The shit people do on WoW amuse me so. So I was walking through Stormwind on WoW, when I come across this man. I was perterbed at his appearance and walked clos WTF wow Rape
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The shit people do on WoW amuse me so

The shit people do on WoW amuse me so. So I was walking through Stormwind on WoW, when I come across this man. I was perterbed at his appearance and walked clos

So I was walking through Stormwind on WoW, when I come across this man. I was perterbed at his appearance and walked closer, and then saw that he was a buff as **** half naked man in a lioncloth named Potato carrying chloroform, just standing there, waiting for his next victim.

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#2 - creamNscream (02/11/2013) [-]
UPDATE

I have made contact with said creepy rapist.

He then flexed for me along with his little monkey pet nammed accordingly, Spud.
User avatar #22 to #2 - neokun (02/12/2013) [-]
What realm is this on?
User avatar #38 to #22 - creamNscream (02/12/2013) [-]
Bladefist.

In addition I didn't notice his guild was also the potato vanguard.
User avatar #39 to #38 - neokun (02/12/2013) [-]
US or EU?
User avatar #42 to #40 - neokun (02/12/2013) [-]
Ahh dammit xD
User avatar #110 to #99 - redrex ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-]
that was beautiful
#12 - Take (02/11/2013) [-]
#41 - fistoftheaxis (02/12/2013) [-]
>Try RP server.
>Wanted to play a traveling draenei merchant.
>Female. Trained in tailoring and cooking. (Because sexism)
>Go to Stormwind and /y I sell fine shirts and dresses!
>Dwarf warrior comes up to me.
>"Hey there sweety, I got some work for you.."
>"k"
>Follow him all the way to Goldshire Inn
>Go upstairs.
>"Strip"
>"What?"
>"Remove your clothes and start dancing"
>"What, no! I am not an exotic dancer!"
>"I'll pay 300 gold"
>Sheeeit.
>Removes clothes and start dancing.
>He uses custom emotes to say that his character is masturbating.
>MFW

#88 to #41 - Hidnight (02/12/2013) [-]
you're a whore
User avatar #48 to #41 - thepalmtoptiger (02/12/2013) [-]
for 300 gold, worth it.
User avatar #56 - vorack **User deleted account** (02/12/2013) [-]
The Worgen with a Heart of Gold

>Be in World of Warcraft
>Leveling DK
>Need 100 gold to get new flying trains
>Too lazy to get it
>Ask IRL Friend on main to give me some
>Tells me to beg in Stormwind
>I laugh, un-equip my armor,and run through the trade district begging for money in exchange for sexual favors
>Make 23 G
>Lol,wutever
>Pandaren Monk comes up to me
> I'm in human form.
>She whispers me, says shes a furry
>does /blush
>ENter worgen form
>She smiles
>Pulls out 2-seater mount
>FLies us to Golshire
>ENter Lion's Pride in, get naked
>Use Emotes to sex her up
>She's moaning
>My IRL Friend shows up with the 'Dressed to Kill' buff
>Yells, "Bitch, wheres my money?"
User avatar #57 to #56 - vorack **User deleted account** (02/12/2013) [-]
>I reply, "Pimp daddy no, i'll get your money soon! I swear"
>HE AIN'T HAVIN THAT **** !!!
>Drags me out to the street with emotes
> I'm /cry and /sob the whole time
>Takes me out to the streets
>Says he'll make an example out of me
>I /cower from him
>Challenges me to a duel, I accept
>We've been /yelling the whole time and the Pandaren chick (probably dude IRL) comes outside
>Un-equpis his weapon and starts beating me in the street
>I cry, moan, sob, and grunt in pain, /cower ing the whole time
>people stop and stare
>don't actually help me
>Pandaren chick yells stop
>Friend turns to her
>Silence except for my quiet sobs
>Turns back to me, starts beating me again
>beats me to submission while the Pandaren chick tries to pull him off
>You better pay up, hoe! Next time, they'll be burying you!
>Flies away on pimp-helicopter
>lie in street low health /cry ing
User avatar #59 to #57 - vorack **User deleted account** (02/12/2013) [-]
>Pandaren chick whispers me
>Says she can protect me
>Asks me where pimp daddy lives
> I keep /sob ing and making excuses
> She persists
>Whispers IRL friend to go to subway/ Deeprun Tram
>He gets there, Pandaren chick gives me a ride
>We walk into the Subway
>3 of my friends are standing there in 'dressed to kill'
>Deeprun Tram isn't part of the city
>They duel me and start beating me with un-armed attack
>2 level 90 horde get off the train
>They stare
>They continue into the city
>My friends are chanting, calling me a whore, asking for the money, insulting me
>Pandaren Chick keeps yelling at them to stop
>I get beaten to 1 health and /lie down on the grounds
>I /cry in pain
>I whisper the Pandaren CHick, "Please...take care of... my daughter...her name is...Pumbloon..."
>I log out dying in the gutter
>Make a Level 1 human named Pumbloom
>Rush to Deeprun Tram form starting Zone
>Pandaren chick is /cry ing and /yell ing at my Friends, they keep pimp talkin
> I walk up, "Daddy... wheres my Daddy...where is he?"
User avatar #62 to #59 - vorack **User deleted account** (02/12/2013) [-]
>All the pimps turn to me
> All the pimps /smile at me
>Say they used to be friends of my Daddy
>Say they can be my new Daddy
>Pandaren chick /Yells no
>Tells me to come with her
>I follow her onto the subway tracks
>We run part way to Ironforge
>Pandaren chick whispers me that her 'Friends' are coming
>Train is coming from Ironforge, pimps are still chasing us, yelling obscenities
>Suddenly, a Tauren, an Orc, and 2 trolls Jump off the train
>wat
>One of the Pimps is Flagged for PVP
>They start attacking him
>One of the friends tries to heal
User avatar #63 to #62 - vorack **User deleted account** (02/12/2013) [-]
>He gets flagged because of it
> They kill them both
>Pandaren chicks main is Horde, apparently
>I /sit and /cry
>Pandaren chick /kneels down by me
> Says, "Here, I owed this to your father."
>Trades me 16 gold
>I keep crying
> She says shes sorry for everything
>Horde heads out, She hearths
>Find Mailbox
>Log back in as DK send myself the money
>Buy FLying mount training
>So I ask you
> after this long and sad story
>Can I borrow 10 G?
#67 to #63 - vorack **User deleted account** (02/12/2013) [-]
MFW My friends said I could have easily made 3X as much money by just tanking in random dungeon finder.
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User avatar #70 to #63 - jaknik (02/12/2013) [-]
And this Children, is why we stay away from MoonGuard....


In all seriousness, this is one of the best stories i've ever read.
User avatar #87 to #70 - thedarkangel (02/12/2013) [-]
MG is actually my main realm >.> It's calmed down way too much to my liking
User avatar #89 to #87 - jaknik (02/12/2013) [-]
something big is about to happen, most likely. Watch your back, friend!
User avatar #90 to #89 - thedarkangel (02/12/2013) [-]
Like the server crashing AGAIN from level one spam? literally 200 level ones marched into Stormwind a few months ago
User avatar #92 to #90 - jaknik (02/12/2013) [-]
That actually sounds awesome........


Nothing fun like that happens on Malgayness anymore :(
User avatar #94 to #92 - thedarkangel (02/12/2013) [-]
I miss not being able to see Lions Pride floor...
User avatar #73 to #63 - sketchE (02/12/2013) [-]
need about tree fiddy
User avatar #75 to #63 - vertu (02/12/2013) [-]
10/10 would read again.
User avatar #85 to #63 - thedarkangel (02/12/2013) [-]
Sounds like MG in a nutshell
User avatar #68 to #63 - legayunicorn (02/12/2013) [-]
You now have a subscriber.
User avatar #122 to #63 - fistoftheaxis (02/12/2013) [-]
Dude, all the weird stuff happens in Goldshire. Check comment #41 for my story.
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#83 - srslyjakecease (02/12/2013) [-]
I once got a full raid group of mages, and flew to stormwind. then, we all iceblocked into the main square from max hight, and sat there, waiting on the cubes to wear off. we then commenced killing everything in sight. Nothing was left un frozen, burnt, or sheep'd in a 50 mile radius.
User avatar #96 to #83 - Schwarzenegger (02/12/2013) [-]
That would've been cool to see, how many were in the raid group?
User avatar #101 to #96 - srslyjakecease (02/12/2013) [-]
a full 40. it was the **** .
#52 - bigbaddrag (02/12/2013) [-]
and suddenly I want to play WoW again, it's been a few months since the last time, got my first character to 90, and god damn there are so 			*******		 many dailies   
   
I kinda wish there was another way to get points for the better gear
and suddenly I want to play WoW again, it's been a few months since the last time, got my first character to 90, and god damn there are so ******* many dailies

I kinda wish there was another way to get points for the better gear
User avatar #112 - redrex ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-]
i love all these stories people have about WoW, i wish i got into it sooner. as in, not beginning-middle of WotLK. I did for quiet a long time have a ******* amazing guild. my guild leader and members were all funny as hell, all of them stopped playing when pandaria came out. I miss them so much
User avatar #115 to #112 - ispeakmeme (02/12/2013) [-]
Yeah mine did the same thing. I've actually been playing on and off since original WoW and I'm getting ready to start again sometime soon after like 6 months of not playing.
User avatar #116 to #115 - redrex ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-]
with all my guildies we would get into vent, and pretty much every day, i would be laughing my ass off and go to bed-do whatever with a much better mood than before i went into WoW. god damn they were such good guildies. i cry evertim
i really hope they come back some day
User avatar #117 to #116 - ispeakmeme (02/12/2013) [-]
I even had the cell number of a few of my guildies too. I really miss playing haha. I'm probably starting again on Thursday.
#4 - tiredandhungry (02/11/2013) [-]
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#76 - jimmyprice (02/12/2013) [-]
something a guy that joined my diablo 3 general chat said one time...
User avatar #113 - tankerdude (02/12/2013) [-]
you buy cat 50 msk
User avatar #49 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (02/12/2013) [-]
I'd begin to play again if it became f2p
User avatar #53 to #49 - vorack **User deleted account** (02/12/2013) [-]
Well, its free until level 20 and if you do recruit a friend you can get some free time
User avatar #54 to #53 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (02/12/2013) [-]
I don't want to start a new character
I want to continue on my druid and all I got are these 10 free days I got a mail about
User avatar #55 to #54 - vorack **User deleted account** (02/12/2013) [-]
Then see if any of your friends still play and have them do Scroll of Ressurection. YOu get you account back and a free Level 80 as well
User avatar #58 to #55 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (02/12/2013) [-]
I got a scroll of resurrection aswell
In Denmark it's not allowed
So I didn't get the free character to level 80
But I got to play which seemed weird
User avatar #78 to #58 - Zedotelhado (02/12/2013) [-]
It's not allowed in Portugal either. Proxy the **** up, log on battlenet, change your residence to the UK, profit.
User avatar #124 to #78 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (02/12/2013) [-]
I got the scroll
Somehow
But only half of it worked or something
#45 - anon (02/12/2013) [-]
I just lost Wintergrasp after knocking down the walls all by myself just so some human pally could stand there and watch as the horde killed me. I ******* hate human paladins.
#77 - patriotpenguin (02/12/2013) [-]
me and my friend derping around karazhan    
giant train of  dwarfs,gnomes,orcs and blood elfs  come out of nowhere    
both line up on opposite sides chanting profanity's at eachother   
dark elf shapeshifts into a cat distracting the gnome. All gnomes rush around the cat and start discussing how cool it is   
gangbang of dark elfs come out of nowhere and beat the gnomes to death with fishing rods   
dwarfs desprate, blindfiring at the elfs  elf gets shot and almost dead   
yells TELL MAMA I'VE DONE MY BEST. Logs out initiateing death   
me n my friend sitting back watching the carnage on our mounts   
dwarf miss's n hits my friends lv 90cloud serpent    
friend goes beastmode on the everyone destroying both armys   
1 dwarf is all that remains   
yells KILL ME!! FINISH THE JOB!   
friend mutters, no...you live with it    
friends are all dead around him ,leave him there   
flash foward a year later    
celebrating same friends birthday party at valgarde inn   
notice only one person not up and dancing with us    
read name closer    
It was him,hes just sitting there alone silently drinking   
been doing so for a month    
check on him today. Finally gone    
Goon fold had a silent moment for him today
me and my friend derping around karazhan
giant train of dwarfs,gnomes,orcs and blood elfs come out of nowhere
both line up on opposite sides chanting profanity's at eachother
dark elf shapeshifts into a cat distracting the gnome. All gnomes rush around the cat and start discussing how cool it is
gangbang of dark elfs come out of nowhere and beat the gnomes to death with fishing rods
dwarfs desprate, blindfiring at the elfs elf gets shot and almost dead
yells TELL MAMA I'VE DONE MY BEST. Logs out initiateing death
me n my friend sitting back watching the carnage on our mounts
dwarf miss's n hits my friends lv 90cloud serpent
friend goes beastmode on the everyone destroying both armys
1 dwarf is all that remains
yells KILL ME!! FINISH THE JOB!
friend mutters, no...you live with it
friends are all dead around him ,leave him there
flash foward a year later
celebrating same friends birthday party at valgarde inn
notice only one person not up and dancing with us
read name closer
It was him,hes just sitting there alone silently drinking
been doing so for a month
check on him today. Finally gone
Goon fold had a silent moment for him today

User avatar #82 - destaice (02/12/2013) [-]
I thought Pandaria would be different.

Leveled up my character through the beautiful zones and awesome quest/story line.

Then I got hit with daily quest hell.

/unsub
#100 to #82 - madjik (02/12/2013) [-]
Raid 3 times a weeks.   
   
488 item level.   
   
Haven't touched dailies in months.
Raid 3 times a weeks.

488 item level.

Haven't touched dailies in months.
User avatar #86 to #82 - trolljunkusa (02/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, after Vanilla, and Burning Crusades, everything you do at the top level pretty much revolves around repetitive heroics, and dailys. Thats why I quit
User avatar #97 to #86 - Schwarzenegger (02/12/2013) [-]
Hopefully the next expansion will involve Outland or something. I liked fighting demons.
User avatar #98 to #97 - trolljunkusa (02/12/2013) [-]
I doubt it, they're trying to follow the lore
User avatar #103 to #98 - Schwarzenegger (02/12/2013) [-]
True, but Sargeras (creator/leader of the Burning Legion) is still alive.
#120 to #103 - Sargeras (02/12/2013) [-]
Here I am.
User avatar #126 to #86 - therealchafrador (02/26/2013) [-]
I still have fun playing WoW. **** me right?
User avatar #127 to #126 - trolljunkusa (02/26/2013) [-]
Im actually starting up again this summer. cause I quit at the beginning of cata, and didnt like it, but I heard MOP is cool
User avatar #128 to #127 - therealchafrador (02/27/2013) [-]
It is, Throne of Thunder looks awesome... can't wait for 5.2
User avatar #129 to #128 - trolljunkusa (02/27/2013) [-]
Another expansion was already announced? Jesus.

I remember back when I started playing in Vanilla, they would take forever to announce a new expansion. maybe because they're leveling up in intervals of 5 now though.
User avatar #130 to #129 - therealchafrador (02/28/2013) [-]
Throne of Thunder is the name in the new raid that will be in 5.2 lol... I wasn't talking about a new expansion xD
User avatar #131 to #130 - trolljunkusa (02/28/2013) [-]
Oh **** , so whats the big issue in MOP? Like what are we trying to defeat?
User avatar #132 to #131 - therealchafrador (03/01/2013) [-]
Basically Garrosh is gonna go even more insane that even the Horde will want him dead. He'll be the final boss of the expansion
#108 to #82 - anon (02/12/2013) [-]
yes because daileys are 100 percent compulsory and you HAVE to do them...
User avatar #23 - razerblazer (02/12/2013) [-]
is that?!? YES IT IS, ITS STORMWIND BEFORE CATACLYSM!!!oh, how i loved roaming around that beatiful city and glitching underground and looking at the LOL sign made of grass...nostalgia...
#30 to #23 - anon (02/12/2013) [-]
Black Brick came in after Cata...
User avatar #32 to #30 - razerblazer (02/12/2013) [-]
are you kidding me? after cata, you couldn't glitch under stormwind by jumping the torch on the corner bridge to the park? i think? well, under stormwind there was a hill that said LOL and undesigned hills that were 3d, but completely white, and went on for like ever
User avatar #44 to #23 - creamNscream (02/12/2013) [-]
Hate to break it to you, but it is after Cata, i took this yesterday.

If it makes you feel better, I did play back in vanilla and BC before i quit for a while :P
User avatar #47 to #44 - razerblazer (02/12/2013) [-]
but...the barrel...its so... ***********
User avatar #35 - traelos (02/12/2013) [-]
I occasionally enjoyed making a character named Jjessus and preaching in goldshire...
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#37 to #18 - LOLinternet (02/12/2013) [-]
Brors fo' lyfe.

And even after lyfe.
User avatar #21 to #18 - neokun (02/12/2013) [-]
Thrall hands down the best WoW character ever.
#81 to #21 - workitout (02/12/2013) [-]
No way. Old Blanchy is the best WoW character.
User avatar #25 to #21 - bigbeaufort ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-]
I kind of liked Grom before MoP...
#60 to #21 - anon (02/12/2013) [-]
Worst character I have ever seen in the game. I hope King Varian ***** his wife for being such a beta in the Trial of the Champions.
#123 to #60 - neokun (02/12/2013) [-]
I got nerd rage all night about why you are wrong in all aspects of Thrall being a pussy in any kind of possible way, but im tired.
#36 to #21 - anon (02/12/2013) [-]
Lok'Tar Ogar!
#26 to #21 - hurrdurka (02/12/2013) [-]
I prefer Grommash Hellscream, he was a pretty epic Warcraft character.
User avatar #27 to #26 - neokun (02/12/2013) [-]
I do like Grom. But he turned into such an asshole.
User avatar #64 to #27 - Mortuus (02/12/2013) [-]
Grom dies.
#28 to #27 - hurrdurka (02/12/2013) [-]
He was still a very good character it was sad to see him die, but his son was a bigger asshole in my opinion.
#66 to #28 - anon (02/12/2013) [-]
His son is a pretty nice. You must not have done Stonetalon Mountains quest line. That is what the true Garrosh is, before Blizzard made him turn evil.
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