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#18 - murdocisgod
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(02/16/2013) [-]
OP's girlfriend.
OP's girlfriend.
#26 to #18 - zomaru ONLINE
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(02/16/2013) [-]
Drawn together I assume?
#21 to #18 - DirecDescendant
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(02/16/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter. Had Sex.
#27 to #18 - europe
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(02/16/2013) [-]
guess it's impossible to **** her brains out.
#19 to #18 - zsabber
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(02/16/2013) [-]
Id still tap that.....
#20 to #19 - highnhorney
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(02/16/2013) [-]
agreed
#37 to #20 - zsabber
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(02/16/2013) [-]
And according to that comment with the pic she probably has something extra and tops too....
#1 - goobyman
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(02/15/2013) [-]
in germany if you are too loud you will be sued for over 100,000 euros...
#2 to #1 - turian
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(02/15/2013) [-]
erzähl keinen scheiss
#13 to #2 - SirSheepy ONLINE
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(02/16/2013) [-]
no you can't invade Czechoslovakia
#16 to #13 - misticalz
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(02/16/2013) [-]
He actually said "__________ ______________ ****"
#4 to #2 - goobyman
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Rechtliche Situation in Deutschland [Bearbeiten]

Zivilrecht
Es kann ein Unterlassungsanspruch aus § 1004 BGB i.V.m. § 906 BGB entstehen.

Bußgeldrecht
Für Lärmschutz existieren folgende Sanktionsnormen:

§ 117 OWiG - Ordnungswidrig handelt, wer ohne berechtigten Anlass oder in einem unzulässigen oder nach den Umständen vermeidbaren Ausmaß Lärm erregt, der geeignet ist, die Allgemeinheit oder die Nachbarschaft erheblich zu belästigen oder die Gesundheit eines anderen zu schädigen. Dabei handelt es sich um verhaltensbedingten Lärm, zum Beispiel Geschrei, Maschinenlärm, Fahrzeuge, Musik aller Art usw. § 117 OWiG ist gegenüber anderen Vorschriften subsidiär (z. B. Landesrecht, Ortsrecht).
Sonn- und Feiertagsgesetze der Länder
Immissionsschutzgesetze der Länder
Maschinenlärmverordnung (32. BImSchV)
Verkehrslärmschutzverordnung (16. BImSchV)
Bestimmte Gemeinden haben Verordnungen im Rahmen des Ortsrechts erlassen, die zum Beispiel die Mittags- und Nachtruhe betreffen. In der Stadt München gilt beispielsweise die Hausarbeits- und Musiklärmverordnung.
Straßenverkehrsordnung (§ 30 StVO)

Strafrecht
§ 325a Abs. 1 StGB („Verursachen von Lärm, Erschütterungen und nichtionisierenden Strahlen“; hier: durch den Betrieb einer Anlage)
#22 to #4 - willindor
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(02/16/2013) [-]
Ich habe es nicht gewust.
#23 to #22 - goobyman
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#24 to #23 - willindor
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(02/16/2013) [-]
I don't think you understand what I meant. I used the only German phrase I knew.
#6 to #4 - anon
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Guten tag.
#3 to #2 - goobyman
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(02/15/2013) [-]
is kein scheiss du assi
#8 to #3 - turian
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Es kann!! du mongo
#28 - SuitUp
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(02/16/2013) [-]
Get a hyperbolic one instead. Much better.
#29 to #28 - Scorch
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(02/16/2013) [-]
I'm nut sure but I think they would work evenly well
#30 to #29 - SuitUp
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(02/16/2013) [-]
Nah Hyperbolics are much better for that kind of thing. It's why your cars headlights will be semi-hyperbolic rather than just a simple any-old parabola.

There's some pretty neat maths going on around hyperbolics.
#31 to #30 - Scorch
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(02/16/2013) [-]
yea I know the maths:

hyperbolics send waves originating from it focus point in one direction in neat parallel lines towards one direction

eliptical send them from one focus point to the other one
#32 to #31 - Scorch
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(02/16/2013) [-]
*well not the math has somethign to do with concruenze and F and Z angle etc. but I'm not gonna write that down on FJ
#33 to #32 - unggoy
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(02/16/2013) [-]
#40 - atheistzilla
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(02/16/2013) [-]
JUST USE CAPS-LOCK!
#41 to #40 - godot
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(02/16/2013) [-]
YEAH!
#34 - aguta
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(02/16/2013) [-]
**aguta rolled a random image posted in comment #46 at morning ** OP's girlfriend
#25 - lindow
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(02/16/2013) [-]
No credit for XKCD?

If you're gonna post a webcomic at least tell people where it's from in the description -.-
#12 - WazzapDude
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(02/16/2013) [-]
It's funny cause before this there was content with a penis shaped cookie
#35 - thelegitmetalhead
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(02/16/2013) [-]
This has nothing to do with penis cookies.
Also, sauce is xkcd.com for those of you wondering.
#36 to #35 - ninjaofdarkness [OP]
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(02/16/2013) [-]
I know
i just like penis cookies...
#38 to #36 - thelegitmetalhead
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(02/16/2013) [-]
I need to go make penis-shaped cookies now. I will decorate the tips with pink frosting
#5 - sonjaynooy
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(02/15/2013) [-]
then she moves her bed to the right
#15 - shinote
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(02/16/2013) [-]
Don't really know how an elliptically shaped dish would help through walls, though I have never seen it tested so I cannot say for sure.

Either way, I love loud women, not like asian women loud, but loud enough.