Video Games. Colbert. Vida: game violence is not a new problem. Who could forget in the wake of Sim City how children everywhere took up urban planning.". pshhh... women think giving birth is painful? Try playing on a connection....
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#45 - mrsexmuffins ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
All of these ******* anon threads
User avatar #109 to #104 - silasdg (02/12/2013) [-]
I have actually thought this before. I immediately realized I am a monster.
#39 - crazyolitis (02/11/2013) [-]
Only related thing I have.
Only related thing I have.
#107 to #39 - Pompano (02/12/2013) [-]
have more


have more
#79 to #39 - lnizzle (02/12/2013) [-]
Have another!
Have another!
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User avatar #56 to #55 - undeadwill (02/11/2013) [-]
Sauce other than a link I can't copy paste?
#83 to #56 - anon (02/12/2013) [-]
Type you lazy bastard, type!
User avatar #127 to #83 - undeadwill (02/12/2013) [-]
......
okay.
#129 to #127 - anon (02/12/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#58 to #55 - electrickwalrus ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
oh god those games were the **** when i was a kid
User avatar #59 to #55 - whitcher (02/11/2013) [-]
I have a feeling if you look up the public urination arrest statistics that they might skyrocket around 2004
#22 - Cleavland Steamer (02/11/2013) [-]
pshhh... women think giving birth is painful? Try playing on a **** connection....
User avatar #47 to #22 - rhiaanor ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
or attempting to play fallout new vegas
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User avatar #26 to #24 - bananarchy (02/11/2013) [-]
They're not going to include every console ever created
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User avatar #28 to #27 - bananarchy (02/11/2013) [-]
Wut? Any console with internet connection can get lag
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#74 to #22 - anon (02/12/2013) [-]
Or playing with mouse only
User avatar #75 to #74 - greenthegunstar (02/12/2013) [-]
Or with a touch pad
User avatar #64 - sirbutterballs (02/11/2013) [-]
The Sim games are way more violent than any GTA or Gears of War game. For example, I killed half my town by inviting them over for dinner and trapping them in my house without any toilets, fridges, or beds. I also one time made Hitler and trapped anyone who wasn't white with blonde/ blue eyes in a walled of house.
User avatar #73 to #64 - twistedwun (02/12/2013) [-]
The post is about sim city though.
User avatar #110 to #64 - silasdg (02/12/2013) [-]
I've never beaten a hooker to death with a dildo in Sims. Just saying.
User avatar #113 to #110 - sirbutterballs (02/12/2013) [-]
You can't drown your kids in Saints Row 3
#62 - breakfastlunch (02/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #98 - oottovann (02/12/2013) [-]
Movies:

Show violence, gore, and disturbing prolonged rape scenes.

Video Games:

Often times you play as a hero trying to save the world from zombies/aliens/mutants etc.

Yup. Games are the worst....
User avatar #140 to #98 - shazmothree (02/12/2013) [-]
I know right? I can't believe anyone hasn't brought up We Need to Talk About Kevin
#48 - anon (02/11/2013) [-]
Dear glorious leader of Democratic People's Republic of funnyjunk. Please don't let us anons comment unlimited times. Make us wait that hour between comment's. And please change that ''anonymous pussy'' name. It makes me sad. And dont let us post pictures. Sincerely: Stupid anon.
User avatar #49 to #48 - therealslim (02/11/2013) [-]
pussy
#53 to #48 - erbwie (02/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #72 - gamerlunaa (02/11/2013) [-]
but then again, i did like to trap the parents in the kitchen and kill them so that a teen and a baby can live together
#78 - MysticTomatoe (02/12/2013) [-]
>be me
>playing COD all day long
>decide to go to the kitchen to grab a snack
>turn around the corner
>see sister
>immediately react like I was going to stab her
>MFW I though my sister was a hostile enemy
User avatar #122 to #78 - raigen (02/12/2013) [-]
I can't even.....I kinda feel the same way though when I've played a game for a while somtimes and I start thinking of controls for games in real life...
#121 to #78 - improbablyyourdad (02/12/2013) [-]
What I want to know is how you can play any cawadooty after WaW for more than 10 minutes?
What I want to know is how you can play any cawadooty after WaW for more than 10 minutes?
#135 to #121 - minnesotaids (02/12/2013) [-]
I admire you, sir Castiel!
User avatar #81 to #78 - savirleo (02/12/2013) [-]
At least you aren't dreaming CoD
User avatar #87 to #81 - SaNcAlandariel (02/12/2013) [-]
I've been there. I think I need to stop playing.
User avatar #89 to #87 - savirleo (02/12/2013) [-]
My dream had me using a infrared red dot sight. Looks like the red dot from CoD4, but with infrared like in MW2
#103 to #78 - anaklusmos (02/12/2013) [-]
When I first got MW3 I played non-stop for about 30 hours. When I went to 711 to get some more monster I looked up and saw a plane, I immediately tried to take to take it down because I thought it was a UAV.
#99 - fedexman (02/12/2013) [-]
Urban planning? This game bred psychopaths bent on the total annihilation of entire cities.
User avatar #106 to #99 - Kabutops (02/12/2013) [-]
LOL also true xP
#108 to #99 - silasdg (02/12/2013) [-]
Shhhhh don't warn them. Not before we make our delivery.
Shhhhh don't warn them. Not before we make our delivery.
#115 - supermegasherman (02/12/2013) [-]
my sister trapped 16 sims in a fenced in room with a fireplace and a rug, she then used the fireplace to light the rug on fire and burn all the sims alive. then she moved the graves stones outside, called the rest of the neighborhood and did it again... and they say call of duty is violent...
#90 - yurilowenthalll (02/12/2013) [-]
**yurilowenthalll rolled a random image posted in comment #404017 at Friendly ** MFW video game violence
#42 - anon (02/11/2013) [-]
I set my house on fire and sold all the doors. The fireman circled my house about 12 times before my character died.
#44 to #42 - anon (02/11/2013) [-]
He said Sim City, not The Sims. You dumbass.
User avatar #54 to #44 - snakefire (02/11/2013) [-]
I still laughed my ass off
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**tkfishandchips rolls 40** *sigh*
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#133 - animationhac ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-]
I like to make my Sims swim in a pool and sell the ladder. The faces when they cannot get out... Bwhahahahhahahaha.
I like to make my Sims swim in a pool and sell the ladder. The faces when they cannot get out... Bwhahahahhahahaha.
#51 - lockstin (02/11/2013) [-]
heres a gif.
heres a gif.
#175 - lelouchlamperouge (02/12/2013) [-]
hmmm,
>video games, videogamedunkey
>the word video game contains the letters i d e g m and s
>m=n+n
>i d e g n s
>rearranged=singed
>god dammit it was Singed the whole time!
#169 - rthehammerdavis (02/12/2013) [-]
Now this guy knows what he's talking about
Now this guy knows what he's talking about
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