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#33 - HordeyWordey
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Roses are red
WOLOLO
Roses are blue
#64 - rbanh
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Well Ironically I just broke up with my girlfriend today...
#108 to #64 - lasmamoe
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(02/15/2013) [-]
You monster.
#68 to #64 - cranialpleasure
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Dont worry porn is always there for yah
#20 - adamjesus
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(02/15/2013) [-]
**adamjesus rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at crazy kitten **pic shows how lonely i am
#53 - geopex
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Hugs...hugs for everyone.
Hugs...hugs for everyone.
#73 to #53 - yellowcardraiden
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#31 - majesticmagikarp
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(02/15/2013) [-]
#2 - anon
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(02/14/2013) [-]
not in norway....
#59 to #2 - anon
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Curious Amerifag here, exactly HOW ridiculously expensive is alcohol in Norway?
#71 to #59 - anon
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(02/15/2013) [-]
not sure about the prices in bar, but a sixpack of corona in store costs more or less 25$
1 liter of vodka costs around 70$
#63 to #59 - prinz
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(02/15/2013) [-]
1 beer at a bar 15-20$
1 bottle of vodka at the liquor store 80-120$
#81 to #63 - sammyjankiis
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Why so expensive there?
#85 to #81 - prinz
Reply 0
(02/15/2013) [-]
Just about anything that is bad for you has some kind of extra fee to make it more expensive + the mandatory 25% tax on everything you buy
#86 to #85 - sammyjankiis
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Wow that kinda sucks. How much does a video game cost then? About 75 dollars?
#88 to #86 - prinz
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(02/15/2013) [-]
75-100$ depends on how old the game is and what it's for, PC games tend to be a bit cheaper.
#90 to #88 - sammyjankiis
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Damn well thanks for info. I am now more informed! Would you happen to know how much a gram of weed cost over there?
#93 to #90 - prinz
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(02/15/2013) [-]
But keep in mind that the pay is pretty good and we have free healthcare and ****.
The average pay in a year was 82780.99$ in 2011.
#94 to #93 - medopu
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Seriously? 80.000$ + ? You giddings me?

Here, you're almost a high-class, if you make 50.000$ a year after taxes, but as a result, vodka costs more like 20$, and a 6 pack beer is 8$. And we also have free healthcare and ****.
#96 to #94 - prinz
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(02/15/2013) [-]
82780.99$ is before taxes though you'll probably pay about 30% tax on this so you're left with 58000$ if you're lucky.

#97 to #96 - medopu
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Still, you guys have it pretty awesome. I wouldn't give a flying **** if beer costs 15$ if I was making mad cash (80.000 BTE).
#100 to #97 - prinz
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(02/15/2013) [-]
The best in my opinion is working in Norway and spend the money in other countries.
I've been traveling around Asia lately and I gotta say their currency feel like monopoly money.

#92 to #90 - prinz
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(02/15/2013) [-]
I've only bought hash and it costs 15-30$ in the north where I live.
I do believe it's cheaper in the south though.

Pic related, it's where I live.
#106 to #85 - hairibar
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(02/15/2013) [-]
25%? wow, I thought we had the greatest **** after Greece here in Spain...
#67 to #63 - idunnolol
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Thats completely wrong.

Beer: 5-15 $ (depending if you buy them in a bar or a shop.
Booze: 21 and up to a price Im not certain off.
#70 to #67 - prinz
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(02/15/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure I said "1 beer at a bar"
#72 to #70 - idunnolol
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Both are still pretty disaccurate.
#78 to #75 - prinz
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Of course you'll find smaller bottles that are cheaper, I think anon asked what we normally pay for alcohol and I pay between 80-120$ wich is normal where I live.

According to your logic it costs everything between 5$ to 7800$ simply because these alcoholic beverages exist.

www.vinmonopolet.no/vareutvalg/ovr-brennevin-u22/italia/captain-morgan-spiced-gold-cola/sku-5227704

www.vinmonopolet.no/vareutvalg/druebrennevin/frankrike/henrik-ibsen-no-1-grande-champagne/sku-9314101
#80 to #78 - idunnolol
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(02/15/2013) [-]
I like to be accurate.
#82 to #80 - prinz
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(02/15/2013) [-]
how is "21 and up to a price Im not certain off." accurate?
#84 to #82 - idunnolol
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Because I cant name the brand and the price of every liquor in the world.
#89 to #84 - prinz
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(02/15/2013) [-]
******* child.
#98 to #2 - moggycore
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(02/15/2013) [-]
#103 to #98 - anon
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(02/15/2013) [-]
holy ****. 51 green thumbs, should have logged in. but im a lazy rich norwegian...
#105 to #103 - moggycore
Reply 0
(02/15/2013) [-]
Also lazy norwegian here, that's why I use auto log-in
#110 to #105 - dworek
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(11/28/2014) [-]
Auto log-in?! Person, you are living a dangerous life!
#5 to #2 - kimkve
Reply +3
(02/14/2013) [-]
i concur
#15 to #2 - aiming
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(02/15/2013) [-]
me and my friends face when we found out the price of booze some years ago
me and my friends face when we found out the price of booze some years ago
#95 - tanabata
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(02/15/2013) [-]
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Russian Version:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Cologne costs less
Than vodka for two
#102 to #95 - yebisu
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(02/15/2013) [-]
A lot of people won't understand it, but here - have my thumbs.
#30 - JesuschristofAZ
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(02/15/2013) [-]
We had to do an acronym for love in English today, I know I broke the rules with it, but mine was:
Lonely
On
Valentine's Day
Every Year

When I showed it to my teacher, she gave me a "Dude... that's ******* depressing" look.
#45 to #30 - sonicg
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Lonely On Valentines Euhuehuehue
#56 to #30 - neutralgray
Reply +3
(02/15/2013) [-]
Lonely
On
Valentine's
Eternally
#3 - ilikeafros
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(02/14/2013) [-]
hence why i am  tipsy right now
hence why i am tipsy right now
#60 to #3 - anon
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Laughed at this gif for a full 45 seconds
#10 - keyoke
Reply +4
(02/14/2013) [-]
Roses are red,
So is the state,
Let us be comrades,
because you are so great!