Sex injuries

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(02/15/2013) [-]

Alright, craziest/most memorable places you've ever had sex: Go!

In a tree in a crowded public park. That white stuff on your shoulder wasn't bird poop

#7 to #3 - karmakoala

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no.

#15 - magishit

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#16 - silentscreams

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(02/16/2013) [-]

How does the wall break? That must be some really rough sex.

#17 to #16 - zenodc

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(02/16/2013) [-]

headboard of the bed rocking back and forth, slamming into the wall

#18 to #16 - robbyarcane

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(02/16/2013) [-]

if it's just drywall it's not too hard to break.

#21 to #16 - runeception

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Well I have ruined my wall twice, imagine she's on top and you're doing the work.
get a little to harsh on her and you can easily fly her head into the wall.
source: experience

#23 to #21 - silentscreams

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(02/16/2013) [-]

.... I stand corrected then.

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#8 to #6 - anon id: d36921c0

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the average length of sexual intercourse is 15 minutes.

3000x15 = 45000
45000/60 = 750 hours.
750/24 = 31.25

31.25 days of solid sex, excluding foreplay (which can be hours) and possible courtship, etc.
The claim: 'i had sex 3000 times in my 21 years'. (were you sexually active for all of them?)
The conclusion: Stop talking **** all your life. Not to mention bragging to others on the internet.

#25 to #8 - bilall

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see you're wrong there about one thing, what if is like 1 minute time?

#11 to #8 - tarnis

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Did you just confirm half-life 3?

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#5 - radiohazard

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#2 - mitchthehugeman

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Wow, what I would give to be at the ER with a camera on Valentine's Day

#24 - SammieSama

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Guys... Guys... You probably didn't notice... but in the pile of broken glass from the shower... there's a nut sack... guys....

guys... D=

#20 - completeaddiction **User deleted account**

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"Nitroglycerin (NG), also known as nitroglycerine, trinitroglycerin, trinitroglycerine, or nitro, is more correctly known as glyceryl trinitrate or more formally: 1,2,3-trinitroxypropane. It is a heavy, colorless, oily, explosive liquid most commonly produced by treating glycerol with white fuming nitric acid under conditions appropriate to the formation of the nitric acid ester." Damn, I guess a drop in blood pressure isn't the worst way that could've ended.