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#1 - yeahvinyl
Reply +50
(02/15/2013) [-]
Fixed*
#17 to #1 - godot
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(02/16/2013) [-]
seems much more accurate now.
#8 - butterypie
Reply +36
(02/16/2013) [-]
Does the size of a whale really depend on whether or not the game would be cancelled?
Like,

"Hey, Jim, should we cancel the game? There's a ************* whale on the court."

"Nah, man. Goddamned whale aint big enough."
#13 to #8 - derpyllama
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(02/16/2013) [-]
It also depends on the species of the whale. There is a sliding scale.

They have something similar to a slide rule and lots of meter sticks to tell if a certain species is large enough to qualify as a game canceling whale.

Fun fact about this, A game is more likely to be canceled due to Orca than Beluga.
#44 to #8 - tehlulzbringer
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(02/16/2013) [-]
Of course it does
#11 - evilanakie
Reply +17
(02/16/2013) [-]
can hold half as many kids
hmm
lemme call my buddy japan up
ring ring
herro
hey japan how many kids can a squid pick up
abour trenty school chirdran ore 15 high school girs
#14 to #11 - flippytrixfordiner ONLINE
Reply +1
(02/16/2013) [-]
******* japan
#42 - kingpongthedon
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(02/16/2013) [-]
Might as well repost my edit for this.
#43 to #42 - ferbisboy
Reply 0
(02/16/2013) [-]
*increase
#46 to #43 - wanicochil
Reply +1
(02/16/2013) [-]
Yes because every guy will enjoy the taste of his own dick
#62 to #46 - ferbisboy
Reply 0
(02/16/2013) [-]
women masturbate too
#49 to #43 - mehy
Reply 0
(02/16/2013) [-]
I approve ! I would't mind doing that for my own pleasure , it's my penis , it's a part of my body !
I approve ! I would't mind doing that for my own pleasure , it's my penis , it's a part of my body !
#31 - europe
Reply +2
(02/16/2013) [-]
washing hands with soap would really suck if we had taste buds on our palms.
#40 to #31 - bcsaint
Reply +2
(02/16/2013) [-]
really that's what you thought?... you didn't think that faping would suck
#41 to #40 - europe
Reply +11
(02/16/2013) [-]
what, you don't enjoy the taste of dick?
#23 - konradkurze
Reply +9
(02/16/2013) [-]
if people on Funnyjunk could taste with their hands, they'd all be gay from tasting their dicks
#26 to #23 - flybager
Reply 0
(02/16/2013) [-]
Even if you alter the slightest bit on a human's body that isn't common now, but could've be, every culture would have slightly different norms and morals.

Such like not licking your own dick with your hand-tongue...
#36 to #23 - Plagus
Reply +1
(02/16/2013) [-]
Japanese subway groping.
#15 - tikledpikle
Reply +5
(02/16/2013) [-]
if jellyfish aren't jelly, then wtf have i been putting on my PBJ sammiches?!
#18 to #15 - anon
Reply 0
(02/16/2013) [-]
cum
#22 to #18 - tikledpikle
Reply +2
(02/16/2013) [-]
no no no, that goes on the turkey sammiches
#47 to #15 - puredeliciousness
Reply +1
(02/16/2013) [-]
Would you believe it's some of gods tears?
Boat nectar?
Strawberry milkshake?
#25 to #15 - snowboyforlife
Reply +3
(02/16/2013) [-]
Hey all you people,Hey all you people,Hey all you people
won't you listen to me,I just had a sandwich,No ordinary sandwich,
A sandwich filled with jellyfish jelly,Hey man you got to try this sandwich,
It's no ordinary sandwich,It the tastiest sandwich in the sea.
AH De ba da ba doo ba da ba de ba da da. Yeah
#53 - elmoose **User deleted account**
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(02/16/2013) [-]
#56 to #53 - iamzombie
Reply +4
(02/16/2013) [-]
That's not a crab
#48 - ithinkimfunny
Reply +4
(02/16/2013) [-]
Did you just repost imfunnynet
#54 to #48 - anon
Reply 0
(02/16/2013) [-]
Your name is way too close to his for people to take you seriously.
#55 to #54 - ithinkimfunny
Reply +2
(02/16/2013) [-]
I came first :[
#58 to #55 - sbg
Reply +1
(02/16/2013) [-]
That's what she said!

I wish....

*cries*
#2 - sckmybllz
Reply +4
(02/15/2013) [-]
Or masturbate
#5 to #2 - defensive
Reply -2
(02/16/2013) [-]
Nah, people would do it twice as much.
#3 to #2 - WhiteCrayon
Reply 0
(02/16/2013) [-]
1/4 people don't wash their hands after mastuerbating.
#16 to #3 - AngryRedMidget
Reply 0
(02/16/2013) [-]
That many people wash their hands after masturbating?