A professional grammar nazi. Not mine, credit goes to Failbook... im sure no one will pay me to masturbate A professional grammar nazi Not mine credit goes to Failbook im sure no one will pay me masturbate
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#33 - falconxmard
Reply +173
(02/16/2013) [-]
**falconxmard rolled a random image posted in comment #291 at UH ES AY !!UH ES AY!! **   
I'm good at rolling relevant pics. That will be $5.
**falconxmard rolled a random image posted in comment #291 at UH ES AY !!UH ES AY!! **
I'm good at rolling relevant pics. That will be $5.
#99 to #33 - lookatmyhouseofwax
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(02/16/2013) [-]
********************
#105 to #33 - mysret
Reply +1
(02/17/2013) [-]
What.
What.
#106 to #33 - justleavefagmin
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(02/17/2013) [-]
#47 to #33 - ileenover
Reply +2
(02/16/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#38 to #33 - newbrony
Reply +3
(02/16/2013) [-]
...

I have no words.
#49 to #33 - birthdayboi
Reply +3
(02/16/2013) [-]
MAATT DAMOOHN.. matt damohn.
#37 to #33 - TheNameJin
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(02/16/2013) [-]
...Holy ****.
#39 to #33 - iusedtocare
Reply +4
(02/16/2013) [-]
Epic.
Epic.
#50 to #33 - coasterfreak
Reply +5
(02/16/2013) [-]
ohgod this is so epic
#55 to #33 - leglesslegolegolas
Reply +5
(02/16/2013) [-]
What's your PayPal? :O
#67 to #33 - mrbuzzard
Reply +5
(02/16/2013) [-]
THE RELEVANCE!
#34 to #33 - koolmanchris
Reply +7
(02/16/2013) [-]
so ******* relevant
so ******* relevant
#40 to #33 - rayeslegend
Reply +8
(02/16/2013) [-]
Witchcraft.
#41 to #33 - sandwitchman **User deleted account**
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#6 - leeroyjankens
Reply +109
(02/16/2013) [-]
im sure no one will pay me to masturbate
#57 to #6 - doctorbo
Reply -1
(02/16/2013) [-]
then you're obviously not very good at it
#31 to #6 - siridontcare
Reply 0
(02/16/2013) [-]
open a strip webcam,or become a solo porn star
#68 to #31 - blbrian
Reply 0
(02/16/2013) [-]
mfw solo male pornstar
mfw solo male pornstar
#73 to #6 - lasmamoe
Reply 0
(02/16/2013) [-]
Masturbation Olympics.

it's a real thing
#44 to #6 - pwoneill
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(02/16/2013) [-]
#19 to #6 - partnerintroll
Reply +3
(02/16/2013) [-]
just about anything goes nowadays
#10 to #6 - Tusura
Reply +7
(02/16/2013) [-]
Not with that attitude they won't.
#9 to #6 - mrcowll
Reply +8
(02/16/2013) [-]
They'll pay for handjobs.
#7 to #6 - mathes
Reply +12
(02/16/2013) [-]
Cam it and I will
#14 to #6 - xboxperks
Reply +27
(02/16/2013) [-]
Sperm donation if you meet the qualifications?
Sperm donation if you meet the qualifications?
#17 to #14 - setittowumbo
Reply +1
(02/16/2013) [-]
There's qualifications? What you can't be to fat or something?
There's qualifications? What you can't be to fat or something?
#18 to #17 - tastydinkleberries
Reply +21
(02/16/2013) [-]
*too

that'll be five bucks..
#76 to #17 - bummerdrummer
Reply +1
(02/16/2013) [-]
theres actually a very rigorous selection process, im too lazy to find a link but i know in the US some requirements are a college degree, 6 foot minimum height, clean medical history for yourself and 4 previous generations, and no allergies.

not to mention you have to abstain for 3 days before.
#20 to #17 - pixy
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(02/16/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure there's genetic qualifications...like, you can't be disabled and stuff.
#43 to #22 - turboderp
Reply +1
(02/16/2013) [-]
What if someone asks for a ginger donor? :o
#16 - mkchillin
Reply +56
(02/16/2013) [-]
It's not about the money, it's about sending a message.
#24 to #16 - godot
Reply +3
(02/16/2013) [-]
Also correcting the message if it has grammatical mistakes.
#4 - SergeantPWN
Reply +23
(02/16/2013) [-]
Hfw she pays up.
Hfw she pays up.
#5 to #4 - SergeantPWN
Reply -16
(02/16/2013) [-]
His, not hers.
#8 to #5 - misticalz
Reply +11
(02/16/2013) [-]
I've been using this a lot lately.
#103 to #8 - SergeantPWN
Reply 0
(02/16/2013) [-]
I never understood why people thumb up someone's comment, and then that same person replies to their own comment to maybe fix something, and one of those comments just goes to hell, while the other rises.
#1 - colegaleener
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(02/16/2013) [-]
;
#11 to #1 - johnnygat
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(02/16/2013) [-]
#23 - tacogrenade
Reply +12
(02/16/2013) [-]
-Bad ass muuuffokerr
#12 - skylights
Reply +10
(02/16/2013) [-]
A professional grammar nazi? You mean an editor?
#21 - urmomsmom
Reply +8
(02/16/2013) [-]
You guys, my english teacher is German. He is a grammar nazi irl. It's grammar nazi-ception
#13 - dachief
Reply +8
(02/16/2013) [-]
#51 - nicolascagelover
Reply +2
(02/16/2013) [-]
First guy to roll a ****** must delete his account!

Aaaaaaaaand, go!
#77 to #51 - friedchickenman
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(02/16/2013) [-]
#90 to #51 - fleszar
Reply -1
(02/16/2013) [-]
**fleszar rolled a random image posted in comment #2948812 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** the forces are on my side
#63 to #51 - beatmasterz
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(02/16/2013) [-]
**beatmasterz rolled a random image posted in comment #453722 at Friendly **
#71 to #51 - theshadowed
Reply 0
(02/16/2013) [-]
**theshadowed rolled a random image posted in comment #477447 at Friendly **
#72 to #51 - uwootmate
Reply 0
(02/16/2013) [-]
**uwootmate rolled a random image posted in comment #94 at this made me really sad **
#83 to #51 - submitted **User deleted account**
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#101 to #51 - vexaton
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(02/16/2013) [-]
**vexaton rolled a random image posted in comment #494643 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga **

So many ponies!
#52 to #51 - nicolascagelover
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(02/16/2013) [-]
**nicolascagelover rolled a random image posted in comment #249760 at Pokemon ** I go first!
#53 to #51 - leglesslegolegolas
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(02/16/2013) [-]
**leglesslegolegolas rolled a random image posted in comment #51 at Learn the difference **
#56 to #53 - BERTMGERT
Reply 0
(02/16/2013) [-]
relevant roll is...relevent
#54 to #53 - leglesslegolegolas
Reply 0
(02/16/2013) [-]
Nope, all I got was a stupid macro.
#58 to #53 - SomebodyGetTheDoor
Reply -1
(02/16/2013) [-]
**SomebodyGetTheDoor rolled a random comment #2975300 posted by Scythe at Item Collecting Game ** :
hook me up
#69 to #51 - luvtokill
Reply +1
(02/16/2013) [-]
**luvtokill rolled a random image posted in comment #529625 at Friendly **
#75 to #51 - beroty
Reply +1
(02/16/2013) [-]
**beroty rolled a random image posted in comment #524112 at Friendly **
#84 to #51 - submitted **User deleted account**
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#85 to #84 - submitted **User deleted account**
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#86 to #85 - nicolascagelover
Reply +2
(02/16/2013) [-]
Thats a ****** pony alright
#87 to #86 - submitted **User deleted account**
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#89 to #87 - anon
Reply 0
(02/16/2013) [-]
100% worth it
#64 to #51 - zilver
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(02/16/2013) [-]
**zilver rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at He finally noticed me **
#70 to #64 - nicolascagelover
Reply +2
(02/16/2013) [-]
"Hey, *********! We don't like people like you here!"
#97 to #70 - shiteonastick
Reply +1
(02/16/2013) [-]
Now c'mon Skeeter, he ain't hurtin' nobody
#65 to #64 - zilver
Reply 0
(02/16/2013) [-]
Judging from the appearance of the guys in the picture, im safe
#60 to #51 - tuckthisphit
Reply +5
(02/16/2013) [-]
**tuckthisphit rolled a random image posted in comment #2792117 at Item Collecting Game ** look at mah ******
#62 to #60 - willindor ONLINE
Reply +1
(02/16/2013) [-]
I laughed more than I should have.