Penis cookies. . AND ; so BUT TWIIGHT I FINALLY A mun [ JEDD. idiot) ALL, ME op AT NIGHT.. OP's girlfriend.
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#18 - murdocisgod (02/16/2013) [-]
OP's girlfriend.
OP's girlfriend.
User avatar #26 to #18 - zomaru ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
Drawn together I assume?
User avatar #21 to #18 - DirecDescendant (02/16/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter. Had Sex.
#27 to #18 - europe (02/16/2013) [-]
guess it's impossible to **** her brains out.
#19 to #18 - zsabber (02/16/2013) [-]
Id still tap that.....
User avatar #20 to #19 - highnhorney (02/16/2013) [-]
agreed
#37 to #20 - zsabber (02/16/2013) [-]
And according to that comment with the pic she probably has something extra and tops too....
#40 - atheistzilla (02/16/2013) [-]
JUST USE CAPS-LOCK!
#41 to #40 - godot (02/16/2013) [-]
YEAH!
User avatar #1 - goobyman (02/15/2013) [-]
in germany if you are too loud you will be sued for over 100,000 euros...
User avatar #2 to #1 - turian (02/15/2013) [-]
erzähl keinen scheiss
User avatar #13 to #2 - SirSheepy (02/16/2013) [-]
no you can't invade Czechoslovakia
User avatar #16 to #13 - misticalz (02/16/2013) [-]
He actually said "__________ ______________ **** "
User avatar #4 to #2 - goobyman (02/15/2013) [-]
Rechtliche Situation in Deutschland [Bearbeiten]

Zivilrecht
Es kann ein Unterlassungsanspruch aus § 1004 BGB i.V.m. § 906 BGB entstehen.

Bußgeldrecht
Für Lärmschutz existieren folgende Sanktionsnormen:

§ 117 OWiG - Ordnungswidrig handelt, wer ohne berechtigten Anlass oder in einem unzulässigen oder nach den Umständen vermeidbaren Ausmaß Lärm erregt, der geeignet ist, die Allgemeinheit oder die Nachbarschaft erheblich zu belästigen oder die Gesundheit eines anderen zu schädigen. Dabei handelt es sich um verhaltensbedingten Lärm, zum Beispiel Geschrei, Maschinenlärm, Fahrzeuge, Musik aller Art usw. § 117 OWiG ist gegenüber anderen Vorschriften subsidiär (z. B. Landesrecht, Ortsrecht).
Sonn- und Feiertagsgesetze der Länder
Immissionsschutzgesetze der Länder
Maschinenlärmverordnung (32. BImSchV)
Verkehrslärmschutzverordnung (16. BImSchV)
Bestimmte Gemeinden haben Verordnungen im Rahmen des Ortsrechts erlassen, die zum Beispiel die Mittags- und Nachtruhe betreffen. In der Stadt München gilt beispielsweise die Hausarbeits- und Musiklärmverordnung.
Straßenverkehrsordnung (§ 30 StVO)

Strafrecht
§ 325a Abs. 1 StGB („Verursachen von Lärm, Erschütterungen und nichtionisierenden Strahlen“; hier: durch den Betrieb einer Anlage)
#6 to #4 - John Cena (02/15/2013) [-]
Guten tag.
User avatar #22 to #4 - willindor ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
Ich habe es nicht gewust.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - willindor ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
I don't think you understand what I meant. I used the only German phrase I knew.
User avatar #3 to #2 - goobyman (02/15/2013) [-]
is kein scheiss du assi
User avatar #8 to #3 - turian (02/15/2013) [-]
Es kann!! du mongo
#34 - aguta (02/16/2013) [-]
**aguta rolled a random image posted in comment #46 at morning ** OP's girlfriend
User avatar #25 - lindow (02/16/2013) [-]
No credit for XKCD?

If you're gonna post a webcomic at least tell people where it's from in the description -.-
User avatar #12 - WazzapDude (02/16/2013) [-]
It's funny cause before this there was content with a penis shaped cookie
User avatar #35 - thelegitmetalhead (02/16/2013) [-]
This has nothing to do with penis cookies.
Also, sauce is xkcd.com for those of you wondering.
User avatar #36 to #35 - ninjaofdarkness (02/16/2013) [-]
I know
i just like penis cookies...
User avatar #38 to #36 - thelegitmetalhead (02/16/2013) [-]
I need to go make penis-shaped cookies now. I will decorate the tips with pink frosting
#5 - sonjaynooy (02/15/2013) [-]
then she moves her bed to the right
User avatar #15 - shinote (02/16/2013) [-]
Don't really know how an elliptically shaped dish would help through walls, though I have never seen it tested so I cannot say for sure.

Either way, I love loud women, not like asian women loud, but loud enough.
User avatar #28 - SuitUp (02/16/2013) [-]
Get a hyperbolic one instead. Much better.
User avatar #29 to #28 - Scorch (02/16/2013) [-]
I'm nut sure but I think they would work evenly well
User avatar #30 to #29 - SuitUp (02/16/2013) [-]
Nah Hyperbolics are much better for that kind of thing. It's why your cars headlights will be semi-hyperbolic rather than just a simple any-old parabola.

There's some pretty neat maths going on around hyperbolics.
User avatar #31 to #30 - Scorch (02/16/2013) [-]
yea I know the maths:

hyperbolics send waves originating from it focus point in one direction in neat parallel lines towards one direction

eliptical send them from one focus point to the other one
User avatar #32 to #31 - Scorch (02/16/2013) [-]
*well not the math has somethign to do with concruenze and F and Z angle etc. but I'm not gonna write that down on FJ
#33 to #32 - unggoy ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
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