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Why I fired my secretary:
Last week was my birthday and I didn' t feel very well waking up on that morning. I
went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she
barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday."
I thought... Well, that' s marriage for you, but the kids..... They will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn' t say a word. So when I
left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretaryship said,
Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!"
It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one
o' clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, It' s such a beautiful
day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you
and me."
I said, "Thanks, Jane, that' s the greatest thing We heard all day. Let' s go!"
We went to lunch. But we didn' t go where we normally would go.
She choose instead a quiet bistro with a private table.
We had two Martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It' s such a beautiful day... We
don' t need to go straight back to the office, do we?"
I responded, "I guess not What do you have in mind?"
She said, "Let' s drop by my apartment, it' s just around the corner."
After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said,
Boss, if you don' t mind, I' m going to step into the bedroom forcast a moment. I' ll
be right back."
Okay,'' I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of
minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake.
Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and outworkers, all
singing "Happy birthday".
And Must sat there.....
On the couch...
and erect.
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#1 - ajaxthegreat (02/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I hope this isn't real...
#12 - breakfastlunch (02/12/2013) [+] (4 replies)
But it didn't stop there
#8 - almaster (02/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
his kids saw him naked
his kids saw him naked
#24 - vukzgbl (02/12/2013) [-]
hfw , -clothes
hfw , -clothes
#7 - thatmexican (02/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#15 - sadlynoobish (02/12/2013) [-]
The first urban legend of The Naked Man!
User avatar #35 - xyxoz (02/12/2013) [-]
And then you remember he's a gummy worm.
User avatar #23 - nanapopo (02/12/2013) [-]
I'm just laughing at the fact that this was posted by gummy worms
#22 - thrustingreatbacon (02/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
the very end made me lol so much
User avatar #30 to #22 - richardastley (02/12/2013) [-]
Well you see, that's where the punchline was so that's a good thing!
User avatar #19 - bruce lee (02/12/2013) [+] (13 replies)
That's something that would happen to me.
#28 to #25 - Zyklone (02/12/2013) [-]
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complaining is exactly what your doing.
with a name like Bruse Lee you bring great shameto the FJ famiry
Live up to your ****** screenname
#11 - xsiberx (02/12/2013) [-]
This was hilariously unfortunate for him!
User avatar #6 - herpsog (02/11/2013) [-]
gummy worms?
#43 - yourealltwelve (02/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #10 - fishboysupreme (02/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"The Naked Man" technique.
User avatar #16 to #13 - zomaru (02/12/2013) [-]
Actually, it works 1 out of 10, and you're lucky to live past 3.
#47 - hipsophobadon (02/12/2013) [-]
Do I regret this?   
Do I regret this?
#2 - unsane (02/11/2013) [-]
Hah brilliant :D
#55 - ishotthedeputy (02/12/2013) [-]
Oh god.
User avatar #36 - oottovann (02/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#40 to #36 - jrtojrto (02/12/2013) [-]
That's because it was posted yesterday at 17:40.
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