Enlarge if nescecarry.. .. Einstein didn't even say that, don't believe everything you see on the internet.
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#48 - anonymous (04/05/2013) [-]
Actually, scientists have been able to jump past absolute zero and create systems in negative kelvin; 0K is impossible to reach, but they have reached negative temperatures, in which heat behaves backwards. One might consider this "cold heat" or "cold." -1K is actually HOTTER than 1K, despite having less heat.

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#47 - anonymous (02/25/2013) [-]
Okay, to answer everyone's ignorance (and arguably also, stupidity). Einstein was a Jew. Precisely why during World War 2, he wanted to be in America because the nazis were killing Jews. Einstein believed in God, and said this quote (though this has been dramatized, but still closely the same) at a very young age. Roughly 10 years old. It was a small class, and every single point he made is still true. Evil is the absence of God's presence. Evil occurs when man (or woman) chooses to abandon God and do their own course of action. Consider that God gave morality to us (the understanding that stealing, killing, adultery, etc is wrong) so that we could prosper. There is an abundance of proof for God, and an increasingly shrinking reason to have faith in evolution. Google the .pdf file "Evolution Cruncher". Any scientific mind will find immediately how impossible the THEORY of evolution is.
User avatar #44 - mattdoggy ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-]
1. Fake story-Einstein didn't say that, he was a Jew who was semi Agnostic.

2. None of these are Valid arguments-Any intellectual Christians and Atheists who half know what they are talking about wouldn't bother arguing over any of this. Christian's who are knowledgeable (not farmer Joe or grandma Mildred, but actual scholars) can defend themselves against these points. Atheists wouldn't bother making these arguments because they would only be effective against an idiotic uneducated Christian. What the professor is doing is called a scarecrow argument where stupid words are put into the Christian's mouth and then twisted so that there is seemingly no easy response so you can defeat your opponent and feel superior. Only a slow half educated Atheist, and half educated Christian would make these arguments.

3. Einstein wasn't a dick- He was a nice easy going guy who not openly avoided open conflict but was famous for opposing it. He was pretty much shunned at one point, and got his rise to fame at another point because of his pacifistic viewpoint.

I'm sure this is a lovely little story for young and uneducated Christians and Atheists who haven't taken the time to do in depth studies so they can throw facts at each other. Real true ******** Christians and Atheists argue over different things, and are actually more friendly about it, inviting each other to and from different place and playing host to debates with each other. If your ideas and viewpoints differ that's fine, as long as we can get along
#41 - bendingtimeisgood (02/12/2013) [-]
Einstein was an atheist...
#43 to #41 - anonymous (02/12/2013) [-]
agnostic
User avatar #40 - jovisman (02/12/2013) [-]
I call horse ****
User avatar #39 - crownsedge (02/12/2013) [-]
Fake ******** . Get outta here.
#38 - anonymous (02/12/2013) [-]
http://www.snopes.com/religion/religion.asp

Its fake. (btw Gidmp, it took like 1 min to found out that it was fake, i suggest you qaulity check your **** .)
#37 - anonymous (02/12/2013) [-]
.... he was jewish and didnt like organized religion. now youre telling me he's christian.
User avatar #32 - sorrowofdaedalus (02/12/2013) [-]
I would call ******** , but that's kind of obvious, isn't it?

First off, what the hell kind of professor is this that he doesn't know basic rules of science? Second, I could see, touch, feel, taste, and hear that professor's brain, if we lopped his head open. Easy peasy.

Atheists and Christians are both dumbasses. Stop fighting about your silly stuff and just believe whatever the hell.
#33 to #32 - pieratestan (02/12/2013) [-]
im an atheist and i honestly dont give a **** what people believe in, people deserve the right to live their life the way they want to live it, not how others wish how they "should" live them.
#45 to #33 - vaginismus (02/17/2013) [-]
I suggest you call yourself agnostic atheist if you don't give a crap, keeps them Christians off back.
#35 to #33 - RageGuyyourmom (02/12/2013) [-]
I think the issue stems where religion is used to stop the forward flow of society.
#36 to #35 - pieratestan (02/12/2013) [-]
to me religion seems like it was created as a control device a long ass time ago, someone goes " **** , how do i kill this guy and get away with it?... GOD TOLD ME TO" just seems ridiculous but hey, everyone has their own opinion
#30 - anonymous (02/11/2013) [-]
it's one of those ******** stories that have nothing to do with reality, like the one that einstein had Cs or Ds in school
User avatar #27 - spikethepony (02/11/2013) [-]
Why can't more scientists be like this? For that matter, why can't more faithful people be like this?
User avatar #29 to #27 - drtennant (02/11/2013) [-]
refer to #18
#24 - anonymous (02/11/2013) [-]
Too bad Einstein came from a Jewish family, not Christian.
#20 - jimbobji (02/11/2013) [-]
This was not Einstein
#19 - anonymous (02/11/2013) [-]
first point, no there is no such entity as cold, however heat is a directly observable phenomenon that follows direct laws and allows us to make predictions. Same with darkness/light.

Second, evolution HAS been directly observed. viruses like MRSA and the flu constantly evolve, which is why medicine is an arms race, us against evolution.

thirdly whilst no one can see the brain with their own eyes, we can detect it with advanced scientific scanners. After death we can dissect the body and touch see smeel feel and (if that way inclined) taste it.
#18 - drtennant (02/11/2013) [-]
Wow, i'm actually disappointed this is still circulating.

Einstein was raised by secular Jewish parents. In his Autobiographical Notes, Einstein wrote that he had gradually lost his faith early in childhood

Albert Einstein's religious views have been studied extensively. He said he believed in the god of Baruch Spinoza, but not in a personal god, a belief he criticized. He also called himself an agnostic, and criticized atheism, preferring he said "an attitude of humility.
#17 - anonymous (02/11/2013) [-]
Einstein was an agnostic non-practicing jew, you sniveling retard.
#46 to #17 - vaginismus (02/17/2013) [-]
anon's face when
User avatar #16 - bleachedpheather (02/11/2013) [-]
when ever i get into an argument like this, i simply say "you can neither prove, nor disprove god, in the same way i can neither prove or disprove there is an invisible unicorn living in my backyard on tuesdays when the moon is full."
User avatar #15 - lothet (02/11/2013) [-]
So the "student" (aka ****** ) just forced his religion onto Everything to escape humiliation...and no one in the class ahd enough brains to or balls to tell him:

"We care about your religion just as much as the Romans did. We would love to see you kill yourself for our sins."
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