Shut up. but im nice to girls. Ream. I'm sick of this . Just being a "nice guy" wont get a girl to be attracted to you, pretty girls have guys playing the whole "nice guy" thing batman
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#23 - helenwheels (02/12/2013) [-]
Number of girls asked out- 0
Number of girls who have put you in the friendzone- Every girl you've ever spoken too.

Most of you aren't even 17 yet, you're young, greasy, hardly pubescent and you feel stupid for things you said a week ago, maybe you aren't as perfect as you think.
#251 to #123 - anonyrnoose (02/13/2013) [-]
It should be in thirds.

"I look like a dump truck"
"I have no confidence"
"I keep making excuses and sit my ass on the computer all day."
User avatar #254 to #251 - UA partay (02/13/2013) [-]
This is not an excuse. I actually do try, but I just cannot succeed. I am not blaming the girls because, after being this unsuccessful, the only logical reason is that it is my fault.
#259 to #254 - anonyrnoose (02/13/2013) [-]
No, I mean people who go like

"I'm just a nice guy, bitches are the problem, not me." and stuff like that.
User avatar #261 to #259 - UA partay (02/13/2013) [-]
Ah. Alright. I apologize for the misunderstanding.
#10 - tosho (02/12/2013) [-]
I'm sick of this **** . Just being a "nice guy" wont get a girl to be attracted to you, pretty girls have guys playing the whole "nice guy" thing to them everyday. Being a "nice guy" is pretty much the bare minimum of being a boyfriend. Thats what FJ doesn't understand.
User avatar #60 to #10 - turboderp (02/12/2013) [-]
Dude, it's every "nice" guys problem that they don't understand that. Not only people within FJ, nor is it the problem for all on FJ. But you're right, being a nice guy and just assuming girls should be attracted to you, not realizing that "bad guys" can be nice, to those they want.. That kinda makes then judgemental duches themself.

There's a difference between being nice, and being a gentleman. A gentleman can be nice to those he want, but can be an ass to whoever he doesn't like aswell.

What does your grandma allways tell you to be? A gentleman.
User avatar #135 to #10 - wellfuckmylife (02/12/2013) [-]
Being nice means not showing up interest and not flirting and not doing crazy stuff, because you want the best for her and don't want to be too pushy... But unfortunately, it doesn't pay off.

I always thought that I didn't get girls because I was nice.. Yes, it was true! So that meant I needed to change myself for more attractive for girls by being a little naughty, flirty and so on. Nothing have changed, but I'm making progress.

But yeah, these "nice guys" are probably socially awkward guys who haven't talked to many girls... Just buy and add a dash of flirty, funny and naughty to you and you are OK to go!
User avatar #227 to #10 - arisaka (02/13/2013) [-]
Sometimes people's personalities just click. I was really nice to my girlfriend before we were together, and I think we just complemented eachother perfectly. Yeah, I'm lucky, and this won't apply to anyone else here...

But being nice does get you places. But be REALLY nice. Honest.
#197 to #10 - saladtongsofdeath (02/13/2013) [-]
girls just use the whole "i would date you if we weren't such good friends" because you are either ugly, poor or boring imo
User avatar #300 to #10 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (02/13/2013) [-]
hate me if you want, I just be myself around whomever... If they girl doesn't like me I'm not going to force it, it's the one that likes you for who you are that you WANT to be with
User avatar #21 to #10 - happyfox (02/12/2013) [-]
nice + hot
nice + funny
nice + talented

pick one, run with it. nice on it's own just makes you a smiling buffoon.
User avatar #27 to #21 - lafuriaroja (02/12/2013) [-]
You could also be hot, funny, and talented...
#193 to #27 - saladtongsofdeath (02/13/2013) [-]
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then you would just be NPH
User avatar #79 to #27 - OminousDemon (02/12/2013) [-]
u could also just be
hot and funny

make a girl laugh + nice looks = insta female boner
User avatar #338 to #79 - moxmortuus (02/13/2013) [-]
Sorry to tell ya but not EVERY girl goes for the douche bag.
User avatar #120 to #21 - gespony (02/12/2013) [-]
i got nice + some funny and some talented, worked pretty good
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User avatar #119 - chinesehandcuffs (02/12/2013) [-]
**chinesehandcuffs rolls 0** I am single with this many girlfriends
#126 to #119 - jbsofinetwo (02/12/2013) [-]
#321 - xeltar (02/13/2013) [-]

Ok time to be serious: Consider relationships to be economic exchanges, they need to be mutually beneficial. I don't mean that they're necesarily materialistic but you have to be able to offer something to match your partner. If he/she is a 9/10 or 10/10, believe me they worked hard to maintain that physique. If you can't offer the same level of looks, then you need something else, anything that can be appreciated (sense of humor, confidence, intelligence etc). something that is worthwhile.

Being nice is the first step to have a meaningful relationship; 99% of people do not like a scumbag, they may appreciate his/her confidence, but almost nobody likes people who act like ******* because they act like ******* . Being nice is something that is expected, imagine if someone tried to pick up girls by saying "I won't beat you"; of course that's ridiculous. Girls care for personality, being nice is not part of your personality though, being nice is part of being a decent human being, but you have to offer more than that to be attractive to others.

With Valentine's day right around the corner, I wish you all unhappily single Funnyjunkers good luck in your pursuits, you're awesome, you have talents, go out there and show them.
#39 - sweetellie (02/12/2013) [-]
I'm single because I'm ugly, Shy, boring and generally unpleasant to be around.   
But I can live with that.
I'm single because I'm ugly, Shy, boring and generally unpleasant to be around.
But I can live with that.
#17 - insanefreak (02/12/2013) [-]
Be nice to girls, get friendzoned, be nice to girls..

Let's be honest, want a girlfriend? Get your ass out of the computer, go into life, do stuff, talk to girls!
Try to meet up a girl in a pool, at a pub, or wherever you go!
Just try it, ask if she drops by often, make casual conversation! It's how every relationship starts!
Yeah, sure, you might not find a girlfriend that way, but you'll at least make some friends. Don't talk about sex, don't complain about life, just make some happy conversation, random, silly even. Ask about work, studies, music, what-ever man! Just try it out.

Going out and talking to girls, that's where most of our issues lay. Going out, and talking to the same girl over a time-span of weeks, months, years, will create strong friendships, and that's what'll allow some of us to actually end up finding a girlfriend.

Not all, but some.
Me? I'm looking for a girl as well. I go to the swimming pool once a week, go ice skating once a week, go running every day in the weekends with my dog, and I work as well, taking the bus and train, meeting many people on the way to and from my job. I meet a lot of people in life. I haven't found a girlfriend so far, but I have made a few friends, and I have fun.

We all have potential. We just need to have the guts to give it a try, and the optimism it'll work.
User avatar #62 to #17 - toosexyforyou (02/12/2013) [-]
I too would try to help people like you are doing now and 3 things have happened. 1. I got thumbed down by the people I had specifically took the time to answer their question. 2. I got thumbed up only by people that already knew exactly what you just said. 3. I have realized that the people that could use that advice the most don't want it.
User avatar #29 to #17 - thedarkestrogue (02/12/2013) [-]
heh. heh. meet a girl at a pool.
cause thats not creepy.

'Hey I see you go swimming. I too go swimming. This is the first time we've ever talked and we're both half naked already. Alllright."
#31 to #29 - insanefreak (02/12/2013) [-]
I'm mostly at the diving boards, trying to learn new tricks, often hurting myself in the process. (try a double somersault, or sumersault, whatever, you'll be surprised by the amount of faceplants you'll make)

When something happens, make casual conversation. 'Nice jump', or 'nice form', if you know something about swimming.
'Did you see that guy?'

Random conversation, casual conversation.
Like I said, don't direct everything to the body immediately. Being partialy naked is normal in a pool. If you want to make it awkward, and sound like a creep, you should say stuff like that, but to people in a pool, something like that is normal.
User avatar #33 to #31 - thedarkestrogue (02/12/2013) [-]
Oh I know, i just thought that my train of thought was funny.

I do small amounts of parkour. Making small jumps across gaps and hopping on walls gets people talking too. and its a **** ton of fun.
#36 to #33 - insanefreak (02/12/2013) [-]
Have you ever heard of a Survival Run?
It's a long distance run, but the running is the easy part. It's an obstacle course, with, depending on which run, between fifteen and fifty obstacles, varying from small and easy, to long and dreadful.

With one run, in Bruges, I made the dreadful mistake, despite the freezing weather, hard wind and soaking rain (nevermind the obstacles involving us to go into the water to the point our shoulders were soaked), to try the yellow parcour (advanced, eleven km, red is the only one harder, which is advanced, eighteen km)

At the last part, I fell down, and only realized I had let go by the time I hit the ground, eight feet lower. Fell on mud, lucky me, but the rest of the parcour is downright amazing. It's great power training as well, though you're not likely to move much the next few days.

If you can, try to partake in such a run. It's great company, great atmosphere, and it's fun as well.
User avatar #132 to #36 - gespony (02/12/2013) [-]
there are runs like those in Flandres? Can you let me know when the next one is going to be? I really want to try these runs out sometimes :)
#350 to #132 - insanefreak (02/13/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link

Keep an eye on this site, they'll show when the next one is coming up.
They also have them in the Netherlands. I went to Adegem and Bruges this year, and look forward to the next one already.
User avatar #124 - thegamerslife (02/12/2013) [-]
Yeah I find this excuse used far too often, I'm nice to women, had plenty of gf's who were all bitches, decided to give it one last try before living alone the rest of my life and being rich like my uncle, but I found my fiance and that all changed. guess it just depends on your out look on life and knowing what you deserve and not using excuses to explain why you let yourself stay in the friend zone.
bring on you red thumbs you lonely lazy ugly ***** !!
User avatar #130 to #124 - TheHutchie (02/12/2013) [-]
I totally agree, guys need to learn to be the guy she wants them to be and not the guy her dad wants them to be. Being nice is good and all, but it just doesn't excite girls. And we all know everybody hates dickheads, even girls do eventually, no matter how oddly lovable they find them at first.

There's a balance. It sounds weird, but it's true. Being a sissy will never get a man laid.
User avatar #351 to #130 - thegamerslife (02/13/2013) [-]
hey I never said be what she wants either. I just act how I want to act in accordance to my own moral compass.I PROMOTE YOU BEING YOU, AND NOT ANYTHING ELSE!! This just happens to be what some women have called me "a modern gentlemen", while I would never go that far cause I DON'T think I'm that nice apparently women disagree.

Sometimes out of a curiosity for different walks of life I wish I could have experience the polar opposites of friend zone and douche bag with hep. I guess I just got lucky I was raised right and all the circumstances came together for me sooner than most, for all these factors I am thankful. even though I'm broke as **** and my fiance and I are still living with my family I am just glad to be with her no matter how broke we get, and at least this way I know if I get rich shes not with me for the money. :D

My message would just be.
be yourself, don't change or give up the things you love, you don't have to. when it comes to who you want, don't be scared, just be assertive make it know you respect them, care for them, and want a chance. The only wrong question is the one you never ask, "no" can't kill you.

now let me just put away this soap box and go back to watching cat videos.
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User avatar #290 to #223 - rsfilmsworld (02/13/2013) [-]
good looking girls do it because they fishing for attention
#58 - pukki (02/12/2013) [-]
I'm single because I don't talk to girls. Simple as that.
I'm single because I don't talk to girls. Simple as that.
User avatar #73 to #58 - grogovic (02/12/2013) [-]
OP will be pleased to hear this.
#264 - reginleif (02/13/2013) [-]
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Yeah OP you're not so handsome yourself.
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#136 - shannonrw (02/12/2013) [-]
Okay, I'm gonna get red thumbed to hell for posting this comment, but that's okay, because guys need to hear this and I'm willing to take one for the team.

Coming from a girl, I'm here to tell you that the friendzone isn't a real thing, it does not exist. The friendzone is a way for us girls to let down a guy who we aren't interested in nicely. We feel really guilty when we know a guy likes us but we don't like them back, so we put them in the "friendzone". But in reality, it just means that there is something about you that makes us not want to date you. Maybe you're ugly, maybe you're too insecure, maybe you're too clingy, I don't know. But you will NOT see an insanely good-looking, confident, funny guy get friendzoned. Of course there are always exceptions, don't get me wrong, but you won't see those types of guys friendzoned, because there aren't deal breakers with them that make us not want to date them.

Hey, it can even happen with girls. You ever have that one friend that's cool and all, but you just would NOT sleep with her or date her? You probably had a reason. It probably wasn't because you guys were too good of "friends".

It's really not our fault. You can NOT just force yourself to have feelings for someone you aren't attracted to. Sure, lots of girls are vain and shallow, but so are a lot of guys. Guys tend to overestimate females' attraction for them (there was a study, I'd post a link, but really, who'd read it?) and so you guys always go for the really pretty girls that are out of your league rather than a girl with the same or lower level of attractiveness as you. Coming from someone who is always the friend of the girl that all the guys like, I will tell you that you will find someone a lot easier if you stop going for these types of girls.

Tl;dr Friend zone isn't real, it's just a nice way for girls to let guys down nicer than telling them that there's something about the guy that makes the girl want to date them.
User avatar #174 to #136 - retributionthepimp (02/12/2013) [-]
See now this is why I hate reading things like this, because yes they are true, but now that I know it, I'm not going to stop thinking about it for a while.

Thanks for the insight though.
#206 to #136 - tomtomvdp (02/13/2013) [-]
My respects miss , that was eloquent as **** . I've been trying to explain this to some of my friends , but they just won't believe me because i have a dick.
#242 to #136 - goblingang (02/13/2013) [-]
Well put.
Well put.
#144 to #136 - anon (02/12/2013) [-]
tits or gtfo
#149 to #144 - shannonrw (02/12/2013) [-]
Hah-hah-hah! That was a very funny joke! :-)
#138 to #136 - anon (02/12/2013) [-]
Uhhhh... That's still friendzoning.
User avatar #140 to #138 - shannonrw (02/12/2013) [-]
It's not. Friendzoning is implying that someone isn't going to date you because you're too good of friends and they don't want to ruin the friendship. My whole point of the comment was that that's *not* the real reason.
#147 to #140 - anon (02/12/2013) [-]
Friendzoning is making someone that has feelings for you be your friend instead of dating them. That's how you get friendzoned. If you're already friends then you were previously friendzoned. Guys, help me out here. You can't friendzone somebody that is already your friend. Illogical.
User avatar #153 to #147 - responsibletim (02/12/2013) [-]
#253 to #153 - anon (02/13/2013) [-]
which we call friendzone
#304 to #253 - blindkungfumasta (02/13/2013) [-]
No. We call it she is not ******* into you like that. There is no friendzone. If a girl does not want to date you for some reason, she won't date you. It's not because you're too good of friends, it's for some other reason, be it she's not attracted to you, or your personalities don't click, either way she does not want to be with you. Being friends with her has nothing to do with it.
User avatar #354 to #253 - responsibletim (02/13/2013) [-]
No, she just doesn't want to date you. Get the **** over it.
#148 to #147 - gameshredder (02/12/2013) [-]
Just sit the 			****		 down.
Just sit the **** down.
#150 to #148 - anon (02/12/2013) [-]
Don't throw a chair at me!
User avatar #156 to #147 - shannonrw (02/12/2013) [-]
How does one force someone to be their friend? If the guy can't handle being friends with a girl he has feelings for, why is that anyone's fault? No one is making them be the girl's friend.
#180 to #136 - stormtrooperbob (02/12/2013) [-]
If you dont want to date a guy, but you still want to be his friend. Is that not being friendzoned?
User avatar #185 to #180 - shannonrw (02/12/2013) [-]
Let me put it this way, the friendzone is when a girl will not date you because you're too good of friends. If you don't want a date a guy, then there is something about the guy that makes you not want to date him. Then he may be "friendzoned", but that's my point. That the friendzone isn't a real thing, there is a REASON that you don't want to date that guy.
User avatar #191 to #185 - stormtrooperbob (02/13/2013) [-]
but being too good of friends would be a reason why you wouldnt date someone. As long as you are still friends and the guy still sees you in a romantic light, he is friendzoned.

I think we are trying to say the same thing in a different way.
User avatar #202 to #191 - shannonrw (02/13/2013) [-]
Sorry, the semantics of it confuses me a bit, I'm not sure how to say it much better than my original post haha.

That's what I mean though, being too good of friends is just about never going to be a reason that a girl doesn't want to date you. It's just what girls say in order to avoid telling guys the real reason.
#146 to #136 - gameshredder (02/12/2013) [-]
Well put.
Well put.
#116 - theorangefox (02/12/2013) [-]
I'm shy, and not looking for a relationship at the moment, but after you get rejected the first time, you literally become impervious to it, seriously you do!

If you're going to let rejection be your biggest fear, then don't even bother leaving the house.
#183 - xrainbowdashx (02/12/2013) [-]
the reason why im single
#159 - responsibletim (02/12/2013) [-]
Friendzone does not exist.
Friendzone does not exist.
#164 to #159 - anon (02/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, yeah, it does.
Was rejected twice because they both wanted to stay friends.
User avatar #171 to #164 - santapony (02/12/2013) [-]
That's because you're an anonymous pussy.
User avatar #225 to #164 - responsibletim (02/13/2013) [-]
No, it doesn't.
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User avatar #316 to #100 - savioratimus (02/13/2013) [-]
Socially awkard? Yeah. But being autistic and having a girlfriend are two different things. I find it wierd that with the female friends i have, I dont want to get with them. I guess thats what is the difference. When a "nice guy" finds a girl, he feels that she is the only girl he will ever have. I'm autistic, and I had a girlfriend. It sucks that we are being stereotypes
User avatar #115 to #100 - senorfrog (02/12/2013) [-]
I don't know why I have to keep asking this every time, What the **** is wrong with being a virgin? I'm a virgin because I didn't want to give it away just to any ol skank.
User avatar #117 to #115 - theorangefox (02/12/2013) [-]
And I respect you for that.
#188 - polkaface (02/13/2013) [-]
Honey boo boo's mother has a boyfriend and you still single let that sink in
Honey boo boo's mother has a boyfriend and you still single let that sink in
#203 to #188 - personone (02/13/2013) [-]
I got this in two picture forms.
User avatar #240 to #188 - herpymcderp (02/13/2013) [-]
All of her children have different fathers.

She had at least four boyfriends and you can't even get a girlfriend.
User avatar #249 to #188 - WizardOfTheLawl (02/13/2013) [-]
What the **** is that horrid beast!?
User avatar #3 - xxbutthurtxx (02/12/2013) [-]
Well im rather a shy guy but there is alcohol for that. But it doesn't matter if im nice or an asshole, I don't manage to get a girlfriend. So...I have to be ugly then?
User avatar #42 - freakaleak (02/12/2013) [-]
its because ugly people have standards that are way to high for them
i see lots of ugly people in happy relationships
you uglies just have to start going for your own type
User avatar #75 to #42 - ishalltroll (02/12/2013) [-]
Problem: I don't even think I look that bad, people are just extremely put off by my extremely heavy scarring.
User avatar #76 to #75 - ishalltroll (02/12/2013) [-]
As in, children stare at me for minutes on end until their parents pull them away, and the first thing people usually ask me is not my name but "OH MA GAWD, HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?"
#110 to #76 - anon (02/12/2013) [-]
Go to katawa shoujo.
User avatar #356 to #76 - freakaleak (02/13/2013) [-]
i honestly think scars look cool. maybe there staring with awe!
User avatar #357 to #356 - ishalltroll (02/13/2013) [-]
They may be cool usually. But these are very, very wide and large areas of 'burned' tissue we're talking about.
User avatar #358 to #357 - freakaleak (02/13/2013) [-]
howd you get burned?
User avatar #359 to #358 - ishalltroll (02/13/2013) [-]
I didn't. The wounds I sustained are classified as burns. 3rd degree burns to be exact.
They were however caused by bacteria devastating the fat and skin tissue all over my legs and well, partially my face.
Thus the doctors decided to cut the first skinlayer from extremely large areas on my chest, stomach, back, arms and head and re-lay those parts of skin onto the destroyed parts on my legs, thus forming a new skin.
Also, because the bacteria destroyed the tissue on my knees so badly that my kneecaps were openly showing, a muscle which is not necessary to walk was cut at the heel and rebound upwards over the knee, then re-attached above the knee as to protect the kneecap.
User avatar #363 to #359 - freakaleak (02/14/2013) [-]
knarly dude. what bacteria?
User avatar #364 to #363 - ishalltroll (02/14/2013) [-]
Meningococcal Sebsis. Usually only appears on children until the age of ~6.
I was 8.
User avatar #365 to #364 - freakaleak (02/14/2013) [-]
just googled it. that ***** intense
#366 to #365 - ishalltroll (02/14/2013) [-]
Here's a photo of my leg.
At the top is my knee and towards the bottom my upper leg.
User avatar #367 to #366 - freakaleak (02/14/2013) [-]
holy **** thats crazy! not going to lie, it looks pretty rad.
#368 to #367 - ishalltroll (02/14/2013) [-]
And here's my calve.
The skin is so thin you can faintly see the remaining muscles working below.
Also the whole area has a blue'ish color to it.
User avatar #369 to #368 - freakaleak (02/14/2013) [-]
woah awesome! does it hurt since its so tight?
User avatar #370 to #369 - ishalltroll (02/15/2013) [-]
No. The skin and all tissue below was compressed after I got out of hospital.
This was done using custom-made compressionsuits, each of which cost anywhere from 3000-5000€. Pretty much a whole-body suit that is 5 numbers too small.
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#43 to #42 - scotchxblock (02/12/2013) [-]
I took this advice 3 minutes ago, and I'm already in a relationship with a girl with autism from down the street.

Thanks for advice, friend.
User avatar #63 to #43 - toosexyforyou (02/12/2013) [-]
See if you can make a threesome happen with the retarded girl that goes to your school.
User avatar #44 to #43 - freakaleak (02/12/2013) [-]
glad i could help.
go get em, tiger.
#152 to #43 - whalestick (02/12/2013) [-]
that made me laugh way to much
User avatar #349 to #43 - youjustlossthegame (02/13/2013) [-]
More like from DOWNS the street.

I apologize.
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