No wonder with a face like that. . We hall 150 orgasms but I' m still ''. main Em ma is a an my tester. I'd had 150 orgasms about 2 weeks after I learned about masturbation asdasdasdasd
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#12 - muchosgustaman (02/14/2013) [-]
I'd had 150 orgasms about 2 weeks after I learned about masturbation
#134 to #12 - itsallinthefunny (02/14/2013) [-]
That's at least 10.7 times a day for 2 weeks straight....
#156 to #134 - muchosgustaman (02/15/2013) [-]
Yes, it is.
Yes, it is.
#10 - xsap (02/14/2013) [-]
i find it funny how having an orgasm is such a big deal for woman.. i had at leas 743 orgasms this month...
#13 to #10 - butplug ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Wait... it is only the 14th...

743 / 14 = 61.916666666666666666666666666667

That's 61 orgasms a day... Holy crap! Are you a wizard?!
#18 to #13 - deltoraquest (02/14/2013) [-]
even so there are 24 hours in a day

not sure what your timetables are but say you go to sleep at midnight and wake up at say...6: 24-6=18

18x60(minutes in an hour)=1080/61=17.70(2dp) so xsap masturbates 17 times a minute and seeing how 1 hour is 100 minutes on a calculater you may as well maturbate over 17 times plus that was a rough estimate as to how you sleep so you could have gone to sleep later or woken up earlier, even then crossing the 12:00AM line means its the next day so that restarts you counter making it the total go down but you could masturbate while you sleep...funnyjunk, we have ourselves here: a fap wizard
User avatar #56 to #18 - broridi (02/14/2013) [-]
I think you did something wrong, because there is no way he masturbates 17times/minute.
743 orgasms on 14 days
743/14=61,9
Let's say that about 62 times/day
And if we go by your timetable he would masturbate 62 times on 18 hours.
62/18=3,4
xsap orgasms 3,4 times every hour.
Which is about 1 orgasm every 17th minute.
User avatar #161 to #56 - deltoraquest (02/15/2013) [-]
so really he's just a guy with a huge ******* arm and a lot of "fap stamina" which normal people have, so by your science, xsap is a damn filthy LIAR
#48 to #18 - anon (02/14/2013) [-]
you also forgot to include time spent working/ at school/doing menial tasks such as eating.
#55 to #48 - ningyoaijin (02/14/2013) [-]
>Implying you can't masturbate while you masticate.
#20 to #18 - butplug ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Holy crap!
User avatar #21 to #20 - deltoraquest (02/14/2013) [-]
everyoneseethatbecauseimneverdoingitagain.gif
#22 to #21 - butplug ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Some times, the only thing that can explain what you just witnessed, is a reaction pic.
Some times, the only thing that can explain what you just witnessed, is a reaction pic.
#25 to #23 - butplug ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Happy to oblige
Happy to oblige
#33 to #21 - walcorn ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Here you go
Here you go
User avatar #159 to #33 - deltoraquest (02/15/2013) [-]
thank you vedy much, and erm (clears throat) you wouldnt happen to know why the two comments under this were thumbed down would you?
User avatar #160 to #159 - walcorn ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
Not at all
#19 to #10 - anon (02/14/2013) [-]
You're gonna have a hard time figuring it out, I see.
User avatar #77 to #10 - potrsr (02/14/2013) [-]
t-t-that means you have at least 53 orgasms per day, which means at least 3 per hour. Oh god O.o And we're only on half way of this month. Jesus, calm down
#138 - nightmarecorpse (02/14/2013) [-]
Wow,only 150? Come back when you've added a few 0's to the end of that score. Filthy casual.
#145 to #138 - anon (02/14/2013) [-]
Seriously, I had that beat by the time I was 11, and that was back when it was really hard for me to get porn.
#26 - ningyoaijin (02/14/2013) [-]
I read it as "sexy toaster"...
#28 to #26 - Spikeydeath (02/14/2013) [-]
I...I...I have no words...
#1 - awesomeradish (02/13/2013) [-]
No wonder
#123 - rmoran (02/14/2013) [-]
You 'avin a giggle m8?
#131 to #123 - anon (02/14/2013) [-]
I laughed way to hard at this
User avatar #101 - kamehamehanurd (02/14/2013) [-]
Only 150? I manage to bust that out every 75 days or so.
#109 to #101 - hypex ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
was thinking he same... though for me its about 50
User avatar #37 - thecratcher (02/14/2013) [-]
Only 150?
Time for math!
I've fapped almost everyday since I was 13 minus two or three weeks. I'm 18 now, that's five years.
5 * 365 = 1825 - (7 * 3) = 1804 times.

She does it professionally and I have still fapped ~12 times more in my life than she has.

Also, I need to get a life...
#38 to #37 - winterfrost (02/14/2013) [-]
Same here, surprisingly.   
How the hell did she become famous by having an orgasm 150 times?   
By that logic I should be strong enough to beat Superman in an arm wrestling fight.
Same here, surprisingly.
How the hell did she become famous by having an orgasm 150 times?
By that logic I should be strong enough to beat Superman in an arm wrestling fight.
User avatar #39 to #37 - carnagejc (02/14/2013) [-]
And women have multiple orgasms. She isn't even trying.
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User avatar #44 to #43 - carnagejc (02/14/2013) [-]
Im pretty sure given a full working day "testing" she could achieve more than one.
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User avatar #47 to #46 - neutralgray (02/14/2013) [-]
Men, physiologically, are much apt to have a refractory period than women. Not to say women can't but men are almost made by nature to wait until they can get off again. This isn't always the case with women.
#68 - nigthshadow (02/14/2013) [-]
Paint skills > 9001
User avatar #102 to #68 - kamehamehanurd (02/14/2013) [-]
Actually, pretty good for paint.
User avatar #148 to #102 - nigthshadow (02/14/2013) [-]
Until you enlarge it ._.
#5 - profflippystix (02/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #49 - drastronomy (02/14/2013) [-]
...

if you on average fap three times a day, you could easily beat that record within 22 weeks
User avatar #51 to #49 - sparkyoneonetwo (02/14/2013) [-]
I've fapped 10 times today alone
#57 to #51 - groser (02/14/2013) [-]
maybe get a job ?
User avatar #60 to #57 - sparkyoneonetwo (02/14/2013) [-]
I have one and go to school but I didn't school today so I didn't so I've pawed like 23 times at this point
#2 - bobthedilder (02/13/2013) [-]
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#105 - felixjarl (02/14/2013) [-]
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Sex toy tester......well, where do it sign up?
User avatar #111 to #105 - hellsjester (02/14/2013) [-]
sauce...
User avatar #113 to #112 - hellsjester (02/14/2013) [-]
dafuq anthro planes what dont people fap to...
#114 to #113 - felixjarl (02/14/2013) [-]
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beats me, i have seen some **** over the years.
User avatar #117 to #114 - hellsjester (02/14/2013) [-]
no exceptions
#118 to #115 - felixjarl (02/14/2013) [-]
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None at all. But damn, i was not expecting that one!
User avatar #122 to #118 - hellsjester (02/14/2013) [-]
or madam
#119 to #118 - hellsjester (02/14/2013) [-]
you sir just added 1 friend to your steam account
#146 to #136 - felixjarl (02/14/2013) [-]
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Did someone say heresy?
User avatar #128 to #119 - felixjarl (02/14/2013) [-]
Steam account? I have received no request there.
User avatar #129 to #128 - hellsjester (02/14/2013) [-]
it says your profile isn't set up yet
User avatar #133 to #129 - felixjarl (02/14/2013) [-]
my link work perfectly fine, weird.
#120 to #105 - anon (02/14/2013) [-]
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