Facebook(8). It´s only smellz!. Admit it you' never told your parents a funny story without it ending in a lecture for you. Anything I ever say to them has been met with "Oh yeah, real great. If only you spent that much time studying!" ... I don't speak to them very much an
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

Facebook(8)

It´s only smellz!

Admit it you' never told your parents
a funny story without it ending in a lecture
for you
...
  • Recommend tagsx

Comments(124):

[ 124 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#16 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/15/2013) [+] (16 replies)
This image has expired
#22 to #21 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #14 - srapture (02/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Anything I ever say to them has been met with "Oh yeah, real great. If only you spent that much time studying!" ... I don't speak to them very much any more.
User avatar #12 - bakinboy (02/14/2013) [-]
> impying i tell my parents anything
#67 - Hentaifan (02/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>mfw my dad tells more vulgar stories than I do, and both me and his gf laugh along
>mfw half of funnyjunk has such poor relationships with their dads that they can't tell stories or jokes to them without getting lectured
#71 - dickticklerluv (02/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I have on many accounts. My parents are cool people
I have on many accounts. My parents are cool people
#104 - hidanthatbitch (02/15/2013) [-]
I killed my parents.
User avatar #35 - trimageryan (02/15/2013) [-]
My parents usually just say "Pfff, what are you a pansy? Check this **** out, when I was a kid..."

They always try to one-up me -.-
User avatar #59 - drunkensailor (02/15/2013) [-]
Three possible outcomes from telling your parents a funny story:
1) Your mom laughs, your dad lectures
2) Your dad laughs, your mom lectures
3) No laughs, double lecture
User avatar #55 - residentblackman (02/15/2013) [+] (6 replies)
"Hey dad, a couple of guys from the wrestling team and I all went to Cici's pizza after the meet. Some lightweight took some drugs before the meal and was tripping balls the whole time. He ordered 5 pizzas all to himself. Later, the waiter told him 'Hey, your pizzas are ready, you want me to bring them to you' and then the lightweight said 'Nah bro, just hold them for a sec' and then the waiter said 'Are you sure? It's taking up a lot of space,' that's when the lightweight turned to the waiter, still tripping and asked him in the most serious voices, 'Do you want to fight?'"

>tfw my dad and I can joke about almost everything

#46 - lolwtfdairyqueen (02/15/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Mfw "It's only smellz."
User avatar #50 to #48 - trollinggenius (02/15/2013) [-]
DEFEATING A SANDWICH, ONLY MAKES IT TASTIER
#45 - Xiiko (02/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
what parents..
#105 - melioracogito (02/15/2013) [-]
Why do so many on FJ have such a horrible relationship with their parents?
#100 - goodnewseveryone (02/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
mfw the description
User avatar #109 - Loppytaffy (02/15/2013) [-]
"Hey, dad. Funny story; I'm gay"

Yeah...I'm not so good at stories.
User avatar #101 - nomnombabiesnom (02/15/2013) [-]
this happens everyday :\
User avatar #99 - ButtonFly ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
I didn't know parents enjoyed punctuating funny stories with lectures.
In my collective memory, I don't think that has ever happened to me.
User avatar #94 - tehweave (02/15/2013) [-]
**** .

YOU'RE RIGHT.
User avatar #89 - marooned (02/15/2013) [-]
I can't be the only one who gets the description
#63 - exclamation (02/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Yeah. My stepdad always lectures me about respect and the like. Don't like the damn joke? Don't laugh and walk away... the **** , man...

Image irrelevant.
User avatar #73 to #63 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (02/15/2013) [-]
Sylvannas ftw.
Sexy undead ****** , she is.
#39 - imrepost (02/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**imrepost rolls 02** Dubs and i tell my parents a funny story about me fapping.
#113 to #40 - huntergriff ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
be sure to cum back with results.
[ 124 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)