America feeling threatened. Credit goes to: Sister Netherlands gives me Uh, what Mst happened? Every year as thanks tbr helping her and her brot
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America feeling threatened

Sister Netherlands gives me
Uh, what Mst happened? Every year as thanks tbr
helping her and her brother
sass,, during World War 2,
Thane so gay!
You' re getting flowers
from a girl!
How is that gay'?
Guys give girls flowers!
Not the other way around!
If you' re getting flowers,
that makes you a girl!
So... getting flowers from Sister Netherlands
makes me a lesbian'?.
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User avatar #26 - Kirbyman (02/11/2013) [+] (19 replies)
Which raises the question, what does sister america look like?
#27 to #26 - jingleforth ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
#84 - spycheckingpyro (02/12/2013) [+] (43 replies)
>join the US army out of hope it would give a better future after i leave the service
>soon friends distance themselves
>family forgets about me unless it's a holiday
>wife leaves me after first deployment
>only welcome party after a year in Afghanistan was a bottle of whiskey
>years go by being told that it's a thankless job that was once looked upon as a hero
>start to believe it myself
>get orders to be stationed in Germany
>give it my all to make a good presence as an American in a foreign country as opposed to most by spending most of my free time learning knew languages and my weekends hopping on the train
>end up in Luxembourg
>go to a bakery for lunch while i visit the city
>cute girl comes up to me and i stumble with the German that i knew
> we talk for a good while before she asks me in English if i'm an American
>tell her my story and that i am a soldier and was deployed with the 101st Airborne before i start to backpedal out of fear that i might have scared her
>she kisses me on the cheek to stop my rambling and thanks me for the men who saved her grandmother's life back in the war
>explain that it wasn't me and that she must mistake me for a hero
>she tells me "but you are a hero! i see the kindness in your heart. i've never met an American before and you've lived up to my grandmother's stories!" before she walks off

>mfw the first time i truly felt like i was a hero was by a beautiful luxembourgish girl whom i never even got her name
#3 - RageRambo (02/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This could come in handy.
#17 - bluemando (02/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#96 - adrianking (02/12/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Humon makes me feel bad about being American...
Humon makes me feel bad about being American...
User avatar #67 - stigman **User deleted account** (02/11/2013) [+] (8 replies)
what do the British one look like?
#70 to #67 - jingleforth ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
Here's England
User avatar #38 - laspussy (02/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
He's in lesbians with her
#66 - rmoran (02/11/2013) [-]
Lesbian incest?
America's fw
User avatar #101 - drunkasaurus (02/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
have you ever been so patriotic you lost your arms
#147 - Pompano (02/12/2013) [+] (13 replies)

Why are the American characters in these comics so tan?
We are a fairly pale group of people.
#85 - thewasteland ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-]
#11 - popesoybean (02/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Sister makes it sound creepy. Do it some more.
Sister makes it sound creepy. Do it some more.
#203 - hudspud (02/12/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Why does no one give America gifts for helping in WWII?

Inb4: lol Amerifag, USA didn't help in the war at all, Canada did more that you, all American deaths are a conspiracy, Japan wasn't a threat, Etc.
#208 to #203 - notyaoming (02/12/2013) [-]
Because the only gift America needs is Freedom...
#196 - medewu ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-]
everyone wishes they had an awesome hat like America.
#86 - IcRetoast (02/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**IcRetoast rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at O yes ** What Sister Netherlands gives me every year.
#76 - shitflippingpattie (02/11/2013) [-]
Fixed it
#191 - patriotpenguin ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-]
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#199 - benighted (02/12/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Americas only threat is running out of cheese filled donuts and deep fried pancake burgers...
#215 to #199 - lonesomeshadow **User deleted account** (02/12/2013) [-]
Deep Fried Pancake Burgers don't sound too bad...
Deep Fried Pancake Burgers don't sound too bad...
User avatar #182 - mycatislookingatme (02/12/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I can't work out who the dude that isn't 'Murica is...

I think it's England, because Red and White, but I'm not sure...
#185 to #182 - racrox (02/12/2013) [-]
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