eltiT. Bottoms up!. WHEN GIRLS DRINK AND UHE Ma THEM THROWS UP Mail WHEN GUYS DRINK UNE OF THEE THROWS UP ELI:' H J. Laban. Needs more ragefaces Merry Easter
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#4 - ireallylikepotatoe (02/15/2013) [-]
>have braces
>They **** up gag reflex (hueueueueueue)
>Physically impossible for me to down pint
>I'm a student
#10 to #4 - virtigo ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
You also appear to be a frog.
User avatar #15 to #4 - watchme (02/15/2013) [-]
You should probably get some eye drops..
User avatar #6 to #4 - atgfj (02/15/2013) [-]
Try putting your thumb in your fist and pressing it as hard as you can for 10 seconds, it should lessen the gag reflex
#8 to #4 - kaarvaag (02/15/2013) [-]
Drink something else then. Rum and coke is great, or gin and tonic or something. You don't always have to drink beer you know. Even though I would probably an hero if I was in your position
User avatar #1 - vileghas (02/15/2013) [-]
Needs more ragefaces
User avatar #2 to #1 - bradshaft (02/15/2013) [-]
your mother is a whore
#9 - jarelk (02/15/2013) [-]
Or you can not be a dick and help out
User avatar #12 to #9 - lolollo (02/15/2013) [-]
It's not about being a dick, it's realizing the puking isn't that big a deal, and, in fact, is probably their fault anyway for drinking way above their limit.
User avatar #13 to #12 - jarelk (02/15/2013) [-]
Well I had a friend who puked once, but it wasn't "not a big deal", he was practically half comatose. So I got him water and stuff and cleaned him up by throwing some water over him and then I called his dad to pick him up.

And even though it IS his own fault why would I not help out because of that?
User avatar #14 to #13 - lolollo (02/15/2013) [-]
Then that's not the puking, that's your friend thing to drink all of the booze on the planet in one weekend.

There's nothing nherently wrong with puking, just the idiots who do it.
User avatar #16 to #14 - jarelk (02/15/2013) [-]
Puking is almost always a sign that you've had too much to drink, as in alcohol toxicity. And well he just made a mistake, as people are prone to do. Everyone makes 'em, doesn't make them bad people.
User avatar #17 to #16 - lolollo (02/15/2013) [-]
Yes, and puking is the act of getting that toxicity out of you, meaning someone who's post-puke is actually better off that someone per-puke.

I understand mistakes, which is why I would help if able, but at the same time I'd hope my friends were smarter than that.
User avatar #18 to #17 - jarelk (02/15/2013) [-]
Hey, we were young, you have to get to know your boundaries SOME way.

And that IS true, but that doesn't automatically cure them of the toxicity.
User avatar #19 to #18 - lolollo (02/15/2013) [-]
I've never puked from alcohol consumption though. There's a difference between testing the boundaries, and full on screeching past them on a motorcycle.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jarelk (02/15/2013) [-]
Again, doesn't mean that because you don't do it it automatically means that everyone who DOES is a moron who has no control of his boundaries.

I've never puked either but a lot of my friends have. I don't judge them for it.
User avatar #21 to #20 - lolollo (02/15/2013) [-]
Neither do I, but I do cut them off and end up following them around to make sure they're actually alright. I don't mind it, but it is a bit of a pain in the ass.

If it's one of my closer friends, it makes it even easier. Plus, giving them **** gives them that negative punishment to stop drinking everything in sight.
User avatar #22 to #21 - jarelk (02/15/2013) [-]
I personally believe in POSITIVE reinforcement! My friends are the good sort that are a tad embarassed about it the next day, so I don't have to give them **** for it.
User avatar #23 to #22 - lolollo (02/16/2013) [-]
That's not positive reinforcement. Positive reinforcement would be actively rewarding them for not drinking like a fish, which would just be weird. Besides, negative punishment, when done right, doesn't even have to be hostile. They walk out, say "oh my god my head hurts!" and you say "yeah dude you were pretty ****** up, maybe you ought a not drink so much maybe..."
User avatar #7 - whitebuddha (02/15/2013) [-]
just did this last weekend and everybody was freaking the **** out for my freind (he's the one who got sick). I just sat there as the party began to fall apart just because one guy had thrown up. (Actually he was VERY ****** up but my point still stands)
#11 - anon (02/15/2013) [-]
Or you can be me, go outside, puke on the side of the house/bar/wherever and come back like nothing happened. I always say I'm going out for a cig or fresh air.
User avatar #5 - thepastryistrue (02/15/2013) [-]
We usually try to vomit interesting patterns or motives on the ground...
User avatar #3 - badgerbaiting (02/15/2013) [-]
Be me
I had just got over man-flu (scientifically proven to exist)
Feeling pretty crappy, but man up and go anyway.
Try to down first pint, convinced some sauce will help my recovery.
It doesn't.
Chunder after first half.
Absolutely fine for the rest of the night. A bit hungry.
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