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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - stuckatwork
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Alright, craziest/most memorable places you've ever had sex: Go!

In a tree in a crowded public park. That white stuff on your shoulder wasn't bird poop
#7 to #3 - karmakoala
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no.
#15 - magishit
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User avatar #16 - silentscreams
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How does the wall break? That must be some really rough sex.
User avatar #17 to #16 - zenodc
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headboard of the bed rocking back and forth, slamming into the wall
User avatar #18 to #16 - robbyarcane
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if it's just drywall it's not too hard to break.
User avatar #21 to #16 - runeception
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Well I have ruined my wall twice, imagine she's on top and you're doing the work.
get a little to harsh on her and you can easily fly her head into the wall.
source: experience
User avatar #23 to #21 - silentscreams
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.... I stand corrected then.
#6 - wtfbrain
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#8 to #6 - anon id: d36921c0
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the average length of sexual intercourse is 15 minutes.

3000x15 = 45000
45000/60 = 750 hours.
750/24 = 31.25

31.25 days of solid sex, excluding foreplay (which can be hours) and possible courtship, etc.
The claim: 'i had sex 3000 times in my 21 years'. (were you sexually active for all of them?)
The conclusion: Stop talking **** all your life. Not to mention bragging to others on the internet.
User avatar #25 to #8 - bilall
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see you're wrong there about one thing, what if is like 1 minute time?
User avatar #11 to #8 - tarnis
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Did you just confirm half-life 3?
#13 to #11 - zomaru
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#26 to #13 - tarnis
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#5 - radiohazard
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User avatar #2 - mitchthehugeman
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Wow, what I would give to be at the ER with a camera on Valentine's Day
User avatar #20 - completeaddiction **User deleted account**
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"Nitroglycerin (NG), also known as nitroglycerine, trinitroglycerin, trinitroglycerine, or nitro, is more correctly known as glyceryl trinitrate or more formally: 1,2,3-trinitroxypropane. It is a heavy, colorless, oily, explosive liquid most commonly produced by treating glycerol with white fuming nitric acid under conditions appropriate to the formation of the nitric acid ester." Damn, I guess a drop in blood pressure isn't the worst way that could've ended.
User avatar #22 to #20 - rawfulz
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1,2,3-trinitroxypropane.

Half Life 3 Confirmed.
#14 - anon id: 4faeec48
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Why does HE have the rug burn on his knees?
User avatar #19 to #14 - robbyarcane
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Doggystyle? guy is on his knees as well as the girl..
#4 - anon id: 8a76b1a7
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i recently had sex in my friends closet with my was a bad idea we both ended up getting cramps after and i ruined some of his good shirts
User avatar #1 - sao
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I've gotten that wrist related injury a couple times......
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