Moar Life hacks ;P. I do not take responsibility for any injuries by trying these things... The one about the color blue and orgasms is the reason I only masturbate to smurfs True Life hacks
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User avatar #2 - lexivex ONLINE (02/13/2013) [-]
The one about the color blue and orgasms is the reason I only masturbate to smurfs
#156 to #2 - ferditjuh (02/14/2013) [-]
I guess thats explains why Asari are so popular. You might want to look into this dude.

Unless you prefer smurfs ofcourse.
#50 - ninegagleader (02/13/2013) [-]
Half Life 3 confirmed
#64 - anonymoose (02/13/2013) [-]
And that's why I always masturbate to Na'vis
User avatar #78 to #64 - koalasonfire (02/13/2013) [-]
**** , you beat me to it.
User avatar #79 to #78 - anonymoose (02/13/2013) [-]
I beat myself to it as well.
User avatar #91 to #79 - CakeOrDeath (02/13/2013) [-]
I did math for you you funny ************ .
#85 to #79 - anon (02/13/2013) [-]
I lol'd
User avatar #27 - dkillakai (02/13/2013) [-]
Elevator trick is false. doesnt work on any elevator. The whole 'this is how police get to the right floor thing is also b.s., what do you think that key for 'emergencies' is for?
#20 - mynameislego (02/13/2013) [-]
currently looking for a smurf to **** ....
User avatar #69 to #20 - daentraya (02/13/2013) [-]
What about a Na'vi? You'd feel so tiny
User avatar #37 to #20 - vladhellsing (02/13/2013) [-]
Geez man, haven't you been blueballed enough?
#29 to #20 - angelusprimus (02/13/2013) [-]
Is somoene a little blue?
User avatar #107 - bdevils (02/13/2013) [-]
smurfs have to have the best sex life ever then
#105 - sexypandathemesong (02/13/2013) [-]
My room is already blue.
User avatar #142 to #105 - niralius (02/13/2013) [-]
you will Leviosahhhhhh the **** out of your partner!
#131 to #105 - Dwarf (02/13/2013) [-]
Too bad you won't get to test it.
Too bad you won't get to test it.
User avatar #138 to #131 - littlenish (02/13/2013) [-]
Masturbation brings on orgasms. Read a book sometime you lepton.
User avatar #141 to #138 - Dwarf (02/13/2013) [-]
So, you're just going to masturbate to the wall?
User avatar #149 to #141 - littlenish (02/13/2013) [-]
No, not exactly, but if you masturbate to something then look at the blue surface, BOOM, excellent orgasm.
User avatar #151 to #149 - Dwarf (02/13/2013) [-]
fap tits fap tits fap tits BLUE WALL UNGHHHHHH
User avatar #153 to #151 - lolwatthe (02/13/2013) [-]
Wall needs love too...
User avatar #143 to #131 - KevinPutt (02/13/2013) [-]
fapfapfapfapfap
#48 - fuckedbyapony (02/13/2013) [-]
I tried opening my wine bottle..
#93 to #48 - anon (02/13/2013) [-]
Why was your wine bottle empty?
#157 to #93 - fuckedbyapony (02/14/2013) [-]
Safety reasons..
User avatar #121 - RisenLichen (02/13/2013) [-]
So ******* a girl with blue eyes would be amazing..
#128 to #121 - sphinxe (02/13/2013) [-]
Might get a bit awkward if you were staring at her the whole time, like without blinking..
Might get a bit awkward if you were staring at her the whole time, like without blinking..
User avatar #116 - bothemastaofall (02/13/2013) [-]
No **** you can just hit the bottle with a hammer
#84 - waitiknowthisone (02/13/2013) [-]
"make good use of it son, she's all yours now"

"thanks dad"
#53 - grilledcheeze (02/13/2013) [-]
Guess who's painting their entire bedroom blue!
User avatar #147 to #53 - mintea ONLINE (02/13/2013) [-]
Time to paint it white.
User avatar #6 - scootaloooooo (02/13/2013) [-]
my entire room is full of blue so yay
#127 to #6 - ghustla (02/13/2013) [-]
blue balls that is
blue balls that is
User avatar #12 to #6 - sarphog (02/13/2013) [-]
But no girls
User avatar #14 to #12 - scootaloooooo (02/13/2013) [-]
there was...... but not anymore
#45 - thesoxpride (02/13/2013) [-]
On picture 2:
11 x 11
100 - 11 = 89
89 + 89 = 178
100 - 178 = -78
89*89 = 7921
11 x 11 = -787921
What.
User avatar #47 to #45 - vexaton (02/13/2013) [-]
Read my comment. #46
User avatar #49 to #47 - thesoxpride (02/13/2013) [-]
Nah mate it still works, If you think of -78 as -7800 and add the 7921.
-7800 + 7921 = 121 = 11 x 11
User avatar #51 to #49 - thesoxpride (02/13/2013) [-]
Of course its much easier to just multiply them normally
User avatar #52 to #49 - vexaton (02/13/2013) [-]
Well I'll be damned...
User avatar #54 to #52 - thesoxpride (02/13/2013) [-]
Im trying to figure out exactly how this method works, it seems like its just Multiplying 100 x 100 and then subtracting from it the difference between the numbers you are multiplying

User avatar #77 to #54 - rossafire ONLINE (02/13/2013) [-]
Look at comment #58 it's a reply to #8. I think I have an idea of how it works. Something like you split the numbers so that they can be multiplied by a multiple of ten and add on tp a multiple of single digit numbers, so there is less thinking involved.
User avatar #57 to #54 - vexaton (02/13/2013) [-]
That didn't work for me
#104 - xwarheadx (02/13/2013) [-]
The walls in my bedroom are painted blue...
#16 - Xplode (02/13/2013) [-]
Where's the 14th floor on the elevator buttons?
Where's the 14th floor on the elevator buttons?
User avatar #31 to #16 - karpmin (02/13/2013) [-]
ODDly enough though it has a 13 floor which idk if elevators still do that?
#39 to #16 - cryojoker (02/13/2013) [-]
It seems that there are no 4s at all. It might be a Japanese elevator since 4 is considered unlucky to them.
#40 to #39 - cryojoker (02/13/2013) [-]
Actually I think it is unlucky to quite a few east Asian countries
#22 to #16 - dealwithitfagg (02/13/2013) [-]
Also no 4th and 24th.
Also no 4th and 24th.
#92 - Cleavland Steamer (02/13/2013) [-]
Staring at a blue surface, huh?
#99 - kirbyy (02/13/2013) [-]
Does the first one still work if I want to go to the 4th floor?
#106 to #99 - anon (02/13/2013) [-]
YOU IDIOT THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE PICTURE WAS ON THE FOURTH FLOOR ALREADY THATS WHY THERE WAS NO FOURTH FLOOR BUTTON
#108 to #106 - ragingthyroids (02/13/2013) [-]
wut? there should always be a 4th floor button regardless. silly anon
#118 to #108 - zeusx (02/13/2013) [-]
this picture might have been taken in china. their word for 4 is very similar to the word for death and as such many buildings skip that number door or floor altogether. kind of like how we do with the number 13 in many of our buildings
#123 to #118 - anon (02/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #113 to #99 - zetsumeitaka (02/13/2013) [-]
it might have been an elevator in a High tourist traffic area of japan (they do use some english in those areas). They don't use the number 4 as one of the words used for it means "death"

4 = Yon or Shi. (Shi also means death)
User avatar #119 to #99 - suewingyu (02/13/2013) [-]
It's the oriental equivalent to the 13th floor in the states or western cultures, it considered bad luck so they just skip it.
#61 - iviagicbanana (02/13/2013) [-]
I shall paint my room blue
User avatar #65 to #61 - EnergizierAnon (02/13/2013) [-]
everyone's first thought about that.
#66 to #65 - iviagicbanana (02/13/2013) [-]
My girlfriends room is actually blue... No wonder I prefer her house for, "alone time".
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