twiighters. . Twilight' s like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, audits billion fans insist you just don' t understand.. I say the same about American Football


What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#51 - upsideyourface (02/16/2013) [-]
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#44 - einhetvin (02/16/2013) [-]
except the majority of the word doesnt watch twilight
User avatar #66 to #44 - kirluu (02/16/2013) [-]
Which part of the word would you say watches twilight?
#70 to #66 - einhetvin (02/16/2013) [-]
a minority
a minority
User avatar #107 to #70 - kirluu (02/16/2013) [-]
Well said.
#101 - Ruspanic ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
>billions of fans
#58 - lempersy (02/16/2013) [-]
Twilight is a terrible movie. Soccer is an amazing sport. But you wouldn't understand.
#42 - younglegend (02/16/2013) [-]
Futbol is amazing and football is amazing lets just leave it at that
Futbol is amazing and football is amazing lets just leave it at that
#1 - zzzapped (02/15/2013) [-]
I say the same about American Football
User avatar #103 to #1 - SpcRamon (02/16/2013) [-]
I think the only reason you are getting thumbs is because people just hate American football.

The statement itself doesn't make any sense what so ever. I don't know what you are trying to tell me, but i do believe American Football do score most of the time.

If this is suppose to be a sex joke, it still falls flat on its face cause it same damn thing.

I don't even like American football and I don't get your joke at all.
#105 to #1 - imnotkickthecat (02/16/2013) [-]
TIL: people get mad when you dont anti-football circle jerk with them.
User avatar #53 to #1 - thedustlord (02/16/2013) [-]
I agree, there's tons of scoring in American Football.
#8 to #1 - imnotkickthecat (02/15/2013) [-]
Except games of Football actually go up to scores of double digits.
Except games of Football actually go up to scores of double digits.
User avatar #9 to #8 - daniboi (02/15/2013) [-]
Becuase you can get 7 points for scoring once
User avatar #10 to #9 - imnotkickthecat (02/15/2013) [-]
and your point is?

soccer games end with 0-0 all the time.
User avatar #12 to #10 - daniboi (02/15/2013) [-]
FOOTBALL games does not end 0-0, if that was the case, it wouldn't have any reason to be played. How many touchdowns is there normally in a game of american football? 2-8? Football games normally have 2-8 goals. I'm not personally interested in football, but why would you close your eyes just to criticize something?
User avatar #30 to #12 - maxismahname (02/15/2013) [-]
plus it's easier to score in football. you just run and try to dodge big men. in soccer you have to get in a small area which is guarded
User avatar #14 to #12 - imnotkickthecat (02/15/2013) [-]
1st off, the game was invented with the name soccer, So that is what i am going to call it.

2nd, you are going into a whole different thing for no reason, the op said "and nobody scores", but #1 decided to make a bash on football, a game where almost everyone scores, so I pointed that out.
User avatar #24 to #14 - TheRealNinjaa (02/15/2013) [-]
The game was invented known as "Association Football" soccer was just an abbreviation.
User avatar #16 to #14 - daniboi (02/15/2013) [-]
But you were saying that in american football you score more than in football. But that's not really true, is it? I don't care about #1
#25 to #14 - anon (02/15/2013) [-]
handegg is a faggot sport and therefore you are a faggot
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User avatar #72 to #28 - shadowbane (02/16/2013) [-]
It's called **************************************** you ignorant faggot.
User avatar #18 to #10 - PedoBearsAcomin (02/15/2013) [-]
Football is by far the most popular sport in the world, so i have a feeling they don't always end 0-0
#20 to #8 - anon (02/15/2013) [-]
Dude, American-Football is a 10 minute game, spanned over three hours, consisting of a 10 to 15 second play, a 10 minute commercial break, and then an analysis of 5 minutes. By the way I live in the USA. I've never seen a worse excuse for a sport and the men that call themselves athletes.
User avatar #41 to #20 - tacopower (02/16/2013) [-]
I respect football very much, I've played it all my life, but I think we are low balling american football. They are both very physical sports and they also both have their flaws. In the end some people are just going to like some sports and some will like others.
User avatar #36 to #20 - sammyjankiis (02/15/2013) [-]
Your comment was true until the end when you said they are not athletes. Are you kidding me? These guys will rip your head off!
#21 to #20 - anon (02/15/2013) [-]
i can click the box too.

K opinions.
#74 to #1 - klaes (02/16/2013) [-]
As someone who has been watching association football from a very early age and playing american football for four years, I don't understand why there's so much argument about which sport is "superior".

I mean really, just stop to think about it for a second. These are two COMPLETELY different sports. The pace, the skills required, the build required, and the strategies are in two whole different domains.

It's like comparing synchronized swimming to pole vaulting, or ice hockey to street luge. To put in simpler terms, what everyone is arguing about isn't "my green apple is better than your red one" or vice versa, its more along the lines of "my cabbage is superior to your grapes".

On a personal note, I like both sports. They each have their great aspects, and arguing about it is pretty pointless.

To hardcore American football fanboys: The scores in games worth watching are rarely 0-0, and you have to remember that these points aren't 7 per score, they're one. Also, 11 players(rarely with substitutions) are running their asses off for 90 minutes and kicking at high speeds. NOT a pussy sport. Some very serious injuries occur in these games, and as much as you claim you hate it there is an amazing "flow" feeling in the higher level games.

To hardcore Association football fanboys: The breaks aren't really that bad outside of the NFL. If you watch a college or high school game, you'll soon begin to see the beauty of the sport. Trust me, it's not about a bunch of big sweaty men tackling each other and then taking a five minute break, it's about a group of players working as one force to accomplish a objective. The team work is beautiful, and if you can look past the long breaks, you should be able to appreciate that.

tl;dr: The two sports are so different it is both pointless and childish to try to argue that either one is better.
User avatar #47 to #1 - oceanfrank (02/16/2013) [-]
except we do score.... and all the extra points and safety's and breaks **** make it a much more dramatic game to watch. I know soccer and **** is fast paced and all but I seriously think that if people were to understand the rules of America Gridiron then they would be way more interested in it.
User avatar #82 to #47 - rainbowrush (02/16/2013) [-]
Whenever I watch American football there are 10 sec actual playing with 60s with other stuff in between.
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User avatar #63 to #61 - oceanfrank (02/16/2013) [-]
It's extremely fun to watch and play though.You never feel more alive than after barely making the 1st down on 3rd and 18 or bulldozing your way through the line to get the sack.
User avatar #64 to #63 - ryukyukids (02/16/2013) [-]
I'm not saying you're stupid for enjoying it, or that I don't see the appeal, It's just not my thing.
#80 to #64 - mrcowll ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
You guys forgot about hockey AKA the best sport ever. sorry if you don't think so.
User avatar #91 to #64 - oceanfrank (02/16/2013) [-]
i never said you said I was stupid for liking it, I respect people for liking sports. I'm just saying it's different once you truly understand a sport. You come to love it unless you just plain dont like it, there's no in between.
#69 to #64 - overkillcr (02/16/2013) [-]
Most civilized arguing in FJ ever..
User avatar #83 to #61 - ryukyukids (02/16/2013) [-]
okay since I'm getting a **** load of thumbs down, I guess that is wrong.
User avatar #40 - grahamcracker ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
Americans and non-americans arguing over which football is better...I'll just stick to watching hockey
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#13 - felixjarl (02/15/2013) [-]
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#2 - anon (02/15/2013) [-]
Are you sure that it's not the fact that America sucks donkey dick at football?
#56 to #2 - perfide (02/16/2013) [-]
America doesn't suck, Brazil and Argentina are great at football!
User avatar #11 to #2 - neonthethird (02/15/2013) [-]
...are you ******* kidding me?
User avatar #71 to #11 - meganinja (02/16/2013) [-]
Don't even try, we do suck at it. At least when compared to the better countries.
User avatar #111 to #71 - neonthethird (02/16/2013) [-]
not the women's team...
User avatar #113 to #111 - meganinja (02/16/2013) [-]
no, but nobody cares about the women's team. Did we win or come in second last time?
User avatar #114 to #113 - neonthethird (02/16/2013) [-]
we won...
User avatar #115 to #114 - meganinja (02/16/2013) [-]
Ahh for some reason I thought we had lost the finals. Yeah our women are good, but still nobody gives a **** .
#31 to #2 - jwash (02/15/2013) [-]
Our women are pretty ****** good
#55 - anon (02/16/2013) [-]
I sense many-a butthurt euros incoming...
#32 - poptartans (02/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #73 - meganinja (02/16/2013) [-]
Can anybody explain why people get so butthurt at the word "soccer"? I mean, I figured it was pretty clear that Americans use a slightly different language than people from most other English speaking countries. I don't see anybody get so upset over tire v tyre, gray v grey, or for having different names for an object, such as a lift v elevator, so why does everybody get so upset over the word soccer? The Americans already have a sport called football and nobody's honestly going to go around with two sports called football. It's confusing just looking at the comments when people are differentiating between the footballs.
#77 to #73 - leonjoker (02/16/2013) [-]
Perhaps i'ts the fact that football (the real one) was invented before american football, so americans just took the name and put it on their sport and then changed the name of the already existing one.
User avatar #104 to #77 - meganinja (02/16/2013) [-]
yeah I see what you're saying, but there's no real reason to get so upset over that.
User avatar #75 to #73 - ofmiceandmen (02/16/2013) [-]
People will find any reason to bash Americans.
User avatar #76 to #75 - meganinja (02/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #79 - machinegecko (02/16/2013) [-]
If only twilight actually had billions of fans
User avatar #86 to #79 - cazabrow (02/16/2013) [-]
lol, on the OC version of this (for FJ) i said the same thing and got top comment
#3 - anon (02/15/2013) [-]
Non-American butthurt in the comments
#4 - skyrimjobs (02/15/2013) [-]
You obviously have never seen a single football match.
User avatar #100 - cakezs (02/16/2013) [-]
Oh no, you called it soccer, BRACE FOR IMPACT
User avatar #96 - thewalruss (02/16/2013) [-]
Soccer is a better love story than twilight
#68 - anon (02/16/2013) [-]
Best **** ever!
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