true shit. .. The standardised notation for sarcasm is an exclamation mark in brackets at the end of the sentence. J Biebs is pretty much all I listen to(!)
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#4 - CaptainPugwash (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The standardised notation for sarcasm is an exclamation mark in brackets at the end of the sentence.   
J Biebs is pretty much all I listen to(!)
The standardised notation for sarcasm is an exclamation mark in brackets at the end of the sentence.

J Biebs is pretty much all I listen to(!)
#5 - popkornking (02/17/2013) [-]
>"Truths for Mature Humans"
>Endless hyperbolies cited as "truths"
MFW this whole comp
#19 - GTXYphoenix (02/17/2013) [-]
I write in cursive all the time
I write in cursive all the time
User avatar #9 - maginmaniac (02/17/2013) [+] (10 replies)
1. Don't save your history then, you basement dwelling masturbator.
2. Stop being an idiot, or just apologise when you realise you're wrong.
4. Oh yeah, never seen anyone manage to convey sarcasm without a font.
6. Is anything?
7. Start your directions out of your neighbourhood?
8. Who the **** reads obituaries for fun?
10. No, that's just ******** used to justify being an idiot.
12. Who the **** uses Blu-Ray?
13. It asks you if you want to save your changes, even if you haven't made any.
14. Dry clean, you piece of **** .
17. Or, just don't give your number to pieces of **** you don't want calling you?
18. Or, you could just turn on that magical light on your ceiling. If you're going into the freezer at night, you'll likely be out of bed for a while anyway.
19. I'm British, so I don't have a ******* clue what this even means. It's probably stupid though.
20. I thought you used MapQuest?
23. Enjoy crashing into **** , you dumbass.
24. #fatpeopleproblems
26. I'm surprised you haven't rear-ended anyone while texting.
27. You're disgusting, wash your ******* clothes.
28. No, it's just you. That gets dumber every year, that is.
30. I hope you ride a bike everywhere and cry from the sheer self-loathing that ensues.
31. Learn to tell the time then.
32. Move your alarm clock around so you actually get up.

This entire comp is ******* stupid.
User avatar #12 to #9 - trimageryan (02/17/2013) [-]
You are a very unhappy person.
User avatar #26 - mcstorms (02/17/2013) [-]
If you text and drive please kill yourself before you do it to someone else.
#23 - ariusbrightwing (02/17/2013) [-]
I've seen every single one of these before scattered.... I've been on the internet too long...
User avatar #22 - xmeatshieldx (02/17/2013) [-]
oh hey, I was the last person who reposted this, WELCOME TO THE CLUB!
#15 - theflaminpenguinz (02/17/2013) [-]
Gee, thanks for censoring the curse words. God knows what would've happened if my mommy had walked in.
#30 - IMMAFIRINMAHVACCUM (02/17/2013) [-]
MFW "Truths"
User avatar #27 - insanemanoo (02/17/2013) [-]
#6 applies especially to me

Teachers in 3rd-8th grade: "You need to learn cursive because you will use it for the rest of your life." (I went to Catholic school until college)

Everyone in High School: "Why do you still use cursive?"
Me: "I don't know. It's just become a habit."

Professors in college: "I refuse to try and read cursive so you have to write everything in block letters if you want the credit."
#7 - manueldomingues ONLINE (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I learned to write in cursive in 1st grade (when i learned how to write), around 6th
grade teachers said that my handwritting was ugly and they had a hard time trying to figure it out, everytime someone tells me that i just say it was the way they taught me i am not going to change it, plus i write considerably fast so i think it´s a perk writting in cursive.

<------MFW i´m in 11th grade and i´m one of the very few students that still uses cursive
User avatar #31 - colegaleener (02/17/2013) [-]
OP is a goddamn idiot
#21 - jeengak (02/17/2013) [-]
number 11 all day every day lol...
#18 - spirits (02/17/2013) [-]
Number 11, i do, its right after i wake up.
User avatar #17 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
The phone rings nine times after you miss a call and try to call them back because they're most likely trying to reach you, and when the phone you're calling is trying to call you, it will just keep ringing until the voicemail picks up.
#16 - anonymous (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
blood is hard not to notice on jeans...
User avatar #14 - szymonf (02/17/2013) [-]
i dont get why people keep making the browser history joke, it's so irrelevant. Even internet explorer allows you to browse anonymously now.
User avatar #11 - kinglobster (02/17/2013) [-]
yeah, first thing you're family and friends are gonna do after you're brutally stabbed to death is look at all the stupid **** you looked at online
#6 - secretmouse (02/17/2013) [-]
26 made me smile.
26 made me smile.
#1 - xxwarlordxx (02/16/2013) [-]
number 15 happens everytime
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