Moar Life hacks ;P. I do not take responsibility for any injuries by trying these things... The one about the color blue and orgasms is the reason I only masturbate to smurfs True Life hacks
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #2 - lexivex
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(02/13/2013) [-]
The one about the color blue and orgasms is the reason I only masturbate to smurfs
#156 to #2 - ferditjuh
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(02/14/2013) [-]
I guess thats explains why Asari are so popular. You might want to look into this dude.

Unless you prefer smurfs ofcourse.
User avatar #6 - scootaloooooo
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(02/13/2013) [-]
my entire room is full of blue so yay
#127 to #6 - ghustla
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(02/13/2013) [-]
blue balls that is
blue balls that is
User avatar #12 to #6 - sarphog
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(02/13/2013) [-]
But no girls
User avatar #14 to #12 - scootaloooooo
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(02/13/2013) [-]
there was...... but not anymore
#21 to #14 - leobreacker
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#42 to #21 - vonspyder
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#50 - ninegagleader
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(02/13/2013) [-]
Half Life 3 confirmed
#100 - breakfastlunch
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#137 to #100 - mvtjets
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#20 - mynameislego
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(02/13/2013) [-]
currently looking for a smurf to ****....
User avatar #69 to #20 - daentraya
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(02/13/2013) [-]
What about a Na'vi? You'd feel so tiny
User avatar #37 to #20 - vladhellsing
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(02/13/2013) [-]
Geez man, haven't you been blueballed enough?
#29 to #20 - angelusprimus
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(02/13/2013) [-]
Is somoene a little blue?
#64 - anonymoose
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(02/13/2013) [-]
And that's why I always masturbate to Na'vis
User avatar #78 to #64 - koalasonfire
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(02/13/2013) [-]
****, you beat me to it.
User avatar #79 to #78 - anonymoose
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(02/13/2013) [-]
I beat myself to it as well.
User avatar #91 to #79 - CakeOrDeath
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(02/13/2013) [-]
I did math for you you funny ************.
#85 to #79 - anon id: 8111ae7d
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(02/13/2013) [-]
I lol'd
#105 - sexypandathemesong
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(02/13/2013) [-]
My room is already blue.
#131 to #105 - Dwarf
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(02/13/2013) [-]
Too bad you won't get to test it.
Too bad you won't get to test it.
User avatar #138 to #131 - littlenish
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(02/13/2013) [-]
Masturbation brings on orgasms. Read a book sometime you lepton.
User avatar #141 to #138 - Dwarf
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(02/13/2013) [-]
So, you're just going to masturbate to the wall?
User avatar #149 to #141 - littlenish
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(02/13/2013) [-]
No, not exactly, but if you masturbate to something then look at the blue surface, BOOM, excellent orgasm.
User avatar #151 to #149 - Dwarf
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(02/13/2013) [-]
fap tits fap tits fap tits BLUE WALL UNGHHHHHH
User avatar #153 to #151 - lolwatthe
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(02/13/2013) [-]
Wall needs love too...
User avatar #143 to #131 - KevinPutt
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(02/13/2013) [-]
fapfapfapfapfap
User avatar #142 to #105 - niralius
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(02/13/2013) [-]
you will Leviosahhhhhh the **** out of your partner!
#53 - grilledcheeze
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(02/13/2013) [-]
Guess who's painting their entire bedroom blue!
User avatar #147 to #53 - mintea
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(02/13/2013) [-]
Time to paint it white.
#104 - xwarheadx
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(02/13/2013) [-]
The walls in my bedroom are painted blue...
#92 - Cleavland Steamer
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(02/13/2013) [-]
Staring at a blue surface, huh?
#125 to #92 - emmatron
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