Parenting Zelda Style. TL;DR? I'll make my kids play Zelda before playing Call of Battlefield 4: Modern War Battle 2. WHEN I HAVE CHILDREN, I EXPECT THEM TO EVE Zelda parenting
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Parenting Zelda Style

TL;DR? I'll make my kids play Zelda before playing Call of Battlefield 4: Modern War Battle 2

WHEN I HAVE CHILDREN, I EXPECT THEM TO EVENTUALLY ASK ME AND
MY SPOUSE FOR THE SHINY NEW NINTENDO PLAYBOX 360 VIDEO GAME
SYSTEM- Y’ IKNOW THE ONE THAT EVERYONE SUPPOSEDLY ALREADY
HAS. WELL, SINCE VIDEO GAMES WERE SUCH A GREAT PART OF MY
CHILDHOOD, PD BE WILLING TO INVEST IN SUCH A MACHINE FOR MY
OFFSPRINGS. HOWEVER, THEY NEED TO EARN IT. NO, PM NOT GOING
TO BE AN EVIL DICTATOR AND FORCE THEM TO DO EXTRA CHORES OR
FIND OTHER MEANS OF FUNDING. NO, MY APPROACH WILL BE A LITTLE
MORE CHALLENGING. I WILL PLUG IN MY OLD NINTENDO 64 AND POP
IN THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: OCARINA OF TIME. THEY WILL HAVE TO
WORK TOGETHER TO COMPLETE SAID GAME- WITHOUT ANY WALK-
THROUGHS OR INTERNET HELP. IF THEY SUCCEED AT BEAT' ING THE
GAME, NOT ONLY WILL I BUY THEM THEIR NEW CONSOLE, BUT I WILL
ALSO KNOW THAT BY COMPLETING THE HOUR ADVENTURE THEY
HAVE SHOWN TRUE DEDICATION AND ARE CAPABLE OF COOPERATING
TOGETHER UNTIL THE VERY END OF A TOUGH CHALLENGE. THOUGH I AM
NOT YET A PARENT, I IMAGINE THAT MUST BE ONE OF THE GREATEST
FEELINGS IN THE WORLD. PLUS, IT OPENS THE DOOR TO A WHOLE NEW
GENERATION OF HEROES OFF TO SAVE THE PRINCESS... THE VERY SAME
DOOR I PASSED THROUGH SO MANY YEARS AGO. f)
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#5 - murderofkrows (02/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
why not Majora's mask that game was great
#4 - theyellowfj (02/14/2013) [-]
"No I'm not going to be an evil dictator"...   
   
I'm simply going to make them beat the water temple or else they won't get what they want
"No I'm not going to be an evil dictator"...

I'm simply going to make them beat the water temple or else they won't get what they want
User avatar #6 - atemeg (02/15/2013) [-]
I had this exact same idea!
Well done OP!
User avatar #3 - guiguito (02/14/2013) [-]
This.
#2 - redscorpion (02/14/2013) [-]
**redscorpion rolled a random image posted in comment #74 at He's obviously not a Belieber ** I'm a father of two girls and i am raising them as self appreciative gamer girls. This post just adds spice for the near future thanks OP!
#1 - whenallelsefails (02/14/2013) [-]
I find this extremely epic.   
Marry me.
I find this extremely epic.
Marry me.
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