Deepest level of friend zone.. I saw this poor guy while browsing Facebook, and I had to share.. So, basically I have the best friend in the entire world, -, go friend zone
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Deepest level of friend zone.

Deepest level of friend zone.. I saw this poor guy while browsing Facebook, and I had to share.. So, basically I have the best friend in the entire world, -, go

I saw this poor guy while browsing Facebook, and I had to share.

So, basically I have the best friend in the entire world, -,
got me 2 real reses. One is plated in gold and the ether dipped in
silver preserve them forever, It' s symbolize em eternal
friendship and the promise that he will always be there fer me, This
is the best gift that novene has ever gotten me and brought me
tears. Shane, I leve area. Ecru are the greatest gift I could ever ask fer
and the greatest friend. - with -
Like . Comment . Share . 5 minutes age near Philadelphia, PA . lea
tth 2 people like this.
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User avatar #11 - darkcomy (02/14/2013) [-]
In my country, you always bring odd number of flowers to alive people, and even numbers for graves, necrophiliacs and **** . That guy want her dead.
User avatar #318 to #11 - giguelingueling (02/15/2013) [-]
You bring flower to necrophiliac ? o.0
User avatar #14 to #11 - RisenLichen (02/14/2013) [-]
what country is that?
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#2 - Rascal (02/14/2013) [-]
Yeah! Just shower the girl with material posessions without telling her how you actually feel! Then blame her when she doesn't love you!

Yes! It's brilliant.

Oh wait, no it's not.
#331 to #2 - Rascal (02/15/2013) [-]
That's a pretty ****** forward action, even if it doesn't include explicit verbal professions. This dude is friend zoned hard, and you'd have to be one dense mother ****** to not see what he means by his actions. This chick is dense, or avoiding the topic altogether intentionally.

"Just say what you mean" hardly applies here. This bro deserves a moment of silence.
User avatar #339 to #331 - toosexyforyou (02/15/2013) [-]
go back to 9gag
User avatar #121 to #2 - underlois (02/15/2013) [-]
deardiarytodayanonwasagoodguy.jpeg
#3 to #2 - Rascal (02/14/2013) [-]
from what she says "to symbolize their eternal friendship" at some point you have to say "jesus christ, how could you get more beta?" but then you go to /r9k/ check that out FJ and feel better about yourself.
#326 to #3 - comanderspy (02/15/2013) [-]
holy **** , i just spent like an hour there. i feel ******* badass, life aint so bad.
#240 - Starfox (02/15/2013) [-]
>In hallway at school
>See guy come up to some girl and give her flowers and a card
>Girl hugs him and says "Aw! You just made my day!"
>Get a good feel
>Girl says "I have something for you too!"
>Hands guy a card and some candy.
>His face lights up.
>I get even more good feels
>She says "You have math with Derp, right? Can you give these to him?"
>Guy stutters out "Yeah, sure."
>She walks away
>Guy just stands in the hallway staring at the card and candy for a good minute
>See him wipe a tear from his eye
>He walks away
>MFW
User avatar #273 to #240 - garymotherfinoak (02/15/2013) [-]
go up to him and comfort him tomorrow..?
#281 to #240 - raigen (02/15/2013) [-]
That..... That bitch.... WHY WOULD YOU TELL HIM IT WAS FOR HIM WHEN IT WAS FOR SOMEONE ELESE YOU CRUEL, CRUEL, BITCH!?
That..... That bitch.... WHY WOULD YOU TELL HIM IT WAS FOR HIM WHEN IT WAS FOR SOMEONE ELESE YOU CRUEL, CRUEL, BITCH!?
User avatar #288 to #240 - turtleback (02/15/2013) [-]
Are you ******* kidding me? That is some ****** up **** , man.
#325 to #240 - Rascal (02/15/2013) [-]
be a bro and find him and ask him about it later, karma is a bitch and you could never have too many friends
#279 to #240 - domycatdaddy (02/15/2013) [-]
Right in the feels man, right in the feels.
#282 to #240 - jamesrustler (02/15/2013) [-]
My jamborees have been displaced

**** that bitch & that poor guy.
User avatar #283 to #282 - jamesrustler (02/15/2013) [-]
I didn't mean " **** that guy" I just meant " **** that bitch" and as an extension commented about how sorry I felt for the guy; ultimately just bad sentence structure.
#292 to #282 - Rascal (02/15/2013) [-]
Wait, she doesn't like him just because he likes her and she's a bitch? No wonder you guys are so lonely.
#324 to #292 - jamesrustler (02/15/2013) [-]
You missed the point by about 12 parsecs.   
   
I don't care whether she likes him or not (although if she did that would be sweet), it was her absolute inconsideration for his feelings that pissed me off.   
   
Sure, she might want him to give the gift to her crush because she's nervous, but   
for starters he had the balls to go up and give her the present so she should 'man up' a little,   
also she totally ignored the fact that he got her a valentine's present because he clearly has   
feelings for her and yet she chooses to utterly ignore them and acts in an openly insulting manner.   
   
If she wanted to say no to him, the least she could've done was said she appreciated the gift and gently tell him she doesn't have those sorts of feelings for him. It's not a good thing to hear, but it's sure as 			****		 better than the spit in the face she gave him.   
   
Oh, and FYI - I have a girlfriend and we've been dating for almost a year now. Just saying.
You missed the point by about 12 parsecs.

I don't care whether she likes him or not (although if she did that would be sweet), it was her absolute inconsideration for his feelings that pissed me off.

Sure, she might want him to give the gift to her crush because she's nervous, but
for starters he had the balls to go up and give her the present so she should 'man up' a little,
also she totally ignored the fact that he got her a valentine's present because he clearly has
feelings for her and yet she chooses to utterly ignore them and acts in an openly insulting manner.

If she wanted to say no to him, the least she could've done was said she appreciated the gift and gently tell him she doesn't have those sorts of feelings for him. It's not a good thing to hear, but it's sure as **** better than the spit in the face she gave him.

Oh, and FYI - I have a girlfriend and we've been dating for almost a year now. Just saying.
#230 - royoten (02/15/2013) [-]
HisFW
HisFW
#40 - kneehumper (02/14/2013) [-]
So instead of telling her how he feels, he gave her presents and thought she would magically fall in love with him?


For **** sake people, it's not the girl's fault you get friendzoned. You get friendzoned because you have no idea how to flirt.
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#362 to #40 - Rascal (02/18/2013) [-]
Generally you are right, but maybe this guy isn't really good with words so he tried it with a romantic gift. I think this gift says really straight that he is in love with her.
#75 to #40 - Rascal (02/14/2013) [-]
I agree, I use to think it was the girls fault for not liking me. But it turns out that it was me who didn't make the effort to make her like me. It all really goes back to the primitive insticts. When humans were cavemen. How did you show a girl you were a potential mate? Well you would show her by demonstrating that you could provide for her and her offspring. So now when I date a girl, i try to act all macho (and hope she likes it, which normally does). So guys should consider this advice, i'm not saying i"m better than you. I'm just saying that you could this information to get yourself a girl and move straight forward to the top. Good luck FJer. You will do good!
User avatar #61 to #40 - hirollin (02/14/2013) [-]
flirt lift.
#8 - zakvanloocke (02/14/2013) [-]
Shane's face when
#225 - zomgodness (02/15/2013) [-]
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#63 - jaigurudevaom (02/14/2013) [-]
The friend zone is such 			********		    
Don't act like a friend    
Ask her out on dates   
Make sure you flirt with her   
   
If you're just nice to her she won't magically fall in love with you   
   
Stop crying and go after that girl
The friend zone is such ********
Don't act like a friend
Ask her out on dates
Make sure you flirt with her

If you're just nice to her she won't magically fall in love with you

Stop crying and go after that girl
User avatar #193 to #63 - lucasman (02/15/2013) [-]
Haha!! Is this from M.A.S.H.?
User avatar #250 to #63 - CapnInterwebz (02/15/2013) [-]
it's not always that simple
User avatar #65 to #63 - Iseewhatudidthar (02/14/2013) [-]
I think he sorta did by getting her the roses but other cases yeah
User avatar #6 - Maroon (02/14/2013) [-]
Poor, poor Shane.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Maroon (02/14/2013) [-]
Like no really, that stunt probably left his ass broke.
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#302 - Rascal (02/15/2013) [-]
Guize

hai guize

wat if

hey what if girls who aren't attracted to you won't just be attracted to you just because you're attracted to them?
#310 to #302 - erethilful (02/15/2013) [-]
Unless they're attracted to you, and you are getting attracted to them but then they realise it and start cockblocking and friendzoning you because they're afraid.
User avatar #330 to #310 - rosietheamazon (02/15/2013) [-]
and then that's when you realize they're a zombie
#328 to #310 - nigglettt (02/15/2013) [-]
That's some philosophical **** right there!
#195 - jebusjabarty (02/15/2013) [-]
Him after he sees her post
Him after he sees her post
#124 to #122 - hamstergeddon (02/15/2013) [-]
Those bitchers and whores are a pain, aren't they Adachi?
#125 to #124 - waffies (02/15/2013) [-]
oh god, someone who knows the sauce on my reaction image whereas i just use it for the text!.....   
   
Retreat!!!
oh god, someone who knows the sauce on my reaction image whereas i just use it for the text!.....

Retreat!!!
#130 to #125 - hamstergeddon (02/15/2013) [-]
I normally use reaction images without specific source or that I know the source of, sort of assumed everyone did that.
#159 to #124 - sphyrna (02/15/2013) [-]
Persona 4!!
#163 to #159 - hamstergeddon (02/15/2013) [-]
Oh Teddie... best crossdresser humanity will ever see...
#189 - orangepikmin (02/15/2013) [-]
That fricken' hurt to read...
#181 - tryenth (02/15/2013) [-]
"In a World without Zombies"
#152 - angelooo (02/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #46 - LordVoltagen (02/14/2013) [-]
Holy ****
The only proper response to a gift like this is to ask "How many blowjobs would you like?"
User avatar #168 - Sinless (02/15/2013) [-]
He's so deep in the friendzone I can't even see him anymore
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