America feeling threatened. Credit goes to: satwcomic.com/. Sister Netherlands gives me Uh, what Mst happened? Every year as thanks tbr helping her and her brot America feeling threatened Credit goes to: satwcomic com/ Sister Netherlands gives me Uh what Mst happened? Every year as thanks tbr helping her and brot
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America feeling threatened

Sister Netherlands gives me
Uh, what Mst happened? Every year as thanks tbr
helping her and her brother
sass,, during World War 2,
Thane so gay!
What?
You' re getting flowers
from a girl!
How is that gay'?
Guys give girls flowers!
Not the other way around!
If you' re getting flowers,
that makes you a girl!
So... getting flowers from Sister Netherlands
makes me a lesbian'?.
YOU’ RE CONFUSING MEI!!!
corn
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#26 - Kirbyman
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(02/11/2013) [-]
Which raises the question, what does sister america look like?
#59 to #26 - bigmanblue
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(02/11/2013) [-]
paris hilton with footballs glued to her chest according to the guy who makes these
#72 to #59 - dementos
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(02/11/2013) [-]
girl actually
#73 to #72 - bigmanblue
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(02/11/2013) [-]
my mistake
#27 to #26 - jingleforth
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#28 to #27 - Kirbyman
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(02/11/2013) [-]
Thanks bud
#80 to #28 - Visual
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(02/12/2013) [-]
In a more updated version, she has a tan just like her brother.
#110 to #80 - rieskimo
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(02/12/2013) [-]
I love that comic, it's spot on as far as I've heard. My uncle designs posters for bands and that's something he sees a lot of. American bands have asked for a "samurai" theme and when he was designing stuff for The Offspring's Japanese tour he was asked to do an "American" theme after doing some Japanese style stuff.
#53 to #28 - successfully
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(02/11/2013) [-]
Fine, give me away as a thank you gift. Coulda at least asked first.
#303 to #27 - krizz
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(02/12/2013) [-]
WHY DID YOU GET SO MANY THUMBS FOR THIS
#304 to #303 - jingleforth
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#323 to #27 - darealsnooki
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(12/13/2014) [-]
mfw ur mom makes spaghetti for dinner
mfw ur mom makes spaghetti for dinner
#324 to #323 - jingleforth
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(12/13/2014) [-]
*roll 2* If dubs, you never reply to me again.
#325 to #324 - jingleforth
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(12/13/2014) [-]
*roll 2*
#326 to #325 - jingleforth
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(12/13/2014) [-]
********
#200 to #27 - anon
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(02/12/2013) [-]
Everybody likes her until she divorces them and takes half their money.
#75 to #27 - arsonance
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(02/11/2013) [-]
fake tits, no brain and a ******* chihuahua
#31 to #27 - kurtkiedis
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(02/11/2013) [-]
plus 400 pounds and you're spot on
#35 to #31 - anon
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(02/11/2013) [-]
that is what she actually looks like in the comic
#84 - spycheckingpyro
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(02/12/2013) [-]
>join the US army out of hope it would give a better future after i leave the service
>soon friends distance themselves
>family forgets about me unless it's a holiday
>wife leaves me after first deployment
>only welcome party after a year in Afghanistan was a bottle of whiskey
>years go by being told that it's a thankless job that was once looked upon as a hero
>start to believe it myself
>get orders to be stationed in Germany
>give it my all to make a good presence as an American in a foreign country as opposed to most by spending most of my free time learning knew languages and my weekends hopping on the train
>end up in Luxembourg
>go to a bakery for lunch while i visit the city
>cute girl comes up to me and i stumble with the German that i knew
> we talk for a good while before she asks me in English if i'm an American
>tell her my story and that i am a soldier and was deployed with the 101st Airborne before i start to backpedal out of fear that i might have scared her
>she kisses me on the cheek to stop my rambling and thanks me for the men who saved her grandmother's life back in the war
>explain that it wasn't me and that she must mistake me for a hero
>she tells me "but you are a hero! i see the kindness in your heart. i've never met an American before and you've lived up to my grandmother's stories!" before she walks off

>mfw the first time i truly felt like i was a hero was by a beautiful luxembourgish girl whom i never even got her name
#133 to #84 - rainbowadash **User deleted account**
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#161 to #84 - lordherpderp
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(02/12/2013) [-]
you sir are a true american hero. stay awesome
you sir are a true american hero. stay awesome
#103 to #84 - anon
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(02/12/2013) [-]
It's awful that you had to deal with that man. Soldiers just aren't regarded like they used to. I'm glad that you were able to find someone who showed you respect. You seem like the type of guy who really deserves respect. I respect you even though I don't even know you
#139 to #84 - certifiedidiot
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(02/12/2013) [-]
As I foreigner I thought the ''Support our troops'' spirit was still going strong in the US, is it really that decaying?
#144 to #139 - sketchE
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(02/12/2013) [-]
its more or less gone down since nam. people blame the soldiers following orders and not the government giving them
#267 to #84 - fadetometallica
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(02/12/2013) [-]
That's yfw?
Hey bro
Umm
Just fyi
Your beard and hair are out of regs
#112 to #84 - dekyrptonian
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(02/12/2013) [-]
i thought luxembourg mainly spoke french. in any case, i wouldnt know
#189 to #112 - lecherouslad
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(02/12/2013) [-]
They do speak French.
#104 to #84 - linktheherooftime
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(02/12/2013) [-]
So is that your story or somebody else's?
#108 to #104 - spycheckingpyro
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(02/12/2013) [-]
it's my own
#113 to #108 - linktheherooftime
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(02/12/2013) [-]
Well then. You sir are a hero and thank you for protecting our country.
#105 to #84 - reconred
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(02/12/2013) [-]
Thank you for your service soldier.
#119 to #84 - rieskimo
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(02/12/2013) [-]
I'm 25 and in my years and community I've seen many a soldier serve come back and serve again. Of those that are heros, it shines through no matter what and especially in the face of adversity.
I'm really sorry that your family and friends don't understand. I've heard that isolation is very difficult to deal with, I just request that you don't lean on alcohol too much. I hate to hear of heros come back and drown themselves in alcohol, it's just a waste of a really good person. Anyways, I'd like to personally say thank you for your service. I hope that you can build yourself a group of people that understand you and like you for who you are not who you were or what you've done.
#135 to #84 - nitsuan
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(02/12/2013) [-]
That was beautiful. Thank you for serving with dignity and pride. I wish we had more Americans like you running around because its the ones like you that make me have a some faith in our troubled country.
#121 to #84 - meximan
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(02/12/2013) [-]
This
This is the one of the most touching stories I have ever read.
I appreciate your service to this country, and wish many more cute women to find their way to you.
#102 to #84 - vissova
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(02/12/2013) [-]
That story really touched my heart. :D
#89 to #84 - ltpraptor
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(02/12/2013) [-]
How old are you may I ask my fine man?
#90 to #89 - spycheckingpyro
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(02/12/2013) [-]
honestly? only 22
#91 to #90 - ltpraptor
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(02/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for your service man. (: May many more German girls come your way.
#92 to #91 - spycheckingpyro
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(02/12/2013) [-]
i appreciate it! and may i say, European women just have a a certain degree of class that American women missed out on
#160 to #84 - satexas ONLINE
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(02/12/2013) [-]
Thank you for your story and your service. You are a great person and I wish you luck.
Thank you for your story and your service. You are a great person and I wish you luck.
#162 to #160 - lordherpderp
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(02/12/2013) [-]
sonofabitch now I gotta change mine
#131 to #84 - garymotherfinoak
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(02/12/2013) [-]
I honestly hope you are welcomed back into your normal life when your service is over.
#164 to #84 - kingsspirit
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#171 to #84 - hawaiianhappysauce
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(02/12/2013) [-]
It really is a shame that women leave their husbands when they are giving their lives to make sure their loved ones are safe. It just goes to show how low people can go...
#188 to #84 - lecherouslad
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(02/12/2013) [-]
>get orders to be stationed in Germany
>end up in Luxembourg
Luxembourg is not in Germany, did they relocate you to Luxembourg? or were you stationed in Luxembourg and you thought it was Germany?
#192 to #188 - spycheckingpyro
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(02/12/2013) [-]
no. just enjoyed riding on the train and seeing the world
#193 to #192 - lecherouslad
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(02/12/2013) [-]
Did you join the Army to "see the World"?
#262 to #193 - spycheckingpyro
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(02/12/2013) [-]
funny enough. no. it just sort of happened.
but i took advantage of the cards i was dealt. i've seen cultures i've never known before. saw life through the eyes of the poorest on several continents, only to always see the worst at the doorsteps of some of the richest men. the mud huts outside heroin lords mansions, the slums of finest cities in europe people write on their bucket lists. after a while monuments, museums, and castles seem out of place in comparison to the meeting the people around them. i think seeing the world would be best described as "meeting" the world
#180 to #84 - mycatislookingatme
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(02/12/2013) [-]
I was expecting floors, doors and dinosaurs.

But you hit me in the feels/
#269 to #84 - zombifier
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(02/12/2013) [-]
DUDE, why did you cock block yourself
#106 to #84 - mexicandudeinsd
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(02/12/2013) [-]
u didnt get her name and you just let her walk off..........bro missed opportunity
#109 to #106 - spycheckingpyro
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(02/12/2013) [-]
it would have been the smoothest move. but honestly, i was too shocked at the time to do anything
#176 to #84 - uberteddy
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(02/12/2013) [-]
I was hoping to be looked up as a hero...
#252 to #84 - redorbit
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(02/12/2013) [-]
sir you just taught these faggots in funnyjunk how to live life.
#130 to #84 - anon
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(02/12/2013) [-]
I would like to say I thank you for your service and wish the best to you in all of your future endeavors.
#221 to #84 - hybridxproject
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#97 to #84 - iamphoenix
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(02/12/2013) [-]
Did you have freaky German sex with her afterwards?

#142 to #97 - greenthegunstar
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#194 to #84 - electrozz
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(02/12/2013) [-]
I honestly feel like making a horrible pun insulting you and others like you. But that would make you hate me, and make me feel like an ass, so I'm sorry for even saying this much. I hope you're happy. You should be.
#263 to #194 - spycheckingpyro
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(02/12/2013) [-]
i don't hate you. i commend you for your honesty
i don't hate you. i commend you for your honesty
#93 to #84 - theguythatdie
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#177 to #93 - nitsuan
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#3 - RageRambo
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(02/11/2013) [-]
This could come in handy.
#74 to #3 - dishcloth
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(02/11/2013) [-]
I'm waiting for the day someone rolls this.
#181 to #3 - spartusee
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(02/12/2013) [-]
American or not this is hilarious.
#17 - bluemando
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#54 to #17 - butok
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#96 - adrianking ONLINE
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(02/12/2013) [-]
Humon makes me feel bad about being American...
Humon makes me feel bad about being American...
#201 to #96 - bitchpleaseshutup
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(02/12/2013) [-]
We have the same first names, Adrian.
#123 to #96 - rieskimo
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(02/12/2013) [-]
No reason in feeling bad. I think it was Ghandi who said "Be the change you want to see in the world" if you do that you'll always feel confident in how you are living, no matter what other people say.
#111 to #96 - philliyoMLB
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(02/12/2013) [-]
At least our job isn't to make comics!!!
#100 to #96 - englman
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(02/12/2013) [-]
Hey, as long as we don't act like he does, it's all good.
#117 to #100 - IceViper
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#179 to #117 - srslyjakecease
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OH MY GOD ME TOO!  ITS ALMOST LIKE STEREOTYPES ARE BASED ON GROSS GENERALIZATIONS, AND AMERICA IS SO LARGE THAT THE REGIONS WOULD DEVELOP THEIR OWN CULTURES, AND THUS CULTURAL STEREOTYPES OR SOMETHING!
OH MY GOD ME TOO! ITS ALMOST LIKE STEREOTYPES ARE BASED ON GROSS GENERALIZATIONS, AND AMERICA IS SO LARGE THAT THE REGIONS WOULD DEVELOP THEIR OWN CULTURES, AND THUS CULTURAL STEREOTYPES OR SOMETHING!
#157 to #117 - lordherpderp
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#128 to #117 - anon
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That's not against the norm, that is the norm. Your'e against a stereotype. Dummy.
#67 - stigman **User deleted account**
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(02/11/2013) [-]
what do the British one look like?
#99 to #67 - milthyfoustache
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(02/12/2013) [-]
There isn't a British one because Britain is three different countries
#148 to #99 - sketchE
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(02/12/2013) [-]
Wales Scotland England Northern Ireland. that would be four. and the nation of Great Britain more commonly known as the United Kingdom is comprised of four smaller nations
#307 to #148 - stigman **User deleted account**
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should have used this to make it even better
should have used this to make it even better
#305 to #148 - milthyfoustache
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(02/12/2013) [-]
Britain is an island... Google it...
#125 to #99 - sketchfactor
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He's probably talking about the United Kingdom as a whole, as the country is often mistaken for just "Great Britain".

In that case, he looks like this
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#150 to #125 - sketchE
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(02/12/2013) [-]
i think I saw one where they asked why he was wearing that and then he switched to the england shirt and everyone thought he was the red cross
#70 to #67 - jingleforth
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(02/11/2013) [-]
Here's England
#154 to #70 - SuperPWNED
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(02/12/2013) [-]
That's not England! That's the Red Cross guy coming to help Denmark!
#38 - laspussy
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(02/11/2013) [-]
He's in lesbians with her
#58 to #38 - darkor
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#78 to #38 - khoifish
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(02/11/2013) [-]
Here, take this.
Here, take this.
#66 - rmoran
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(02/11/2013) [-]
Lesbian incest?
America's fw
#101 - drunkasaurus
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(02/12/2013) [-]
have you ever been so patriotic you lost your arms
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#147 - Pompano
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(02/12/2013) [-]




Why are the American characters in these comics so tan?
We are a fairly pale group of people.
#172 to #147 - Sethorein ONLINE
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(02/12/2013) [-]
Latino population majority.
#190 to #172 - mrcrowleysr
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(02/12/2013) [-]
HEY! **** you
#207 to #190 - Sethorein ONLINE
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(02/12/2013) [-]
...? I'm just saying what the comic maker wrote. What's there to be so pissed off about?
#233 to #207 - anon
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(02/12/2013) [-]
Don't take it personally. It's FJ.
#149 to #147 - TehFunnyMan
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(02/12/2013) [-]
It's because of the black president.
#166 to #147 - thegrimreaver
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(02/12/2013) [-]
Because the artist didn't want to fall back on the overused stereotype of "Americans are pasty, overweight slobs", she went with the alternate "over-tanned muscle head."
#268 to #147 - rockamekishiko
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(02/12/2013) [-]
it's not all white people
#151 to #147 - twista **User deleted account**
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#202 to #147 - setittowumbo
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(02/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'm pretty pale myself. That's mostly because I spend most of my time inside on funnyjunk...
#165 to #147 - spyguy
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(02/12/2013) [-]
America started out white, but the artist progressively made him tan because "It won’t be long before white people are a minority."
#229 to #165 - peanutbraddle
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(02/12/2013) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I don't have anything against any race, religion, or community on this planet... but for ***** sake, I walk into a black friends neighborhood, and I swear to god all I hear is ******. EVERYWHERE.

Oh, you don't respect yourself enough to not say an extremely offensive, and horrible word that categorized you into a different group than everyone else, and then you get pissed when a White guy says it? Why Isolate yourself into a group and hope NOT to stay there?
#249 to #229 - aerosol
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