Idiot Sightings.. . IDIOT . My daughter and I went through the Mcdonalds driveway window and I gave the cashier a note. waa . 25, ad I also handed her . She sai
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Idiot Sightings.

My daughter and I went through the Mcdonalds driveway window and I gave the cashier a note.
waa . 25, ad I also handed her .
She said, 'you gave me tad much money.'
I said, 'Yes I mew, but this way yae carseat give me a dailor coin back.'
She sighed and went to get the managerial asked me to repeat my request.
I did ad, and he handed me havethe , and said ‘We' re aorry but we dent dd that kind of thing.'
The proceeded to give me back TS cents in change.
Do not confuse the people at Macd' s.
We had to have the garage deer repaired.
The repairman told us that me of der problems waa that we did not have a 'large' enough meter an the opener.
a minute, and said that we had the largest me made at that time, a ‘HE horsemaster.
He his head and said, “me need a ‘IEA horsemaster.'
I responded that ‘HE waa ‘IEA and he said, ‘NAOO, it' s not. Faerie two.'
We haveno used that repairman since... this happened in Ipswich, Old
I live in a semi rural area.
We recently had a new neighbour call the council & W office to request the refferal of the I/ VCI/ BAT CROSSING sign an der mad.
The reagan: 'Too many are being hit by cars out here! I is a good place to be crossing anymore.'
Storefront Collingwood, Melbourne.
My to a Mexican takeaway and ordered a tam.
She asked the peruan behind the countertop' 'minimal lettuce.'
He aid he waa aorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
From Bankstown, Sydney.....
Iwar at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
Has anyine put anything in yaer baggage without yaer knowledge?
To which I replied, ' it waa without my knowledge, haw wahid I know?
He smiled knowingly and nodded, That' s why we ask.'
This happened in Elizabeth SA
The pedestrian light an the corner beeps when it' s sate to craab the street.
I waa crossing with an 'intellectually challenged' jaywalker of mine.
She asked if I knew what the for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, 'what an earth are blind people doing driving?.'
Shela a government employee in ATO Newcastle MSW AU.
When my husband and I arrived at a car dealership to pick up der car after a service, we were told the keys had been lacked in it.
We went to the service department and found a mechanic wacking feverishly to drider' a side dam.
As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the dam handle and that itwas .
Hey/ I announced to the technician, 'its open/
His reply, 'l mew. I already did that side.'
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#1 - teranin ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
HA! stupid people crack me up
HA! stupid people crack me up
User avatar #3 - onizen (02/15/2013) [-]
Is this from a website?
User avatar #4 to #3 - terrabalk (02/15/2013) [-]
I don't know it was posted on my Facebook page.
#5 - opa (02/15/2013) [-]
I once interviewed people for school about social welfare

me: do you receive social welfare?
he: sorry i got no television

I stand there 5 minutes before i realize how he meant that

#2 - dyoxide (02/14/2013) [-]
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