Nice one Phill. . Drunk Florida Man Tries to Use Taco as ID After His Car Catches Fire at Taco Bell riggs. miaminewtimes. corn Tacos are not recognized as legal asdadasdas
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Nice one Phill

Drunk Florida Man Tries to Use Taco as
ID After His Car Catches Fire at Taco
riggs. miaminewtimes. corn
Tacos are not recognized as legal forms of
identification in the state of Florida [insert bad
joke about immigration laws.. I
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#3 - pokemonstheshiz (02/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
We have so many idiots in Florida
#1 - cirquededc (02/14/2013) [-]
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#6 - fkofr (02/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
kinda looks like benoit
#21 - jdboi (02/15/2013) [-]
This isn't even my final form
User avatar #16 - kamehamehanurd (02/15/2013) [-]
*insert bad joke about immigration laws*
#35 - jaybomanly (02/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #11 - responsibletim (02/15/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I hate living here.
User avatar #28 - andreweasley (02/15/2013) [-]
If it were a girl..... it would sound bad if it said she showed her taco as id..
#39 - yeh (02/15/2013) [-]
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#36 - mvtjets ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #25 - Zailen (02/15/2013) [-]
Someone should send this to Cox n Crendor.
User avatar #13 - zerokelvin (02/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
There's a twitter that posts news headlines from Florida. It makes "Florida Man" seem like a really bad super hero..
User avatar #2 - blackcomet (02/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is why Florida can never be taken seriously.
User avatar #41 - onebadbassoonist (02/15/2013) [-]
I bet this would be even funnier if he was an employee at said taco bell
#29 - anonymous (02/15/2013) [-]
but tacos and burritos can work as an id
#20 - anonymous (02/15/2013) [-]
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don't associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read m inds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don't like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don't like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won't be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

#5 - zakzak (02/15/2013) [-]
i liked the insert bad joke about immigration laws.
#4 - anonymous (02/15/2013) [-]
I'm gonna guess that maybe he bought the taco with a card and was showing that the purchase. . .

I just don't know anymore.
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