Give them a dildo, that's safe!. My whole fapfolder -> bit. ly/Yv7JSH. You are 8 times more likely to be killed by a police officer than a terrorist. tumber. Except this doesn't account for the fact that I'm not a criminal. give the police a Dildo instead
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Give them a dildo, that's safe!

Give them a dildo, that's safe!. My whole fapfolder -> bit. ly/Yv7JSH. You are 8 times more likely to be killed by a police officer than a terrorist. tumber. Except this doesn't account for the fact that I'm not a criminal.

My whole fapfolder -> bit. ly/Yv7JSH

You are 8 times more likely to be killed
by a police officer than a terrorist.
tumber
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User avatar #47 - peterzegreek (02/16/2013) [-]
WTF FUN FACT #69420BLAZEITFAGGOT.

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User avatar #13 - grahamcracker (02/15/2013) [-]
Except this doesn't account for the fact that I'm not a criminal.
#122 to #13 - pabloenis (02/16/2013) [-]
It doesn't matter if you live in America. They'll shoot at you just for fun.
It doesn't matter if you live in America. They'll shoot at you just for fun.
User avatar #184 to #122 - garentei (02/16/2013) [-]
Why?
#15 to #13 - dorberg (02/15/2013) [-]
You spelled black wrong
User avatar #18 to #15 - jokersaysamuseme (02/15/2013) [-]
There are two kinds of people
User avatar #74 to #18 - brettyoke (02/16/2013) [-]
HARHEHHOHAHAHHAR HE QUOTED TUMBLR GUISE
User avatar #224 to #74 - jokersaysamuseme (02/16/2013) [-]
Cool story bro
User avatar #45 - gnillort (02/16/2013) [-]
yeah cause how ****** often do you interact with terrorists?
User avatar #75 to #45 - ningyoaijin (02/16/2013) [-]
About the same as I interact with police officers...
#41 - minnesotaids (02/15/2013) [-]
Okay
Then let's all go to Iraq.
There aren't any police there...
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#73 - iamphoenix (02/16/2013) [-]
Probably because I'm a **** of a lot more likely to see a cop than a terrorist.
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#78 to #73 - chiopet (02/16/2013) [-]
**** man, that was more right than my right hand.
User avatar #156 to #78 - setittowumbo (02/16/2013) [-]
*Girlfriend.
User avatar #28 - waaw (02/15/2013) [-]
You're more likely to be killed by a family member than a terrorist. We should not have families, just to make it safe.
#59 to #28 - fullbodycondom (02/16/2013) [-]
Way ahead of you, man.
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#36 to #21 - Rascal (02/15/2013) [-]
Unless you're black.
#19 - CollinTB (02/15/2013) [-]
That might matter if there were nearly as many terrorists in the States are there are cops.
That might matter if there were nearly as many terrorists in the States are there are cops.
User avatar #22 to #19 - tehlulzbringer (02/15/2013) [-]
Wikipedia says there are about 2.5 million muslims in the US and only 800k policemen
#24 to #22 - CollinTB (02/15/2013) [-]
You're right, every Muslim is a terrorist.
You're right, every Muslim is a terrorist.
User avatar #26 to #24 - tehlulzbringer (02/15/2013) [-]
I'm muslim and I can confirm that we're all terorists
User avatar #29 to #24 - damncheese (02/15/2013) [-]
Not every muslim is a terrorist

but every terrorist is a muslim
#53 to #29 - fnerkfnerk (02/16/2013) [-]
The FARC, Aum Shinrikyo, Epanastatiki Pyrines, Communist Party of India, Communist Part of Turkey, Conspiracy of Fire Nuclei, ETA, Fianna Éireann, International Sikh Youth Federation, Irish National Liberation Army, Irish People's Liberation Organisation, Provisional Irish Republican Army, Kach and Kahane Chai, Loyalist Volunteer Force, Maoist Communist Centre of India, National Democratic Front of Bodoland, ELN, National Liberation Front of Tripura, People's Liberation Army of Manipur, PREPAK, Real Irish Republican Army, Red Hand Defenders, Revolutionary Organization 17 November, Revolutionary Party of Kurdistan, Revolutionary People's Liberation Party–Front, Saor Éire, Shining Path, Tamil Nadu Liberation Army, Tamil National Retrieval Troops, Ulster Defence Association, Ulster Volunteer Force, United National Liberation Front, and United Self-Defense Forces of Colombia would like to have a word with you.
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User avatar #37 to #33 - damncheese (02/15/2013) [-]
I was trying to make a racist joke, but thanks for implying your info.

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User avatar #79 - lamarsmithgot (02/16/2013) [-]
they make it seem like cops just shoot people for no good reason. of course once in a blue moon a cop will do something terrible like that, but i feel like cops get a lot of hate for no good reason. they're just people like us, who need to do SOMETHING to make a living. they put their lives on the line for us, and for **** pay at that.
User avatar #5 - commanderbunbun (02/15/2013) [-]
i'm 8 times more likely to SEE a police officer. it's like how most shark attacks happen in 3 ft deep water. That's because that's where all the people are.
User avatar #10 to #5 - Mahazama (02/15/2013) [-]
Statistics can mean anything, that's what people don't understand.
User avatar #11 - CrossBowPloxz (02/15/2013) [-]
Ya if you're black...

had to do it sorry.
#195 to #11 - greenthegunstar (02/16/2013) [-]
No, no, no, it's fine...

That part actually is true.
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#113 to #12 - Rascal (02/16/2013) [-]
i've never seen flashing white lights on a cop car...








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User avatar #16 to #12 - garvielxloken (02/15/2013) [-]
Shouldn't have run that stop sign >_>
#163 to #12 - hillbillypowpow (02/16/2013) [-]
Red white and blue.
three colors.
half life three is confirmed
#194 - Deeticky ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #115 - onceman (02/16/2013) [-]
Probably cause the police to terrorist ratio is 1000:1
#42 - ryuklovesapples (02/15/2013) [-]
I'm tired of seeing these.
I'm tired of seeing these.
#65 to #42 - rsoxtom (02/16/2013) [-]
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#63 - dashgamer (02/16/2013) [-]
That isn't a fact, that's just a manipulation of statistics.
User avatar #215 - calawesome (02/16/2013) [-]
Fun fact: You're a hundred times more likely to swallow man milk if your funnyjunk name is Helltharr.
#216 to #215 - konradkurze (02/16/2013) [-]
true story
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