his closest female relative of child bearing age. It was because they believed that their right to rule came from their god, so if they bred outside of their family their blood would be die out.
#90 - pxthreezerothree (02/17/2013) [-]
Probably get red thumbs but **** it: I understand that the Catholic priesthood is quickly identifiable as a Christian authority figure but that type of thinking is indicative of Protestant fundamentalism and "sola scripture" thinking. The Catholic Church accepts the Big Bang Theory and the Theory of Evolution as valid but irrelevant to their teachings.

There you go, also have a skateboarding priest.
User avatar #20 - crystalmethod (02/17/2013) [-]
Any Christian that believes the Adam & Eve story as fact is thinking illogically.
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User avatar #39 to #20 - jokeface (02/17/2013) [-]
Then how should we interpret it?
User avatar #42 to #39 - thrashtilldeath (02/17/2013) [-]
The Bible is a book of symbolism, and it isn't meant to be taken literally.
User avatar #45 to #42 - jokeface (02/17/2013) [-]
I'd say a great deal of it is. I agree there are a lot of metaphors but there are many things the Bible makes clear are meant to be taken literally. Like the stories of Moses, Jesus, and several others. Even the story of Noah is at least partially literal.
User avatar #66 to #45 - thrashtilldeath (02/17/2013) [-]
I should have said "mostly". That might have made what I wanted to say clearer. There are those stories that are used as examples for us and to spread the word, and then there are some things that are more abstract.
User avatar #68 to #66 - jokeface (02/17/2013) [-]
I look at it this way. The most important thing to take away from the Bible is this: Jesus was the Son of God. He actually did die on the cross to redeem mankind. Only through Him are we accepted into heaven. That's the essence of Christianity. I think it might not matter how literally or metaphorically people interpret the Bible as long as they know those things to be literal and factual.
User avatar #70 to #68 - thrashtilldeath (02/17/2013) [-]
I agree
User avatar #60 to #45 - crystalmethod (02/17/2013) [-]
Some of it I do believe, but not everything is meant to be reality. Many of the stories were retold and weren't written down until a couple centuries later. And if you've ever played the telephone game or know gossiping then it would make sense how things can be obscured with time and from person to person. So my post was meant to apply solely to Adam & Eve, not the Bible as a whole.
User avatar #61 to #60 - jokeface (02/17/2013) [-]
Ah, well, I'm open to the idea that Adam and Eve may have been metaphorical, especially considering my beliefs that the Creation story was metaphorical of evolution.
User avatar #63 to #61 - crystalmethod (02/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, glad we can agree to some level. It irritates me when people take religion to literally.
User avatar #64 to #63 - jokeface (02/17/2013) [-]
Same. I mean, I'm fine with people finding physical evidence that supports things in the Bible, but then you have people like you-know-who (Z), who just disregard all physical evidence supporting evolution and **** , and I can't help but feel like they're making all Christians look like idiots. Or at least, bigger idiots than atheists already thought we were.
User avatar #85 to #64 - crystalmethod (02/17/2013) [-]
Exactly. I completely agree with you. Great talking with you
#40 to #39 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
As a metaphor for sin and innocence.
User avatar #36 to #20 - darthblam ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
Well see, the sad part is.. the majority of Christians think the stories of the Bible are historic facts. The majority on the internet may not, but in real life most do...
User avatar #58 to #36 - crystalmethod (02/17/2013) [-]
I am Christian myself and I don't believe everything in the Bible. Some things I do believe as fact, but others make no sense whatsoever. Plus, how would they know that all their ancestors came from two people? I didn't mean to offend anyone, just to make a statement that not every story can be factual.
#24 - muchomachopongo (02/17/2013) [-]
Then i realized theres the bible is a lie
Then i realized theres the bible is a lie
#89 - drtrousersnake ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
it is these kind of post that bash religious ideas without causing a 			*********		. Hurray for actual funny stuff
it is these kind of post that bash religious ideas without causing a ********* . Hurray for actual funny stuff
#72 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
Science =/= Religion. Nice try OP.
User avatar #53 - bagguhsleep (02/17/2013) [-]
Does anyone have the smbc (at least I think it was made by smbc) comic where humans learn to alter the genetics of their future children?
User avatar #31 - imalex (02/17/2013) [-]
i think adam and eve grew up in Tennessee
User avatar #29 - corundum (02/17/2013) [-]
Please stop posting SMBC here. The last thing we need is their hate.
User avatar #27 - mrbuu (02/17/2013) [-]
if you do basic math. you need 2 parrents for you. and 4 for your parrents 8 for your grand parrents 16 for your great grandparrents and so on 32-64-128-256-and so if you go back 1000 or so years you are related to everybody about 10 times over. we are all inbreds
User avatar #28 to #27 - nucularwar (02/17/2013) [-]
anything farther away than first cousins, and there aren't any health risks for "incest"
#10 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
"Two brothers"... yeah sure...
User avatar #91 to #10 - thatguywhohasbacon ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
Same sex chromosomes=same gender
Adam was a man so Eve had to be a man.
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