The shit people do on WoW amuse me so. So I was walking through Stormwind on WoW, when I come across this man. I was perterbed at his appearance and walked clos WTF wow Rape
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The shit people do on WoW amuse me so. So I was walking through Stormwind on WoW, when I come across this man. I was perterbed at his appearance and walked clos

So I was walking through Stormwind on WoW, when I come across this man. I was perterbed at his appearance and walked closer, and then saw that he was a buff as **** half naked man in a lioncloth named Potato carrying chloroform, just standing there, waiting for his next victim.

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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - creamNscream [OP]
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UPDATE

I have made contact with said creepy rapist.

He then flexed for me along with his little monkey pet nammed accordingly, Spud.
User avatar #22 to #2 - neokun
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What realm is this on?
User avatar #38 to #22 - creamNscream [OP]
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Bladefist.

In addition I didn't notice his guild was also the potato vanguard.
User avatar #39 to #38 - neokun
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US or EU?
User avatar #40 to #39 - creamNscream [OP]
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US
User avatar #42 to #40 - neokun
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Ahh dammit xD
#12 - Take
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User avatar #56 - vorack **User deleted account**
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The Worgen with a Heart of Gold

>Be in World of Warcraft
>Leveling DK
>Need 100 gold to get new flying trains
>Too lazy to get it
>Ask IRL Friend on main to give me some
>Tells me to beg in Stormwind
>I laugh, un-equip my armor,and run through the trade district begging for money in exchange for sexual favors
>Make 23 G
>Lol,wutever
>Pandaren Monk comes up to me
> I'm in human form.
>She whispers me, says shes a furry
>does /blush
>ENter worgen form
>She smiles
>Pulls out 2-seater mount
>FLies us to Golshire
>ENter Lion's Pride in, get naked
>Use Emotes to sex her up
>She's moaning
>My IRL Friend shows up with the 'Dressed to Kill' buff
>Yells, "Bitch, wheres my money?"
User avatar #57 to #56 - vorack **User deleted account**
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>I reply, "Pimp daddy no, i'll get your money soon! I swear"
>HE AIN'T HAVIN THAT ****!!!
>Drags me out to the street with emotes
> I'm /cry and /sob the whole time
>Takes me out to the streets
>Says he'll make an example out of me
>I /cower from him
>Challenges me to a duel, I accept
>We've been /yelling the whole time and the Pandaren chick (probably dude IRL) comes outside
>Un-equpis his weapon and starts beating me in the street
>I cry, moan, sob, and grunt in pain, /cower ing the whole time
>people stop and stare
>don't actually help me
>Pandaren chick yells stop
>Friend turns to her
>Silence except for my quiet sobs
>Turns back to me, starts beating me again
>beats me to submission while the Pandaren chick tries to pull him off
>You better pay up, hoe! Next time, they'll be burying you!
>Flies away on pimp-helicopter
>lie in street low health /cry ing
User avatar #59 to #57 - vorack **User deleted account**
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>Pandaren chick whispers me
>Says she can protect me
>Asks me where pimp daddy lives
> I keep /sob ing and making excuses
> She persists
>Whispers IRL friend to go to subway/ Deeprun Tram
>He gets there, Pandaren chick gives me a ride
>We walk into the Subway
>3 of my friends are standing there in 'dressed to kill'
>Deeprun Tram isn't part of the city
>They duel me and start beating me with un-armed attack
>2 level 90 horde get off the train
>They stare
>They continue into the city
>My friends are chanting, calling me a whore, asking for the money, insulting me
>Pandaren Chick keeps yelling at them to stop
>I get beaten to 1 health and /lie down on the grounds
>I /cry in pain
>I whisper the Pandaren CHick, "Please...take care of... my daughter...her name is...Pumbloon..."
>I log out dying in the gutter
>Make a Level 1 human named Pumbloom
>Rush to Deeprun Tram form starting Zone
>Pandaren chick is /cry ing and /yell ing at my Friends, they keep pimp talkin
> I walk up, "Daddy... wheres my Daddy...where is he?"
User avatar #62 to #59 - vorack **User deleted account**
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>All the pimps turn to me
> All the pimps /smile at me
>Say they used to be friends of my Daddy
>Say they can be my new Daddy
>Pandaren chick /Yells no
>Tells me to come with her
>I follow her onto the subway tracks
>We run part way to Ironforge
>Pandaren chick whispers me that her 'Friends' are coming
>Train is coming from Ironforge, pimps are still chasing us, yelling obscenities
>Suddenly, a Tauren, an Orc, and 2 trolls Jump off the train
>wat
>One of the Pimps is Flagged for PVP
>They start attacking him
>One of the friends tries to heal
User avatar #63 to #62 - vorack **User deleted account**
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>He gets flagged because of it
> They kill them both
>Pandaren chicks main is Horde, apparently
>I /sit and /cry
>Pandaren chick /kneels down by me
> Says, "Here, I owed this to your father."
>Trades me 16 gold
>I keep crying
> She says shes sorry for everything
>Horde heads out, She hearths
>Find Mailbox
>Log back in as DK send myself the money
>Buy FLying mount training
>So I ask you
> after this long and sad story
>Can I borrow 10 G?
#67 to #63 - vorack **User deleted account**
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MFW My friends said I could have easily made 3X as much money by just tanking in random dungeon finder.
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User avatar #70 to #63 - jaknik
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And this Children, is why we stay away from MoonGuard....


In all seriousness, this is one of the best stories i've ever read.
User avatar #87 to #70 - thedarkangel
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MG is actually my main realm >.> It's calmed down way too much to my liking
User avatar #89 to #87 - jaknik
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something big is about to happen, most likely. Watch your back, friend!
User avatar #90 to #89 - thedarkangel
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Like the server crashing AGAIN from level one spam? literally 200 level ones marched into Stormwind a few months ago
User avatar #92 to #90 - jaknik
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That actually sounds awesome........


Nothing fun like that happens on Malgayness anymore :(
User avatar #94 to #92 - thedarkangel
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I miss not being able to see Lions Pride floor...
User avatar #73 to #63 - sketchE
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need about tree fiddy
User avatar #75 to #63 - vertu
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10/10 would read again.
User avatar #85 to #63 - thedarkangel
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Sounds like MG in a nutshell
User avatar #68 to #63 - legayunicorn
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You now have a subscriber.
#65 to #63 - creamNscream [OP]
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wat
User avatar #122 to #63 - fistoftheaxis
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Dude, all the weird stuff happens in Goldshire. Check comment #41 for my story.
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#99 - rustylock
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User avatar #110 to #99 - redrex
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that was beautiful
#41 - fistoftheaxis
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>Try RP server.
>Wanted to play a traveling draenei merchant.
>Female. Trained in tailoring and cooking. (Because sexism)
>Go to Stormwind and /y I sell fine shirts and dresses!
>Dwarf warrior comes up to me.
>"Hey there sweety, I got some work for you.."
>"k"
>Follow him all the way to Goldshire Inn
>Go upstairs.
>"Strip"
>"What?"
>"Remove your clothes and start dancing"
>"What, no! I am not an exotic dancer!"
>"I'll pay 300 gold"
>Sheeeit.
>Removes clothes and start dancing.
>He uses custom emotes to say that his character is masturbating.
>MFW

#88 to #41 - Hidnight
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you're a whore
#121 to #41 - exotic
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User avatar #48 to #41 - thepalmtoptiger
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for 300 gold, worth it.
#71 to #41 - NubiusMaximus
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#4 - tiredandhungry
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#83 - srslyjakecease
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I once got a full raid group of mages, and flew to stormwind. then, we all iceblocked into the main square from max hight, and sat there, waiting on the cubes to wear off. we then commenced killing everything in sight. Nothing was left un frozen, burnt, or sheep'd in a 50 mile radius.
User avatar #96 to #83 - Schwarzenegger
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That would've been cool to see, how many were in the raid group?
User avatar #101 to #96 - srslyjakecease
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a full 40. it was the ****.
#104 to #101 - Schwarzenegger
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Nice.
#52 - bigbaddrag
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and suddenly I want to play WoW again, it's been a few months since the last time, got my first character to 90, and god damn there are so ******* many dailies   
   
I kinda wish there was another way to get points for the better gear
and suddenly I want to play WoW again, it's been a few months since the last time, got my first character to 90, and god damn there are so ******* many dailies

I kinda wish there was another way to get points for the better gear
#76 - jimmyprice
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something a guy that joined my diablo 3 general chat said one time...