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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - thefurie
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simple answer
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#67 - awesomeunicorn **User deleted account**
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User avatar #96 to #67 - ctrlaltdeleet
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thats morbid.. :D
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#212 to #190 - ctrlaltdeleet
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#202 to #190 - anon id: 1d173702
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Any idea what manga that's from? I've got retardedly short manga knowledge.
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User avatar #167 to #67 - kailybailybo
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This is better than the original.
#26 - konradkurze
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User avatar #1 - redrex
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thats not really a paradox
User avatar #29 to #1 - cupcakedevourer
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But what if it is a paradox
And the fact that it's not a paradox
Makes it a paradox?

lol i don't know where i'm going with this
User avatar #79 to #29 - drunkasaurus
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does that even make sense? I can't decide...
#179 to #79 - saladtongsofdeath
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it will if we go deeper
User avatar #7 to #1 - mrgusti
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not at all
User avatar #36 - vexaton
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That's not a paradox... A paradox would be... "Is the answer to this question no?"
User avatar #52 to #36 - plumotje
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Absolutely not.
There's your answer.
User avatar #53 to #52 - vexaton
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That's a form of no
#37 to #36 - anon id: c442b153
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non (latin)
User avatar #40 to #37 - vexaton
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You can't use another language man...
#75 to #40 - fullbodycondom
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and why the **** not?
User avatar #160 to #75 - vexaton
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Because it's still a no...
#195 to #160 - fullbodycondom
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It's a no, but not "no".
User avatar #213 to #195 - vexaton
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Exactly...
User avatar #38 to #36 - sanctium
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maybe
User avatar #39 to #38 - vexaton
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Well if you say maybe, you're just delaying the paradox. That implies the answer might be yes or no, but it's currently in a state where both are true. If both are true, then the answer is both yes and no, making it even more ****** up.
User avatar #41 to #39 - sanctium
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Is that a challenge? Can I procrastinate until the point that the paradox implodes the universe?
User avatar #42 to #41 - vexaton
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Until the state of the answer is determined, yes you can, but in the end, it's a paradox.
User avatar #43 to #42 - sanctium
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True that.

Would potato be a valid answer though?
User avatar #44 to #43 - vexaton
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No, because you are not answering it with yes or no (or maybe in your case)
User avatar #60 to #36 - zezenzerg
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the answer to this question is "no"
User avatar #91 to #36 - aquae
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john is kill
User avatar #135 to #36 - halomike
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Or: "This statement is false."
#59 to #36 - vorack **User deleted account**
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Not only is the answer either yes or no, it is also a superposition in which it is both yes and no.
User avatar #159 to #59 - vexaton
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I explained this earlier, and yeah you're right. It cannot be either, so it's both. It's like Schrödingers theory
User avatar #83 to #59 - aesgard
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I guess you are french right?
#65 to #36 - crazyolitis
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Ye- no... Maybe... ****.
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User avatar #69 to #36 - greeneyedgamer
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The answer to that question is not "no".
The answer to that question is "The answer to that question is not 'no'.".
#74 to #69 - anon id: 4808128b
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but then there is a no in the answer and then the answer isnt no but then it is.
User avatar #90 to #74 - greeneyedgamer
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Just because the answer contains "no" doesn't mean that the entire answer is "no".
User avatar #157 to #74 - vexaton
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He's actually right. That is the only way to answer that (that I know of)
#57 to #36 - taintedangel
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I'm gonna say yes, definitely yes.
#47 to #36 - lyuun
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User avatar #48 to #47 - vexaton
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"We knows the answer to this one!"
#56 to #48 - lyuun
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#54 to #47 - gisuar
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i could watch this for hours
#68 - bannanpojk
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He fell asleep so hard that he grew a mustache.
#78 - mishaestrin
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User avatar #3 - aesguitar
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My next statement is false.



The previous statement is true.
#144 to #3 - anon id: 7fc1eab6
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The first one is true and the second one is false.....sooo, where is the paradox ?
User avatar #151 to #144 - aesguitar
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If the second one is true then that means that second one is also true.

1st = next statement is true
2nd = 1st make this statement false
3rd = 2nd makes 1st statement false
4th = 1st statement is now false so 2nd in now true
... repeats infinitely without a single correct answer.
User avatar #17 to #3 - thatguywhohasbacon
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There's a simpler version of that if you wanted it:

This statement is false.
User avatar #4 to #3 - sirbonzaiatak [OP]
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New Mission: Refuse this Mission

Does a set of all sets contain itself?
User avatar #20 to #4 - lordbyronxiv
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Of course a set of all sets contains itself.

What you're looking for is "Does the set of all sets that don't contain themselves, contain itself?"

If this set does contain itself, then it shouldn't be in the set, which means it doesn't contain itself, which means its in the set, etc etc.
User avatar #5 to #4 - aesguitar
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An assassin's last mission was to go back in time and kill himself.
#8 to #5 - anon id: e60b69df
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And so an alternate reality is made. That's not a tough one at all.
User avatar #6 to #5 - sirbonzaiatak [OP]
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A barber (who is a man) shaves all and only those men who do not shave themselves. Does he shave himself?
User avatar #16 to #6 - crazyhindu
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only if he wishes to not have a majestic beard
#163 - tenmillionbears
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EVERYTIME I see this on here I get so mad. For the umpteenth time: IT'S NOT A PARADOX!
#189 to #163 - doctorstein
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Neither is Pinocchio saying this nose will grow. It never said that he needed to lie for his nose to grow, just that it would if he lied. If he said his nose would grow, it would.
Neither is Pinocchio saying this nose will grow. It never said that he needed to lie for his nose to grow, just that it would if he lied. If he said his nose would grow, it would.
User avatar #204 to #189 - destismad
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With the Pinocchio paradox, the key word is "will" grow. "My nose will grow."
If it's a lie, his nose will grow, at which point it will no longer be a lie as he told the truth that his nose will grow, so it shouldn't have grown, of course if it doesn't, then he did lie and it should've. So on and so on.
#24 - galaxyguy
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Mfw that's not a paradox and he's using lay improperly!
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