Thor's hammer. This guy. Neil degrasse Tyson as If Thu 1' 5 1111111111111 is 1111115111. of ", ! d ! 11111. 11 it as 111111311 as 111111. 111 fritt degrasse "k' Thor's hammer This guy Neil degrasse Tyson as If Thu 1' 5 1111111111111 is 1111115111 of " ! d 11111 11 it 111111311 111111 111 fritt "k'
Upload
Login or register

Thor's hammer

Click to block a category:GamingPoliticsNewsComicsAnimeOther
Neil degrasse Tyson as
If Thu 1' 5 1111111111111 is 1111115111. of ", !
d ! 11111. 11 it as 111111311 as 111111. 111
fritt degrasse "k' ? B! i
Just an FYI: was 1111111 1:: 111. 1115! 11112.
tottal !
...
+1227
Views: 40323 Submitted: 02/11/2013
Hide Comments
Leave a comment Refresh Comments (137)
[ 137 comments ]
Anonymous comments allowed.
asd
#3 - blackcurrant **User deleted account**
+43 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
#17 to #3 - harveylegnipples
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
Exactly
Exactly
User avatar #86 to #3 - simfar
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
while this is true, have you accounted for the volume of the hammer? im pretty sure youd only feel a little pull on something of that size rite?
#87 to #86 - blackcurrant **User deleted account**
0 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #94 to #3 - wiredguy
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
weight =/= mass

Mass has gravitational pull.
Weight is caused by gravitational pull, and in reality is of course governed by mass, but I suppose magic would all be to do with controlling forces, hence a spell could be placed on it that increased it's weight (downwards force, nothing to do with it's own gravitational forces) to match that of whatever someone "unworthy" was applying to it, so that it would never cause damage to a surface it was on when someone strong tried to pick it up, but people would still never be able to move it.

That's how I'd have done it.
It factors out all problems I can think of with these other explanations.
But oh well.
#113 to #3 - anon id: ab12c766
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
Wow, this just got me thinking. Maybe Thor's hammer isn't a real thing at all?
User avatar #8 to #3 - asasqw
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
From what I hear it is actually not that heavy. Just it weighs that much due to an enchantment put on it so no one but the worthy can wield it.
User avatar #73 to #8 - Cookiez
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
ifanboy.com/articles/top-5-poseurs-who-have-wielded-thors-hammer/

Here's a list of people who have lifted it besides Thor and why they could lift it
#54 to #8 - anon id: a57f5b69
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
it's not the worthy,Hulk,Iron Man,Captain America are all good people (which is what Thor needed to become to be able to hold Mjolnir) yet they werent able to hold the hammer,that probably means that you have to be something more than worthy (meaning:Thor/Odin)
User avatar #72 to #54 - angelious
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
captain atom actually lifted the hammer.

and you just need to be "worthy" to wield it.

beta ray bill is another one who was able to wield mjolnir.
User avatar #66 to #54 - KillinTime
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
Someone look this up for me but from what I remember both Superman and the hulk have actually used Thor's hammer on occasion, and the other heroes probably could as well if they wanted to.
User avatar #74 to #66 - angelious
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
superman is not part of marvel universe.


but considering it only weighs(supposedly) around 50 million tons when lifted.it would be easy for superman (who even post crisis can lift over 6 sextillion tons) to lift it...
#136 to #74 - anon id: 2e354389
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(02/13/2013) [-]
crossovers happen
User avatar #138 to #136 - angelious
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(02/13/2013) [-]
yes i recall there being a crossover...i heared thor fought superman and lost.but did he lift the hammer in that fight that i do not know.thou if he tried to lift it im sure he would have succeeded.considering he is most certainly worthy and even if he isnt he has enough muscles to lift it anyway
#58 to #54 - hylebus
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
Worthy doesn't actually have to mean good, E.G. Odin's dad, Bor, was able to wield Mjölnir, but he isn't exactly good person. Also FYI, Captain America was able to wield Mjölnir.
#4 to #3 - moshpittmatt **User deleted account**
+130 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #21 to #4 - homicidalpickle
Reply -2 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
and fiction
User avatar #25 to #21 - rainbowrush
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
How do you know?
User avatar #11 - thatguyuthinkuknow
Reply +45 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
So, in the heart of a dying High-Mass star, the pressure is so great that it actually forces electrons and protons together creating Gamma radiation and Neutronium or the nicknamed Element Zero...
> excess radiation
> radioactivity
> half - lives
> there is an E in "lives"
> E=mc2
> Discovered by Einstein
> Einstein was a Physicist
> Gordon freeman was a Physicist
> Gordon Uses a Crowbar
> Crowbars are used in construction
> construction workers have lower life expediencies
> roughly half
>mention of Element Zero earlier
> made popular by Mass Effect
>Mass Effect had 3 installments

Half Life 3 confirmed
#80 to #11 - anon id: 23452418
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
I knew that was coming when you said 'half - lives'

Sorry
Please forgive me?
#14 to #11 - madjik
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#83 - slobban
Reply +24 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
#115 to #83 - arrowinurbutt
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
63 is best rule.
User avatar #119 to #115 - harlequinlove
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
I don't know... Depending on the topic, rule 34 is best rule. o3o
#111 - trollmobile
Reply +15 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
>marvel Thor
>not original Tor, god of thunder
User avatar #142 to #111 - upyourarsinal
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(02/16/2013) [-]
fukkin love that game
#120 to #111 - padrerebelscumole
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
Ah Tor , god of thunder and pedophiles
#32 - broorb
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
I told my little sister this, she's a thor-fan, and she gave me a right look and said 'it's made out of his hair'.
#36 to #32 - anon id: dffe4719
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, marvel is full of ****. They took norse mythology, raped it, had it raped by pigs, fed it to pigs, had those pigs interbreed, fed those pigs their parents, and **** out the results.

It's both insulting to nords and to americans who aren't as stupid as marvel thinks they are.
User avatar #49 to #36 - adunsaveme
Reply +15 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
You missed the part where they raped the pigs
#82 to #49 - seelcudoom
0 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
#75 to #36 - tyraxio
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
Nords.

Norse people.

Close enough.

We eat Dragon Soul for breakfast.
#37 to #32 - anon id: dffe4719
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
Also it's not his hair, but his wife (Sif's) hair.
#38 to #37 - broorb
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
Ooo, I'll let her know. Cheers, anon.
User avatar #5 - djequalizee
Reply +13 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
Tyson for supreme ruler of earth 2014
User avatar #1 - techketzer
Reply -11 123456789123345869
(02/11/2013) [-]
They already have a ****** guarding Bifröst, I don't see a problem with another as their weapons technician.
User avatar #12 to #1 - justthisonceiguess
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
This ************ is about as far away from '******* as you can get, since ****** means ignorant.


You ******.
#97 - fiocinelli
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
Do you even lift?
User avatar #98 to #97 - tylosaurus
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
Super hero Thor is a weakling.
#116 to #98 - jdsalenger
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
Here is DC's version of Thor.
User avatar #117 to #116 - tylosaurus
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
That looks ridiculously stupid.
User avatar #125 to #98 - GamerMandrew
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
Well, yeah. His hammer used to only be made of iron. Easily breakable by The Hulk
User avatar #126 to #125 - tylosaurus
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
The Hammer is capable of leveling mountains. I'm fairly sure that it can crush puny little hulk. Thor is a god of thunder after all. Not to mention all the other items he carried.
#56 - CampingFrenzy
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
Wow, the universe is amazing. I never knew billions of elephants lived inside of stars.
#85 to #56 - anon id: 0107fde4
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
You're using it wrong.
User avatar #18 - redrex
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
I ALWAYS forget how to pronounce Mjolnir
User avatar #96 to #18 - nefarian
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
Mjølner.
You're welcome.
#20 to #18 - shadowpanda
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
idk I've always heard it a Meh Johl near
#27 to #18 - anon id: 4bb65bbd
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
MJØL-NER
My gym teacher of last year was a hardass, Norwegian wrestling champion and his last name was Mjølner. Also, for pronounciation, Mjue-muh
#52 to #18 - ludislavonac
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
Same goes for Mjölnir I guess
User avatar #19 to #18 - sporkbacon
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
Me yol near is how I pronounce it.
#28 to #19 - lefish
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#60 to #28 - sanepane
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
also the head movements and the cool beard
also the head movements and the cool beard
User avatar #29 to #28 - sporkbacon
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
You're....welcome?
#30 to #29 - lefish
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
Your politeness is as great a benefit to society as your knowledge of pronunciation young sporkbacon. You do credit to your nation.
#31 to #30 - sporkbacon
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
I feel absolutely honored.
I feel absolutely honored.
#33 to #31 - lefish
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
kitty!
kitty!
#34 to #33 - sporkbacon
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#35 to #34 - sporkbacon
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#39 to #35 - lefish
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#40 to #39 - sporkbacon
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
Gotta love cat .gifs.
Gotta love cat .gifs.
#41 to #40 - lefish
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#42 to #41 - sporkbacon
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#44 to #42 - lefish
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
I love that song.
I love that song.
#45 to #44 - sporkbacon
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#47 to #45 - lefish
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
What your cat is thinking
#48 to #47 - sporkbacon
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
#50 to #48 - lefish
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
#51 to #50 - sporkbacon
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#134 to #51 - lefish
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
#135 to #134 - sporkbacon
0 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #24 to #19 - dyllygaf
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
And you would be correct :)
User avatar #26 to #24 - sporkbacon
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
YAY!
#112 to #19 - johnnybing
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(02/12/2013) [-]
myeulneer