Give them a dildo, that's safe!. My whole fapfolder -> bit. ly/Yv7JSH. You are 8 times more likely to be killed by a police officer than a terrorist. tumber. Except this doesn't account for the fact that I'm not a criminal.
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You are 8 times more likely to be killed
by a police officer than a terrorist.
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User avatar #13 - grahamcracker (02/15/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Except this doesn't account for the fact that I'm not a criminal.
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#12 - rainbowadash **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #45 - gnillort (02/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
yeah cause how ****** often do you interact with terrorists?
User avatar #47 - peterzegreek (02/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #5 - commanderbunbun (02/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i'm 8 times more likely to SEE a police officer. it's like how most shark attacks happen in 3 ft deep water. That's because that's where all the people are.
#41 - minnesotaids (02/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Okay
Then let's all go to Iraq.
There aren't any police there...
#19 - CollinTB (02/15/2013) [+] (8 replies)
That might matter if there were nearly as many terrorists in the States are there are cops.
That might matter if there were nearly as many terrorists in the States are there are cops.
#73 - iamphoenix (02/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Probably because I'm a **** of a lot more likely to see a cop than a terrorist.
User avatar #28 - waaw (02/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You're more likely to be killed by a family member than a terrorist. We should not have families, just to make it safe.
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#63 - dashgamer (02/16/2013) [-]
That isn't a fact, that's just a manipulation of statistics.
User avatar #79 - lamarsmithgot (02/16/2013) [-]
they make it seem like cops just shoot people for no good reason. of course once in a blue moon a cop will do something terrible like that, but i feel like cops get a lot of hate for no good reason. they're just people like us, who need to do SOMETHING to make a living. they put their lives on the line for us, and for **** pay at that.
#84 - toomuchmonster (02/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
ah im so relieved, i was hoping that when i deploy i didnt get killed out there
#85 to #84 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (02/16/2013) [-]
well hopefully you don't run into 8 terrorists and a cop
User avatar #11 - CrossBowPloxz (02/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Ya if you're black...

had to do it sorry.
#140 - freight (02/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
mfw when ********* in the comments
#149 to #147 - freight (02/16/2013) [-]
yes but....
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User avatar #115 - onceman (02/16/2013) [-]
Probably cause the police to terrorist ratio is 1000:1
#112 - ChristOnACracker (02/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
<---- And that's why I always say...
#42 - ryuklovesapples (02/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm tired of seeing these.
I'm tired of seeing these.
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