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#15 - Dragma (02/16/2013) [-]
#18 - bigdogmt (02/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
my favorite
#7 - fellthatsexydrop (02/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I used to work at a drive in where we serve four sizes. Small, medium, large and route 44. One day there was a really black lady, (now let me just say this bitch had been coming here for months and we always 						****					 up her order somehow, she bitches, but still comes back, whenever we saw her car we knew what was gonna go down, but today she was extra bitchy...) we do our little intro skit of 'Hi, welcome to sjhsdfhj, my name is hjhjhjfsd, can I take your order?' She would sit there for a bit, smacking her mouth (Jesus it would piss me off she would do it so loud) then she would finally say 'Urrrrrrmmmm. Gimme a medium root fouty-fo.' Slight problem here, she didn't state the kind of drink she wanted, nor the size. So I would answer with, 'I'm sorry could you say that one more time?' She would get short tempered and start getting loud. 'I SAAAAIIIIID A MEDIUM ROOT FOUTY-FO'!' I asked her what kind of drink she would like and she went damn 						********					 'GIMME YO' MAN'GAH! I NEEDA TALKA HER!' Then our manager went out there, they talked and the customer drove off.   
 I was written up...     
   
						****					 off Sonic
I used to work at a drive in where we serve four sizes. Small, medium, large and route 44. One day there was a really black lady, (now let me just say this bitch had been coming here for months and we always **** up her order somehow, she bitches, but still comes back, whenever we saw her car we knew what was gonna go down, but today she was extra bitchy...) we do our little intro skit of 'Hi, welcome to sjhsdfhj, my name is hjhjhjfsd, can I take your order?' She would sit there for a bit, smacking her mouth (Jesus it would piss me off she would do it so loud) then she would finally say 'Urrrrrrmmmm. Gimme a medium root fouty-fo.' Slight problem here, she didn't state the kind of drink she wanted, nor the size. So I would answer with, 'I'm sorry could you say that one more time?' She would get short tempered and start getting loud. 'I SAAAAIIIIID A MEDIUM ROOT FOUTY-FO'!' I asked her what kind of drink she would like and she went damn ******** 'GIMME YO' MAN'GAH! I NEEDA TALKA HER!' Then our manager went out there, they talked and the customer drove off.
I was written up...

**** off Sonic
#6 - deletedmyaccount (02/15/2013) [-]
Better yet, make it extra medium.
#19 - dickticklerluv (02/16/2013) [-]
Wanna spin the pie?   
Pizza pizza pie!   
Every minute every second,   
Pie pie pie pie pie!
Wanna spin the pie?
Pizza pizza pie!
Every minute every second,
Pie pie pie pie pie!
#25 - imcadence (02/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #40 - morbidbreath (02/16/2013) [-]
BY MEDIUM HE MEANS THE WAY HE WANTS IT COOKED.
#31 - falconxmard (02/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #20 - BmanX ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
And then you realize that so many people say this kind of stuff without being high. Working at Tim Hortons teaches you this.
#41 - comanderspy (02/16/2013) [-]
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#39 - mufdvr (02/16/2013) [-]
I used to call the local pizza place and order "a large Hawaiian on a small base with no pineapple and no ham" they got to know me quite well and always sent my BBQ meatlovers with pineapple bacon and prawns.
User avatar #10 - CJKnightlyPM (02/16/2013) [-]
I work at a Dunkin Donuts (I close so I work 3pm to 11pm four nights a week) and every day a super stoned kid comes through and orders and medium small iced coffee. We know what he likes so we just tell him to drive up and we make it for him. He always leaves all his change as a tip even if he pays with a $20, probably not on purpose, so he's my favorite customer.
User avatar #9 - Thenewguygunther (02/15/2013) [-]
you all think he's an idiot but he's actually a statistical genius


you see he knows that not all mediums are equal, so he demands that they prepare him two pizzas that are in the largest percentile of medium pizzas, this way he manages to maximize the amount of pizza he gets for his money as he is also a master economist.
#5 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
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Is this not one of the earliest of that meme?
#2 - anonexplains (02/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I once asked for a Whopper at McDonald's.

To which I instantly corrected myself and instead asked for a "McWhopper".
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