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Why I fired my secretary:
Last week was my birthday and I didn' t feel very well waking up on that morning. I
went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she
barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday."
I thought... Well, that' s marriage for you, but the kids..... They will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn' t say a word. So when I
left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretaryship said,
Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!"
It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one
o' clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, It' s such a beautiful
day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you
and me."
I said, "Thanks, Jane, that' s the greatest thing We heard all day. Let' s go!"
We went to lunch. But we didn' t go where we normally would go.
She choose instead a quiet bistro with a private table.
We had two Martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It' s such a beautiful day... We
don' t need to go straight back to the office, do we?"
I responded, "I guess not What do you have in mind?"
She said, "Let' s drop by my apartment, it' s just around the corner."
After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said,
Boss, if you don' t mind, I' m going to step into the bedroom forcast a moment. I' ll
be right back."
Okay,'' I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of
minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake.
Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and outworkers, all
singing "Happy birthday".
And Must sat there.....
On the couch...
Sobbing...
***** ...
and erect.
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#65 - slenderwolf (02/13/2013) [-]
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#59 - slenderwolf (02/13/2013) [-]
So basically this, but she turns around and hands you a cake.
So basically this, but she turns around and hands you a cake.
#55 - ishotthedeputy ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-]
Oh god.
#53 - murdocisgod (02/12/2013) [-]
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#52 - anonymous (02/12/2013) [-]
i remember when this was posted back when fj was green!
hah, thank you op for reminding me of this joke :D
#50 - ienjoybeefjerky (02/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #54 to #50 - supermanon (02/12/2013) [-]
^ can't read lol
#48 - TedMosby (02/12/2013) [-]
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#47 - hipsophobadon (02/12/2013) [-]
Do I regret this?   
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Do I regret this?
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#43 - yourealltwelve (02/12/2013) [-]
>everyonesFW
User avatar #36 - oottovann (02/12/2013) [-]
NEVER HEARD THIS ******* STORY BEFORE, OVER 5 YEARS AGO.
#40 to #36 - jrtojrto (02/12/2013) [-]
That's because it was posted yesterday at 17:40.
User avatar #41 to #40 - oottovann (02/12/2013) [-]
Was that over 5 years ago?
User avatar #35 - xyxoz (02/12/2013) [-]
And then you remember he's a gummy worm.
#24 - vukzgbl (02/12/2013) [-]
hfw , -clothes
hfw , -clothes
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