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#8 - butterypie (02/16/2013) [-]
Does the size of a whale really depend on whether or not the game would be cancelled?
Like,

"Hey, Jim, should we cancel the game? There's a ************* whale on the court."

"Nah, man. Goddamned whale aint big enough."
#13 to #8 - derpyllama (02/16/2013) [-]
It also depends on the species of the whale. There is a sliding scale.

They have something similar to a slide rule and lots of meter sticks to tell if a certain species is large enough to qualify as a game canceling whale.

Fun fact about this, A game is more likely to be canceled due to Orca than Beluga.
User avatar #44 to #8 - tehlulzbringer (02/16/2013) [-]
Of course it does
User avatar #11 - evilanakie ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
can hold half as many kids
hmm
lemme call my buddy japan up
ring ring
herro
hey japan how many kids can a squid pick up
abour trenty school chirdran ore 15 high school girs
#1 - yeahvinyl (02/15/2013) [-]
Fixed*
User avatar #17 to #1 - godot (02/16/2013) [-]
seems much more accurate now.
#23 - konradkurze (02/16/2013) [-]
if people on Funnyjunk could taste with their hands, they'd all be gay from tasting their dicks
User avatar #26 to #23 - flybager (02/16/2013) [-]
Even if you alter the slightest bit on a human's body that isn't common now, but could've be, every culture would have slightly different norms and morals.

Such like not licking your own dick with your hand-tongue...
#36 to #23 - Plagus (02/16/2013) [-]
Japanese subway groping.
#42 - kingpongthedon (02/16/2013) [-]
Might as well repost my edit for this.
User avatar #43 to #42 - ferbisboy (02/16/2013) [-]
*increase
#46 to #43 - wanicochil (02/16/2013) [-]
Yes because every guy will enjoy the taste of his own dick
User avatar #62 to #46 - ferbisboy (02/16/2013) [-]
women masturbate too
#49 to #43 - mehy (02/16/2013) [-]
I approve ! I would't mind doing that for my own pleasure , it's my penis , it's a part of my body !
I approve ! I would't mind doing that for my own pleasure , it's my penis , it's a part of my body !
User avatar #15 - tikledpikle (02/16/2013) [-]
if jellyfish aren't jelly, then wtf have i been putting on my PBJ sammiches?!
#18 to #15 - anon (02/16/2013) [-]
cum
User avatar #22 to #18 - tikledpikle (02/16/2013) [-]
no no no, that goes on the turkey sammiches
#47 to #15 - puredeliciousness (02/16/2013) [-]
Would you believe it's some of gods tears?
Boat nectar?
Strawberry milkshake?
User avatar #25 to #15 - snowboyforlife (02/16/2013) [-]
Hey all you people,Hey all you people,Hey all you people
won't you listen to me,I just had a sandwich,No ordinary sandwich,
A sandwich filled with jellyfish jelly,Hey man you got to try this sandwich,
It's no ordinary sandwich,It the tastiest sandwich in the sea.
AH De ba da ba doo ba da ba de ba da da. Yeah
User avatar #48 - ithinkimfunny (02/16/2013) [-]
Did you just repost imfunnynet
#54 to #48 - anon (02/16/2013) [-]
Your name is way too close to his for people to take you seriously.
User avatar #55 to #54 - ithinkimfunny (02/16/2013) [-]
I came first :[
#58 to #55 - sbg (02/16/2013) [-]
That's what she said!

I wish....

*cries*
#2 - sckmybllz (02/15/2013) [-]
Or masturbate
User avatar #3 to #2 - WhiteCrayon (02/16/2013) [-]
1/4 people don't wash their hands after mastuerbating.
User avatar #16 to #3 - AngryRedMidget (02/16/2013) [-]
That many people wash their hands after masturbating?
User avatar #5 to #2 - defensive (02/16/2013) [-]
Nah, people would do it twice as much.
#4 - ronyx (02/16/2013) [-]
These facts are actually good. Not like those **** facts spamming the frontpage by that cocksucking faglord.
#45 - tehlulzbringer (02/16/2013) [-]
"We are eternal. The pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before us, you are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable. We are the end of everything."
#31 - europe (02/16/2013) [-]
washing hands with soap would really suck if we had taste buds on our palms.
User avatar #40 to #31 - bcsaint (02/16/2013) [-]
really that's what you thought?... you didn't think that faping would suck
#41 to #40 - europe (02/16/2013) [-]
what, you don't enjoy the taste of dick?
+1
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User avatar #24 - severepwner (02/16/2013) [-]
Pretty much a summary of Funnyjunk right now.
#6 - anon (02/16/2013) [-]
OP is a reposting faggot
#57 - urchinator ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #60 - jimli (02/16/2013) [-]
I strongly suspect that that any whale laying on a basketball court would cancel the game, regardless of size...
#59 - toxicwastedump (02/16/2013) [-]
I thumbed this up then thumbed it down so it felt like i thumbed you down twice.
because its a repost from last month
I hate you and so does this koala
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