Valentine's Day. This is for all of you single FunnyJunk users!. Roses are red mists are We vodka costs less pf t "r than dinner for use. Roses are red WOLOLO Roses are blue
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User avatar #33 - HordeyWordey (02/15/2013) [-]
Roses are red
WOLOLO
Roses are blue
#53 - geopex (02/15/2013) [-]
Hugs...hugs for everyone.
Hugs...hugs for everyone.
#73 to #53 - yellowcardraiden ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
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#95 - tanabata (02/15/2013) [-]
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Russian Version:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Cologne costs less
Than vodka for two
User avatar #102 to #95 - yebisu (02/15/2013) [-]
A lot of people won't understand it, but here - have my thumbs.
#20 - adamjesus (02/15/2013) [-]
**adamjesus rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at crazy kitten **pic shows how lonely i am
User avatar #64 - rbanh (02/15/2013) [-]
Well Ironically I just broke up with my girlfriend today...
User avatar #108 to #64 - lasmamoe (02/15/2013) [-]
You monster.
#68 to #64 - cranialpleasure (02/15/2013) [-]
Dont worry porn is always there for yah
User avatar #30 - JesuschristofAZ (02/15/2013) [-]
We had to do an acronym for love in English today, I know I broke the rules with it, but mine was:
Lonely
On
Valentine's Day
Every Year

When I showed it to my teacher, she gave me a "Dude... that's ******* depressing" look.
User avatar #45 to #30 - sonicg ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
Lonely On Valentines Euhuehuehue
User avatar #56 to #30 - neutralgray (02/15/2013) [-]
Lonely
On
Valentine's
Eternally
#10 - keyoke (02/14/2013) [-]
Roses are red,
So is the state,
Let us be comrades,
because you are so great!
User avatar #40 - pluto (02/15/2013) [-]
saw this here last year too
User avatar #22 - livboy (02/15/2013) [-]
Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
So grease up them flaps
Because here comes my willy
#3 - ilikeafros (02/14/2013) [-]
hence why i am  tipsy right now
hence why i am tipsy right now
#60 to #3 - anon (02/15/2013) [-]
Laughed at this gif for a full 45 seconds
User avatar #38 - OCGangsta (02/15/2013) [-]
Why is he crying? VODKA IS AMAZING!
User avatar #55 to #38 - neutralgray (02/15/2013) [-]
Vodka is by far one of the worst tasting alcoholic beverages I've had the privilege to drink.
User avatar #51 to #38 - rtnn (02/15/2013) [-]
"Look son, a 12-year old."-My dad.
User avatar #41 to #38 - thederpestest (02/15/2013) [-]
Because he probably realized it's just water in the bottle.
User avatar #42 to #41 - OCGangsta (02/15/2013) [-]
Oh **** ... thats happened to me a few times too >_< though i learned to keep the vodka in the freezer and water in the fridge so that helped me thinks... life lesson there folks
User avatar #9 - iwanttousenumbers (02/14/2013) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
Some don't
+1
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User avatar #99 - silasersej (02/15/2013) [-]
Drinkin it straight from the bottle LIKE A MAN
#52 - anon (02/15/2013) [-]
This has been reposted 4 times in the past 24 hours, and gotten frontpage both times.
#2 - anon (02/14/2013) [-]
not in norway....
#103 to #98 - anon (02/15/2013) [-]
holy **** . 51 green thumbs, should have logged in. but im a lazy rich norwegian...
#105 to #103 - moggycore (02/15/2013) [-]
Also lazy norwegian here, that's why I use auto log-in
User avatar #110 to #105 - dworek (11/28/2014) [-]
Auto log-in?! Person, you are living a dangerous life!
#59 to #2 - anon (02/15/2013) [-]
Curious Amerifag here, exactly HOW ridiculously expensive is alcohol in Norway?
#71 to #59 - anon (02/15/2013) [-]
not sure about the prices in bar, but a sixpack of corona in store costs more or less 25$
1 liter of vodka costs around 70$
User avatar #63 to #59 - prinz (02/15/2013) [-]
1 beer at a bar 15-20$
1 bottle of vodka at the liquor store 80-120$
User avatar #81 to #63 - sammyjankiis (02/15/2013) [-]
Why so expensive there?
User avatar #85 to #81 - prinz (02/15/2013) [-]
Just about anything that is bad for you has some kind of extra fee to make it more expensive + the mandatory 25% tax on everything you buy
User avatar #86 to #85 - sammyjankiis (02/15/2013) [-]
Wow that kinda sucks. How much does a video game cost then? About 75 dollars?
User avatar #88 to #86 - prinz (02/15/2013) [-]
75-100$ depends on how old the game is and what it's for, PC games tend to be a bit cheaper.
User avatar #90 to #88 - sammyjankiis (02/15/2013) [-]
Damn well thanks for info. I am now more informed! Would you happen to know how much a gram of weed cost over there?
User avatar #93 to #90 - prinz (02/15/2013) [-]
But keep in mind that the pay is pretty good and we have free healthcare and **** .
The average pay in a year was 82780.99$ in 2011.
#94 to #93 - medopu (02/15/2013) [-]
Seriously? 80.000$ + ? You giddings me?

Here, you're almost a high-class, if you make 50.000$ a year after taxes, but as a result, vodka costs more like 20$, and a 6 pack beer is 8$. And we also have free healthcare and **** .
User avatar #96 to #94 - prinz (02/15/2013) [-]
82780.99$ is before taxes though you'll probably pay about 30% tax on this so you're left with 58000$ if you're lucky.

#97 to #96 - medopu (02/15/2013) [-]
Still, you guys have it pretty awesome. I wouldn't give a flying **** if beer costs 15$ if I was making mad cash (80.000 BTE).
User avatar #100 to #97 - prinz (02/15/2013) [-]
The best in my opinion is working in Norway and spend the money in other countries.
I've been traveling around Asia lately and I gotta say their currency feel like monopoly money.

#92 to #90 - prinz (02/15/2013) [-]
I've only bought hash and it costs 15-30$ in the north where I live.
I do believe it's cheaper in the south though.

Pic related, it's where I live.
#106 to #85 - hairibar (02/15/2013) [-]
25%? wow, I thought we had the greatest **** after Greece here in Spain...
User avatar #67 to #63 - idunnolol (02/15/2013) [-]
Thats completely wrong.

Beer: 5-15 $ (depending if you buy them in a bar or a shop.
Booze: 21 and up to a price Im not certain off.
User avatar #70 to #67 - prinz (02/15/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure I said "1 beer at a bar"
User avatar #72 to #70 - idunnolol (02/15/2013) [-]
Both are still pretty disaccurate.
User avatar #78 to #75 - prinz (02/15/2013) [-]
Of course you'll find smaller bottles that are cheaper, I think anon asked what we normally pay for alcohol and I pay between 80-120$ wich is normal where I live.

According to your logic it costs everything between 5$ to 7800$ simply because these alcoholic beverages exist.

www.vinmonopolet.no/vareutvalg/ovr-brennevin-u22/italia/captain-morgan-spiced-gold-cola/sku-5227704

www.vinmonopolet.no/vareutvalg/druebrennevin/frankrike/henrik-ibsen-no-1-grande-champagne/sku-9314101
User avatar #80 to #78 - idunnolol (02/15/2013) [-]
I like to be accurate.
User avatar #82 to #80 - prinz (02/15/2013) [-]
how is "21 and up to a price Im not certain off." accurate?
User avatar #84 to #82 - idunnolol (02/15/2013) [-]
Because I cant name the brand and the price of every liquor in the world.
User avatar #89 to #84 - prinz (02/15/2013) [-]
******* child.
User avatar #5 to #2 - kimkve (02/14/2013) [-]
i concur
#15 to #2 - aiming (02/15/2013) [-]
me and my friends face when we found out the price of booze some years ago
me and my friends face when we found out the price of booze some years ago
#39 - dymey (02/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #7 - anonymousattorney (02/14/2013) [-]
Well, I believe I can top any of your miseries.
I have two friends, both girls. They used to date each other, but it ended badly, so they're still paying for it. And then....I started talking to one of them on Sunday. It started off as nothing serious, but then we....we sort of synced. We realized that there was something deeper and more meaningful than we were expecting. So....yesterday, the other friend was having a rough time, so I went to comfort her....and she told me that she was in love with me, that she only had me to turn to, that she had no one else. I didn't feel the same about her, though, so....while I was trying to comfort her, I had to break her heart.
User avatar #4 - docxy (02/14/2013) [-]
roses are red
violets are blue
your in my van
i've got the lube
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