Fuck Valentines day. I'll have my own Valentines day, with pornhub and lotion.. A baby seeing his mother naked will scar him so that he has to go to therapy?
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User avatar #1 - finni (02/13/2013) [-]
A baby seeing his mother naked will scar him so that he has to go to therapy?
User avatar #58 to #1 - laspussy (02/14/2013) [-]
wouldn't a baby be excited to see breast since it knows it's meal time?
#2 to #1 - bluemagebrilly (02/13/2013) [-]
Louis is actually a man if you weren't aware. Stewie wasn't.
Louis is actually a man if you weren't aware. Stewie wasn't.
#69 to #2 - arrowinurbutt (02/14/2013) [-]
I come bearing gifts of larger gifs!
I come bearing gifts of larger gifs!
#8 to #2 - nicktheslayer (02/13/2013) [-]
But then he'd like it, right?
#11 to #8 - bluemagebrilly (02/13/2013) [-]
He'd like what? Who are you? Why are you asking me this?
He'd like what? Who are you? Why are you asking me this?
#12 to #11 - nicktheslayer (02/13/2013) [-]
If she was a man, he'd probably like seeing her naked, right?
#13 to #12 - bluemagebrilly (02/13/2013) [-]
I can see my attempt at a small joke has went over your head as I was pretending to not know what you were talking about due to the flash that erased my memory in the .gif I uploaded along with my comment.

To answer your question, no probably not because he's only into men as a joke. He is a baby and therefore has no idea what it's like to like other men. Plus, you know, it's his 'mom'.
#14 to #13 - nicktheslayer (02/13/2013) [-]
Huh. I got it now.

User avatar #62 to #2 - xyifer (02/14/2013) [-]
wait, what?
User avatar #237 to #2 - wretchedlarva (02/14/2013) [-]
a....man? did i miss an episode or something?
User avatar #3 to #2 - finni (02/13/2013) [-]
Now it makes sense!
#4 to #3 - irishlawyer (02/13/2013) [-]
now what makes sense?
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#9 to #6 - McBalls (02/13/2013) [-]
The .gif, you 			*******		 moron.
The .gif, you ******* moron.
#7 to #6 - irishlawyer (02/13/2013) [-]
notice the neuralizer...
#87 - Jenkinhimer (02/14/2013) [-]
Tomorrow will actually be the first Valentine's Day that I've had a girlfriend for.   
   
It took me until adulthood, but 			****		 it, I'll take it.
Tomorrow will actually be the first Valentine's Day that I've had a girlfriend for.

It took me until adulthood, but **** it, I'll take it.
#233 to #87 - theholum ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Same here!
Same here!
User avatar #97 to #87 - footmeetsface (02/14/2013) [-]
Good job man.
#100 to #97 - Jenkinhimer (02/14/2013) [-]
Why thank you, sir.
#129 - itsfreecola (02/14/2013) [-]
therapy is a strange thing
therapy is a strange thing
#186 to #129 - anon (02/14/2013) [-]
I love this comment
User avatar #146 to #129 - cumsinbucket (02/14/2013) [-]
would like to k now where I can get more of this in greater detail, so source please
#162 to #129 - zhooker (02/14/2013) [-]
Takes a lot to get me asking questions about sauce.   
   
This is the second time in all my years of internet that I've ever NEEDED the source.    
If I don't find the source, I will die.
Takes a lot to get me asking questions about sauce.

This is the second time in all my years of internet that I've ever NEEDED the source.
If I don't find the source, I will die.
#163 to #162 - itsfreecola (02/14/2013) [-]
Cannot provide sauce,
Cannot provide sauce,
User avatar #245 to #162 - afjhahsdsl (02/14/2013) [-]
do you have the sauce yet?
User avatar #303 to #245 - zhooker (02/15/2013) [-]
no im ded
#184 - bunkerjunction (02/14/2013) [-]
sums up my valentines day
sums up my valentines day
#222 - iBlondie (02/14/2013) [-]
If your birthday is on Valentine's Day and you're single. It's like the worse holiday and birthday.
If your birthday is on Valentine's Day and you're single. It's like the worse holiday and birthday.
User avatar #240 to #222 - semilunarknight (02/14/2013) [-]
Are you telling us it's your birthday?
User avatar #302 to #240 - iBlondie (02/15/2013) [-]
Nope just putting it out there.
#217 - sewoyl (02/14/2013) [-]
**sewoyl rolled user xxelmarcocfcxx ** Would you be my Valentine? ;)
User avatar #295 to #217 - xxelmarcocfcxx (02/14/2013) [-]
Sure thing bbz <3
#241 to #217 - semilunarknight (02/14/2013) [-]
**semilunarknight rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at Morbid Thoughts 2 ** Here's my response.
User avatar #224 to #217 - jonnyfunk (02/14/2013) [-]
thumbs for making me think for a second you rolled the picture!

nice joke, too
#226 - doyoulikeapizza ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
**doyoulikeapizza rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Radial Engine **
**doyoulikeapizza rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Radial Engine **
#187 - thekittycommittee (02/14/2013) [-]
**thekittycommittee rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at Akward title ** <- My Valentine's date this year.
User avatar #70 - xmenfan (02/14/2013) [-]
This Valentines day I'm gonna be brave and ask out my crush. Wish me luck
#229 to #70 - thenewneone (02/14/2013) [-]
Good luck, Faggot.
User avatar #251 to #70 - fukkendragonite (02/14/2013) [-]
how did it go?
User avatar #259 to #70 - jetpistol (02/14/2013) [-]
I wish you **** .
#130 to #70 - paulohd (02/14/2013) [-]
Good luck. Make sure to keep us posted!
Good luck. Make sure to keep us posted!
User avatar #297 to #130 - xmenfan (02/14/2013) [-]
I got rejected sadly. At least I tried
#298 to #297 - paulohd (02/14/2013) [-]
Ohh man, sorry to hear that. I've been there too, at least now you can move on.
#74 to #70 - verby (02/14/2013) [-]
You best bring her chocolates
#143 to #70 - vorack **User deleted account** (02/14/2013) [-]
Go for the gold! Er... pink in this case.
Pink being her vagina.
So go for the pink.
with your Penis.
yeah.
#111 to #70 - masteropcc (02/14/2013) [-]
go for her my friend!!
#81 to #70 - zaggystirdust (02/14/2013) [-]
try this as an ice breaker
try this as an ice breaker
#95 to #70 - aerosol (02/14/2013) [-]
best of luck
best of luck
#71 to #70 - lamaswithhats (02/14/2013) [-]
Please let me know how it goes.
Please let me know how it goes.
User avatar #103 to #71 - xmenfan (02/14/2013) [-]
I will, good sir! Even if you are being sarcastic, I still will!
User avatar #123 to #103 - Sabertooth (02/14/2013) [-]
I second lamaswithhats
#175 to #123 - alldaypk (02/14/2013) [-]
I wish I had the balls to do it...   
   
YAY! Emma Stone!
I wish I had the balls to do it...

YAY! Emma Stone!
#299 to #103 - lamaswithhats (02/14/2013) [-]
I'm not being sarcastic. And i'm sorry to hear the bad news. Keep at it buddy. Maybe she'll realize what a sexy beast you are soon. I'm going out on a limb saying that. But deep down inside I know you're a sexy 			**********		. GIF related is a father preforming a Hadouken on his baby.
I'm not being sarcastic. And i'm sorry to hear the bad news. Keep at it buddy. Maybe she'll realize what a sexy beast you are soon. I'm going out on a limb saying that. But deep down inside I know you're a sexy ********** . GIF related is a father preforming a Hadouken on his baby.
User avatar #210 to #103 - accdodson (02/14/2013) [-]
Also let me know. You better not pussy out now, cuz we'll all be pissed. Also, there's n need to worry, its gonna go fine. If you don't think so now its just because you're over thinking it. She probably wanted you to say something a long time ago, so you better make it good tomorrow
User avatar #296 to #71 - xmenfan (02/14/2013) [-]
Rejected..... oh well, at least I tried
#235 - kaboomz (02/14/2013) [-]
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#211 - thatkiddonovan (02/14/2013) [-]
&gt;my sister's birthday is valentine's day.   
&gt;gives me an excuse when in a relationship.   
&gt;gives me something else to focus on when single.   
&gt;mfw
>my sister's birthday is valentine's day.
>gives me an excuse when in a relationship.
>gives me something else to focus on when single.
>mfw
#218 to #211 - dtwomutant (02/14/2013) [-]
yfw incest
#201 - fizzor (02/14/2013) [-]
This is pretty much what I'll be doing.
But that's cause I'm don't have a valentine.
******* **** I feel miserable.
#177 - anon (02/14/2013) [-]
Did anyone hear that Asians can read minds?
#181 to #177 - HarvietheDinkle (02/14/2013) [-]
that is a sexual reference.
#196 - jitterz (02/14/2013) [-]
**jitterz rolled a random image posted in comment #99 at Traffic **
My Valentine's date this year.
#79 - stallwallwriter (02/14/2013) [-]
My valentines day date is a friendly redhead named Merlot.

How about you guys?
User avatar #102 to #79 - reican (02/14/2013) [-]
I got work
User avatar #104 to #79 - angrygirl (02/14/2013) [-]
A gorgeous soak-my-panties British Norfolk Nog.
#107 to #79 - krome (02/14/2013) [-]
A super sexy dark girl named Pyrat.
User avatar #145 to #79 - thehevbee (02/14/2013) [-]
Some guy named Jack is stopping buy for some reason
User avatar #178 to #79 - misticalz ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Chynoah. c:
User avatar #92 to #79 - koolaid (02/14/2013) [-]
A really dark girl named Kraken rum.
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#124 - bucketofnutella (02/14/2013) [-]
**bucketofnutella rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at russells-viper-venom-blood **   
&lt; MFW
**bucketofnutella rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at russells-viper-venom-blood **
< MFW
#157 - zhooker (02/14/2013) [-]
>mfw qtp2t girl asks "what are you doing for valentines day?" and I answer "nothing" and she changes the subject and I go along with it
>mfw another qtp2t girl wants to hang out tomorrow, but only because her boyfriend is in jail
#228 - iamtheblackgoat (02/14/2013) [-]
What I instantly thought of
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