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Alpha as Fuck

thuglife_ _ he KB, assess} rim gm;
awalk into gym wearing tiny Eli' s shorts and fake mustache
wee IS/ IO girl running en treadmill with ipod en
awalk mate her. motion fer harte take earphones out
Hell her shes alright looking but not really my type
awalk away and leave gym
zhang out in my car in the parking let. flying my re helicopter all place
agirl walks out
we inches above her head and chase her running and screaming to her car
ll I IFE, rest of my nesquik and head home
1 Anonymous ( leled) 16: 29 ]
You are my hero.
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Submitted: 02/15/2013
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User avatar #1 - galacticboner (02/15/2013) [-]
******* love nesquik milk.
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#27 to #1 - vycanismajoris (02/16/2013) [-]
I'm 19 years old and I keep drinking it. Is it normal?
User avatar #46 to #27 - zenodc (02/16/2013) [-]
don't quit it if it's good, yo
#4 - telmarine (02/16/2013) [-]
that might be stupid enough to work.
that might be stupid enough to work.
User avatar #3 - antisocialtwilight (02/16/2013) [-]
Internet Superheroes.
#9 - TJmanAWESOME (02/16/2013) [-]
oh you know thats how i do.
oh you know thats how i do.
#12 - atheistzilla (02/16/2013) [-]
< i like this one better
#63 to #12 - hangingtree (02/16/2013) [-]
I almost feel sorry for him.... Almost.
I almost feel sorry for him.... Almost.
#42 to #12 - dingbox (02/16/2013) [-]
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#58 to #12 - nyanpoptart (02/16/2013) [-]
'Bitches love mystery.'
#54 to #12 - peacetrooper (02/16/2013) [-]
>I inform her that I have condoms
#31 to #12 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (02/16/2013) [-]
not really sure how to react to this
not really sure how to react to this
#39 to #12 - greatcornholio (02/16/2013) [-]
What in the unholy name of ass?
#17 to #12 - harryblazer (02/16/2013) [-]
found him
User avatar #24 to #17 - dedj (02/16/2013) [-]
that is genuinely the exact image in my head.
#23 to #12 - fizzor (02/16/2013) [-]
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#16 to #12 - zedacedia (02/16/2013) [-]
another alpha as **** story.
#61 to #16 - hypex ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
i lose every time at "fedora"
User avatar #20 to #16 - vexaton (02/16/2013) [-]
It's the same guy lol
#45 to #16 - dingbox (02/16/2013) [-]
This is the best thing since &quot;youtube poop&quot;, where can I find more of this?
This is the best thing since "youtube poop", where can I find more of this?
User avatar #28 to #16 - runtz (02/16/2013) [-]
I need more stories by this ******* guy.
#18 to #12 - puredeliciousness (02/16/2013) [-]
That gave me the biggest, although most confused, laugh I've had all day.
User avatar #19 to #18 - atheistzilla (02/16/2013) [-]
well...that's what i'm for
#32 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (02/16/2013) [-]
#71 to #53 - fizzor (02/16/2013) [-]
That's one of my all-time favorite 4chan posts.
That's one of my all-time favorite 4chan posts.
#72 to #71 - nyanpoptart (02/16/2013) [-]
This is mine
#75 to #72 - fizzor (02/16/2013) [-]
I'm having severe stomach pains for laughing so much. Thank you for posting that
I'm having severe stomach pains for laughing so much. Thank you for posting that
#84 to #75 - nyanpoptart (02/16/2013) [-]
No problem. I have a whole folder filled with stories and threads. Have another.
#85 to #84 - fizzor (02/16/2013) [-]
Dude please, stop, I can't handle this
Dude please, stop, I can't handle this
#10 - coldsockz (02/16/2013) [-]
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#52 - manirock ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
worth it
#51 - bigsaltyballs (02/16/2013) [-]
hfw
hfw
#47 - alioni (02/16/2013) [-]
10/10. would read again
#34 - unmercifulgod (02/16/2013) [-]
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#77 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (02/16/2013) [-]
If I can't have her, I'll make her suffer.
If I can't have her, I'll make her suffer.
#35 - uncleblazer (02/16/2013) [-]
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#26 - larso (02/16/2013) [-]
**larso rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at The Infamous Sex-Baby Comic (Read Desc.) **
::thug life::
User avatar #64 to #26 - thisonewins (02/16/2013) [-]
Excellent roll.
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