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If you cant beat em. Pit them against each other?. Hem he ‘NH’! Cl against twenty children: Grab the child diesese he you {er tel use if possible] end use him t

Pit them against each other?

Hem he ‘NH’! Cl against twenty children:
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User avatar #1 - Faz (02/12/2013) [-]
How to win a fight against 20 children:

If you need advice, you probably have no chance anyway.
User avatar #21 to #1 - gayboard (02/13/2013) [-]
Strength in numbers, Faz. Strength in numbers...
#56 to #1 - monstersz (02/13/2013) [-]
Ehehehehe
User avatar #20 to #1 - baggotwo (02/13/2013) [-]
twenty children is a lot to fight. Assuming they are actively trying to kill you, it'd be pretty difficult considering they're in a swarm.
User avatar #24 to #20 - Faz (02/13/2013) [-]
Ever been punched off a 5 year old? With the exception of the testicles there is no place on your body they can do a lot of damage.
User avatar #25 to #24 - baggotwo (02/13/2013) [-]
I actually teach at a preschool, but yes, five year olds are not that strong, but if they try they can do a bit of damage. We're gonna assume that these kids are like zombies, in that their one goal is to kill you. If twenty five year olds are coming at you with nothing else in mind, then it would be a bit difficult. Twenty is a fairly large number when it comes to people.
User avatar #28 to #25 - Faz (02/13/2013) [-]
But without weapons they really do stand no chance, a 5 year old isn't going to get back up after a kick/punch to the face from an adult and even one you knock down makes their numbers lessen, 20 would be incredibly easy.
User avatar #30 to #28 - baggotwo (02/13/2013) [-]
While said adult is kicking/punching one or two children in the face, ten other children could be climbing on top if them. from behind. And, if we are talking about totally zombie-like children, they will not care about pain. Their entire existence will be centered around hurting/killing that adult.
User avatar #31 to #30 - Faz (02/13/2013) [-]
Nobody ever mentioned zombie like children, these are just normal kids.
User avatar #33 to #31 - Auric (02/13/2013) [-]
This is an excellent discussion, calmly putting forward your points with your reasons too.

Oh, and it's about fighting children.
User avatar #34 to #31 - baggotwo (02/13/2013) [-]
Even if they they are normal children, if these children's only goal is to kill an average adult, then they will still get up quicker than some random, normal preschooler off of the street. And in a fight, you would have to be really focused to beat twenty children who are on a mission to kill someone. It's not impossible, but not easy either.
#74 to #34 - imabser (02/13/2013) [-]
This thread.
#61 - ibleedbmx (02/13/2013) [-]
pic related
#84 to #61 - KnowinglyUnknown (02/13/2013) [-]
Pic also related
#92 to #91 - ibleedbmx (02/13/2013) [-]
..close enough
..close enough
#93 to #92 - KnowinglyUnknown (02/13/2013) [-]
You sure about that?
You sure about that?
#105 to #102 - KnowinglyUnknown (02/13/2013) [-]
Alas, a wonderful chain of beautiful interaction between two fellows draws to a close. What started as beating 			*************		 with another 			************		 ended with a puppy in a stroller. May you find your evening enjoyably pleasant and may the people you meet greet you with merriment and pleasantries.    
   
My ass is going to bed.
Alas, a wonderful chain of beautiful interaction between two fellows draws to a close. What started as beating ************* with another ************ ended with a puppy in a stroller. May you find your evening enjoyably pleasant and may the people you meet greet you with merriment and pleasantries.

My ass is going to bed.
#104 to #103 - ibleedbmx (02/13/2013) [-]
hey
#58 - arigsxc (02/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #39 - MrPadre (02/13/2013) [-]
What's the best part of sleeping with twenty one year olds?
There's twenty of them
#78 - graymatter (02/13/2013) [-]
children 2spooky4me
#37 - tacosmells (02/13/2013) [-]
anybody?
anybody?
#46 to #37 - Zyklone (02/13/2013) [-]
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only closely relative i have. ppl should post more will ferrel gifs...
#69 to #47 - comanderspy (02/13/2013) [-]
ok, now thats phanny
ok, now thats phanny
#76 to #47 - Zyklone (02/13/2013) [-]
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#48 to #47 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (02/13/2013) [-]
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#57 - konamicode (02/13/2013) [-]
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#79 - electrickwalrus (02/13/2013) [-]
those kids remind me of Milo from the oblong's
User avatar #59 - kreekydoorS (02/13/2013) [-]
Why do all of those kids have cancer?
#106 to #15 - dstone ONLINE (02/13/2013) [-]
38
#80 to #38 - greatcornholio (02/13/2013) [-]
fite me irl bich niga do u evn lft faget ill fuk u up niga 1v1 me faget
User avatar #16 to #15 - lowlifescarecrow ONLINE (02/13/2013) [-]
26 apparently.
User avatar #22 to #15 - flyingfrogslash (02/13/2013) [-]
Hmm...19. I'm okay with that. That means I could fight off about a class worth of 5 year olds.
#67 to #15 - monstersz (02/13/2013) [-]
Perfect.
#72 to #67 - comanderspy (02/13/2013) [-]
omg me too!!!11
omg me too!!!11
#29 to #15 - ozkarmak (02/13/2013) [-]
25 not bad
User avatar #52 to #15 - xmeatshieldx (02/13/2013) [-]
17 D:
however crazy mode activates and I press all the right buttons.. 39? what the hell did arsyro choose, because I clicked everything to make me look like a ******* badass and I got 9 kids less.
User avatar #108 to #52 - arsyro (02/13/2013) [-]
I LIED, I'M ASHAMED
User avatar #109 to #108 - xmeatshieldx (02/13/2013) [-]
shhh shhh it's ok... :)
User avatar #110 to #109 - arsyro (02/13/2013) [-]
I MUST DIE WHILE I STILL HAVE HONOR
#44 to #15 - anon (02/13/2013) [-]
14. Wow I suck.
User avatar #63 to #15 - kgfsjholis (02/13/2013) [-]
I got 29 five year olds... Now that I actually imagine an entire kindergarten class charging at me, it DOES seem intimidating... :S
#65 to #15 - organicglory (02/13/2013) [-]
26, nice
26, nice
User avatar #18 to #15 - dikslapping (02/13/2013) [-]
32 **** yeah
User avatar #43 to #15 - arsyro (02/13/2013) [-]
48, i guess
User avatar #54 to #43 - oneandonlynigger (02/13/2013) [-]
You cant get higher than 39...
User avatar #107 to #43 - arsyro (02/13/2013) [-]
you caught me, i got 23
#50 to #15 - razerblazer (02/13/2013) [-]
Im..Just gonna leave this here...
#45 to #15 - puggles (02/13/2013) [-]
mostly i'd fight out of desperation, because those little germ covered bastards are evil and must be destroyed.
#77 to #15 - mrsockz (02/13/2013) [-]
Ok then...
#73 to #15 - ktbmnf (02/13/2013) [-]
23
23
User avatar #41 to #15 - xeternalx **User deleted account** (02/13/2013) [-]
28, is that good?
User avatar #32 to #15 - xxgunboysxx (02/13/2013) [-]
34 seems pretty good :D
User avatar #40 to #15 - psykojet (02/13/2013) [-]
30. Damn.
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User avatar #23 to #15 - Faz (02/13/2013) [-]
I did the 5 year old survey and it said i could beat 31 5 year olds, i then took the how many 90 year olds could i beat survey and it said 29...Im pretty sure it would be a lot easier to beat up 90 year olds than 5 year olds.
#17 to #15 - felixjarl (02/13/2013) [-]
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25, not bad.
User avatar #55 - plutobr (02/13/2013) [-]
Just get naked and wait for their parents to get them kids away from you.
#70 - roadtodawn (02/13/2013) [-]
Just imagined this with a child instead of a pole and laughed way too hard.
Just imagined this with a child instead of a pole and laughed way too hard.
#66 - oottovann (02/13/2013) [-]
Amateur...
User avatar #5 - kapane (02/12/2013) [-]
20 children is nothing. You could literally swat them away with an open palm.
User avatar #6 to #5 - blackleather (02/12/2013) [-]
Depends on the age and weight of the child, you know. I know plenty of 5 years olds who hit hard if you aren't careful, and I'm not talking about shin kicks or nut punches either.
User avatar #7 to #6 - kapane (02/12/2013) [-]
I refuse to agree with that. I am over twice the size of an average toddler, and presuming they don't have weapons, I could beat them back easily.

Its like trying to kill an elephant with no gun.
User avatar #8 to #7 - blackleather (02/12/2013) [-]
You see, you are confusing Toddlers with children. Toddler's are anything that 3 years or less of age. Once they are 5 however, that's when they become dangerous. Obviously you can beat back a toddler because they can't even fight back, but an actual child actually takes some work.

This is coming from a guy who ends up with bruises play fighting with 6-7 cousins all at once, all kids ranging from 5-7, and I do so on a regular basis. When the kids know how to hit, they hit hard.
User avatar #9 to #8 - kapane (02/12/2013) [-]
OK, perhaps toddler was the wrong word, but a 5 year old is still puny. You ground yourself and swat them away. A few will hit you sure, but they won't do any real damage.
#12 to #10 - kapane (02/12/2013) [-]
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#2 - simeonc (02/12/2013) [-]
that's not how you use nunchucks
#60 - anon (02/13/2013) [-]
Additional information: If you are in America, just take out your semi-automatic rifle and shoot them.
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