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#31 - anonymous (02/17/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MI NDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don't associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can refatds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don't like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don't like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won't be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
#28 - carelisbeingboned (02/17/2013) [-]
Could have just flown the eagles over Mt. Doom
#32 to #28 - decoyoctopus (02/17/2013) [-]
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Only someone who has never actually read the books would make a stupid statement like that...there is zero chance the hobbit's would have survived flying to Mordor using the eagles. first off the Nazgul were contantly patrolling the skys, so they would have to be out of their frikkin minds to do it that way...also even if there was a snowballs chance in hell that they would actually survive the nazgul. then they would have to deal with the the ever watching eye of eye of Sauron. who would have seen them the moment they came within a thousend mile radius of mount doom and therein alerted his troops. the hobbits wouldnt of stood a chance being as blatant as to fly right into saurons fortress....the final reason, which flat out invalidates your argument is the fact that all living animals were corrupted by the ring when it was in it's presence. they would have either turned on the hobbits and tried to take the ring for themselves or return it to the dark lord....
User avatar #34 to #32 - decoyoctopus (02/17/2013) [-]
their*
#24 - Furubatsu (02/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #19 - oottovann (02/17/2013) [-]
THE MOST LOGICAL THING YOU COULD DO

IS MAKE THE ******* HOBBITS WALK THERE.
#20 to #19 - friedchickenman (02/17/2013) [-]
FLY THE ************* EAGLES TO MORDOR, RETARD!
#30 to #20 - decoyoctopus (02/17/2013) [-]
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Only someone who has never actually read the books would make a stupid statement like that...there is zero chance the hobbit's would have survived flying to Mordor using the eagles. first off the Nazgul were contantly patrolling the skys, so they would have to be out of their frikkin minds to do it that way...also even if there was a snowballs chance in hell that they would actually survive the nazgul. then they would have to deal with the the ever watching eye of eye of Sauron. who would have seen them the moment they came within a thousend mile radius of mount doom and therein alerted his troops. the hobbits wouldnt of stood a chance being as blatant as to fly right into saurons fortress....the final reason, which flat out invalidates your argument is the fact that all living animals were corrupted by the ring when it was in it's presence. they would have either turned on the hobbits and tried to take the ring for themselves or return it to the dark lord....
#36 to #30 - friedchickenman (02/17/2013) [-]
You're right, i'm sorry
User avatar #35 to #30 - decoyoctopus (02/17/2013) [-]
*their
User avatar #25 to #20 - pebar ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
THE EAGLES WEREN'T THEIR ALLIES
User avatar #26 to #25 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
WHO CARES? TAME THEM, FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD
User avatar #33 to #26 - goondas (02/17/2013) [-]
The eagles were super proud beings. They had no care for the concerns of men. They didnt like men! And even if they did somehow manage to tame them, the eye of Sauron would see them coming from miles away and send out the nazghul to stop them.

WORST of all, the ring would see these powerful eagles taking it to mount doom and take control of them. Just like how Gandalf wouldnt touch the ring cause he was afraid of it taking control of him. Then you have super evil death eagles flying around under Saurons control! Now everyones uber ****** !
User avatar #23 to #20 - oottovann (02/17/2013) [-]
joke

/jōk/

Noun
A thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, esp. a story with a funny punchline.

Verb
Make jokes; talk humorously or flippantly.

#18 - anonymous (02/17/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MI NDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don't associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can refatds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don't like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don't like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won't be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
#16 - walkedintomordor (02/17/2013) [-]
my username is pretty relevant too
my username is pretty relevant too
#14 - Anjack (02/17/2013) [-]
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#13 - therealdoctor ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #21 to #13 - dickticklerluv (02/17/2013) [-]
He can simply walk in to my anus any day
#11 - klay (02/17/2013) [-]
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#6 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
Walk into mordor?
User avatar #9 to #6 - finni (02/17/2013) [-]
Finally somebody who explains why they don't just use the eagles to get everywhere!
#8 to #6 - UnoSkullmanx (02/16/2013) [-]
That, and the ******* dragon-creatures would tear them to shreds.
User avatar #27 to #8 - grogovic (02/17/2013) [-]
fell beast
User avatar #7 to #6 - astraea (02/16/2013) [-]
THEY HAVE 4 LEEGGSS!!!1111!
#5 - elmoose **User deleted account** (02/16/2013) [-]
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#2 - donbonbon (02/16/2013) [-]
lol
lol
#1 - Jackimole (02/16/2013) [-]
I'm totally OK with this.
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