Shut up. but im nice to girls. Ream. I'm sick of this . Just being a "nice guy" wont get a girl to be attracted to you, pretty girls have guys playing the whole "nice guy" thing
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#10 - tosho (02/12/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I'm sick of this **** . Just being a "nice guy" wont get a girl to be attracted to you, pretty girls have guys playing the whole "nice guy" thing to them everyday. Being a "nice guy" is pretty much the bare minimum of being a boyfriend. Thats what FJ doesn't understand.
#23 - helenwheels (02/12/2013) [-]
Number of girls asked out- 0
Number of girls who have put you in the friendzone- Every girl you've ever spoken too.


Most of you aren't even 17 yet, you're young, greasy, hardly pubescent and you feel stupid for things you said a week ago, maybe you aren't as perfect as you think.
User avatar #42 - freakaleak (02/12/2013) [+] (21 replies)
its because ugly people have standards that are way to high for them
i see lots of ugly people in happy relationships
you uglies just have to start going for your own type
#43 to #42 - scotchxblock (02/12/2013) [-]
I took this advice 3 minutes ago, and I'm already in a relationship with a girl with autism from down the street.

Thanks for advice, friend.
#17 - insanefreak (02/12/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Be nice to girls, get friendzoned, be nice to girls..

Let's be honest, want a girlfriend? Get your ass out of the computer, go into life, do stuff, talk to girls!
Try to meet up a girl in a pool, at a pub, or wherever you go!
Just try it, ask if she drops by often, make casual conversation! It's how every relationship starts!
Yeah, sure, you might not find a girlfriend that way, but you'll at least make some friends. Don't talk about sex, don't complain about life, just make some happy conversation, random, silly even. Ask about work, studies, music, what-ever man! Just try it out.

Going out and talking to girls, that's where most of our issues lay. Going out, and talking to the same girl over a time-span of weeks, months, years, will create strong friendships, and that's what'll allow some of us to actually end up finding a girlfriend.

Not all, but some.
Me? I'm looking for a girl as well. I go to the swimming pool once a week, go ice skating once a week, go running every day in the weekends with my dog, and I work as well, taking the bus and train, meeting many people on the way to and from my job. I meet a lot of people in life. I haven't found a girlfriend so far, but I have made a few friends, and I have fun.

We all have potential. We just need to have the guts to give it a try, and the optimism it'll work.
#136 - shannonrw (02/12/2013) [+] (22 replies)
Okay, I'm gonna get red thumbed to hell for posting this comment, but that's okay, because guys need to hear this and I'm willing to take one for the team.

Coming from a girl, I'm here to tell you that the friendzone isn't a real thing, it does not exist. The friendzone is a way for us girls to let down a guy who we aren't interested in nicely. We feel really guilty when we know a guy likes us but we don't like them back, so we put them in the "friendzone". But in reality, it just means that there is something about you that makes us not want to date you. Maybe you're ugly, maybe you're too insecure, maybe you're too clingy, I don't know. But you will NOT see an insanely good-looking, confident, funny guy get friendzoned. Of course there are always exceptions, don't get me wrong, but you won't see those types of guys friendzoned, because there aren't deal breakers with them that make us not want to date them.

Hey, it can even happen with girls. You ever have that one friend that's cool and all, but you just would NOT sleep with her or date her? You probably had a reason. It probably wasn't because you guys were too good of "friends".

It's really not our fault. You can NOT just force yourself to have feelings for someone you aren't attracted to. Sure, lots of girls are vain and shallow, but so are a lot of guys. Guys tend to overestimate females' attraction for them (there was a study, I'd post a link, but really, who'd read it?) and so you guys always go for the really pretty girls that are out of your league rather than a girl with the same or lower level of attractiveness as you. Coming from someone who is always the friend of the girl that all the guys like, I will tell you that you will find someone a lot easier if you stop going for these types of girls.

Tl;dr Friend zone isn't real, it's just a nice way for girls to let guys down nicer than telling them that there's something about the guy that makes the girl want to date them.
#39 - sweetellie (02/12/2013) [-]
I'm single because I'm ugly, Shy, boring and generally unpleasant to be around.   
But I can live with that.
I'm single because I'm ugly, Shy, boring and generally unpleasant to be around.
But I can live with that.
#213 - Womens Study Major (02/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
If you think you're ugly, (most likely the reason you're friendzoned), Do something about it, go out, go to the gym, get off your ass, come back ripped, accquire bitches.
User avatar #217 to #213 - awesomenessdefined (02/13/2013) [-]
Working out doesn't cure ugly.
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#58 - pukki (02/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm single because I don't talk to girls. Simple as that.
I'm single because I don't talk to girls. Simple as that.
User avatar #119 - chinesehandcuffs (02/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**chinesehandcuffs rolls 0** I am single with this many girlfriends
#116 - theorangefox (02/12/2013) [-]
I'm shy, and not looking for a relationship at the moment, but after you get rejected the first time, you literally become impervious to it, seriously you do!

If you're going to let rejection be your biggest fear, then don't even bother leaving the house.
#321 - xeltar (02/13/2013) [-]

Ok time to be serious: Consider relationships to be economic exchanges, they need to be mutually beneficial. I don't mean that they're necesarily materialistic but you have to be able to offer something to match your partner. If he/she is a 9/10 or 10/10, believe me they worked hard to maintain that physique. If you can't offer the same level of looks, then you need something else, anything that can be appreciated (sense of humor, confidence, intelligence etc). something that is worthwhile.


Being nice is the first step to have a meaningful relationship; 99% of people do not like a scumbag, they may appreciate his/her confidence, but almost nobody likes people who act like ******* because they act like ******* . Being nice is something that is expected, imagine if someone tried to pick up girls by saying "I won't beat you"; of course that's ridiculous. Girls care for personality, being nice is not part of your personality though, being nice is part of being a decent human being, but you have to offer more than that to be attractive to others.

With Valentine's day right around the corner, I wish you all unhappily single Funnyjunkers good luck in your pursuits, you're awesome, you have talents, go out there and show them.
#188 - polkaface (02/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Honey boo boo's mother has a boyfriend and you still single let that sink in
Honey boo boo's mother has a boyfriend and you still single let that sink in
User avatar #3 - xxbutthurtxx (02/12/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Well im rather a shy guy but there is alcohol for that. But it doesn't matter if im nice or an asshole, I don't manage to get a girlfriend. So...I have to be ugly then?
User avatar #124 - thegamerslife (02/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Yeah I find this excuse used far too often, I'm nice to women, had plenty of gf's who were all bitches, decided to give it one last try before living alone the rest of my life and being rich like my uncle, but I found my fiance and that all changed. guess it just depends on your out look on life and knowing what you deserve and not using excuses to explain why you let yourself stay in the friend zone.
bring on you red thumbs you lonely lazy ugly ***** !!
#59 - mattymattwithahat (02/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#7 - dafuckisthishit (02/12/2013) [-]
it's not that you are a nice guy...   
it's that you are just a little bitch with no self confidence, get a beer or two... something to make you buzzed not drunk and ask that special gal out.   
   
get that bitch some confidence, bitches love confidence
it's not that you are a nice guy...
it's that you are just a little bitch with no self confidence, get a beer or two... something to make you buzzed not drunk and ask that special gal out.

get that bitch some confidence, bitches love confidence
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