dick parking - bikers revenge. so a friend of mine found a dick who decided to park in the bike bay....he decided to make him wait... that only works if they don't decide to just run your bike over.
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User avatar #2 - nympheon (02/14/2013) [+] (9 replies)
that only works if they don't decide to just run your bike over.
#62 - Cleavland Steamer (02/14/2013) [-]
........yeah I'm gonna be late to the meeting.... some dick's blocking my car....
User avatar #4 - iizsimon (02/14/2013) [+] (11 replies)
How heavy is a bike like that? I'd probably just move it
#87 - vatra (02/14/2013) [+] (6 replies)
That's an excellent plan, until the dude decides to back over the bike, or just throw it out of the way.
#45 - iamjustheretoroll (02/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #412030 at Friendly ** he has two cocks!
User avatar #70 - rmoran (02/14/2013) [+] (7 replies)
That car is still small enough to get out of there without hitting anything.
#90 to #89 - richardw (02/14/2013) [-]
just a couple
just a couple
User avatar #25 - Faz (02/14/2013) [+] (6 replies)
To everyone saying "i'd just move it out of the way"
1. Motorbikes are heavy, but most of you wouldn't know that being 11
2. It would most likely have bike locks so making the task for anyone over weight/underweight (majority of FJ) hard
3. That car type is described as a "womans car" so most likely the driver is a woman who wouldn't be lifting a 200-300 pound motor bike.
User avatar #1 - biomedic (02/14/2013) [+] (5 replies)
NO ******* WAY!! is that the carpark outside hobbycraft at westwood cross?!
#27 - Lmaoplanes (02/14/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Most bikes are like 400lbs or so, I dead lift that.

Yes I lift bro.
User avatar #60 - oottovann (02/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)

User avatar #66 to #60 - multimedia (02/14/2013) [-]
He probably has the guy's license plate or something in case he pulled such a dick move.
#34 - fuckingblowfish (02/14/2013) [-]
Thats a terrible idea. So easy to bump the bike over, or even move it by hand.   
No revenge. Minor annoyance.
Thats a terrible idea. So easy to bump the bike over, or even move it by hand.
No revenge. Minor annoyance.
User avatar #55 - ChewyConor (02/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I had one of those cars until the cambelt snapped on new year's eve. Exact same colour and too. Wasn't the 5 door though so at least it wasn't me :D
User avatar #58 to #55 - ChewyConor (02/14/2013) [-]
Also clearly at least 95% of people here have never driven a small hatchback. Unless the guy taking the picture is backed up against a barrier to take it, there's enough room to get the car out without even touching the bike.
#54 - anonexplains (02/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It is totally possible to get the car out of there.. but beside of that, this is more of a revenge for all the time, those no-good bikers are taking parking spots from real vehicles
User avatar #59 to #54 - bromop (02/14/2013) [-]
In this case, it's a spot designed for 5 bikes.
#94 - anonexplains (02/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Yes, because bikers don't take up car parking spaces...
#104 to #94 - ipmules (02/14/2013) [-]
That's different, because it is perfectly legal and acceptable to park motorcycles in normal parking spots. I'm a motorcycle rider and I typically don't, but especially if riding with somebody, a normal parking spot is a good place, as it can fit 2 bikes.
User avatar #102 - pokemonstheshiz (02/14/2013) [-]
Ya know, bikers are generally dicks on the road, he probably deserved it at some point.
#86 - richardw (02/14/2013) [-]
OP's dick parking
OP's dick parking
User avatar #18 - stickboysteve (02/14/2013) [-]
if he reversed .. just mkae sure you had a note of his licence plate ... "i didnt reverse"... "why is my bike paint all over your car then mate :)#
#11 - anonexplains (02/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
They have special lanes for parking motorcycles? Where do you live?
#19 to #11 - DweebyTwonkyHead (02/14/2013) [-]
Looks like the UK
User avatar #109 - imalex (02/14/2013) [-]
if you got two big guys you could've lifted it onto the road
User avatar #56 - thehans (02/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
oh no, you mean the driver is going to have to move that motorcycle a whole three feet so he can back out? D:
User avatar #78 to #56 - legodude (02/14/2013) [-]
Bikes are heavy, and if the wheel is locked you can't just push it
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