Fucking Valentine's. Bitching couples. who needs a Valentine' s date when you can get married in Skyrim? And has dragons Like 'Comment ' 'Share. holy man!!! saw your post and thought the person looked familiar lmao its Marcus by the way lol also I agree completely Fucking Valentine's Bitching couples who needs a Valentine' s date when you can get married in Skyrim? And has dragons Like 'Comment ' 'Share holy man!!! saw your post and thought the person looked familiar lmao its Marcus by way lol also I agree completely
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#6 - salfordstudent
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(02/15/2013) [-]
holy ****** **** man!!! saw your post and thought the person looked familiar lmao
its Marcus by the way lol
also I agree completely
#61 to #6 - toastableduckling
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#65 to #61 - kingpongthedon
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Marcus
#7 to #6 - rowdyzorz
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(02/15/2013) [-]
OP dont listen to him i'm the real Marcus!
User avatar #9 to #7 - disturbeddemon
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Wtf guys? Why are you all pretending to be me? I'm Marcus,
User avatar #10 to #9 - AliCattLovee
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Guys stop, this isn't funny.** I'M** the real Marcus.
#12 to #10 - auda
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(02/15/2013) [-]
This is how you all sound like.   
I love you.
This is how you all sound like.
I love you.
User avatar #21 to #12 - tazze
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(02/15/2013) [-]
So won't the real Marcus please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
#57 to #21 - hilariousrubbish
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(02/16/2013) [-]
I AM MARCUS
I AM MARCUS
User avatar #53 to #12 - NutHut
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(02/16/2013) [-]
I can confirm this, I am Spartacus.
#23 to #7 - MasterMario
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(02/15/2013) [-]
I am marcus
User avatar #51 to #7 - bitchpleaseshutup
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(02/16/2013) [-]
I'm the real Marcus
Yes I'm the real Marcus
All you others Marcuses
Are just imitating
So won't the real Marcus please stand up
#25 to #7 - fencingchamp
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(02/15/2013) [-]
i'm marcus!
#17 to #7 - ZalgotheImminent
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But I'm Marcus.
#13 to #7 - fencingchamp
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#22 to #13 - pedobearseviltwin
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Marcus
User avatar #24 to #13 - disturbeddemon
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Marcus Aurelius, who might you be?
#11 - felixjarl
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And then the dragons kill your wife.
User avatar #42 to #11 - coolioplasm
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(02/16/2013) [-]
You make it sound as if this is inhevitable
User avatar #14 to #11 - Blargosnarf
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Why would you let your wife out of the hou... wow, that sounds so much more horrible than I intended...
#15 to #14 - felixjarl
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Not bad mate, not bad at all.
User avatar #60 to #14 - darthblam
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(02/16/2013) [-]
Pretty much how it is when I married Uthgerd the Unbroken.
I'm a stealthy kind of guy that sneaks up on people, but it's hard as **** to do when her sneak is apparently so low she makes every person in a building aware of our location just by taking a single step.
#16 - anon id: 1773093f
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(02/15/2013) [-]
That's the only way a gamer would get married. ******* loser virgins lol
#55 to #16 - AmaterasuNoOkami
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(02/16/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#18 to #16 - joshythehipster
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Anon, no-one cares. Come back with an account and we'll take you seriously :)
#43 to #16 - breakfastskippa
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(02/16/2013) [-]
Whoa relax bro.
User avatar #19 to #16 - HarvietheDinkle
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(02/15/2013) [-]
says the guy who took the time to comment this on funnyjunk.
#20 - responsibletim
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(02/15/2013) [-]
>Yesterday
>Feel lonely, marry Aela the Huntress
>Cry
User avatar #30 to #20 - markowuzhere
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(02/16/2013) [-]
stupid ************
User avatar #73 to #20 - boydaranga
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(02/16/2013) [-]
ysolda all the way.
#36 - hidanthatbitch
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User avatar #38 to #36 - beavisnbutthead
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i dont know, but i ******* hate it when retarded swagfags post **** like this on facebook.
#41 to #38 - feedmemdma
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(02/16/2013) [-]
Where did swagfags come into it?
#54 to #38 - lejontronman
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(02/16/2013) [-]
Thanks, but no one really cares.
#40 to #38 - hidanthatbitch
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Swagfag? I dont even ..
Swagfag? I dont even ..
#27 - dannycharlton [OP]
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(02/15/2013) [-]
>Housemate has a date
>Go onto his Skyrim save, prison cell
>Serve time, see some ****, go and visit his wife in Whiterun
>Kill her, strip her and put her corpse in the fire
>Go back to the prison and save
>Few weeks later I hear him complain that his wife must have died in a dragon attack
>I have a lot of free time
User avatar #52 to #27 - rokkarokkaali
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(02/16/2013) [-]
Dude, my game crashes if I sleep in jail. Because I had so many items on me that it lags to hell. Apparently I have 9000+ Riften Jail keys in my inventory, as the chest that holds my stuff has.
#34 - yousmelllikepoopy **User deleted account**
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#39 to #34 - neznanc **User deleted account**
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You are right!
#63 to #34 - tytocorvus
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No happiness my ass
No happiness my ass
#35 to #34 - sphyrna
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#56 - whydidigetbanned
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#26 - mishaestrin
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