dick parking - bikers revenge. so a friend of mine found a dick who decided to park in the bike bay....he decided to make him wait... that only works if they don't decide to just run your bike over.
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dick parking - bikers revenge

so a friend of mine found a dick who decided to park in the bike bay....he decided to make him wait.

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#114 - kingkittan (02/15/2013) [-]
Root for this guy all you want but when that guy comes back he's gonna do some dick parking of his own.
User avatar #109 - imalex (02/14/2013) [-]
if you got two big guys you could've lifted it onto the road
User avatar #102 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Ya know, bikers are generally dicks on the road, he probably deserved it at some point.
#94 - anonymous (02/14/2013) [-]
Yes, because bikers don't take up car parking spaces...
#104 to #94 - ipmules (02/14/2013) [-]
That's different, because it is perfectly legal and acceptable to park motorcycles in normal parking spots. I'm a motorcycle rider and I typically don't, but especially if riding with somebody, a normal parking spot is a good place, as it can fit 2 bikes.
User avatar #118 to #104 - taintedblack (02/19/2013) [-]
or if you're giving someone a ride, the extra space allows for your passenger to get off comfortably, and gives you both room to sort yourselves out i find.
#87 - vatra ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
That's an excellent plan, until the dude decides to back over the bike, or just throw it out of the way.
User avatar #108 to #87 - omfgitsstsix (02/14/2013) [-]
That's an excellent plan, until the driver finds out that the biker got the year, model, make, license plate number, and color of his car. Running over the motorcycle would be a great way to get sued.
#116 to #108 - nothereover (02/18/2013) [-]
With what witnesses?
your argument is invalid

This case would be dismissed due to lack of weighted evidence.
User avatar #117 to #116 - omfgitsstsix (02/18/2013) [-]
But who was camera?

Really though. There's a picture. Pretty hard to deny it.
User avatar #110 to #108 - vatra ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
I never claimed it was a good idea, just that they aren't accounting for if the guy has a rage issue or anything similar.
User avatar #112 to #110 - omfgitsstsix (02/15/2013) [-]
Fair point.
User avatar #98 to #87 - ixcarnifexxi (02/14/2013) [-]
>Implying you can lift a motorcycle
>Implying the wheels aren't locked
#86 - richardw (02/14/2013) [-]
OP's dick parking
OP's dick parking
User avatar #70 - rmoran ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
That car is still small enough to get out of there without hitting anything.
#93 to #70 - molehasmoles (02/14/2013) [-]
Yup, but it would be a small pain in the ass.
User avatar #99 to #93 - rmoran ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
I never said parking a bike behind the car would make it easier to get out, just that it was possible with all that room he left.
#100 to #99 - molehasmoles (02/14/2013) [-]
And I agreed with you.
User avatar #88 to #70 - richardw (02/14/2013) [-]
Do you not see the rail in front of the car?...
User avatar #89 to #88 - rmoran ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Yes, and I've gotten out of parallel-parked spots as tight as that before. It'll just take a few turns.
#90 to #89 - richardw (02/14/2013) [-]
just a couple
just a couple
User avatar #91 to #90 - rmoran ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
I only wish I could bet you money and drive that out. As long as there's nothing on the one side, you can get out.
#62 - Cleavland Steamer (02/14/2013) [-]
........yeah I'm gonna be late to the meeting.... some dick's blocking my car....
User avatar #61 - bromop (02/14/2013) [-]
I would just leave a not saying "This is clearly bike parking, don't knock over my bike when you leave."
User avatar #60 - oottovann (02/14/2013) [-]
DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT ******* WON'T JUST KNOCK YOUR BIKE OVER?

NEXT TIME USE A TRUCK, DUMBASS
#96 to #60 - bacabac (02/14/2013) [-]
I'm not getting your point. You should probably use a bigger font and a couple of exclamation points.
User avatar #97 to #96 - oottovann (02/14/2013) [-]
NO
User avatar #66 to #60 - multimedia (02/14/2013) [-]
He probably has the guy's license plate or something in case he pulled such a dick move.
User avatar #56 - thehans (02/14/2013) [-]
oh no, you mean the driver is going to have to move that motorcycle a whole three feet so he can back out? D:
jesuschristhowhorrifying.jpg
User avatar #78 to #56 - legodude (02/14/2013) [-]
Bikes are heavy, and if the wheel is locked you can't just push it
User avatar #113 to #78 - thehans (02/15/2013) [-]
they dont (usually) have wheel locks, they just put it in first. most likely all he has is a steering lock and you can very easily move the bike
User avatar #75 to #56 - theantidote (02/14/2013) [-]
Assuming he can move the bike?
User avatar #55 - ChewyConor (02/14/2013) [-]
I had one of those cars until the cambelt snapped on new year's eve. Exact same colour and too. Wasn't the 5 door though so at least it wasn't me :D
User avatar #58 to #55 - ChewyConor (02/14/2013) [-]
Also clearly at least 95% of people here have never driven a small hatchback. Unless the guy taking the picture is backed up against a barrier to take it, there's enough room to get the car out without even touching the bike.
User avatar #79 to #58 - legodude (02/14/2013) [-]
I drove a small hatchback once, it was horrible.
#54 - anonymous (02/14/2013) [-]
It is totally possible to get the car out of there.. but beside of that, this is more of a revenge for all the time, those no-good bikers are taking parking spots from real vehicles
User avatar #59 to #54 - bromop (02/14/2013) [-]
In this case, it's a spot designed for 5 bikes.
User avatar #52 - rossbelfast (02/14/2013) [-]
If he is a dick enough to park there would he not be dick enough to just knock down his bike?
User avatar #53 to #52 - mitchellking (02/14/2013) [-]
He probably got a good look at the license plate... so he'd probably get his ass raped in court.
User avatar #49 - psykobear (02/14/2013) [-]
I would just knock it over and drag it out of the way.
Except I would never park in the motorcycle spots.
User avatar #76 to #49 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Have fun dragging a 400+ pound bike
User avatar #105 to #76 - psykobear (02/14/2013) [-]
That's like dragging 2 average weight people, which in the first place isn't that hard.
But if that's too difficult, shimmy it. Picking up one side of an object is roughly like picking up half of the weight, so picking up one side and moving it around, then doing the same to the other side wouldn't be that hard.
#46 - anonymous (02/14/2013) [-]
Assuming he locked the handlebars so you can't turn them...

There's enough space to make it turn in a half circle (backwards) and get it out of the way.

He's only trapped if he doesn't know that one of the handlevers is a clutch.
#47 to #46 - anonymous (02/14/2013) [-]
Also, the lightest sports bikes are a little over 300 pounds. Others can easily be 500.

"Pick it up and move it," isn't gonna work unless this guy lifts a ton and has an equally buff lifting bro with him.
User avatar #48 to #47 - Rockaman (02/14/2013) [-]
You can quite easily 'shimmy' a bike like that by lifting each wheel in turn and moving it a bit or if it is balanced on the stand then shimmy that and a wheel, plus 300 pounds is not that much for 2 people for a very short distance.
#45 - iamjustheretoroll (02/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #38 - thetattooedone (02/14/2013) [-]
If I can move a Harley, that driver can move a little sports bike.
#37 - gearson (02/14/2013) [-]
Every comment is about wheel locks...
#34 - fuckingblowfish (02/14/2013) [-]
Thats a terrible idea. So easy to bump the bike over, or even move it by hand.   
No revenge. Minor annoyance.
Thats a terrible idea. So easy to bump the bike over, or even move it by hand.
No revenge. Minor annoyance.
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