Facebook(8). It´s only smellz!. Admit it you' never told your parents a funny story without it ending in a lecture for you. Anything I ever say to them has been met with "Oh yeah, real great. If only you spent that much time studying!" ... I don't speak to them very much an
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Facebook(8). It´s only smellz!. Admit it you' never told your parents a funny story without it ending in a lecture for you. Anything I ever say to them has been met with "Oh yeah, real great. If only you spent that much time studying!" ... I don't speak to them very much an

It´s only smellz!

Admit it you' never told your parents
a funny story without it ending in a lecture
for you
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#16 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/15/2013) [+] (16 replies)
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#22 to #21 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #14 - srapture (02/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Anything I ever say to them has been met with "Oh yeah, real great. If only you spent that much time studying!" ... I don't speak to them very much any more.
User avatar #12 - bakinboy (02/14/2013) [-]
> impying i tell my parents anything
#67 - Hentaifan (02/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>mfw my dad tells more vulgar stories than I do, and both me and his gf laugh along
>mfw half of funnyjunk has such poor relationships with their dads that they can't tell stories or jokes to them without getting lectured
#71 - dickticklerluv (02/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I have on many accounts. My parents are cool people
I have on many accounts. My parents are cool people
#104 - hidanthatbitch (02/15/2013) [-]
I killed my parents.
User avatar #35 - trimageryan (02/15/2013) [-]
My parents usually just say "Pfff, what are you a pansy? Check this **** out, when I was a kid..."

They always try to one-up me -.-
User avatar #59 - drunkensailor (02/15/2013) [-]
Three possible outcomes from telling your parents a funny story:
1) Your mom laughs, your dad lectures
2) Your dad laughs, your mom lectures
3) No laughs, double lecture
User avatar #55 - residentblackman (02/15/2013) [+] (6 replies)
"Hey dad, a couple of guys from the wrestling team and I all went to Cici's pizza after the meet. Some lightweight took some drugs before the meal and was tripping balls the whole time. He ordered 5 pizzas all to himself. Later, the waiter told him 'Hey, your pizzas are ready, you want me to bring them to you' and then the lightweight said 'Nah bro, just hold them for a sec' and then the waiter said 'Are you sure? It's taking up a lot of space,' that's when the lightweight turned to the waiter, still tripping and asked him in the most serious voices, 'Do you want to fight?'"

>tfw my dad and I can joke about almost everything

#46 - lolwtfdairyqueen (02/15/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Mfw "It's only smellz."
User avatar #50 to #48 - trollinggenius (02/15/2013) [-]
DEFEATING A SANDWICH, ONLY MAKES IT TASTIER
#45 - Xiiko (02/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
what parents..
#105 - melioracogito (02/15/2013) [-]
Why do so many on FJ have such a horrible relationship with their parents?
#100 - goodnewseveryone (02/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
mfw the description
#119 - suikerpapa (02/15/2013) [-]
that's why I don't tell my parents anything
User avatar #109 - Loppytaffy (02/15/2013) [-]
"Hey, dad. Funny story; I'm gay"

Yeah...I'm not so good at stories.
User avatar #101 - nomnombabiesnom (02/15/2013) [-]
this happens everyday :\
#63 - exclamation (02/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Yeah. My stepdad always lectures me about respect and the like. Don't like the damn joke? Don't laugh and walk away... the **** , man...

Image irrelevant.
User avatar #73 to #63 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (02/15/2013) [-]
Sylvannas ftw.
Sexy undead ****** , she is.
User avatar #56 - MotherFuckingTobi (02/15/2013) [-]
the **** am i? 12?

me and my dad joke about the stupidest **** all the time. and my mom just puts up with our sense of humor.
User avatar #54 - mexicandudeinsd (02/15/2013) [-]
everything i do ends up with a goddam speech for me , like if a cousin does something it eventually ends up with me being in the discussion wtf, bro, and i ask a question really simple, and i get a speech ._.
User avatar #3 - KillerKlownKKK (02/14/2013) [-]
Your description made me Laugh so hard right now. That guy is so ******* gross!
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