Poor thing. . I' m not saying you' re fat but if I were to cumshot your chin you' d look like santa Mar claus Sept Q 32% Match 70% Friend 28% Enemy I' m not say
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Poor thing

I' m not saying you' re fat but if I were to cumshot your chin you' d look like santa Mar
claus
Sept Q 32% Match 70% Friend 28% Enemy
I' m not saying you' re a jerk or lack game, but that line makes me wonder if Mar
you' re stable.
I' m probably more stable than the chair you' re sitting on right now. You' re about Mar
as dimwitted as you are bloated. All can be forgiven though if you whip off that
bra and give me a shot of those milk duds.
I” I' m not interested. You' re wasting your time. Mar
Cmon baby quit playing hard to get. You know you want my male syrup on your Maw
pancakes.
You can only play that card for so long before your carnal desires kick in and Mar
you' re licking my profile picture. I want to smear you in green paint and spank
you like a disobedient avocado.
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#8 - xsap (02/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
that guy is a dick...
that guy is a dick...
#1 - nunubot (02/15/2013) [-]
I want to smear you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
I want to smear you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
#14 - broorb (02/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
now, if the roles were reversed, and it was a girl ripping the piss outta fat bloke, it'd have a million red thumbs and you'd all be frothing at the mouths   
   
						*******					 hypocrites
now, if the roles were reversed, and it was a girl ripping the piss outta fat bloke, it'd have a million red thumbs and you'd all be frothing at the mouths

******* hypocrites
#16 - breakfastskippa ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #19 - thenewgizmobox (02/16/2013) [-]
"i want to paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado"
i know this guy is an asshole and everything but i'll give him points for being a clever asshole.
#6 - kingarther (02/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Fat girls are built for speed, they have extra padding
Fat girls are built for speed, they have extra padding
User avatar #32 - Hreidmar (02/16/2013) [-]
While he is an asshole, I'll admit. I did laugh. He is a clever asshole.

Still an asshole though.
+6
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#18 - reduxalicious (02/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #24 - konradkurze (02/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
sad how assholes like that are allowed to have kids
#21 - merrymarvelite (02/16/2013) [-]
I'd still do her.
User avatar #5 - charagrin (02/15/2013) [-]
wut
#26 - feelythefeel (02/16/2013) [-]
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#23 - anonymous (02/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
looks like theres a lot of fat chicks on funnyjunk, judging by the comments
#22 - sirbrentcoe (02/16/2013) [-]
...wat?
...wat?
#20 - iamphoenix (02/16/2013) [-]
Oh /fit/.
#35 - DirtyShizno (02/16/2013) [-]
Well I think she is cute.

**** that guy.
User avatar #4 - nyj (02/15/2013) [-]
You gotta do a couple 2s to get to a 10.
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