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#3 - catslap
Reply +198
(02/14/2013) [-]
"No way to remove the battery"
> Implying i don't own a hammer
#113 to #3 - trilobyte
Reply -1
(02/14/2013) [-]
>Implying it has a battery and not some other energysource
#100 to #3 - andnowducks
Reply +1
(02/14/2013) [-]
It's made out of Nokia.
#136 to #3 - AdamAcev
Reply +3
(02/14/2013) [-]
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#16 to #3 - skrynox
Reply +21
(02/14/2013) [-]
They forgot to mention that its outer shell is made of Superman's frozen cum.

>Implying you don't own Kryponite
#36 - Riukanojutsu
Reply +150
(02/14/2013) [-]
>why do you destroy my precious sleep   
   
THEY ARE ALARM CLOCKS, THATS WHAT YOU BUY THEM FOR   
   
TO ******* WAKE YOU UP.
>why do you destroy my precious sleep

THEY ARE ALARM CLOCKS, THATS WHAT YOU BUY THEM FOR

TO ******* WAKE YOU UP.
#50 to #36 - anon
Reply 0
(02/14/2013) [-]
******* Kaamelot !
#140 to #36 - elgrind
Reply 0
(02/14/2013) [-]
Kaamelott gif ?
Kaamelott gif ?
#146 to #140 - Riukanojutsu
Reply 0
(02/14/2013) [-]
thanks mate, i only had one.
#147 to #146 - elgrind
Reply 0
(02/15/2013) [-]
It's a french TV show. You should search something like "kaamelott gif" :)
#148 to #147 - Riukanojutsu
Reply 0
(02/15/2013) [-]
Yea i know, its one of my favorite shows, i have the first 4 season in dvd
#48 - thatmexican
Reply +79
(02/14/2013) [-]
the worst alarm clocks are the regular one that just take a click of a button to turn off
these alarm clocks are THE BEST alarm clocks because the actually get you up
they do their job and they do it well
#44 - silasdg
Reply +66
(02/14/2013) [-]
Can't remove battery without screwdriver.
No Snooze, No "off button"
Most annoying sound in existence.
Wakes you up at ******* random.
#104 to #44 - lukewarmpigeon
Reply +2
(02/14/2013) [-]
i had one a few years ago, i was pretty sure the batteries were dead until it started talking in the middle of the night

no i will not hug you you creepy ****
#60 - withearstosee
Reply +36
(02/14/2013) [-]
My dad got me the third one for christmas three years ago... used it once. I'm not running after that little **** ever again.
My dad got me the third one for christmas three years ago... used it once. I'm not running after that little **** ever again.
#61 - alucord
Reply +26
(02/14/2013) [-]
...Theses sound like the best Alarmclocks
...Theses sound like the best Alarmclocks
#66 - notsureifanon
Reply +19
(02/14/2013) [-]
#72 to #66 - astraea
Reply -1
(02/14/2013) [-]
yes
#67 to #66 - walnoot
Reply 0
(02/14/2013) [-]
Yes...
#68 to #66 - millenia
Reply 0
(02/14/2013) [-]
I used to have 'em, then I started staying up nights and sleeping during the day.
#73 to #66 - responsibletim
Reply 0
(02/14/2013) [-]
Yes.
#76 to #66 - thelastprothean
Reply 0
(02/14/2013) [-]
Nope. I initially don't like it, but I enjoy how much longer my days last.
#77 to #66 - askafj
Reply 0
(02/14/2013) [-]
No
#118 to #66 - anon
Reply 0
(02/14/2013) [-]
yes
#142 to #66 - organ
Reply 0
(02/14/2013) [-]
i never used to want to wake up, but after about 3 years of training myself i've learned to live off only 5 hours of sleep. going to bed at 12 and waking up at 5 am to go for ajog. i've never felt better or been so productive
#74 to #66 - mutzaki ONLINE
Reply +3
(02/14/2013) [-]
I envy you.
#103 - zhanken
Reply +18
(02/14/2013) [-]
Omg, I got the third one for Christmas this year! :O mfw
Omg, I got the third one for Christmas this year! :O mfw
#119 to #103 - neznanc **User deleted account**
Reply +1
(02/14/2013) [-]
^The picture above^
#89 - grandmabetty
Reply +17
(02/14/2013) [-]
We brought one of these back from Dubai and its alarm is one of those really irritating Islamic songs that just sound like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABRAAAAAAAAAAAAABRABRABRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ALLAHHHHHHHHHHH AHBBRBRBRBRGH
#91 to #89 - pulluspardus
Reply 0
(02/14/2013) [-]
its a prayer.
#111 to #89 - sparklywiggles
Reply +1
(02/14/2013) [-]
The Local resistance group also used these for their IED's and timed mortar launches In Kandahar. Crafty little *******.
#128 to #89 - dtwomutant
Reply +1
(02/14/2013) [-]
throw alcohol at it, you'll anger it
#129 to #128 - grandmabetty
Reply +1
(02/14/2013) [-]
I just whack it with a sausage and a bacon rasher until it shuts up
#109 to #89 - johnnybtrollin
Reply +2
(02/14/2013) [-]
i bet you turn it off with porkchops
#90 to #89 - Ripper
Reply +5
(02/14/2013) [-]
it is the call to go pray
#92 to #89 - nephrithotroll
Reply +14
(02/14/2013) [-]
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#57 - Drfish
Reply +17
(02/14/2013) [-]
Maybe its just my chaos impulse but, I want to take like 20 of the first alarms and sneak them into a friends room and set them all for the same time...
Maybe its just my chaos impulse but, I want to take like 20 of the first alarms and sneak them into a friends room and set them all for the same time...
#71 to #57 - deadrifler
Reply 0
(02/14/2013) [-]
Bring some of #3 & #4 ontop of that just to further put him over the edge.