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is this the Krusty crab

He got really mad last week. lets keep it rollin'
get creative make a enter and make the last item a krabby patty er some shit
tri' . Applebees This is mike
shells is the musty krab
site its net
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s ‘Hells this is applebees"
v" Hey is this the musty Kraby?"
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s "Yeah Gimme a loathe patty with jelly bitch"
s "you get it sashes? "hangs up
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shi. is this the Krusty has?
sires it is!
srawesome! can i get a krabby patty?
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#5 - FearTheToilet
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why didnt any of them say "No this is Patrick"
User avatar #7 to #5 - docxy
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i was thinking the same thing
#6 - fuckilostthegame
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The only one that made me laugh
#49 - YankeeJ
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>dial number
>hell this is Applebees Tasha speaking how can I help you?
>Hi is this the Krusty Krab?
>Yes can you please hold while the police trace your call?
>Okay I will have a Krabby patty and a side of kelp fries
>*Man's voice comes on*
>Sir we now have your address and information in our possession and you will be fined for harassment
>Cool, well now that you have my address could you deliver it?
>God damn it you son of a bitch!
>So what kind of rock do you drive?
>*Hangs up cursing and screaming*
#99 to #49 - certifiedidiot
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#46 - squidmassacre
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MFW "does that come with krabby sauce?"
MFW "does that come with krabby sauce?"
#4 - thepyras
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(02/16/2013) [-]
I find it strange that none of the employees responded by saying, "No, this is Patrick!" and then hanging up.
User avatar #10 to #4 - DrSalvador
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(02/16/2013) [-]
If they're anything like me, they've never seen that from spongebob. I feel like the only person who never watched it.
#48 - darthfungus
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(02/16/2013) [-]
> call applebees
>"Hi is this the Krusty Krab?"
>"No, this is Patrick"

Well played Applebees, well played
#68 - dsdanny
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(02/16/2013) [-]
>"Hello this is apple bees"
>Yeah, Hello?
>"Yes, I'd like to file a complaint. Can I speak to the manager?"
>"I am the manager" (BS)
>"Okay so the asshole delivery guy forgot to give me my drink"
>"We don't deliver sir"
>"Then can you explain to me why I didn't get a diet Dr.Kelp with my Krusty Krab Pizza mother ******?"
>*starts randomly swearing, he's losing it. I hear the other workers try to calm him down."
>(Someone else starts talking) "You know what you're an asshole"
User avatar #24 - bornlikethis
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(02/16/2013) [-]
-Applebees, this is Eric may i take your order
-Yea, I'll have the Krabby Patty
-Ok sir, will that be all?
-no, can you tell me why there so damn delicious?
-because their made with all the love of an professional sweaty mexican illegal immigrant underpaid applebees chef, duh
-no, can you tell me whats in them?
#85 - zionskype
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(02/16/2013) [-]
Called a few times and just got "Yes it is." *click* so I used a Dr. Phil soundboard
>"Hello this is applebees how can I help you?"
>"Hello sir"
>How's it goin?
>"Good how about you?"
>What do you want from me?
>"I'm sorry?"
>I just wanted to call and remind you, you don't matter.
>"Okay, I just want to remind you the police are tracing your call"
>You know what, I"m not some Shmoe here
>"I'm sure you aren't.
>I DESERVE to be treated better than this!
> Kathy? Kathy are you there?
>"This is Kristina."
User avatar #88 to #85 - zionskype
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(02/16/2013) [-]
Call back
>"Hello, this is applebees, how can I help you?"
>I want you to start living as a gay woman
>"Okay whatever"
>Do you agree that you've been sexually active?
>"No sir."
>Are you having sex?
>I want you to start having a gay relationship
>"You're really funny you know that?"
>You're a bitch.
>"**** you buddy"
>You can just write me off, you can get mad at me, I'm expendable, you don't need me
>"No one needs you."
>I didn't do anything wrong
>"You won't stop calling us"
>Are you mad at your mom?
User avatar #90 to #88 - zionskype
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(02/16/2013) [-]
>"Hello this i-"
>I have been, for a long time, a rotten little bitch.
>"*sigh* Yes you have."
>You have how many children at home?
>Do you resent your children?
>"No, I don't have any and neither do you cause you're a virgin."
>Do you torture small animals?
>Are you like a stalker or something?
>"No, but you are"
>Tell me why it's all about body image, and not about self image
User avatar #91 to #90 - zionskype
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>"Hello, th-"
>Are you-
>"Hello this-"
>Are you avoiding reality?
>"**** you"
>"Hello this is-"
>What did I do?!
>You're gonna smoke dope an-
>"Hello this is-"
>(volume at full blast) HE WHO YELLS LOUDEST AND LAST AI-
>(full blast) AM I HERE?
User avatar #92 to #91 - zionskype
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They now recognize the Dr.Phil board and my voice, any other soundboards I could use?
User avatar #95 to #92 - fuperbooper
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#106 to #95 - anon
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Used it:

Hello thank you for calling Applebees
What are you
User avatar #101 to #91 - garymuthafuknoak
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(02/16/2013) [-]
I ******* love the dr. phil prank calls, the hank hill ones are really funny too, you should try that
#31 - workitout
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(02/16/2013) [-]
>"This is Applebee's how can I help you?"   
>Hi is this The Krusty Krab?   
>Yes it is! What can I get you?   
>Can I get a Krabby Patty Pizza and a diet Dr. Kelp?   
>Sure anything else?   
>A side of Battletoads?   
>"This is Applebee's how can I help you?"
>Hi is this The Krusty Krab?
>Yes it is! What can I get you?
>Can I get a Krabby Patty Pizza and a diet Dr. Kelp?
>Sure anything else?
>A side of Battletoads?