Facebook (1). slut. wut r u doin slut??!? STAHP. Sunday lit who wants nudes . for a nude . blowjob but you in my mouth loot for you two do whatever you want but please kill me

Facebook (1)

Sunday lit
who wants nudes .
for a nude .
blowjob but you in my mouth
loot for you two do whatever you want
but you gotta wear a condom )
me and well meet up somewhere and ill send the pics
through text/
hit me up for any details
i need a new new piercings but their Boch each
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User avatar #2 - zytherman (02/13/2013) [-]
There is a rumour of a girl who did this in my school a few years ago, a load of boys convinced her to sleep with them and they would "Pay her later"
As the school tells it she slept with 5 guys without gaining a single penny.
#3 to #2 - justsomeunitedguy (02/13/2013) [-]
**justsomeunitedguy rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Willpower ** and that children is why you ask for the money up front
#11 - PIPExDAD (02/14/2013) [-]
#19 - ninjalazor **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#35 - CommonJoo (02/14/2013) [-]
i wouldn't have mind if the name wasn't crossed out...it's always good to help out a striving business
#5 - kelex (02/14/2013) [-]
I'd pay her $100 to clean my house and my parents' house. Yeah, I don't mind wearing a condom for that.
User avatar #12 - nympheon (02/14/2013) [-]
Idk I kinda like this planet now.

In all seriousness, though, I don't see what's so bad about prostitution anyways. If some girl wants some money, and some guy wants sex, then something can be worked out where everyone is happy. What's the harm in that?
#82 to #12 - anolbeeds (02/14/2013) [-]
She looks 12.... obviously you'd want your 12 year old daughter selling her cunt to her FB friends....because you're just that stupid
User avatar #37 to #12 - charagrin (02/14/2013) [-]
I agree completely. Just regulate and tax it for everyone's safety like they do in Nevada and some countries. Girls can have safety, john's can avoid STD's, and the government has a new industry to tax. Win/Win/Win
User avatar #76 to #37 - loctos (02/14/2013) [-]
Not all of Nevada does. The Vegas area doesn't, which is stupid as all hell.
#13 to #12 - anon (02/14/2013) [-]
i keep running into your comments and i dont like them because ninfia is a stupid gay ass pokeman and its stupid and i dont like it
#14 to #13 - nympheon (02/14/2013) [-]
So it is you! We're browsing together like best friends!
So it is you! We're browsing together like best friends!
#15 to #14 - anon (02/14/2013) [-]
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful... whats the word.....

lol jk i still dont like ninfia
User avatar #42 - bruce lee (02/14/2013) [-]
Hey, I'd go for it.
#20 - iamphoenix (02/14/2013) [-]
Perhaps somebody found her Facebook open and decided to play a prank.
User avatar #10 - cleverguy (02/14/2013) [-]
$20 aint bad
#55 - ramboboss **User deleted account** (02/14/2013) [-]
a girl at my school for $1 to suck our dicks
User avatar #78 to #55 - silasdg (02/14/2013) [-]
How's that dress fitting?
User avatar #56 to #55 - gladiator (02/14/2013) [-]
and where is your school?

...for educational reasons...
#59 to #56 - ramboboss **User deleted account** (02/14/2013) [-]
moreno valley, california graduated though she looked like a junior and i was a freshman and it was 3 years ago
User avatar #60 to #59 - gladiator (02/14/2013) [-]
looks like i'm 3 years and 3000 thousand miles out of range for that...

damn shame too, i have the money right now.
User avatar #63 to #60 - redking (02/14/2013) [-]
You have money?

And where are you located

... for educational reasons...
User avatar #65 to #63 - gladiator (02/14/2013) [-]
well i dont have a lot of money (student finance for being at university) but i definitely have enough for a $1 blowjob from a teenage girl...

i'm in england, which is unfortunate because the only slutty people i know are either ugly or have some sort of standards which sucks...

User avatar #66 to #65 - redking (02/14/2013) [-]
Well looks like I'm about 3000 miles out of range to be able to mug you.

Damn shame too, I have the gun right now.
User avatar #67 to #66 - gladiator (02/14/2013) [-]
well i could use a gun...

User avatar #68 to #67 - redking (02/14/2013) [-]
For a blowjob?
User avatar #69 to #68 - gladiator (02/14/2013) [-]
well i was gonna suggest money...

but if it gets me a gun i hope you dont mind a beard tickling your balls.
User avatar #70 to #69 - redking (02/14/2013) [-]
Well originally you wanted a blowjob and had the money...

Then I wanted the money and had the gun..

Now you want the gun...

Not sure how it's going to help you.
User avatar #71 to #70 - gladiator (02/14/2013) [-]
it would come in handy when i eventually go on a killing spree...

i have a new plan though.

i hire you and your gun.
you use your gun to make someone give me a bj.
we both win in that situation.
User avatar #72 to #71 - redking (02/14/2013) [-]
It does make sense...

But... 3000 miles...

Ugly people..

User avatar #74 to #72 - gladiator (02/14/2013) [-]
yeah, it does seem like a lot to go through for a little money and a mediocre bj at best...

put it on a back burner and if we ever cross paths we shall know what to do.
User avatar #62 to #55 - xsap (02/14/2013) [-]
so.. how many did you buy?
User avatar #73 to #62 - sorrowofdaedalus (02/14/2013) [-]
All of them.
#17 - phantomi ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
#50 - ohgodmysides (02/14/2013) [-]
Amazingly the "their" pissed me off the most
#41 - sheepysquirrel (02/14/2013) [-]
I don't want to live on this planet either...$300 bucks per piercing?! I could have a partial sleeve for that price. I've had 14 piercings and barely spent that much.
User avatar #28 - kmannn (02/14/2013) [-]
***** went full on prostitute
#26 - Thenewguygunther (02/14/2013) [-]
well how am i going to get a blowjob if i can't come in her mouth
well how am i going to get a blowjob if i can't come in her mouth
#21 - europeanswallow (02/14/2013) [-]
I haven't had sex in such a long time that I would

I have a problem
User avatar #80 - kamehamehanurd (02/14/2013) [-]
Guise. GUISE. Guise. GUISE! I think. I THINK. I think, I can decipher the name.
#81 to #80 - yunoacceptnumbers (02/14/2013) [-]
Go on... :D
User avatar #85 to #81 - kamehamehanurd (02/14/2013) [-]
If I were to spend, another hour on it. I think I could get it. But I'm tired.
#86 to #85 - yunoacceptnumbers (02/14/2013) [-]
Well then - nvm but Thx for Trying ^^
User avatar #83 to #81 - kamehamehanurd (02/14/2013) [-]
Give me a little bit to install photoshop or something.
User avatar #75 - sketchead (02/14/2013) [-]
And you aren't jumping on the opportunity why? She clearly practices safe sex.
#84 to #75 - anon (02/14/2013) [-]
OP is clearly thrown off by her lack of penis.
#1 - huntergriff ONLINE (02/13/2013) [-]
#4 to #1 - anon (02/14/2013) [-]
you do realize that guy's gay and his image makes no sense with that caption, right?

(also, you are what you eat.)
User avatar #9 to #4 - huntergriff ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
yes. yes i do.
#31 to #1 - justleavefagmin (02/14/2013) [-]
>MFW Andrew Rannels is a really good performer.
>MFW I even liked him in his Book of Mormon song.
>MFW Andrew Rannels in general.
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