Just The Facts, Ma'am. found this on facebook not sure if its been on here before but eh it. HEREIS " maitre HAVE INN BEN WITH I SIN: YEAH SIBBIE. SHIN!. anyone else disturbed by how COMPLETELY unrelated the background is?
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#2 - notthistime (02/12/2013) [-]
anyone else disturbed by how COMPLETELY unrelated the background is?
User avatar #7 to #2 - infamoustrapper (02/12/2013) [-]
I think these might all be quotes from the different fake will ferrel twitter accounts
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#4 to #2 - timelordeternal (02/12/2013) [-]
Dude, unrelated pictures are cool.
Dude, unrelated pictures are cool.
#11 to #4 - fedegon (02/12/2013) [-]
They indeed are.
#27 - fuckyosixtyminutes (02/13/2013) [-]
Like anyone on Funnyjunk is selective enough to care.
#1 - anon (02/12/2013) [-]
"I have only been with one guy... who happened to have a fisting fetish."

One guy can do a lot of damage to a vagina if he's kinky or well endowed enough. The amount of owners isn't as important as the miles driven and the accidents that have happened (babies, abortions, stds)
#30 to #1 - anon (02/13/2013) [-]
hehe, don't believe it. show me the whorefax
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User avatar #46 to #17 - philippinessucks (02/13/2013) [-]
Tuvak? Ensign Kim? Does Janeway know about this?
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#31 - applejaxl (02/13/2013) [-]
i wanna **** on the stairs
#54 to #43 - applejaxl (02/13/2013) [-]
wheres your sense of adventure
wheres your sense of adventure
#36 to #10 - beefking (02/13/2013) [-]
**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Imaginary Bullet Kills Kitten ** casuals....
#29 - anon (02/13/2013) [-]
Shouldn't this work the same for girls when selecting a guy? or do none of you care since you're so jaded that if a woman doesn't want a guy who has been with 40+ women she's just a picky, uptight bitch?
User avatar #40 to #29 - shayyman (02/13/2013) [-]
It kind of does. There are plenty of guys at my school who have been labeled as players, and no one will date them. I mean people will **** them but no girl will actually be in a relationship with them because of their status.

I mean there's still was more whore labeling, but it does go both ways.
User avatar #47 to #40 - setittowumbo (02/13/2013) [-]
I agree. I know a lot of girls at my school who are sluts but yet guys still fall head over heals for them and then the only way for someone who has been labeled as a player the only way he'll get anyone is if it is a slut or someone who doesn't know who he is. I think they both should be shunned as a bunch of horny bunnies that don't know how to control their hormones.

My gender has gotten so free passes it's pathetic. It's easy to be a slut. HOWEVER, if a woman is notified that a man is a sex craving man whore then she really shouldn't be classed as "picky" if she doesn't want to go out with him.
User avatar #6 - freddychavez (02/12/2013) [-]
Why should anybody care how many people she has slept with?
User avatar #49 to #6 - philippinessucks (02/13/2013) [-]
Because whore are disgusting and worthless.

My wife was a virgin when I met her. Nothing like having a a girl that has value.
User avatar #58 to #49 - freddychavez (02/13/2013) [-]
Goes that for you aswell? Were you a virgin when you got married?
User avatar #59 to #58 - philippinessucks (02/13/2013) [-]
I was not. But I'm not a girl...
User avatar #60 to #59 - freddychavez (02/13/2013) [-]
I do not see why you were allowed to sleep around when your wife has to remain a virgin. I'd like to point out that the virginity is just a myth to keep women down, there is nothing there anybody can take from us females.
The choice of how many people she has slept with is her own business. I respect waiting with sex for the marriage, that is alright. But that does not mean a promiscue woman deserves to be treaten that way.
User avatar #61 to #60 - philippinessucks (02/13/2013) [-]
There is something down there that can be taken away. An un-ruptured hymen. Virginity. Girls who sleep around are nasty whores. I don't even talk to them at work.

Virginity is not a myth. lol Girls are not born whores. They are born virgins. Durrrr...

Whores should not have the right to vote. Or protection from the law. And only allowed to work on garbage trucks or sewers. **** that. They should be forced to live in the sewers.
User avatar #50 to #6 - setittowumbo (02/13/2013) [-]
STD's and not to mention a black hole isn't fun to **** ...
#39 to #6 - anon (02/13/2013) [-]
Because I want a girl who doesn't have a vagina the size of a black hole.
User avatar #57 to #39 - freddychavez (02/13/2013) [-]
Or compared to your small dick isn't it all a huge black hole?
User avatar #20 to #6 - asongulol (02/13/2013) [-]
Because I don't want to be in a relationship with a girl who has already been skewered by 30 men.
User avatar #23 to #20 - immortalfear (02/13/2013) [-]
Kinda like how a girl doesn't want to be in a relationship with a guy who has screwed 30 girls.
#24 to #23 - anon (02/13/2013) [-]
ahhhww snap
User avatar #26 - twatmissile (02/13/2013) [-]
Theres already a whorefax. its called facebook
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#9 - theflaminpenguinz (02/12/2013) [-]
Loving the super relevant picture of Will Ferrel...
#16 to #9 - zomura (02/13/2013) [-]
It's something one of those fake will ferrel accounts have said
User avatar #15 - Sinless (02/13/2013) [-]
I've been thinking that for the longest.

There should really be some place like that online, maybe not for the number of previous lovers. But at least to confirm gender history, and std history.....and age. It's getting pretty scary out there guys.
#45 to #15 - anon (02/13/2013) [-]
showing someone's std history is a huge violation of privacy. in canada if someone has certain types of hiv and you are using a condom with them they are NOT required to tell you their status for privacy reasons. there is no way a site like that would ever be allowed to operate, and if one was they'd probably be sued and forced to shut down.

also if you're stupid enough to **** someone too young that's your own problem, ask to see id if you have any doubts. being a dumbass is no excuse for that **** .
User avatar #51 to #45 - Sinless (02/13/2013) [-]
Well, the pages don't have to be public. They could be private and only allowed viewing to specific people if the owner allowed it.

Also, you'd be surprised. I know a guy who slept with a girl in an 18+ club, but turned out to be a 16 yr old who snuck in.
User avatar #3 - isheapurebread (02/12/2013) [-]
Is that Will Ferrel?
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User avatar #12 to #3 - cirquededc (02/12/2013) [-]
It's Christian Bale
User avatar #21 to #12 - blackleather (02/13/2013) [-]
No, it's Sam Worthington.
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User avatar #28 - Yojimbo (02/13/2013) [-]
Even if Will Ferrel didn't say it, it's funny as **** . And Whorefax would probably be very successful. Another good idea would be a device that could show you what a girl looks like under her pound of makeup, as well as age, and gender.
User avatar #44 to #28 - thatnerdyguy (02/13/2013) [-]
>And gender
But that would ruin the surprise!
User avatar #56 to #44 - Yojimbo (02/13/2013) [-]
I said gender! And that's the reason I don't like surprises.
#48 to #28 - anon (02/13/2013) [-]
funny how guys complain about girls being fake. well at least you have an idea of what size their tits/ass are, where girls have no idea how big a dick is until they are already there. so if there is a device that works like that one should be reverse that shows how big (or small) a guys dick is.
User avatar #55 to #48 - Yojimbo (02/13/2013) [-]
Padded bras, stuffing, etc. We have no idea. And I didn't complain about them being fake, but even you can't deny a girl looks very different without makeup on. It's just a fact.
#35 to #28 - scotchxblock (02/13/2013) [-]
That would instantaneously turn every body from any of my classes ugly.

I'd prefer to keep everybody beautiful and fake.
#13 - tomhefailin (02/13/2013) [-]
so much truth
so much truth
User avatar #38 to #13 - lecherouslad (02/13/2013) [-]
"Thanks Obama"
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