Taco Bell. . Dear Taco Bell, My cousin and I got a little hungry last weekend around 11 lan' L, And we figured what the hell, we' re tired of McDonald' s, let'
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Taco Bell

Dear Taco Bell,
My cousin and I got a little hungry last weekend around 11 lan' L,
And we figured what the hell, we' re tired of McDonald' s, let' s hit
up Taco Bell for a couple of chili cheese burritos.
But alas, your store in Camden Arkansas was out of beef! So I
was very politely asked the ghetto ass. high school dropout girl at
the drive through window what in the hell kind of taco joint runs
out of ? l?", to which she replied, " dawg-. we still gets
chicken n *****
I* so we went to McDonald' s.
This past weekend, Ithought Iwould try again! I pulled up to the
drive dire. and when the same ghetto ass high school dropout
back girl ask to take my "aha", Iver? politely asked, " do you
have any beef map“, to which she replied, "Av, witchoo dat
dude and me about do beef fodder day?'. Yeah we
gets beef dis timer’.
I calmly replied "N have a chicken quesadilla and a large Dr.
Pepper?'
The hitch gave me a coke.
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#43 - comanderspy (02/15/2013) [-]
should have bought wieners
#23 - breakfastlunch (02/14/2013) [-]
After eating Taco Bell...
After eating Taco Bell...
#58 to #23 - lambocj (02/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #207 to #58 - scotfighterz (02/15/2013) [-]
Rest in peace T-dog, I miss you way too much
User avatar #46 to #23 - kaitheguy (02/15/2013) [-]
that scene made me cry..
#48 to #46 - breakfastlunch (02/15/2013) [-]
What, did you eat too much Taco Bell, too?
User avatar #49 to #48 - kaitheguy (02/15/2013) [-]
lolnope
#11 - piobaireachd (02/14/2013) [-]
OP is an asshole
#113 to #11 - anon (02/15/2013) [-]
too bad it's not actually OP

retard
User avatar #280 to #197 - irvea (02/15/2013) [-]
hell yeah i would!

a very small & cute one
#5 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #4 to #3 - captainoptimist (02/14/2013) [-]
That was my first thought as well.
User avatar #247 to #3 - superninjamonkeyme (02/15/2013) [-]
Maybe it's a Taco Bell joined with another company/group. I work at one that runs under my university and we serve coke and coke products
User avatar #31 to #3 - rainbowrush ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
I'll never eat at Taco Bell. Coke for lyfe, bro.
User avatar #7 to #3 - PgFalcon (02/14/2013) [-]
She must've pissed in the pepsi then. Probably would taste the same as coke.
#111 to #3 - anon (02/15/2013) [-]
Thats how stupid she was.
#8 to #3 - myhumps (02/14/2013) [-]
Most people associate dark colored soft drinks as "coke". People working in restaurants that carry pepsi have to say the line "is pepsi ok" when customers ask for coke.
#45 to #8 - comehonorfacetwice (02/15/2013) [-]
I associate a white powdery or rock-ish substance with "coke".
User avatar #327 to #45 - nogphille (02/15/2013) [-]
the ghetto ass, high school dropout girl might sell you some, but i highly doubt it's on taco bell's standard menu..
User avatar #9 to #3 - edsabbath (02/14/2013) [-]
Every taco bell carries Dr. Pepper too. It's not a rival product to Pepsi so they're allowed to exist in tandem.
User avatar #10 to #9 - trollchildxy (02/14/2013) [-]
Actually what's hilarious is Coca-Cola allows Pepsi products to be lined up with Dr.Pepper, but uses Mr.Pibb any other time. I ******* hate Mr.Pibb so i avoid restaurants with coke products.

This whole time i thought Dr.Pepper was pepsi brand.... My whole life is a lie.
#35 to #10 - anon (02/15/2013) [-]
Dr. Pepper Snapple Group is independent.
User avatar #282 to #35 - trollchildxy (02/15/2013) [-]
Not in europe.
#323 to #282 - hairibar (02/15/2013) [-]
I haven't seen it in Spain, in my whole life
User avatar #22 to #10 - breakfastlunch (02/14/2013) [-]
Dr. Pepper is not owned by Coca Cola or by Pepsi. it's independent.
#16 - beep (02/14/2013) [-]
VICTORY SCREEEEECH!!!!
VICTORY SCREEEEECH!!!!
#57 - Cleavland Steamer (02/15/2013) [-]
>go to drive thru at ghetto McDonalds in Detroit
>order some mcnuggs and Dr. Pepper, no ice
>the fat she-gorilla employee had the nerve to give me a ****** diet Coke with ice
>hand that sewage back to her
>"I wanted a DR. PEPPER, NO ICE, bitch"
>she goes back to refill it and takes an hour
>gives me my drink
>taste it
> ******* diet coke again, this time without ice
>damn near threw it at her
>she gets me another drink
>stare her in the eyes while I taste it
>it's Dr. Pepper
>with ice

<-- MFW
#281 to #68 - irvea (02/15/2013) [-]
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#74 to #68 - tryenth (02/15/2013) [-]
A better related picture.
#51 - eduwaldo (02/15/2013) [-]
MFW he says he got COKE instead of Dr. Pepper
when what Taco Bell serves is Pepsi
User avatar #52 to #51 - sheperdofthestars (02/15/2013) [-]
Some people DO use them interchangeably.

Those people are wrong, but they still exist.
#54 to #51 - anon (02/15/2013) [-]
Still no Dr Pepper
#29 - psykojet (02/15/2013) [-]
MFW Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos (os)
MFW Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos (os)
#34 to #29 - robertito (02/15/2013) [-]
No excited for it at all honestly. First of all. Ranch doritos are the worst ones, in my opinion. Second, who thinks to themselves "Man, if I could just dip this taco in ranch, that would really complete it." Also, Spicy nacho would be way better, what ******* idiot there didn't think of that. And lastly, bring back the beefy crunch burrito damnit!
User avatar #38 to #34 - AngryPlatypus (02/15/2013) [-]
1. I love cool ranch doritos
2. Tacos and ranch is delicious.
3. **** the spicy nacho doritos.
#94 to #38 - mallet (02/15/2013) [-]
hell yea! cool ranchers unite!
User avatar #109 to #94 - AngryPlatypus (02/15/2013) [-]
Hell yeah!
User avatar #154 to #109 - tenthdivine (02/15/2013) [-]
I LOVE cool ranch doritos in a taco salad, but I don't care much for them by themselves. Is that weird? Spicy nacho ones taste like death no matter what, I think they should have stopped with nacho cheese, ranch, and the buffalo/ranch ones!
User avatar #155 to #154 - AngryPlatypus (02/15/2013) [-]
No that's not weird, I mean I don't really care for the original flavor of doritos on anything other than tacos. And yes, the spicy nachos taste like garbage.
User avatar #157 to #155 - tenthdivine (02/15/2013) [-]
Let's be honest, no dorito product compares to chili cheese fritos!
User avatar #158 to #157 - AngryPlatypus (02/15/2013) [-]
I prefer the honey BBQ ones honestly. But chili cheese is still awesome.
User avatar #160 to #158 - tenthdivine (02/15/2013) [-]
ooh the twisty ones?! yeah you're right, I forgot about those!
User avatar #161 to #160 - AngryPlatypus (02/15/2013) [-]
Yeah I'm actually eating a bag right now.
User avatar #164 to #161 - tenthdivine (02/15/2013) [-]
I'm eating the plethora of valentines day candy I was showered with today, I may develop diabetes.
User avatar #165 to #164 - AngryPlatypus (02/15/2013) [-]
Lucky you. I got nothing for valentine's day.
#167 to #165 - tenthdivine (02/15/2013) [-]
:( I'd share with ya bro, but alas I have no idea where you are and I doubt it's near why I am   
   
so instead, I give you one of my favourite gifs. happy valentines day &lt;3!
:( I'd share with ya bro, but alas I have no idea where you are and I doubt it's near why I am

so instead, I give you one of my favourite gifs. happy valentines day <3!
User avatar #168 to #167 - AngryPlatypus (02/15/2013) [-]
Thanks. That's a pretty sexy gif. And happy Valentine's Day to you too.
#39 to #38 - robertito (02/15/2013) [-]
1. Tacos and ranch is retarded.
2. **** ranch nachos, spicy nachos
3. Beefy crunch trumps all
User avatar #42 to #39 - AngryPlatypus (02/15/2013) [-]
Have you ever tried tacos and ranch?
No?
Okay, then shut up.
User avatar #55 to #42 - gmarrox (02/15/2013) [-]
Today i saw a heated internet argument over tacos.

Today was a good day.
#89 to #55 - greatcornholio (02/15/2013) [-]
don't you mean a SPICY argument?   
   
   
   
okay nevermind
don't you mean a SPICY argument?



okay nevermind
User avatar #93 to #34 - xdjerredlongxd (02/15/2013) [-]
We don't like that opinion.
User avatar #37 to #34 - warlordstuart ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
spicy nacho taco is actually being "tested"(?) in some towns. i had one. pretty damn good.
#25 - fishinyourface (02/14/2013) [-]
so because they ran out and she has no control over that, she had to receive 			******		 treatment from this faggot? k.....
so because they ran out and she has no control over that, she had to receive ****** treatment from this faggot? k.....
#261 - Seagrave (02/15/2013) [-]
Taco Bell doesn't sell Coke products.
User avatar #267 to #265 - tehweave (02/15/2013) [-]
No offense, I just really like using that picture.
#272 to #267 - Seagrave (02/15/2013) [-]
None taken, just thought I would respond.
#266 to #261 - coolioplasm (02/15/2013) [-]
Wow, she must've been a really bad staff member.
Wow, she must've been a really bad staff member.
#269 to #266 - Seagrave (02/15/2013) [-]
could be
#147 - josieabby (02/15/2013) [-]
me after Taco Bell
me after Taco Bell
#173 - fuckingyourbuffalo (02/15/2013) [-]
I went to Arby's before, and they were out of roast beef.
ARBYS. OUT OF ROAST BEEF.

Mfw.
#92 - imonaboatman (02/15/2013) [-]
I went to McDonald's once and asked for a cheeseburger with only meat and cheese.
The attendant gave me a box with a bun-less patty inside. When I explained to her that my burger had no bun, she replied "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were a vegetarian."
#127 to #107 - anon (02/15/2013) [-]
there is a growing body of evidence to suggest that the internet can damage your health. Apparently, 1.2 per cent of web addicts are addicted and this manifests itself chiefly in depression. What's worse, internet addicts suffer much deeper depression than those of us who inhabit the real world. Five times deeper, I'm told, although I've no idea what the unit of depression depth is - surely not fathoms?

The question is, does the internet sap your spirits and make you feel gloomy or is it that when we're depressed we turn our backs on real life and try to lose ourselves in the virtual world and then feel even worse? We just don't know. Some experts go further and suggest that the internet is actually changing the human brain - that we are ceasing to be human in the traditional sense and are rapidly evolving into Homo Interneticus, a creature who is isolated, lonely, distracted and has an index finger that is permanently clicking invisible mice.
User avatar #136 to #127 - mishaestrin (02/15/2013) [-]
well exercise releases endorphins, and the opposite does less of that...
User avatar #59 - poniesfuckedmeover (02/15/2013) [-]
Am i the only one who doesn't **** explosions when i eat Taco Bell?
#178 to #59 - psychrophile (02/15/2013) [-]
Nope. Apparently, our colons are made of industrial grade steel.
User avatar #117 - VechasSa (02/15/2013) [-]
Impossible... Taco Bell serves Pepsi and Pepsi products.
#122 to #117 - anon (02/15/2013) [-]
there is a growing body of evidence to suggest that the internet can damage your health. Apparently, 1.2 per cent of web addicts are addicted and this manifests itself chiefly in depression. What's worse, internet addicts suffer much deeper depression than those of us who inhabit the real world. Five times deeper, I'm told, although I've no idea what the unit of depression depth is - surely not fathoms?

The question is, does the internet sap your spirits and make you feel gloomy or is it that when we're depressed we turn our backs on real life and try to lose ourselves in the virtual world and then feel even worse? We just don't know. Some experts go further and suggest that the internet is actually changing the human brain - that we are ceasing to be human in the traditional sense and are rapidly evolving into Homo Interneticus, a creature who is isolated, lonely, distracted and has an index finger that is permanently clicking invisible mice.
#123 to #119 - anon (02/15/2013) [-]
there is a growing body of evidence to suggest that the internet can damage your health. Apparently, 1.2 per cent of web addicts are addicted and this manifests itself chiefly in depression. What's worse, internet addicts suffer much deeper depression than those of us who inhabit the real world. Five times deeper, I'm told, although I've no idea what the unit of depression depth is - surely not fathoms?

The question is, does the internet sap your spirits and make you feel gloomy or is it that when we're depressed we turn our backs on real life and try to lose ourselves in the virtual world and then feel even worse? We just don't know. Some experts go further and suggest that the internet is actually changing the human brain - that we are ceasing to be human in the traditional sense and are rapidly evolving into Homo Interneticus, a creature who is isolated, lonely, distracted and has an index finger that is permanently clicking invisible mice.
#149 to #117 - tenthdivine (02/15/2013) [-]
All credibility from this post is GONE.
User avatar #152 to #117 - baine (02/15/2013) [-]
and pepsi accessories.
#275 - josieabby (02/15/2013) [-]
Taco Bell camouflage.
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