Give them a dildo, that's safe!. My whole fapfolder -> bit. ly/Yv7JSH. You are 8 times more likely to be killed by a police officer than a terrorist. tumber. Except this doesn't account for the fact that I'm not a criminal. give the police a Dildo instead
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#13 - grahamcracker
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Except this doesn't account for the fact that I'm not a criminal.
#122 to #13 - pabloenis
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(02/16/2013) [-]
It doesn't matter if you live in America. They'll shoot at you just for fun.
It doesn't matter if you live in America. They'll shoot at you just for fun.
#184 to #122 - garentei
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(02/16/2013) [-]
Why?
#15 to #13 - dorberg ONLINE
Reply +19
(02/15/2013) [-]
You spelled black wrong
#18 to #15 - jokersaysamuseme ONLINE
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(02/15/2013) [-]
There are two kinds of people
#74 to #18 - brettyoke
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(02/16/2013) [-]
HARHEHHOHAHAHHAR HE QUOTED TUMBLR GUISE
#224 to #74 - jokersaysamuseme ONLINE
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(02/16/2013) [-]
Cool story bro
#12 - rainbowadash **User deleted account**
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#16 to #12 - garvielxloken
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Shouldn't have run that stop sign >_>
#113 to #12 - anon
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(02/16/2013) [-]
i've never seen flashing white lights on a cop car...








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#163 to #12 - hillbillypowpow
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(02/16/2013) [-]
Red white and blue.
three colors.
half life three is confirmed
#45 - gnillort
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(02/16/2013) [-]
yeah cause how ****** often do you interact with terrorists?
#75 to #45 - ningyoaijin
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(02/16/2013) [-]
About the same as I interact with police officers...
#47 - peterzegreek
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(02/16/2013) [-]
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#5 - commanderbunbun
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(02/15/2013) [-]
i'm 8 times more likely to SEE a police officer. it's like how most shark attacks happen in 3 ft deep water. That's because that's where all the people are.
#10 to #5 - Mahazama
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Statistics can mean anything, that's what people don't understand.
#41 - minnesotaids
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Okay
Then let's all go to Iraq.
There aren't any police there...
#49 to #41 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account**
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#19 - CollinTB
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(02/15/2013) [-]
That might matter if there were nearly as many terrorists in the States are there are cops.
That might matter if there were nearly as many terrorists in the States are there are cops.
#22 to #19 - tehlulzbringer
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Wikipedia says there are about 2.5 million muslims in the US and only 800k policemen
#24 to #22 - CollinTB
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(02/15/2013) [-]
You're right, every Muslim is a terrorist.
You're right, every Muslim is a terrorist.
#26 to #24 - tehlulzbringer
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(02/15/2013) [-]
I'm muslim and I can confirm that we're all terorists
#29 to #24 - damncheese
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Not every muslim is a terrorist

but every terrorist is a muslim
#53 to #29 - fnerkfnerk
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(02/16/2013) [-]
The FARC, Aum Shinrikyo, Epanastatiki Pyrines, Communist Party of India, Communist Part of Turkey, Conspiracy of Fire Nuclei, ETA, Fianna Éireann, International Sikh Youth Federation, Irish National Liberation Army, Irish People's Liberation Organisation, Provisional Irish Republican Army, Kach and Kahane Chai, Loyalist Volunteer Force, Maoist Communist Centre of India, National Democratic Front of Bodoland, ELN, National Liberation Front of Tripura, People's Liberation Army of Manipur, PREPAK, Real Irish Republican Army, Red Hand Defenders, Revolutionary Organization 17 November, Revolutionary Party of Kurdistan, Revolutionary People's Liberation Party–Front, Saor Éire, Shining Path, Tamil Nadu Liberation Army, Tamil National Retrieval Troops, Ulster Defence Association, Ulster Volunteer Force, United National Liberation Front, and United Self-Defense Forces of Colombia would like to have a word with you.
#33 to #29 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account**
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#37 to #33 - damncheese
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(02/15/2013) [-]
I was trying to make a racist joke, but thanks for implying your info.

#38 to #37 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account**
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#28 - waaw
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(02/15/2013) [-]
You're more likely to be killed by a family member than a terrorist. We should not have families, just to make it safe.
#59 to #28 - fullbodycondom
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(02/16/2013) [-]
Way ahead of you, man.
#21 - pancakedroppings **User deleted account**
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#36 to #21 - anon
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Unless you're black.
#63 - dashgamer
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(02/16/2013) [-]
That isn't a fact, that's just a manipulation of statistics.