Poor thing. . I' m not saying you' re fat but if I were to cumshot your chin you' d look like santa Mar claus Sept Q 32% Match 70% Friend 28% Enemy I' m not say
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Poor thing

I' m not saying you' re fat but if I were to cumshot your chin you' d look like santa Mar
claus
Sept Q 32% Match 70% Friend 28% Enemy
I' m not saying you' re a jerk or lack game, but that line makes me wonder if Mar
you' re stable.
I' m probably more stable than the chair you' re sitting on right now. You' re about Mar
as dimwitted as you are bloated. All can be forgiven though if you whip off that
bra and give me a shot of those milk duds.
I” I' m not interested. You' re wasting your time. Mar
Cmon baby quit playing hard to get. You know you want my male syrup on your Maw
pancakes.
You can only play that card for so long before your carnal desires kick in and Mar
you' re licking my profile picture. I want to smear you in green paint and spank
you like a disobedient avocado.
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User avatar #19 - thenewgizmobox (02/16/2013) [-]
"i want to paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado"
i know this guy is an asshole and everything but i'll give him points for being a clever asshole.
#1 - nunubot (02/15/2013) [-]
I want to smear you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
I want to smear you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
#14 - broorb (02/16/2013) [-]
now, if the roles were reversed, and it was a girl ripping the piss outta fat bloke, it'd have a million red thumbs and you'd all be frothing at the mouths   
   
			*******		 hypocrites
now, if the roles were reversed, and it was a girl ripping the piss outta fat bloke, it'd have a million red thumbs and you'd all be frothing at the mouths

******* hypocrites
User avatar #34 to #14 - toosexyforyou (02/16/2013) [-]
The reason this is liked and has a lot of thumbs is because it's hilarious which is what the majority of funnyjunk users want. People don't realize that the majority of funnyjunk isn't people who thumb up, comment, or upload. The majority of funnyjunk all "Next" through every post and chuckle at a couple. The guy was pretty funny in this one though even though he's being a jerk to the girl but who the **** cares about that? Much worse things are said to people in real life and you want to cry about a random stranger on the internet picking on a fat girl?
#37 to #34 - broorb (02/16/2013) [-]
oh, no, if we laughed at everyone equally it'd be fine, but we don't - we pick and choose, and that's being a hypocritical dickcheese whether you like it or not
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#8 - xsap (02/15/2013) [-]
that guy is a dick...
that guy is a dick...
User avatar #33 to #8 - toosexyforyou (02/16/2013) [-]
But he made me laugh so he's a pretty cool guy.
#6 - kingarther (02/15/2013) [-]
Fat girls are built for speed, they have extra padding
Fat girls are built for speed, they have extra padding
#9 to #6 - bendeman ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
I never understood why the artist drew Tali with penis feet...   
Gif unrelated
I never understood why the artist drew Tali with penis feet...
Gif unrelated
#12 to #9 - bakinboy (02/15/2013) [-]
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#31 to #12 - reduxalicious ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #32 - Hreidmar ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
While he is an asshole, I'll admit. I did laugh. He is a clever asshole.

Still an asshole though.
#18 - reduxalicious ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
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#20 - iamphoenix (02/16/2013) [-]
Oh /fit/.
User avatar #5 - charagrin (02/15/2013) [-]
wut
User avatar #24 - konradkurze (02/16/2013) [-]
sad how assholes like that are allowed to have kids
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User avatar #36 to #27 - konradkurze (02/16/2013) [-]
fat people arent inherently bad, just have bad lifestyles that make/keep them fat

some are assholes some are good people
#21 - merrymarvelite (02/16/2013) [-]
I'd still do her.
#23 - anon (02/16/2013) [-]
looks like theres a lot of fat chicks on funnyjunk, judging by the comments
#30 to #23 - Vincenzo (02/16/2013) [-]
Who cares what they think? Fatties are less than human, how someone could choose to live as an oxygen thief that needs a cart to get around is beyond me. How exactly does someone like that look at themselves in the mirror and honestly like what they see? How do they not get overpowering urge to fix their life and not get into something resembling a self sufficient person?

What's worse there's people in America who live a life of such obesity that they can't even wipe their own ass without assistance of tools or other people. What are you waiting for, a carved stone tablet from god telling you that you've ****** up somewhere? I think that sign was about 40 exits ago. The fat acceptance movement needs to die and fat shaming needs to become standard. If you're fat and reading this, I hope the feeling filling you right now is shame at the life you live. Fix it while you still can.
#11 - bakinboy (02/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #10 - Orinoga (02/15/2013) [-]
Well.. I have to say she does look like a ripe tomato...
#35 - DirtyShizno (02/16/2013) [-]
Well I think she is cute.

**** that guy.
#26 - feelythefeel ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
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