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#19 - DiAnonLord (02/12/2013) [-]
Civ related
Civ related
#70 to #19 - anon (02/12/2013) [-]
Your face when when.....
#86 to #19 - bigken ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-]
This back stabbing whore, EVERY ******* TIME.
#97 to #86 - dimppa (02/12/2013) [-]
Every time he settles near me, i buy all City-states that are her allies than i declare  war with her and prevent any attempt  to create new city's.   
   
But i don't kill her i just destroy all her hopes and dream but let her live
Every time he settles near me, i buy all City-states that are her allies than i declare war with her and prevent any attempt to create new city's.

But i don't kill her i just destroy all her hopes and dream but let her live
#46 to #19 - psychopsychedelic (02/12/2013) [-]
I had Suleiman in my pocket, and then the bastard meets China and they go against me. So being the naturally cool headed person I am, I built an army and raped the **** out of him, and then made China my bitch.

******* love Civ
#55 - kahoshi (02/12/2013) [-]
******* Civ 5...I get this **** every time and I NEVER HAVE WHALES! D8<
#54 - arstya (02/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #66 to #54 - beamersmack **User deleted account** (02/12/2013) [-]
Thats a whale shark. Go home. Your drunk.
#75 to #66 - semilunarknight (02/12/2013) [-]
And this is a goblin shark. Happy nightmares
And this is a goblin shark. Happy nightmares
User avatar #106 to #66 - arstya (02/12/2013) [-]
Don't tell me when I've had enough...
User avatar #93 to #54 - meuk ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-]
finally, that guy's back!
#42 - batwill **User deleted account** (02/12/2013) [-]
Hello ground!
#199 to #42 - batwill **User deleted account** (02/12/2013) [-]
MFW I just realized that comment was also #42
MFW I just realized that comment was also #42
#39 to #38 - fedexman (02/12/2013) [-]
Not again...
Not again...
#130 - antiphates (02/12/2013) [-]
Is this a civ reference?   
   
Ohh well, Civ V story time!   
   
&gt;be me, Gustavus Adolphus of Sweden.   
&gt;Play on settler just for the lulz.   
&gt;Reach future tech before any of my oponents (large map size) even get out of the rennaisance.   
&gt; Decide to 			****		 around, befriend all city states with uranium.   
&gt; get as much uranium I can form other civs via trade   
&gt; end up with like 120 uranium   
&gt; build nukes. 			********		 of nukes.   
&gt; put 'em all on missile cruisers patrolling the oceans.   
&gt; delete rest of my navy, air force, and army. Just nukes &amp; missile cruisers.   
&gt; due to my lack of units, the other civs think I have a weak military.   
   
&gt;MFW they declare war on me.
Is this a civ reference?

Ohh well, Civ V story time!

>be me, Gustavus Adolphus of Sweden.
>Play on settler just for the lulz.
>Reach future tech before any of my oponents (large map size) even get out of the rennaisance.
> Decide to **** around, befriend all city states with uranium.
> get as much uranium I can form other civs via trade
> end up with like 120 uranium
> build nukes. ******** of nukes.
> put 'em all on missile cruisers patrolling the oceans.
> delete rest of my navy, air force, and army. Just nukes & missile cruisers.
> due to my lack of units, the other civs think I have a weak military.

>MFW they declare war on me.
User avatar #214 to #130 - settler (02/16/2013) [-]
I heard my name.
#108 - SHAMU (02/12/2013) [-]
Finally a whale post. Dumping half my whale folder.
Finally a whale post. Dumping half my whale folder.
#109 to #108 - SHAMU (02/12/2013) [-]
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#116 to #115 - SHAMU (02/12/2013) [-]
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#118 to #117 - SHAMU (02/12/2013) [-]
aaannnndddd I'm out.
User avatar #121 to #118 - thepalmtoptiger (02/12/2013) [-]
>Claims to dump whales
>Dumps Orca (dolphins)
>Sees username

god damn it.
#131 to #121 - SHAMU (02/12/2013) [-]
Got you.
#132 to #127 - SHAMU (02/12/2013) [-]
I'm sure I had that image saved O_O oh well, I'll take that and give you this one I made.
User avatar #128 to #118 - harlequinlove (02/12/2013) [-]
This thread has made all of my days better. .___.
#72 - felixjarl (02/12/2013) [-]
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Launch the attack protocol!
#163 to #152 - zaphodcoolfrood (02/12/2013) [-]
My name is related.
User avatar #155 to #152 - klondikemonster (02/12/2013) [-]
... Oh no, not again
#142 - oux (02/12/2013) [-]
+13
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#91 to #67 - anon (02/12/2013) [-]
wich game?
#69 to #67 - kapitanokliosov (02/12/2013) [-]
****		 YOU INCAS I COULDN'T KILL YOU 			*******		.
**** YOU INCAS I COULDN'T KILL YOU ******* .
#98 - pwoneill (02/12/2013) [-]
This ****** here haha
#68 - darthsanti (02/12/2013) [-]
the guy should call him"señor presidente"
#78 to #68 - anon (02/12/2013) [-]
It's from the tropico computer games, where you play as some island president and build it up; and your advisors call you el presidente when they talk.
#2 - doddythechef (02/11/2013) [-]
was playing this constantly today   
freaking towns asking for whales and its a land map ¬_¬
was playing this constantly today
freaking towns asking for whales and its a land map ¬_¬
User avatar #4 to #2 - Icedangel (02/11/2013) [-]
What game is this, now?
User avatar #5 to #4 - doddythechef (02/11/2013) [-]
civilization 5
User avatar #6 to #5 - simplygabriele (02/11/2013) [-]
And here I was thinking it was "Tropiko"
User avatar #15 to #6 - generaljosh (02/12/2013) [-]
Hah, I thought the same thing, from the 'el presidente'
That's such a good game. I like to enlist my entire population, then change all the edicts so no one has any freedoms whatsoever. Epic military struggle against the rebels, until everyone dies from starvation.
User avatar #44 - mrmuffins (02/12/2013) [-]
We all know Gandhi in Civ 5 right?

One game he was incredibly friendly towards me and i thought maybe he just hated the Americans I usually play as ( I played Germany this time ) and up until the renaissance
era were were allies.

Suddenly Ghandi wanted me to go to war with the Mongolians, being friends with the Mongols i said no. Gandhi told me I would pay for this in time.
Later after capturing Singapore and liberating it from the mongols they declared war on me, captured my city of hamburg then demanded peace.

I let them have this time of peace but secretly built up my armies and when the time was right i launched an attack. Gandhi didn't know what hit him. I decided to let him have his last city since I wanted a space race victory not a domination, but that proved to be a mistake. Gandhi later tried attacking my city of Hamburg after denouncing me.

Never. Trust. Gandhi.
#188 to #44 - thefoxyfox (02/12/2013) [-]
Gandhi's a ******* bitch.
I was playing as Oda Nobunaga (Japan) and had a kick-ass military.

Napoleon was giving Gandhi some **** so he asked me to go to war with him.
I respected him back then, so I agreed.

War comes, he sets up troops on his borders while I infiltrated Napoleon's nation.
I didn't mind doing all the work. He had spear men and I had helicopters, so I didn't expect much help. It was just a good reason to take out France early.

After the war I expected our nations to have a solidified relationship while I work on my cultural victory.

MFW this ************ along with everyone but Wu Zetian (China) call my nation cultureless savages
User avatar #198 to #188 - mrmuffins (02/12/2013) [-]
The Civs are just stupid. I hope in the next game they rework the AI
User avatar #53 to #44 - DeathOne (02/12/2013) [-]
Never trust the AI in any Civ games. They are all the same, backstabbing nations who act in their own interest and will declare war to you sooner or later no matter what you did to help them.
User avatar #56 to #53 - mrmuffins (02/12/2013) [-]
Not in my case, but most yeah
#77 to #56 - anon (02/12/2013) [-]
Its called PROTECTION BEE~~ WHO LIES?? DNA - you!!! DHE WILL DEW ANYTHING / THEY WILL TO MAKE YOU THE " SCAPEGOAT" OR ANOTHER " BILLYGOAT" SHE EDITS / IP address $$$ TAKE YOUR SHOT. BIG BIG CASE / JAIL DEATH / SHE IS TURNING/ GOOD LUCK - NOT ME EVER EVER AGAIN/U BEE N TRICKED WATCHERS NEED PROOF. REALLY / U DOUBT ME/ I GAVE U ONE FREE NAME TV DAY . BAD BEE:(( I HAVE ALL JODI ETC..WONT BEE NICE.. WFANG..REALLY BEE/ GIMME A CALL SIGN YOGURT MAN
#134 - anon (02/12/2013) [-]
>be me
>playing civ V
>start up a civ in the middle of a desert, super isolated, far from ocean
>about 3000 bc now
>out of no where people start demanding whales
>how do they even know what whales are?
User avatar #135 to #134 - warzon (02/12/2013) [-]
Enemey spys.
#65 - BroadSword (02/12/2013) [-]
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#32 - MUTHATRUCKA (02/12/2013) [-]
Well they cant have me.
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#51 - wethelegion (02/12/2013) [-]
yay a civ post c:
#61 to #51 - flybager (02/12/2013) [-]
Could be a tropico post aswell.
Or just a dictator post in general.
Dont get your hopes up.
User avatar #64 to #51 - runelh (02/12/2013) [-]
I would also say it's Tropico.
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