A lesson. for the upcoming singles awareness day. (repost from bforneone). So here l am in the most remote place on planet earth. amen Theta taken all this time
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A lesson. for the upcoming singles awareness day. (repost from bforneone). So here l am in the most remote place on planet earth. amen Theta taken all this time

for the upcoming singles awareness day. (repost from bforneone)

So here l am in the most remote place on planet earth.
Theta taken all this time and energy and technology to reach
And i feel like the most stolidity human being en the planet
Clii,' iik' wiiu
Compleately cut off from humanity, no chance of rescue,
m a place that no human was have ever seen
My wife calls me
Which of course was my sweet
I an
But let that he a lessen to all men
mu think you can get you can not.
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#2 - anonmynous (02/12/2013) [-]
Where was he?
User avatar #33 to #2 - hassanane (02/12/2013) [-]
In Katie Price's vagina.
User avatar #50 to #33 - nexuser (02/12/2013) [-]
It said isolated
User avatar #3 to #2 - dafuqman [OP](02/12/2013) [-]
I'm assuming the bottom of the ocean. Quite possibly the Atliantic for filming the Titanic.
User avatar #4 to #3 - lawlzeeful (02/12/2013) [-]
Can calls be received at the bottom of the ocean?
#5 to #4 - dafuqman [OP](02/12/2013) [-]
That's what I was wondering.
That's what I was wondering.
#6 to #5 - anon (02/12/2013) [-]
He was in the Mariana Trench. This is from Nat Geo
#7 to #6 - dafuqman [OP](02/12/2013) [-]
Thanks, I was feeling especially lazy and didn't feel like looking it up for myself.
User avatar #52 to #4 - rieskimo (02/12/2013) [-]
Most likely she called the research vessel and was patched into the P.A. system of the submersible.
#30 - dafogman (02/12/2013) [-]
This may come in handy.
User avatar #39 to #30 - mancowadv (02/12/2013) [-]
Goes in the FJ folder lol
#46 - monkeydad (02/12/2013) [-]
He was probably interrupted from trying to raise the bar
#12 - cupcakedevourer (02/12/2013) [-]
How could his wife call him if he was in the Mariana Trench?
User avatar #40 - PedoBearsAcomin (02/12/2013) [-]
So the most remote place in the world can get signal, but my ******* room cant...
User avatar #47 to #40 - snakefire (02/12/2013) [-]
satellite or ham
#91 to #40 - anon (02/12/2013) [-]
this isnt reddit
User avatar #43 to #40 - DisgruntledTomato ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-]
It would've been a satellite phone
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User avatar #31 to #13 - spartusee (02/12/2013) [-]
Ah, the solar system is so perfect. If you took every engineer on earth they could not design one half as good.
User avatar #35 to #31 - skumbaner (02/12/2013) [-]
What if they desinged one exactly like it?
User avatar #36 to #35 - spartusee (02/12/2013) [-]
Well even then they would have to find everything that the solar system does in order to duplicate it.
User avatar #14 to #13 - vexaton ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-]
It would be very very VERY hot...
User avatar #20 to #14 - kalthorak (02/12/2013) [-]
But on the night it would be very cold since the water acts as a temperature regulator.
#21 to #20 - vexaton ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-]
"Imagine if there was no ocean"... YEEEES the water would cool us down!
User avatar #22 to #21 - kalthorak (02/12/2013) [-]
Since there is no ocean there would be no water to regulate temperature at night, hence the difference of temperature between day and night would be enormous, just like in the Saharan desert. Learn to read, dumbass.
User avatar #23 to #22 - vexaton ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-]
You said the water acts as a temperatuer regulator, and that it would be cold because of it. I thought you meant the water would act as a temperature regulator making it cold at night. Oh well
User avatar #60 to #14 - jayblue (02/12/2013) [-]
But we wouldn't think it was hot because we would be used to it.
User avatar #72 to #60 - vexaton ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-]
Well... We wouldn't be used to it. It would be hot enough to kill us...
User avatar #73 to #72 - vexaton ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-]
Over a period of time that is. Not instantly
#71 - darknesspreading (02/12/2013) [-]
Titanic in 3d. 3d so real, you can actually feel james cameron stealing money from your pocket
User avatar #54 - A Pickle (02/12/2013) [-]
James Cameron gets a signal from the bottom of the ocean

I can't even get a signal in a ******* bowling alley
User avatar #55 to #54 - sketchE ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-]
James Cameron does what James Cameron does not for James Cameron
James Cameron does what James Cameron because hes ...James Cameron
User avatar #82 to #55 - darkangeloffire (02/12/2013) [-]
His name is James (James) Cameron, the bravest Pioneer. No budget to steep, no sea to deep. Who's that? It's him! James Cameron!

James (James) Cameron, explorer of the sea. With a dying thirst to be the first. Could it be? Yeah, that's him! James Cameron!

Repeat over 9000 times for true effect.
User avatar #51 - iamawhitenigger (02/12/2013) [-]
Turn off your phone.
#15 - jakols (02/12/2013) [-]
wife's face when she called him

#1 - cirquededc (02/11/2013) [-]
His wife
His wife
#38 - Nameloc (02/12/2013) [-]
Didn't he have 3D cameras attached to the vessel?
where's the footage? D:
#44 - markonj (02/12/2013) [-]
Oh for ***** sake how many times is this going to be posted.
#88 - mrsoup (02/12/2013) [-]
FIXED, enlarge

thank me later OP
User avatar #37 - harbingerwolf (02/12/2013) [-]
**** yeah James Cameron :3
My middle name is after him :P
User avatar #48 - ishotguntrolls (02/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #18 - walkerjam (02/12/2013) [-]
But then who was phone!?
User avatar #74 - ragingspartan (02/12/2013) [-]
3rd time I see this on the frontpage.
User avatar #86 - stigman **User deleted account** (02/12/2013) [-]
**stigman rolls 537** if trips i will delete my account
#85 - anon (02/12/2013) [-]
Hey, I've just received a free Minecraft Giftcode!
You can get one too!

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