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#16 - felixjarl
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#17 to #16 - felixjarl
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#18 to #17 - felixjarl
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#19 to #18 - felixjarl
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#22 to #21 - felixjarl
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#30 to #22 - weirdoo
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Let Raptor Jesus wash away his sins
#27 to #22 - anon
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(02/15/2013) [-]
What?! IS THAT REALLY THERE?! XD
#41 to #27 - Viggiator
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#43 to #41 - nosauceforyou
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#51 to #43 - amusingtoaster
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#64 to #51 - nosauceforyou
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I was just ******* stated that the picture is retarded as it could be applied to anything. So **** you. By the way, take this gif.
I was just ******* stated that the picture is retarded as it could be applied to anything. So **** you. By the way, take this gif.
#82 to #64 - rokkarokkaali
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(02/15/2013) [-]
I'm scared now. That gif...
#123 to #64 - amusingtoaster
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Tries to stand up for own comment.

Deletes it.
#124 to #123 - nosauceforyou
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(02/16/2013) [-]
Because I don't want to get *************** you big blue faggot
#114 to #64 - huntergriff ONLINE
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#84 to #64 - pianoasis
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why the **** do you want to scare people for no reason
#14 - srapture
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Anything I ever say to them has been met with "Oh yeah, real great. If only you spent that much time studying!" ... I don't speak to them very much any more.
#115 to #14 - slckr
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Same here.
#95 to #14 - rockamekishiko
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Once i was playing battlefield and won my first medal in game. I rubbed it in friends face who was playing with me online and he said i should tell my family just to **** around.

- Me: "hey guys look i got a medal!"
- Sister: "what the **** do i care?"
- Mom: "you should win a medal in SCHOOL"
- Dad *shook head*
#12 - bakinboy ONLINE
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(02/14/2013) [-]
> impying i tell my parents anything
#67 - Hentaifan
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(02/15/2013) [-]
>mfw my dad tells more vulgar stories than I do, and both me and his gf laugh along
>mfw half of funnyjunk has such poor relationships with their dads that they can't tell stories or jokes to them without getting lectured
#79 to #67 - anon
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Or they don't have broken families
#90 to #79 - Hentaifan
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>MFW you think a divorce was the bad choice in my parents' case
>MFW it was the best decision they'd ever made
#85 to #67 - pianoasis
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(02/15/2013) [-]
that hurt more than it should have
#71 - dickticklerluv
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(02/15/2013) [-]
I have on many accounts. My parents are cool people
I have on many accounts. My parents are cool people
#72 to #71 - toughactintinactin
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Same here, my mom's done her fair share of stupid stuff so she doesn't judge to harshly.
#104 - hidanthatbitch
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(02/15/2013) [-]
I killed my parents.
#35 - trimageryan
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(02/15/2013) [-]
My parents usually just say "Pfff, what are you a pansy? Check this **** out, when I was a kid..."

They always try to one-up me -.-
#59 - drunkensailor
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Three possible outcomes from telling your parents a funny story:
1) Your mom laughs, your dad lectures
2) Your dad laughs, your mom lectures
3) No laughs, double lecture
#55 - residentblackman
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"Hey dad, a couple of guys from the wrestling team and I all went to Cici's pizza after the meet. Some lightweight took some drugs before the meal and was tripping balls the whole time. He ordered 5 pizzas all to himself. Later, the waiter told him 'Hey, your pizzas are ready, you want me to bring them to you' and then the lightweight said 'Nah bro, just hold them for a sec' and then the waiter said 'Are you sure? It's taking up a lot of space,' that's when the lightweight turned to the waiter, still tripping and asked him in the most serious voices, 'Do you want to fight?'"

>tfw my dad and I can joke about almost everything

#58 to #55 - magenta
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My dad died six years ago...
#74 to #58 - babbysmithy
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(02/15/2013) [-]
No macdonalds for you!
#75 to #74 - magenta
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Wow... thanks
#60 to #58 - residentblackman
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(02/15/2013) [-]
I'm sorry about that man, I don't know how I'd feel if I lost either of my parents.
#61 to #60 - magenta
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Every day I have a great fear of losing my mother, its really hard at the age of 10 you ask your parents if they will ever leave you. They of course tell you yes than a few years later one does, you become paranoid for the other. They are a couple hours late from coming home, no way to reach them you think the worse. They don't answer your phone call you begin to panic.. Yeah it gets hard
#120 to #58 - jessicaschuette
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(02/15/2013) [-]
*hugs tight*
i promise to never leave...
#45 - Xiiko
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(02/15/2013) [-]
what parents..
#125 to #45 - mrkoolman
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(02/17/2013) [-]
I'm just gonna leave this here