Fucking Valentine's. Bitching couples. who needs a Valentine' s date when you can get married in Skyrim? And has dragons Like 'Comment ' 'Share. holy man!!! saw your post and thought the person looked familiar lmao its Marcus by the way lol also I agree completely
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#11 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
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And then the dragons kill your wife.
User avatar #42 to #11 - coolioplasm (02/16/2013) [-]
You make it sound as if this is inhevitable
User avatar #14 to #11 - Blargosnarf (02/15/2013) [-]
Why would you let your wife out of the hou... wow, that sounds so much more horrible than I intended...
#15 to #14 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
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Not bad mate, not bad at all.
User avatar #60 to #14 - darthblam (02/16/2013) [-]
Pretty much how it is when I married Uthgerd the Unbroken.
I'm a stealthy kind of guy that sneaks up on people, but it's hard as **** to do when her sneak is apparently so low she makes every person in a building aware of our location just by taking a single step.
#20 - responsibletim (02/15/2013) [-]
>Yesterday
>Feel lonely, marry Aela the Huntress
>Cry
User avatar #73 to #20 - boydaranga ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
ysolda all the way.
#6 - salfordstudent (02/15/2013) [-]
holy ****** **** man!!! saw your post and thought the person looked familiar lmao
its Marcus by the way lol
also I agree completely
#65 to #61 - kingpongthedon (02/16/2013) [-]
Marcus
#7 to #6 - rowdyzorz (02/15/2013) [-]
OP dont listen to him i'm the real Marcus!
User avatar #9 to #7 - disturbeddemon (02/15/2013) [-]
Wtf guys? Why are you all pretending to be me? I'm Marcus,
User avatar #10 to #9 - AliCattLovee (02/15/2013) [-]
Guys stop, this isn't funny.** I'M** the real Marcus.
#12 to #10 - auda (02/15/2013) [-]
This is how you all sound like.   
I love you.
This is how you all sound like.
I love you.
User avatar #21 to #12 - tazze (02/15/2013) [-]
So won't the real Marcus please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
#57 to #21 - hilariousrubbish ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
I AM MARCUS
I AM MARCUS
User avatar #53 to #12 - NutHut ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
I can confirm this, I am Spartacus.
#23 to #7 - MasterMario (02/15/2013) [-]
I am marcus
User avatar #51 to #7 - bitchpleaseshutup (02/16/2013) [-]
I'm the real Marcus
Yes I'm the real Marcus
All you others Marcuses
Are just imitating
So won't the real Marcus please stand up
#25 to #7 - fencingchamp (02/15/2013) [-]
i'm marcus!
#17 to #7 - ZalgotheImminent (02/15/2013) [-]
But I'm Marcus.
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User avatar #24 to #13 - disturbeddemon (02/15/2013) [-]
Marcus Aurelius, who might you be?
User avatar #38 to #36 - beavisnbutthead (02/16/2013) [-]
i dont know, but i ******* hate it when retarded swagfags post **** like this on facebook.
#41 to #38 - feedmemdma (02/16/2013) [-]
Where did swagfags come into it?
#54 to #38 - lejontronman (02/16/2013) [-]
Thanks, but no one really cares.
#40 to #38 - hidanthatbitch (02/16/2013) [-]
Swagfag? I dont even ..
Swagfag? I dont even ..
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#39 to #34 - neznanc **User deleted account** (02/16/2013) [-]
You are right!
#63 to #34 - tytocorvus (02/16/2013) [-]
No happiness my ass
No happiness my ass
#27 - dannycharlton (02/15/2013) [-]
>Housemate has a date
>Go onto his Skyrim save, prison cell
>Serve time, see some **** , go and visit his wife in Whiterun
>Kill her, strip her and put her corpse in the fire
>Go back to the prison and save
>Few weeks later I hear him complain that his wife must have died in a dragon attack
>I have a lot of free time
User avatar #52 to #27 - rokkarokkaali (02/16/2013) [-]
Dude, my game crashes if I sleep in jail. Because I had so many items on me that it lags to hell. Apparently I have 9000+ Riften Jail keys in my inventory, as the chest that holds my stuff has.
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#50 - hardongo ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
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#29 - peterzegreek (02/16/2013) [-]
Which one of you is THE REAL MARCUS?
#33 to #29 - anon (02/16/2013) [-]
i thought it was a penis at first.
#66 to #33 - anon (02/16/2013) [-]
So it wasn't just me then...
#48 - naes (02/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #4 - fargone (02/15/2013) [-]
But can you marry the dragons?
User avatar #8 to #4 - mvainer (02/15/2013) [-]
setrace.dragon
User avatar #28 to #4 - lolwatthe (02/15/2013) [-]
Closest you can get is a bitchy Argonaian.
User avatar #5 to #4 - heartlessrobot (02/15/2013) [-]
I'm sure there's a mod for that. And in real life, they manage to turn into a dragon eventually.
#49 - discardedslinky (02/16/2013) [-]
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#68 - breezykun (02/16/2013) [-]
do you like dragons? because i be dragon my balls on ya
#67 - thedevl (02/16/2013) [-]
From me, to You.
User avatar #70 to #67 - godot (02/16/2013) [-]
I have sympathetic feelings toward you, friend.
User avatar #71 to #70 - thedevl (02/16/2013) [-]
Thanks, bruddah.
User avatar #44 - makedonski (02/16/2013) [-]
A valid point. Now I'm off to play Skyrim.
#62 - anon (02/16/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MI NDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don't associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read m inds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don't like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don't like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won't be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
#72 to #62 - cheastnut (02/16/2013) [-]
god, why won't you just go away.
god, why won't you just go away.
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